LMAO

Kalshi has Jay Z, Miley Cyrus, and Bieber as the top odds. Yeah I’d like to see BLACKPINK instead. (It won’t be BTS, they are booked already in Australia)

having to wait to see if you get one of the Loser Passes into the round of 32 sounds like HELL

Jurgen Klinnsmann is so toxic he ruined the South Korea team for an extra two years

3-0 Mexico, Álvaro Fidalgo

speaking of, what a god damn goal

South Korea vs. Belgium. They are already calling it the Washed Derby.

all the talk about “these groups are all sown up” and yet each group has still been interesting today anyway, for more on how the dynamics are different because of the rule changes, here are some graphs and words danny.page/mens-world-c...

getting this power without lifting your plant foot an inch is absurd lmao

hey there’s a scenario where Scotland win and Haiti wins and Scotland wins the group hmm

Canada with an opportunity to have all their knockout matches at home against easier opponents:

Canada is gonna go from having multiple knockout round home games to (probably) having to play against South Korea in Los Angeles, where they will 100% be the road team

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The Group C matches are the most interesting today: - Canada vs Switzerland playing to determine the group winner - Bosnia and Herzegovina vs Qatar fighting to see who takes 3rd, Qatar must win to have a chance.

there are 3 HVAC trucks in my tiny neighborhood lol, going great. (one is for me, 4 year old unit’s motor went)

i say this as an extreme futbol casual and mean no slight towards messi, but its pretty funny that very little of the coverage ive seen around his world cup record has mentioned that it might be an incredibly short lived record lol. mbappe is two goals behind him right now

This is more what I was driving towards, you’ll always have a Cabo Verde winning hearts and causing upsets (with good, purposeful football no less), but things get very predictable, very fast. In the groups too, it’s ‘points [that] get you prizes,’ not draws bsky.app/profile/dann...

Almost wrote "and it's massive" - The Claudisms are leaking into my brain

There will still be important games, and there will be fun ones, but going into Matchday 3: 4 group winners confirmed already, with another 3 confirmed to advance, is the most confirmations we’ve had in a long time. article and more graphs tomorrow, along with which groups to watch.

Extra ball on the pitch! Multi-ball has been activated!

[a second leo dicaprio pointing in chicago fire kit]

Colombian fans: "¡Que esta noche, tenemos que ganar!" *Leo Dicaprio pointing in DC United kit*

lmao another stricken goal, offside trap for dayzzzzzz

Congo wearing blue kits because of what they are doing to all these balls

The bad news: A lot of bad things are happening in the world. The good news: Medical science is advancing so fast, we'll live long enough to experience more of them than ever before.

It's not just New York. In Maryland, at least two state senators & one state representative are losing to challengers to their left.

We almost had an empty net goal from a throw-in there... that would have been something.

turned on the TV just in time for that Colombia attack, oh my god the net was wide open

trump hates america and loves fences bsky.app/profile/ship...

Woah

1. Trump obsesses over it, rather than avoiding talking about it 2. It's much less horrifying to think/talk about than, say, ICE concentration camps or millions dying from cuts to USAID funding 3. The evidence of the fuckup is comically obvious, and gets more absurd the more Trump tries to deny it.

Buck Bumble being #199 in sales but being #1 in our hearts for the theme song. this whole list is such a good reminder that my siblings and I played so many random games via Blockbuster that we would have otherwise never bought, and apparently many other folks did this as well.

We should not repeat the sins of the 2000s: The internet worked, but it also created a mechanism to concentrate so much wealth. The same mistake cannot be made again with AI: there must be regulation and redistribution. Whether it "works" or not, the people still benefit if we do that.

"we're having a birthday party, and it's a big one! no, you can't celebrate it like you have for the past 80 years"

NFL hit Sorsby with the “failure to prepare on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine”

the NFL shouldn't have a draft and their interests in gambling is contradictory... but this letter is amazing in it's brutality. and then to end on "good luck preparing for next year's draft!" is wiiiiiild

CR7 tapping his head afterwards lmfao. come on man. you didnt come up with that

Cristiano Ronaldo has scored his ninth World Cup goal, placing him just nine goals behind Leo Messi for career World Cup goals

Ronaldo now has as many goals as Gio Reyna

hope he pulls a hammy on a terrible shot, gets subbed out, and then Portugal are allowed to start winning

This hate watch isn’t gonna last because Portugal are so much better than Uzbekistan, but for now, lol

McDavid is in hell lol

One of the criticisms of GenAI code is that folks won't understand the codebase... and I just have to laugh as someone who has gone through "onboarding into an Enterprise codebase" way too many times if it gets worse how could anyone tell

England fans going home after the World Cup

they didn't have this on hand

Is it too soon to restart the discourse and remind Norway they have in fact won a world cup before? In their neighbor's home no less!

maybe? MAYBE?? SENEGAL????

Messi - 5 goals Mbappe - 4 goals Haaland - 4 goals Cristiano Ronaldo - 4.75 match rating

it should stay in the boats, imo