Harrison Ford, how dare you make me cry

Real defensive gem going on here, Reds

he didn't think this through

Elly steals his 3rd bag of the year and 142nd of career. This season he passed early Big Red Machine star Bobby Tolan and ‘00s super-utility man Ryan Freel for 32nd on Reds career list.

Pope Hat game tickets acquired ✅

I was planning to go to a game in this series and now I know which one

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Konnor Griffin's wife should celebrate him signing the largest contract in Pirates' history by divorcing him to teach him a hard but important lesson. Don't get married at 19.

Gonna repost this just because we've sold one to 31 different states now (WTF?!) and it'd be cool to get one to all 50 states

Oh the Lambton County birds are *back* back

ELLY DE LA CRUZ

Current status.

Not a bad view on the whole place.

Well, if the megalomaniac gets us nuked tonight, at least I got to drive down to the farm today when the redbuds are in full bloom and the dogwoods are starting and you can trace the creeks by the greener trees.

We've seen Elly hit the ball to the opposite field from both sides of the plate in the last two days. The baseball world simply ain't ready for an Elly who can take what's given to him and turn it on its head *and* do all that otherworldly stuff, too.

Don’t let the Reds get hot (but actually please do)

Connor Phillips (1IP 1H 0R 1BB 1K) picked up his first hold of the season in the Reds close victory over the Rangers. It was his sweeper that was our RP Pitch of the Day

We did it!

Not sure what it is about powder blue unis but I absolutely love them.

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Burger slider

Look who decided to move 40 minutes southwest of Baltimore and reinvent himself as a politician. Does he think dropping the diminutive from his first name hides his past as natural police?

Weirdly trashily good. My future daughter-in-law said they should’ve called them Peep-Tarts and I love her even more now.

Up-potting several dozen baby pepper plants yesterday afternoon and both a bumblebee and a wasp came by to check things out. I’LL SEE U IN HELL immediately came to mind.

In honor of his home run today

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Millions of Sneetches Sneetches for me Millions of Sneetches Sneetches for free

Day game followed by off day = too long without baseball.

Thought my youngest was about to join me in being somewhat interested in birds, when she told me she heard a mourning dove nesting call outside her apartment window. But

*arrives on the moon* *logs on to MLB dot TV to check the Jays game*

Currently furloughed from work so I'm trying to sell some paintings. DM if interested-- all $100-200 depending on size. Posting a thread. Mostly Wyoming stuff.

I’m gonna have to start leaving these on random front porches. 🌱

More tomatoes. Why not?

It was such a relief to see different people & to think of the possibility of reading novels & drinking wine again.

Games like this are why I have to be stupidly happy when the Reds actually do something good.

Prefer calling it a Prince Albert

… #sensualbaseball

Tito Speedo 💀

March reading 📚

Oh hi first place (I know it’s March. Let me have this.)

It's March 30 and I am irrationally excited about the Cincinnati Reds.

How was this cat ever feral? How?

They hide in their sheltered enclaves up around Olmos Park/they got their own policeman so they can stay out way past dark

@jluckhaupt.bsky.social Are you back in the booth this season?

go reds, in my opinion #highfive