Add this to the "those Bible verses about antichrists weren't meant to warn us about just one specific guy, but if they were, here he is" pile. Revelation is about Caesar behavior. "No one can buy or sell who does not have the brand, that is, the name of the beast"

Pope Leo as a former mid-'70s adolescent can you weigh in on Drunk Iron Man, the first of the infinite Gwen Stacies, and Chris Claremont's biannual Star Wars phases

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

In 2021, on the first day of NIL, LSU had both the biggest College Athletes Making Money 😊 story (Livvy Dunne, influencer) ... and the biggest College Athletes Making Money 😡 story (ongoing Will Wade investigation). Like when there's a truce, but remote soldiers haven't heard and are still fighting

An Englishman tried to fight Reacher. Also, when you become a billionaire, what will you buy just to ruin on purpose?

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post

just finished this book. what a rollercoaster, teared up and laughed at so many pages, sometimes it was scarily accurate. what a journey, definite recommend for anyone regardless of religious background.

Today in the college football newsletter - Nebraska was the Indiana of basketball (derogatory) - Nebraska is the Indiana of basketball (complimentary) - Utah wyd - A theory: MCU Jean Grey is a red hair-ing

the Red Hot Chili Peppers are just one of those memes that's like "you have 15 dollars to make the perfect band" and then spent 14 of the 15 dollars on bass/guitar/drums and only had one dollar left

How I need to be positioned before spending an amount of money large enough to launch my body across the continent

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

I think the only way to pull this off would've been to make the hair much, much, much bigger. Vastly bigger

A dual threat. Can I tell you about someone else who was two things at once

government by Clay Travis Call-In Show Listener

Utah State you have been added to the fund

I can think of one way I would've definitely made that happen, if I'd been in charge a few weeks ago

Truly perverse stuff

why isn’t he in front of a laptop calling a young inquisitive teenager “king” bsky.app/profile/thea...

Rick Pitino has it all the way down to just three seconds these days

It'd been really funny to see so may presumptions out there about NFL players just strolling in and taking over the full Olympics lineup. It's not the same sport lol

Me when every college sports tournament is just 16 Michigans vs 16 Alabamas: yeah well Siena almost beat Duke

So many mid-majors in these two rounds who would've won without weird little meltdowns in the final 1-7 minutes. They all need one more guy. Take some of the Big Ten's trillions of dollars and start a One More Guy fund for all the small schools

When you score on High Point they're like lmao you fool, now we get the ball

Looks like their most recent national title was in women's hockey. So UCLA women's hockey

Every other superhero shoots colorful light from the palms of their hands. That’s because none are as cool as Dazzler

r/conservative commenter on Trump. Setting a new record for being so close to getting it. You physically can't be any closer to getting it

Gonzaga looking like a team that just got headbutted in the chest for 40 minutes by my Kennesaw State Owls. Yes that is our entire offensive playbook

"He's gotta be Midwestern," I said to myself. Yes, he's from Illinois. He was born with that hoodie on

My son, Saxon, is so based he shat his pants during his wedding

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

no, no, I didn't say he scored 'in transition,' I said he scored 'in Transitions'

Virgin men's tourney: We went five minutes without an upset. The Big Ten and SEC should get 680 auto bids each Chad women's tourney: Any 1 seed who fails to cover their 8-touchdown spread is a coward

is that good

Charles Barkley and Renee Montgomery is a spectacular accent combo

Big deoderant deciding it needed to buy every March Madness ad spot is the only thing holding up the economy

If "being uncertain how you wound up inside this Waffle House" is a superpower, it's a really common one

Whichever country man this is, I was not familiar with his game. I will remain unfamiliar with anything about him besides his game, though. However game is game

Oh yeah, well I just wrote an equally binding executive order that says Army-Navy happens only in Fortnite

We are so tentatively back

Gonzaga you have survived nastyworld Kennesaw State scrapball. You are no longer pretty, but you have learned fullback dive

March Madness feeling like March Madness tbh. Rich schools would be pretty smart to change enough of their ways to make sure their most valuable shared property never stops being this

Society if Siena could hit its shots taken within 12 inches of the rim against Duke

Tbh both Siena vs Duke and Saints vs Devils are subplots in the critically acclaimed novel Hell Is A World Without You

High Point's coach cutting that postgame promo

High Point won by high-pointing an interception

As you can see, little schools can no longer compete. The tournament should just be the Big Ten-SEC challenge forever

How can you say March Madness cinderellas are dead when games are being won by completely obscure programs like Nebraska