TWINS MOPPED THE TIGERS

I mean that is righttttt up against two streets that you can't really fuck with lol

Yankees today:

Roomer’s flank isn’t feeling great. #FunnellVision 💬 @MartinJGallegos: Brent Rooker left the game with right flank discomfort, per A's. 🐦 https://x.com/sportz_nutt51/status/2042307215369867590

I see Garrett Acton has already been picked up and is going to try to work his way up the Twins bullpen hierarchy

Feels like a missed opportunity that the Royals didn't say the city connect heart logo was a tie-in to the parade of hearts that KC is doing again in 2026

@seekerofthegay.bsky.social your new favorite player!

Brent Rooker leaves the game in the first inning after this swing

tired: city connects wired: connecting cities

Sandy Alcantara is on pace to throw 259.2 IP in 32 starts this year Only one pitcher has thrown +220 IP in a season since the pandemic; Sandy Alcantara in 2022

Lance Brozdowski's latest note on Mason Miller. I like that he apparently had a weakness (not sure it was noticeable) and it has been solved-

Finally a useful gadget for getting through 2026

When you're about to leave a 7% tip at the TexMex place

some people may argue that The Beekeeper not high art but it contains a scene in which a scammer tries to bribe Jason Statham with NFTs and is immediately tied to a truck and driven off the bridge so who’s to say it is not the greatest cinematic accomplishment of our times

MLB announcing all the new city connect jerseys at once

For the city that's always pushing forward. Forever Kansas City, Forever #FountainsUp

Seeing the all-white Rangers wear "Tejas" jerseys

Pete Grathoff from Kansas City Star confirms Royals will be announcing the bisexual city connect jerseys this morning

What the blazes

One of the more impressive feats at the WBC this year-

How I think I should look after using Korean skincare products for years vs how I actually look

No late night baseball games, time to post white chocolate highlights

This Twins Tigers game

I don't think that's how you're supposed to use that

I just spent 5 minutes looking up Antonio Senzatela's stats, Statcast, and more. I feel so dirty right now, even considering him in a points league. I must be dreaming. Please wake up. Please wake up. Please wake up. 🐦 https://x.com/sportz_nutt51/status/2042037799587574017

"Why did parents become weenies?"

Chat, we feelin the new hat???

Bailey Ober running on pure steam

Zack Wheeler made another rehab start in AAA today, firing off 61 pitches with 6 K over 4.1 IP Wheeler is making his way back from venous thoracic outlet syndrome that has kept him out since last August. The pitch count is encouraging, but the velocity is understandably down

The Rockies and Twins have been approximately 7000% more competitive than we expected them to be

Teams the Rockies have a better starter ERA than: * Red Sox * Brewers * Cardinals * Astros

"You can't demote Roki Sasaki, it will psychologically cripple him" Meanwhile Shinnosuke Ogasawara:

If you look like this and don't come out of the bullpen to nu metal

Brands wanna be so provocative nowadays. Bitch, just show us the hotdog and keep it moving. Cause I don't wanna eat no hotdogussy.

Encouraging the Astros fan to “take it off” #rockies

[Old timey voice]: You got a face for podcasts

Blue Jays broadcast pointing out how Ohtani gets a little extra time to warm up between innings and whether it's a special advantage he gets, like the league didn't literally change how the DH rule works just for him

Today's effort will not help this

Goodness gracious

Obsessed with the windbreaker the fan who caught the Curtis Mead HR was wearing

I don't have any complaints about The Athletic's coverage of baseball this season, but whoever writes the headlines and app notification subhead should be arrested

Despite rising strikeout rates since forever, the Pirates top 10 career strikeout leaders has one player that pitched for the Pirates after after 1980-

Ok but uh why did he reveal this

Roman Anthony has a weird swing/take profile so far, he swings 6% more at pitches in the edge of the strikezone compared to pitches in the heart of the plate-

Cal Raleigh has a whiff rate of 36.1% at pitches in the heart of the plate, the second highest among qualified hitters this year-

Companies in Pittsburgh are reportedly chasing down Pirates fans who are stealing traffic cones. Pirates players are "Hoisting the Cone" to celebrate home runs this season (via @KDKA)

Bryce Eldridge through 8 games in Triple A has only played 1B for anyone thinking about exciting pathways of bringing him to the majors

In hindsight it was kind of weird that Sandy was going behind Drew Rasmussen

After passing 1000 innings tonight, Yusei Kikuchi is 52 innings away from passing Masahiro Tanaka and 67.2 innings away from passing Tomo Ohka to become 4th all time in major league innings thrown by a Japanese pitcher

MLB's No. 1 Draft prospect Roch Cholowsky belts a birthday homer for UCLA: