CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

APOLLO 18 CONFIRMED

"normal" is just a column on the type effectiveness chart

FIRST BALLOT hell yeah brother

Repeat this over and over. Doug Ford will kill people.

he's just like me fr

Presenting "Caveman Caravan", a game coming October 6! Help caveman journey to a new home, exploring the maps you fill out along the way! It'll cost just 4.99 USD. Wishlist it on steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4045890/... #indiegame #indiedev

Proud to be one of the five or so straight people at this Dumpster Raccoon screening 🫡🫡felt so welcomed

me after watching the rehearsal season two

this profile of matt johnson by @johnsemley3000.bsky.social is so so good and made me miss toronto and all of the wonderful creative people i love in it so so much torontolife.com/deep-dives/m...

it's the 11th Annual Nicky Flowers (let's-celebrate-the-end-of) Summer Single!!! every year since 2015, i've released a non-album single and here i am once again! this time, i'm introducing my new Portastudio-based sound. let everyone know i've gone lo-fi nickyflowers.bandcamp.com/album/laugh-...

Telling that Disney+ has been on the Palestinian BDS boycott list for months and only when they cancel jimmy kimmel of all things do a lot of you stand up and cancel that subscription.

Undertale 10th Anniversary stream reminded me about one of my all time favorite tweets

if you are in a professional or personal situation where you cannot fully divest yourself from something being rightly boycotted, you've got an easy out: shut the fuck up. no one asked. you're free. i'm not your priest.

Fucking incredible to lose to a sundowning racist gameshow host, one of the most humiliating political defeats in American history, and then put out a book like "no no no, you guys got it all wrong, I hate trans people too!"

Did You Check Up Your Ass, Idiot?

i think and quote this all the time

Did everyone hear that Matt Berry was to be a season regular on Season 8 of Venture Bros? David Zaslav when I get you.

ok pretty funny post though

I always fucking forget that the North Oshawa representative in government literally went to school with JD Vance

IT IS A NATIONAL DAY OF POKEY!!!

new twiabp is kinda crazy i like it

Sid

Commission for Bee

ive said it before and ill say it again

Hear another charming and catchy new PONY single, "Superglue"

"I spent some time thinking how I whitewashed a violent demagogue—and decided it's time to whitewash another violent demagogue."

brother i think i need to not be online for at least a full week

yuuuup

charlie kirk was a gutter bigot and anybody who mourns him is a piece of shit. if you’re sad about this guy, fuck you

They’re calling it “the polar opposite of a ‘must read’”

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Slots are open! Lots of bills this month 😔 But also my birthday soon 🙂

every 5 to 7 years Nintendo releases Waluigi from his crystal prison and if he sees his shadow they make a new Mario Tennis

What a week. Definitely making a couple pitchers of Beef Fizz tomorrow.

If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.

happy 9/11

Guys I think one of the try guys cheated on his wifE???

Mankind collectively escapes the cycle of suffering.

"Mega Malamar, this person didn't say good morning back to me. Make it so when they see their children they see demons. "

oh fuck yeah bud

walking into home depot and asking for the Halo grass texture seed mix

need that dudunsparce onesie in real

Would you pet his ass for one quadrillion dollars?

So here's the thing, I've been scratching my head wondering how do you get a car through an alleyway that small? Well as I'm wondering my wife shows me this tik tok video. She loves her social media, me I cant stand the stuff. Anyway they got this car, it's only 1 headlight wide, and painted green