Popping my head in from a self-imposed social media hiatus to share this. The question of just how amazing Indiana's 2025 season hasn't left my brain since it was posed by @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social . So I tried to answer the question the best way I know how: poorly and with charts.

“As woke as Bill Kristol” is the FLOOR for Dems who want my vote.

But you do see! Indeed, you note trouble and grief, that you may take it into your hands; the helpless commit themselves to you; you have been the helper of the orphan. —Psalm 10

They think in their heart, “God has forgotten; he has hidden his face; he will never see it.” Rise up, O Lord; O God, lift up your hand; do not forget the oppressed. Why do the wicked renounce God and say in their hearts, “You will not call us to account”? —Psalm 10

Why, O Lord, do you stand far off? Why do you hide yourself in times of trouble? In arrogance the wicked persecute the poor— let them be caught in the schemes they have devised. —Psalm 10

Their mouths are filled with cursing and deceit and oppression; under their tongues are mischief and iniquity. They sit in ambush in the villages; in hiding places they murder the innocent. —Psalm 10

Coach we need a quarterback not a game manager. Step up or step out of the way.

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

abolishing immigration and customs enforcement is the absolute floor for any nominee that gets my vote, and every single activist and donor and every single regular joe like me needs to say it from their nose to their toes. abolishing immigration and customs enforcement is the floor. kill it.

This just broke me. Like I seriously need to log off now.

Bishops notching up the wins today:

ICE is responsible for the *only* shooting and homicide in Minneapolis so far in 2026.

It's been a dark week, but I just saw someone reply to an "Abolish ICE" post with a scoldy Bluesky "Uh, try abolish DHS" and that joy will sustain me for a little while.

Rep. Castor, do you REALLY think this is the most important issue going on right now? Because as your constituent I'll be honest it's not even close to my number one right now.

This is TexaninNYC. My account seems to have been locked after I posted the license plate of the ICE murderer. Obviously appealing this. Tagging a couple people who will hopefully amplify. @the984.bsky.social @senorblanxo.bsky.social

it was always gonna take all of us

"spiritual injury" Woof. Literally a come to Jesus warning.

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

chili crisp egg bagels could fix me

Trying to think if there is a less appealing way to describe a group of people I wouldn't want to ever be in the same room with.

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES “GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM”

One of the most horrible spies in history. Got people killed not because he believed in any other country’s ideology, but just because he was greedy.

I was completely unprepared for "girl you got the ass of a young Vlade Divac" and I laughed so hard I started coughing and now I'm seeing stars.

"hold my beer"

Has this ever happened to YOU?

This talk between @pablo.show and @add-hawk.bsky.social is FANTASTIC. One thing I feel is related is the college football playoff. Specifically goal vs. purpose. The goal of a football team is to win every game. But what is the PURPOSE of a season? Is it simply to find the best team or is it more?

That can’t be right. I’m going to stay up all night until I can figure it out.

As a WW2 Dad (non-UMichigan edition) I would like to relate to you the time that a case of hemorrhoids potentially cost millions of lives. During WW2 there was a number of highly ranked Germans who knew that the longer Hitler was in power that the worse things were going to get.

probably bc it looked sick as hell

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There’s gotta be a catch as this sounds too good to be true.

I refuse to allow my posts to be pigeonholed this way.

wine moms (extremely complimentary)

I have recurring stupid shoulder injuries that have their root cause in a stupid shoulder injury: I drove from Florida to Denver and it WRECKED my shoulder (I even had to get physical therapy and it still ain't right years later). Even simple things like going to the bathroom can wreck it again.

If you chargeback for anything but fraud you're a bad person. And no, "I didn't cancel in time" is not fraud. Be an adult. Have some self-respect.

This line is a banger: `To treat his cocaine addiction, Halsted was given morphine, which he also got addicted to.`

How long before a really dumb ICE agent finds out there’s an undocumented immigrant being held in a Brooklyn jail and tries to deport Nicolas Maduro back to Venezuela?

I know I shouldn’t kink shame but I have a hard time taking someone with “furry communist” in their bio seriously.

Two things can be true: - Maduro was a horrible tyrant - it was a violation of international law to go into their country, kill people, and kidnap him

Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it

It’s clobbering time

I change my mind. He does this and he’s dead to me.