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On the tube

Right to jail @escalante.bsky.social

Hey apple music nobody asked for this nightmare shit

Last night I discovered a previously unknown circle of hell for me: nausea with hiccups.

The Handmaid’s Tail (2026)

Polling question: Would you want a data center in your town if they used no energy, was the size of a shoebox, and employed out of work Doozers from Fraggle Rock 89% of respondents said yes NYT: 89% of Americans Want Data Centers

Made this for y'all @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

By the end of this Elon Musk will make Bernie Maadoff look like Mother Teresa.

Somehow this reason for Aaron Rodgers playing one more year is NOT A JOKE.

"Wow that's a giant bust"

Nothing tempts me more to violent class warfare than listening to David Samson on @pablo.show

Oh this is a VERY bad idea

This pup was absolutely not digging in the dirt. Everybody knows that would require a permit. Thinks you have a whole lot of nerve accusing him of breaking municipal laws with no evidence. 12/10 (IG: san_francisco_rott)

"MAD DOG PUT TO SLEEP"

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

This is SOOOO good

Angels, by Clementine Hunter, 1966, 📸 by @adamhagyphoto

We really wanted to introduce you to Vanilla. She has the daintiest handshake we've ever witnessed. 14/10 (IG: bordercollievanilla)

Roger Goodell: oh please stop twisting my arm to end a program that I don’t even care about!

The Egg Bowl

A lovely Karen at the ultrasound office. Got here 20 minutes late, was told politely she’d need to reschedule now she’s pitching a fit and asking “is there someone I can talk to???”

50 posts a day is called “my warmup routine”

Mina is on the case

little hats for dogs

“They approved the single largest publicly funded, privately owned sports stadium in human history, which the NFL wants to reward so other cities do it next” is the actual answer.

Coming soon to the store.

"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not

This is Sadie. She's a service dog who was honored with her own bone diploma at her human's college graduation. Worked very hard in all her classes and is glad her efforts didn't go unnoticed. 14/10 (IG: texastech)

Persimmons fall into the realm of “I know this is a real thing, but I’ve never actually seen this in real life” for me.

The weather is heating up, and the rainy season is on its way, which can only mean one thing: it's a bad time to be a Burmese python in South Florida. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/2026-florida-python-challenge-dates-announced-registration-open/ 

I can’t wait to have a second football team to disappoint me. Seriously though this is a no-brainer. Ladies is football players too.

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

Time to go back to the old me

Pssst. Hey friends. Look what they’re working on.

As was the style at the time.

A little voice inside my head said “look back you can’t. Look back don’t ever”

thinking about this tweet today. generative AI has done a wonderful thing; now everyone can have their own horse kicking them in the head even if they aren't a billionaire. and now billionaires can have two horses kicking them in the head at all times. a very valuable service

No. I refuse.

Honestly this feels like kind of the point? Like it’s a Star Wars buddy cop movie. Why would anyone expect otherwise?