Writing a new show about vampires who take up inshore fishing. Gonna call it What We Do In The Shallows

the ratio of amelia bedelias on this website is still a tad too high

Headline gets crazier with every word

Needs the background Muzak.

I laughed until I cried

My choice is very mainstream, like saying your favorite album is Nevermind, nevertheless

I can't believe Katherine Johnson used to do these sorts of calculations and simulations BY HAND. I'm flabbergasted.

That man? @olliemcclellan.bsky.social

Absolute children on this site.

#baseball is on my mind

In the end I guess a lot of of this comes down to how you define greatness; I think this post more than any other probably shaped the way I interact with other people online the most

do you think buzz aldrin does a funny bit to the new astronauts, like "hey when you get up there, I left my flag on the last trip and I know I could just buy another but"

outside my house, absolutely hooting and hollering rn

Posting this in advance

8. "The Stars and Stripes Forever", "El Capitan", and "The Liberty Bell" are among the first musical pieces to include what instrument, in no small part because they were composed by the man who originated its design? FRANCIS SCOTT KEYTAR #LL108 #bestwronganswers

Artemis II launch live feed from NASA -

GO GATA

Gorsuch has such a weird kink compared to the rest of his typically bad opinions.

Alito is now talking about microwave ovens. Hopefully later he'll to custome kitchen deliveries. He's gotta move refridgerators. He's gotta move color tvs.

oh? is there a legalsball going on?

Look, with respect to the Noems, I don’t judge other people’s kink, and I don’t think anyone should. This is something internal to their marriage for them to decide. It’s none of my business if someone finds personal and sexual fulfillment by killing a dog and then a goat.

I went to research if this was real and found out two things: 1) It is 2) The guy MARRIED THE DAUGHTER OF A HEAD OF LIQUOR STORE

Donnie, try to livestream it. They said you’re not brave enough.

Truth

* Proud Dad Moment * My daughter was in one of those school musicals that’s a very brief history of America. She apparently demanded the script be changed to include Native Americans. They were in every scene, and had speaking parts in most. She’s 11.

So much wrong about this on multiple levels but the one that stands out to me is that Metaxas wrote a biography of a pastor who got killed by the Nazis and looks at what this administration is doing and says “Maybe that will work for us though”

Pffft. I heard Marilyn Manson did this years ago.

Stick around to the end where @pablo.show pulls out a clip from @billycorben.bsky.social 's child acting career that is so embarrassing I would LITERALLY* die of embarrassment, but Billy is built different. *Not figuratively. My anxiety would cause my heart to stop on the spot.

Me pitching this movie: "Three words for you. SUPERGIRL. JOHN WICK."

Long time listener, first time caller, couple quick questions: Are the code and algorithmic weights open source? Did you utilize databases that scraped other coders’ work without compensating them? Are you retaining data from users’ accounts as part of your recent $100million Series B funding?

Carl Sagan as a kid

“I know Kissinger was problematic but his early work was good. You have to separate the art from the artist.”

I’ve seen the code AI generates and it’s definitely slop.

I searched "data center coloring book" because I was trying to decide if I should make one and found this, from a power management company, and I don't think I can top this www.eaton.com/explore/_pfc...

Small white and round should be banned as a pill shape. I take three of these a night and it’s really hard to tell at a glance which one is which.

1st viewing: well said Chuck 2nd viewing: Hahahahahahaha Bruce Pearl had to sit through this

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

Whenever I see someone say "We should all go to Mastodon," I process it the same way I would if my mom had said to me when I was 10, "We should all go live in the woods." Like yes, I suppose that's technically an option, but I'd really rather not.

Pope Leo on Palm Sunday: “This is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war. He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying: ‘Even though you make many prayers, I will not listen: your hands are full of blood’ (Is 1:15).”

i love reading crypto reporting

Going to get a lot of use out of this one

Police are begging for tips, asking the public to “Give me a break” in the case.

That’ll show her.

I love y'all but you gotta learn the value of saying "that's dumb" and then moving on with your day