WE HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

I mean, you gotta hand it to him here…he’s right

Really seeing how the sausage gets made tonight!

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have gone TOO FAR in celebrating their wedding smdh

Happy 4th of July!

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

I am Jeff Van Gundy vs. the heat

WHA?!?!?

Public transit is GOOD now?!?

I don’t know why the kids picked today to start protesting things, but they started by marching and saying “no TNT” until informed what fireworks were and now they just came upstairs chanting “FIRE DONALD TRUMP” and had a picture of the the Large Damp Lad engulfed in flames lmao

I was wrong about the 48-team World Cup and I hate that FIFA was right.

Ghana’s goalie should be allowed to punch Carlos Queiroz in the neck

*past 40 years

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

Colombia player is lucky not to get a red card there and sent to space prison which is what would’ve happened to Balogun

Cabo Verde, you are awaited in Valhalla

Argentina having to shithouse their way to beating Cabo Verde is the most dishonorable stuff imaginable

Did Argentina score too soon?

Come the FUCK on

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

ZLATAN: Argentina have doodoo ass THIERRY: Oh.

Pure sex

BEST GOAL IN WORLD CUP HISTORY???

I AM IN ABSOLUTE AWE OF CABO VERDE

AKDJEKEBCKENDBSLANDJDL NDKENJDD

Breanna Stewart, if you hurt Olivia Miles I will force you to read a new book

I hope he did it in character. Don’t even care which one.

FUCK

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

Crazy news out of MSG!

Messi…don’t you dare do this

Oh no

Sweet merciful heavens!

They got everyone out of the water at Rockaway Beach THREE TIMES today because of sharks, I should have known they were trying to tell us to make sure we were home to watch the Cabo Verde game

Vozinha is going to have multiple statues built of him

stopping a one on one messi shot with your dick is a generational story to tell

@ Argentina

🦈 ⚽️ 🇨🇻

There are dozens of reasons you should be supporting Peggy Flanagan but that Trump-aligned people are pouring money into her opponent should be the easiest one to explain to normies.

Lmao look at his first touch. Otherworldly, dude.

Lionel Messi is cool, good, and fun to watch play soccer imo

::sending a press release to every major news outlet in the world:: I will never, ever, EVER go on a date with Anne Hathaway. Like, ever! I’m not even mad about it at all and you can print that everywhere!!!

When Nathan Kalman-Lamb posts about how supporting the USMNT is actually the same as genocidal imperialism but it’s also a pausa de hidratacion

I…understand Croatian???

OH FUCK OFFFFFFF

HOOK IT TO MY VEINS

CROATIAAAAAAAAA

Ah shit. That was a nice goal tho