Pulse of the Mallards

“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time” @mikegolicjr.bsky.social HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED

You bet your ass @mikegolicjr.bsky.social is involved

Kirk Ferentz is so mad but so aroused rn

me and who

I want to be like Mike when I grow up.

It’s happening

I’m on my way to get the Baja Blast pie, but this is really tempting

absolutely not.

new Brandi Carlile? the hellest of yeahs

yeah that's a no for me.... dog

was already debatable still having him in the game, but man .. read option reps???

Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight

NIFTY pick

It's: 1. Eagles Kelly Green 2. Houston Oilers blues but after that these Seahawks unis have a legit chance at third.

at this point haven't the Bills figured out they need to lose to the Chiefs in the regular season, what are they doing

that was so clearly tipped what are we doing here

Edmond at the altar on Love is Blind

“I have a dream that one day the Jaguars will be second place in their division.” “Will they be good, George?” “No. No they will not.”

Obligatory

Joe Flacco has 457 yards passing and 4 TDs at 40 years, 290 days old. Previous oldest QB with 450+ yards and 4+TDs was Peyton Manning (38-195) with 479 and 4 vs Cardinals on 10/5/2014

(Bengals did the good analytics)

Flores’ defense tested the Lions protection inside early and often taking advantage of the fact that Goff is a statue. JJ made some nice throws under pressure/vs the blitz early

Yoshinobu Yamamoto: First pitcher to win 3 games in a single World Series since 2001 Randy Johnson First pitcher with 3 road wins in a single WS 4th P to win G6+7 in a WS, joining ‘01 Johnson, 1946 Harry Brecheen, 1925 Ray Kremer — FIRST to do it on road

did any pro baseball player pre-1940 have a normal name?

all-time announcer jinx in the Cincinnati v Utah game

Tim Brando and Devin Gardner and Tim Brando are fighting for their lives.

🤭

“The Big 12 on TNT presented by shirtless white guys.” J.B. Long you treasure, you. #IowaState #ArizonaState

It’s great but the Fast Break is the superior Reese’s candy bar and it’s not close

Vlad Jr is GROWN

rule of cool, that's a TD

Egbuka didn't catch it but good LORD what a rocket from Baker.

they gotta put Antoine Winfield Jr in on offense and let him pay one of these off. this is getting ridiculous.

Myles Garrett getting 5 sacks in a 32-13 loss is a real Tungsten Arm O’Doyle moment

Justin Fields revenge game against his current franchise

I first read this as White Claws and I thought “well there’s your problem”

Can’t help but hear this in @surber.bsky.social’s Jelly Roll

I'm no fashion expert, but a burlap suit with sunflower socks should result in a 10/10

“I used to grab bear claws two at a time as a kid”

they’re playing for custody of the color blue

this QB took out so many people on one play. no one was safe.

new podcast with @jessicasmetana.bsky.social -Love and Price domination -what we learned about CJ Carr -Leonard Moore… GOAT ND CB? -what’s the future of the rivalry? -can ND run the table from here? 📺: youtu.be/5iNHA6gvyPg?... 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

watch KSU TE83. replaces his right hand midway through the rep and then uses that leverage to bury the defender. A+ finish.

Sawyer to Trigg 😳

pass pro is not passive. Watch the OG’s punish folks

this Chargers personnel group is Harbaugh Erotica