The Boys, an extremely silly show, ended well I thought.

Kentucky. Kansas. Carolina. UConn. Michigan. Arizona. Gonzaga. …and Indiana?

More like Frei-buried after that third Villa goal amirite

Went to my first grader’s class as Secret Reader today (second time this year) and before I was even given a chair to sit in, one of the kids said “your beard looks whiter than last time, Bailey’s dad, maybe you should shave it.”

Why doesn’t the woman have any American flag patches? Is she some sort of COMMIE?!?

Drew Hamm shooting for a date with Anne Hathaway this season.

Dudes rocking forever and always

Knicks in 1 tbqh

Cavaliers is a disgrace!!!!!

the winery owner?

This is what happens when you bring former Sixers into the fold

Sixers could use a guy like Landry Shamet

James Harden’s Hall of Fame plaque is gonna be a picture of BBQ chicken

LET’S PLAY MORE BASKETBALL FOREVER

Lol

the fuck it will

Was this… a signal???

i don’t like massie and i have never liked massie, and i think him losing his primary provides a lot of supporting evidence that the party’s just a personality cult now, because he absolutely stuck to his principles, almost all of which every republican claims to share save one

Chief O’Hara:

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

Up the reds

They’re calling him Definitely The Most Innocent of Any Crimes Man of all time, folks.

I hope they do it in Bemidji!!!

Code switching but from polite, non-regional Midwest diction to Delco trash when I see a stranger in a Birds hat at my restaurant.

Can’t believe they’re gonna build the new Bears stadium on your mom, near hazardous waste sites!

Some really big news out of Minnesota today! Story time. On a cold night in February, ICE agents chased a Alfredo, a DoorDash driver, through Minneapolis streets. Panicked, he called his partner and his best friend Julio: both urged him to come home. He almost made it. /1

And now we’re just all supposed to go to bed?!? (I will be sleeping in 10 minutes because this is well past my bedtime)

Eat your heart out, Caitlin Clark

I love basketball so much (does not apply to the Sixers)

OH MY FUCK THAT BLOCK

Dylan Harper turned 20 two months ago, found out he was starting about an hour before tipoff tonight, and has 22 points, 11 rebounds, six assists, seven steals and one turnover in 47 minutes in Game 1.

Hmmmm lobbing it to the tallest alien in league history so he can literally shoot it down into the hoops seems like a good strategy

Alex Caruso looks like the dumber little brother of the Eastern European henchman who is second in command of the gang of bad guys that John Wick is about to kill

First to 200 wins

maybe my single favorite day on sports twitter was victor wembanyama having a bad summer league debut

Wemby from half a mile away, you gotta be kidding

OH MY GOD WEMBY

The Alex Caruso Game lmao

This basketball game kicks major ass, sorry if that offends

Oh man, Wemby is gonna be so mad that Chet blocked that ahahahahahaha

S G A !

Ok, but how many Dunk Contests has Julian Champagnie won???

This basketball game kicks major ass, sorry if that offends

Lmaoooo did Wemby think he was gonna get away with that?

well, shit

GAME 7 OVERTIME HOCKEY I AM GOING TO THROW UP AND MY TEAM ISN’T EVEN PLAYING

::extremely ECW chant voice:: ECF! ECF! ECF!

OK BUFFALO SABRES!!!!