When the tailgate runs out of Zima.

The Florida-UK game will not play the second half. Child services has stepped in as neither team knows how to take care of a football.

Just call me Cassandra

Ahh so Kentucky-Florida is the no defense game of the week.

Diego Pavia has as many career wins over Auburn as South Carolina does

Did Kentucky just drop the Law and Order DUN DUN sound for our Illegal Procedure penalty? lol

Maybe it's just my laptop screen, but the UK-Florida game looks over-saturated.

Steve Adazzio is announcing fsu-clemson for the ACC Network, and they gave him his own custom imaging

Happy for a signal boost to talk about the work my church does: -weekly meal served to our unhoused neighbors -partner with other downtown churches for Cridlin Food and Clothing Pantry, which has supplies for infants -free office space to a sexual assault and rape crisis center

Hey I posted about this on the other app but wanted to do so here, too. In short: I said yes without doing an ounce of vetting, and that's 100% on me. Thought it was just a normal marketing gig and I'm incredibly embarrassed about the whole thing. A colossal fuck-up on my part.

Me flirting:

Great job FHP

My mom taught DJ Vonhamme and just started crying when she realized it was him who caught that touchdown. Shit rules, man.

Signs your children have been exposed to 10 Windiana. Look out for them using these internet terms: SMH => So Much Hoosier LOL => Lack Of Losses MF => Mendoza For (Heisman) BRB => Better Run (Kaelon) Black LMAO => Lots More Attempts (To) Omar (Cooper Jr.) BCC => Brave Curt Cignetti

Make sure you talk to your kids about 10 Windiana

There is one true villain in the documentary "The Lady and the Dale", and when you find out who they are related to it all makes sense.

A night game? At Kentucky? What did we do to deserve this?

No thanks I don't hate myself that much

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

Oxford comma gang rise up

This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well

Me at the top just pouring a gallon of oil down it for the next unsuspecting rider.

UPDATE: Reached out to the Rev. Hannah Kardon, a United Methodist minister who was there that day and has been active in religious demonstrations at Broadview. “They are making it clear that they are scared of prayer … it speaks the truth that what they are doing in that building is evil.”

I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag

A woman after @andrewfleer.com ‘s heart

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social I have come across an item you should purchase as an office expense

Post you from a different era

Here I am Rock you like a

Meet Georgia South and Amy Love, the London rock duo known as the Nova Twins. These "massive pedal nerds" turn all the way up for Tiny Desk. n.pr/4nKv1G7

I’d like to take the moderate path, because I’m a history major and I know what the alternatives are.

This sounds like an awesome sci-fi horror novel. *touches ear piece* Oh no. OH NO.

That Marshawn Kneeland story is tragic and bizarre.

Metric Tip xkcd.com/3164/

"If you need to be reminded that there are people who are suffering, that already indicates that you are not where the Lord would have you be." @malcolmbfoley.bsky.social at An Afternoon with the Holy Post

Respect.

That's a POASTER right there.

Well that was good while it lasted.

...the sandwich guy: not guilty

ESPN spammed viewers with ESPN BET ads & promos and in the end still didn't turn a profit (which absent all the scandals & criticism, they were willing to give it a longer runway but post facto was Bad For Business)

That's a HARD PASS YouTube

movie where * the protagonist's immigrant family being undocumented is an actual plot point * the anti-immigrant cat brigade is portrayed unequivocally as villains * the capitalist exploitation of immigrant labor is clearly articulated * the main events are kicked off by an anti-Semitic arson attack

Wow Mandan is already having an effect on the redistribution of housing.

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO