Seattle elects a socialist and the Sonics return. Mandate of Heaven stuff.

This website gets admirably stupid when it relitigates the 2016 and 2020 Democratic primaries, but it achieves a special level of idiocy when it tries to relitigate 2008.

Every time I watch Brooklyn, I just want to be friends with the two catty boarding house roommates

For example, my 3 year old insists, without fail, on adding "and gray" if we're talking about hair color and I say mine is brown

Turns out they called Rommel the desert Fox mostly because he was a German who managed to go to the desert and *not* immediately get himself killed.

Hosting dinner parties is both my favorite thing and makes me want to jump into an active volcano after it's over

In which Jacobin accidentally presents the one non-creepy argument for natalism: the constant ego death kids provide keeps you from talking like this in your 30s and 40s

Wow, A&M won what was probably the biggest upset of the day. Not checking

The message couldn't be clearer: roadies are ok as long as it's light beer and you're cool about it

It still took too long to get to the fireworks factory, but I did spent half the Primal finale in real distress. Tartakovsky I won't doubt you next time.

That "Alabama, Arkansas" Stomp Clap Hey song is an audio icepick

The second we ordered a new dishwasher, the current one went from teetering but functional to 50/50 shot of doing anything when you set it. It knows.

US? eh

Pandora just served me up a pop punk cover of Goodbye Earl, which is an alarming synthesis of my whole deal

Congrats to all Irish folk bands with a cover of Rocky Road to Dublin for your most lucrative St. Patrick's Day ever

It'd end up exactly like what happens to Vorbis in Small Gods. I'm all for it

The next 24 hours are gonna be full of people making up a movie to get mad at. Stay safe out there.

US men's teams going on a multi-sport dominant run to increasing disgust from home fans would be a pretty good bit, ngl

In an unfortunate bit of kismet, the boy had a meltdown halfway through his haircut yesterday and ended up with something a little too close to Stephen Lockjaw

The whole internet loves Big Dumper, the catcher with a big ass! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the catcher has cop vibes

It wasn't the biggest thing, but if I had to pick one symbol of where Woke 1 went wrong, it's hard to top REI releasing an anti-union podcast that started with a land acknowledgement

In my ongoing quest to subject my Draw Steel players to pop history, they've learned that one of the nearby baronies is controlled by a man known as Charles the Bad. Will he also be burned to death wrapped in a brandy soaked cloth? That's up to them

Everyone is guessing Star Wars and Indy when the answer is obviously Working Girl

Warm February and snowy March. Sure, whatever, nothing matters

30 years ago tonight:

What I take away from this is: for reasons humans will never understand, Kangaroos are 100% ready to defend the planet against invasion.

helpful thing when navigating discourse on here is knowing that when a leftist says "liberals" will do some heinous act, theyre actually talking about a specific person they dislike. when liberals say a "leftists" will do some heinous act, they are also talking about a specific person they dislike.

Saw a minivan with an "I'm in my boy mom era" window sticker and involuntarily made a face like I'd walked into a room with a dead body

If I was in a situation where someone was realistically gunning for 80 points on my head, I'd get those two techs and get myself out building by the end of the 3rd. I'd threaten a ref's family if needed.

i couldn't resist defector.com/i-will-never...

if i were aaron judge i'd simply beat the not clutch rumors

Oh wow, Aaron Judge choking in a big moment in Houston? Can't believe it

Everyone in this meeting shut up, I'm trying to eavesdrop on two older coworkers discussing their terrible life and financial decisions

Bookmarking this one for the next round of "northern y'all voice is annoying" discourse

Everyone bags on millenials for reaction gifs, but a classic "that's true but he shouldn't say it" would have cut days off this Shallot man opera discourse

I don't know why we need masculinity influencers when the secret has been known for millennia: Be as swift as a coursing river With all the force of a great typhoon With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Happy women’s day

Life hack: to make adjusting to the spring time change easier, simply have a toddler and be exhausted at all times!

It's got a lot of competition, but "university education used to be for the love of the game" is the weirdest popular stance on this website

"Right wing Christians want to trigger the apocalypse" is a zebra to the horse of "they really hate Muslims"

Navy engineer turned regular engineer and math teacher. Amusingly, they both have graduate degrees and none of their kids or grandkids do

Lou Holtz dying is cool because my dad and I get to be happy about the same thing for almost entirely different reasons

It's weird that so many people who have never lived in Texas basically made up a primary to get mad at and still won't shut up about it

The Iliad rules because it'll give you a 20 line description of some new guy, letting you know his lineage, homeland, and great deeds, then immediately pivot to "Menalaus hit him in the face with a spear so hard his brains popped out the back of his helmet"

Primal still looks as good as ever, but making Spear actually unkillable sucks a lot of the drama out. Wish they'd just picked up with Mia and their kid from the end of S2.

Someday I'm gonna make a feed that's just KOTH Screens and Good Trailcams and sit back like this all day

A lot of Bluesky replies are absolutely not beating the Three Cue Reader charges today