girls will be having a lovely time and then bam, bird shits on your limited edition shinobu t shirt

gonna be using this one on myself a lot

They found him!

testicle mourning, trannies: take warning testicle flight, trannies: delight!

last shot before they spay me

le fucking char

In celebration, I handpicked a couple of Hazuki matches that I would recommend into a free playlist. dailymotion.com/playlist/xc6... #STARDOM 🤼 #AEWCollision

literally nearly just lost a set in sf6 because i was scrolling in-between rounds, saw this picture, and forgot i was playing a video game

they should make a jackie chan game like the new bond one where you're just having slapstick fights. there should be a button to yell "sorry!" or "i don't want any trouble!" while you're smashing someone's skull with a mop

plato's cave: the video game

why do they call them breadtubers when they’re literally the circuses

sometimes you have a thought and you have to see it through to the end

Toronto show tonight — and then a rip out to Brantford and St. Catherine’s to round off our weekend with Comfort Object!

Cavemen: hey wanna go grunting and stomping at the lake Grug: no, Grug wants to draw caribou on cavern wall. Grug conveys tender feelings this way Cavemen: (laughing) ok lol later man (Archeologist thousands of years later) wow whoever drew this probably had no feelings at all

im making money moves

im a fujoshi for getting my thing sucked

starting an emergency fundraiser for rent this month bc i needed an unplanned oil change & what little i had together is gone ofc anything helps (esp reposts!!) i am just so stressed & feel so silly for putting off asking for help thank u all for your patience with me ko-fi.com/shantasma/go...

Nobody: Xemnas in KH2:

MY WIFE BOUGHT A CHURCH BUMPER STICKER FOR OUR FORD (AMERICAN)!! GOD IS GOOD!!

his iconic catchphrase

playing deadlock with friends is releasing decades old bullshit i used to say when i played dota except nobody i'm talking to knows what i mean

i swear to god the new 007 game just sampled jerma saying "GAS" in the jigsaw voice

FINITE MONEY GLITCH: sell all your stuff until you dont have any stuff

"What if the fanbase isn't ready for a show to be half women?"

(robert pattison voice) hambubger

someone has to get pattinson to do the whole let me get a slice of that pizza bit on the press tour right like we need that. as a people

no way you mother fuckers really believe tony khan is like "NO PLEASE EVIL BOSSES LET ME BOOK MORE WOMEN I WANT TO SOOO BAD I AM SO WOKE AND I LOVE WOMENS WRESTLING!! STOP STOPPING ME NOOO" stop turning this grown ass man into your little meow meow

"tony khan doesnt hate women's wrestling, clearly the higher ups want them to have less time" he owns the company?

cicada radio

🎵 it goes like this, the sixth, the seventh harambe, and nine eleventh the wretched meme composing, "hawk-a-tuah" 🎵

hey they just announced the worst possible hunter x hunter merchandise

the reason i became one of many annoying 'you should be watching joshi' wrestling fans is because how little women's wrestling gets in promotions that aren't built around it lmao

I really do not care *who* is causing the fucking single digit minute performances for the women’s division I hope the entire fucking roster goes somewhere where their time and dedication to the sport is taken seriously

lost?

hold r2 to make the tim allen noise

lmao

james bond if he was a millennial on tiktok reviewing a movie that was scary but ultimately not very compelling: i'm shook, not stirred

i like the dragon quest xii protagonist design :)

🌋 🌞 🎶 SUMMER 2016 🎶 🌞🌋 🐟 📚 🚂 THE MARIELDA INTERLUDE BEGAN 🚂 📚 🐟 🌋 🌞 🎶 SUMMER 2026 🎶 🌞🌋 🐟 📚 🚂 TENTH ANNIVERSARY 🚂 📚 🐟

Knicks still have not lost since Karl-Anthony Towns’ appearance in The Devil Wears Prada 2

what kinda rhythm game is that, like a bossa nova beat?