he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur the whole house was w/o a stir he hit the snow next thing u know Santa said hohohoho hohohoho

I don’t care if it’s fair. I care if it’s accurate.

Most wonderful time of the year

My wife was firmly anti-minivan until we got a Sienna. We had to trade it in a while back and she misses it every day.

“Neanderthals, Neanderthals! Can’t make fire! Can’t make spear! Nyah, nyah, nyah!”

*Spur, watching the Grinch* Not getting a lot of Cars 2 vibes from this movie

I love y’all, but the Internet needs to be closed for at least 16 hours a day to function properly

Done with work for the year. And what's this present? A migraine? Santa you shouldn't have.

YYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

Some guys think they could get 1 yard in the NFL. Some guys think they could hit MLB pitching. Some guys think they could return a Serena Williams serve. Some guys think they could land a plane. No guys think they could do what Red Panda does.

I’m sorry I have to share this ongoing drama because I’m dying lol. “Excuse you! I will have you know that there are BLOGS dedicated to what tf I got on. I puts my ish ON!” One of the littles, without missing a single beat: “what’s a blog?” I will not be recovering.

Any friend who got me this would no longer be my friend.

who calls the shots where you get your news? defector.com/products

sometimes football coaches get in situations outside their programming/mission parameters and they glitch out and call a fake punt. it's like how gandhi loves nuking people in civ

Plur1bus posting: I would die for Bear Jordan.

Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

Get out of here with this. Some absolute rubbish.

I would watch an hourlong supercut of trick plays that go for less than 10 yards. If that makes me a sick individual so be it.

This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!

As a Packers fan I’m torn. On one hand I enjoy the suffering of Lions fans. On the other I wanted Aaron Rodgers to lose. In conclusion this game was a land of contrasts.

Show me how your 2025 went

The dream.

Dang. If someone said this about me I’d move into the woods.

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

A lot of people up in their feelings that this means 60 Minutes has caved. Folks, have you ever had a boss? It’s one thing to cave to outside pressure. It’s something else entirely when the pressure actually controls your airwaves. You’re not going to EVER win that battle.

Labels are often wrong. For example, here it says "20+ blocks" but the Giants successfully executed zero blocks.

This is the one I can’t get over, because for all the handwringing about out-of-touch liberal media elites, none of them would’ve ever thought that Middle America wants to hear, “Great news, we’ve got a Harvard professor and a New York Times columnist lined up to debate whether you need God.”

It almost looks like he killed the Stanford tree and skinned it and is wearing it as a pelt

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

The biggest playoff game of the weekend is Montana vs. Montana State.

Can’t believe they made a whole Allstate commercial based on @guynemer.bsky.social ‘s habit of stealing food from children

Man I’m no doctor but that fracture on the right looks BAD

Not a catch

Dirty play? By a Miami defensive player? Well I never.

Doink!

Cmon. How much more can we parody late stage capitalism than “the government won’t pay for your education but we will allow a contest for throwing a ball in a coffin to help pay for it”

Well at least someone in this game got into the end zone.

*Checks in on how things are going in Oxford, Mississippi.*

I can also trace my family back to the mayflower. Fortunately it was also the coolest family on the mayflower so all I got to say is screw these folks. If you’re here and you want to be you’re American.

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

Love me some exposed beam work.

“It’s Bob, all right ... but look at those vacuous eyes, that stupid grin on his face—he’s been domesticated, I tell you.”

Sooners? Or later?

SHUT UP MONDO

Even Kirk Ferentz is finding the Alabama offense to be pedestrian.