My wife's best friend is staying with us after her divorce, and dealing with an annoying man seems bad enough, but dealing with an ex husband seems absolutely miserable

Watched the most recent Jurassic Park again last night, and it's nice they let Starling Marte have a cameo.

I'm sorry Thursday Night Football but Pluribus is too important

nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something

Assuming that these are the only 5 season streaks where a player received a first place MVP vote too

won both an MVP Award and the World Series in back-to-back seasons:  Shohei Ohtani (2024-25) Joe Morgan (1975-76)

I never said baseball superman exists and he's Japanese. What I said was baseball god exists, and he's Japanese. And if you feel an intense and crushing feeling of sabermetric terror at the concept, do not be alarmed, it only indicates that you are still sane

SHOHEI OHTANI IS THE ONLY PLAYER TO WIN MVP UNANIMOUSLY MULTIPLE TIMES … HE’S NOW DONE SO FOUR TIMES

players to win MVP in 3+ consecutive seasons: 2023-25 Shohei Ohtani 2001-04 Barry Bonds

It was a simpler time-

Love having to park 4 blocks from Meddys to pickup my order because there's a hipster pre-thanksgiving tree lighting occurring in Brookeside

When the ninth Top 100 prospect list of the offseason gets published

I hope I'm not photographed between two sharply dressed good looking men today... shit-

CONSPIRACY THEORISTS- THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!

‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation

Mark Canha and I have the same salt container

All the big soccer accounts say Haaland just passed 30 goals with club and country, but didn't he already have 31 coming into today? (14 in PL, 12 in WCQ, 5 in CL)

"it's not like he's stealing babies out of cribs like a fairytale monster... but even if he did that-" -Your facebook aunt

and yet we haven't achieved the golden honmoon

Ever seen a bases loaded pickoff, pitcher to first base? Happened 2x in MLB since 2000 per @eliassports.bsky.social Tyler Nevin talked about executing it in Japan on The SIS Baseball Podcast and @sandwichpick.bsky.social found the video of it. Heck of a play!

watching Haaland have to drop back to help on defense is really something

For the second offseason in a row Dylan Carlson is one of the youngest available free agents

Highest season K-BB% by a starting rotation: 1. 2019 Astros - 22.0% Highest season wRC+ by a lineup: 1. 2023 Braves - 125.7 2. 1927 Yankees - 125.1 3. 2019 Astros - 124.1

A win against Estonia today and Norway would be in pretty damn good position to qualify outright in the group stage for 2026, sending Øde (yay) and Haaland (boo) to the world stage-

I found out there was a deleted scene in Everything Everywhere All at Once called "Spaghetti Baby Noodle Boy" and like all absurd concepts in the movie there is a great emotional payoff at the end-

Some things I'm hearing out of GM meetings: * Teams will pursue good players * Some teams need bats * Players are available for trade "for the right prospects" * Every team could use bullpen help

It's funny because these emails seem bizarre but also tracks with every email I've gotten from a CEO

Ironic that the list of multiple Cy Young winners has a lot more non hall of famers than hall of famers (ignore that a bunch of them are active)

Can't believe Rasmussen got a stray 5th place vote but not Eovaldi

Listening to the accompanying podcast after watching a TV episode

Jeffrey Epstein was developing a series, moderated by @lkrauss1.bsky.social, to bring scientists and celebrities together. The first season would include an episode where "Woody Allen talks about the human condition with Linguist Noam Chomsky." drive.google.com/file/d/14Sla...

Another 15 years until the next Bob

If this is the guy running cover for your crimes then you’re done. Totally cooked. You’re chopped. Smothered. Scattered. Covered. Diced. Chunked. Capped. You’re an order of Waffle House hashbrowns on Nancy Mace’s plate about to see Valhalla.

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Is there some kind of weirdo email style that I’m unfamiliar with? hello ,, pedophile do you have , pictures. Mar a lago. [animal or famous person reference] of course. sincerely, creep ~~ reply~ Yes!! ___ ps I made a sexist joke

Ladies let me borrow your stanley cups

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Putting a note on the break room fridge that says "reminder: do not scam the viewers"

TV shows need to come with a "please put away your phone" warning-

Konvicted 2 viral marketing

Found the 1-3 pickoff Tyler Nevin described and it's absolutely awesome. This was top of the 8th, 1 out bases loaded in a 3-run game too

every analysis I see of swing speed vs barrel rates-

I did not think I would see a song from Milk and Honey used in a major TV show or that it would be covered in Turkish

Boras on Bregman in Boston: “Nobody wants a Bregs-it.” He then weaved a lengthy explanation about Dunkin and Starbucks into his description of Bregman providing the right blend in “Beantown.”