I feel like it might be more efficient if we just figure out which people in the Beltway haven’t blown Bill Clinton.

Much to consider

My most woke opinion is everyone should be nice to me

Since The Good Brand will not engage me in the marketplace of ideas (producing UW-Stevens Point Pointers t-shirts) I am forced to bring the will of the people to them. See you soon, Bloomington, Ind.

@ grunk is this the lamest sentence every uttered by anyone?

Shoutout to Wisconsin (the best state) and @heavyslime.bsky.social (the best t-shirt maker)

The Wisconsin #Badgers won their third game of the season on Wednesday night, taking down Bowling Green, and they did it with fast break points?!?!? Crazy times we're living in, folks. open.substack.com/pub/badgersb...

I guess it’s…good (???) that the current president’s “worst issue” is the fact that he’s a pedophile and everyone has been covering it up for years…right? That’s good…but also, like, this isn’t “the economy.” It’s not a “political issue” where there are two sides. What a fucking country, dude.

Phone’s for you, asshole

Are you sure you aren’t just in Wisconsin, Dr. Duchesne?

::extremely Howard Stern voice:: That’s wild

Hitting free agency soon. DM’s are open.

I just don’t know what option we have other than to burn everything (government, media, most of society) down and start from scratch. After, of course, all of the people who aided, abetted, participated, covered up, in anything Epstein related is dropped into an active volcano.

Ken Starr emailing with Epstein in 2018 is a really interesting thing to learn about!!!!!!

Luke Fickell: “Huh, there are other schools that play college football in Wisconsin? Who knew!”

I’m a single-issue voter, and that issue is:

Is it bad that the president, who among his other shortcomings is a virulent racist, prolific pedophile, and world-class financial crimes doer, makes up entire areas (Miracle Mile Shopping Center is not a thing that has ever existed anywhere, let alone in Chicago) of the country’s 3rd largest city?

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS EXISTS BEFORE RIGHT NOW?!?

original chart here

Roland, a 4,000 pound elephant seal receiving a snow bath in Berlin, is my new best friend.

Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

SUCK SHIT, BOSTON!

KELLY OUBRE!!!!

BALL DONT LIE

Can it @kedrickstumbris.bsky.social we’re talking about Justin Edwards over here! @pocono.bsky.social @treblaw.bsky.social

THE THRILLADELPHIA 76ERS MORE LIKE IT

What if the Sixers just declined to come out of the locker room until the fourth quarter started?

Greg Gard absolutely oozes charisma in his “download the B1G+ app” commercial. National championship 🔜

Toasters on their side

Does he come in adult sizes?

Roll Tide Go Birds Fire Nico

For the fourth straight time in their series, the #Badgers dominated the in-state Milwaukee Panthers and secured their second win of the season on Monday night. Here is my full breakdown and recap: open.substack.com/pub/badgersb...

My wife just saw a post about JCO barbecuing Elon for the first time and I got to do this meme irl explaining that 500ish of the most online weirdos in the world liked my post referencing another post from a decade ago!

Movie villains from an 80s skiing movie looking ass

::banging clipboard on desk:: DISCOVERY! DISCOVERY!! DISCOVERY!!!

Vol NATO, on the other hand, is when the Tennessee Board of Regents gets together to fire their defensive coordinator

this is only a partial answer but it is VERY interesting to revisit www.nytimes.com/athletic/250...

Which is also funny because a decade ago every Eagles fan wanted Howie fired into the sun for being awful at his job!

Eagles/Packers MNF recap:

Nick Sirianni is going to get his door busted down by the feds tomorrow for that 4th down decision #PresentedByESPNBet

Both of these dumb teams should get a loss for this one.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck kinda kick was that?!?

Lol it would be incredibly funny if this goes to OT despite me being incandescent with rage

Huh, that was certainly something

Why didn’t the Packers just run the Automatic First Down Play on 4th and 1, like the Eagles always do?