I don't really know what you do with a coach as obviously good but ceilinged as Franklin

It's very simple: if Penn State wins, Oregon remains a fraud team that can't win games that matter. If Oregon wins, Penn State remains a fraud team that can't win games that matter

Oh cool, another team gets to come to College Station mad about an infuriating loss the week before

Play it, Sam youtu.be/A2qXP7bx_o8?...

Referee:

Lmao get fucked Hugh

I blame this on everyone who complained about the holding at the end of the Notre Dame game

Oh, so UCLA is going super winless

I want to run over this ref with a steamroller

A&M would have been a 10 win team last year if Moss hadn't got hurt

Jackson Arnold doesn't just take sacks, he gets walloped on them

Arkansas getting dickstomped by a common out of conference opponent ensures A&M is going to multiple overtimes against them

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

One way that millennial superiority asserts itself is that I'm too young to have ever had to deal with hardcore Dylan fans, and thus never developed the kind of over-active immune response that would make me dislike Don't Think Twice, It's All Right

Real heads know that the atrocities of the 20th century are all because Russia got humiliated in the Russo-Japanese War

I think it was into year 2 before we stopped calling our pediatrician the vet

The child has gained the dexterity to switch toys into song mode on his own. Do ENTs offer temporary deafness procedures, or am I in more of a pencil through the eardrum home remedy situation?

I can already tell my personal battle against early onset boomerfication will be the sudden spike in e-scooters taking up rack space in the bike shelter at work

Bravely, some would say heroically: the SEC schedule locks are fine.

AP voters saw the Texas social media posts from last night and dropped them two spots

Baylor deserved to lose that game for dressing up like their opponents. It's unseemly.

Man, the OU defense really hates Jackson Arnold

Auburn has burned an impressive amount of clock going absolutely nowhere

Logging onto the world wide web every morning

Enjoying the serene feeling of a fall Saturday that Aggie football probably won't ruin

The last couple days have convinced me that Bluesky needs to implement a reading comprehension check before allowing quote tweets

These scores were our first sign that America was a failed society

One of the strangest common behaviors on this website is visibly white people insulting other posters by calling them white

One of my stupider online beliefs is that posting about how you've never heard of some prominent dead person should get your account nuked for engagement bait

if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss

I haven't really drank in bars for a few years and forgot that ordering a mixed drink from a bartender you're on first name basis with is a dangerous proposition

Had to double check that Minnesota-Cal was an honorable cross-country non-con game instead of a disgusting cross-country conference game

I'm gonna keep reminding myself of this when I start getting mad at Texas being ranked ahead of A&M tomorrow

Time for victory beers instead of consolation beers

Lmao

I see we're doing the thing where everyone gets hung up on the word "targeting" when it should be called "reckless hit"

Honestly, I didn't think we'd get 28 all game

I really don't know how you even get on the field after that, but a great close to the half

Klein seems a lot more in his bag this season

It's time we all admit the truth. Schools that don't put names on jerseys are dumb.

From last year's Texas fan to this guy, we're at simply unsustainable rising levels of hair poof

Sick longsnapper highlight, Vols by 30

Lmao that was absolutely dogshit play calling to close the game out by Tech, and it worked anyway

Hurston T Waldrep. He's bonafide!

My toddler will sometimes deliberately smack his head against something, then start crying and look at me like I'm supposed to fix the unavoidable situation that just happened to him out of nowhere. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

It rules that the FBI is currently being run by two guys who would die if they had to solve an escape room

I think there are better explanations for how a guy in Utah might learn to shoot pretty well than super-assassin academy, but at least nobody learned anything from the last time around

Getting some extra help with my knitting today

My first big dumb staycation project was finally spending the 4+ hours to make a legit cassoulet, and holy shit it turned out incredible