View from tonight’s seats

Let’s try this again.

I have to assume this means he keeps everything hidden behind fabric and just thrusts wildly as she runs past.

What an odd little building

A brilliant collection of 19th century possibly French crochet lace samples all stitched into a book either for reference or as a record of learning.

Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice A Tribe Called Rehnquist

Meet me in…

I won’t tell other people how to fan, but I will think less of you if you boo your own team.

Jersey spotting, pretty solid representation of current Reds (Steer, McLain, Stephenson, lots of De La Cruz) plus classics like Morgan, Concepcion, Casey, Larkin, Griffey. Always multiple Votto sightings.

View from tonight’s seats, just before that Elly HR

Okay folks here we go

💯💯💯

The Reds HOF is so good. Hadn’t seen the Big Red Machine 50th anniversary exhibit yet so I had to drop by.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns.

Fat Bear Week. Decorative Gourd Season. Reds playing meaningful games in the last week of baseball season. Are those…endorphins I’m feeling??

Belpre, Ohio Pop: 6,386 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belpre,_Ohio Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=10523938 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=9709408 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=60451653

IT IS TIME.

CCR

Reds??? 🥹

In Tagalog, an equivalent phrase to "Jesus take the wheel" (for leaving things to fate) is "leave it all to Batman" (Bahala na si Batman)

Random card from my collection: 1989 Baseball Cards Magazine Repli-Cards #35 - Eric Davis - Cincinnati Reds The 1980s were better in nearly every aspect of life. Exhibit A. #CardSky

This video 😂😂😂 lowkey yappin www.dispatch.com/story/news/l...

Fantastic town logo

Hunter Greene now has 28 career strikeouts at 101.0+ mph The only other starter with at least 10 under pitch tracking (2008, including playoffs) is Jacob deGrom, with 11

Since 2008, most 100+ MPH pitches in the 9th inning by a starting pitcher TONIGHT - Hunter Greene - 6 4/6/2012 - Justin Verlander - 4 9/8/2021 - Sandy Alcantara - 3 6/13/2025 - Garrett Crochet - 2 4/7/2025 - Hunter Greene - 2 9/18/2022 - Sandy Alcantara - 2

5 years ago, when I met Dave Parker I decided to wear matching shirts with my daughter from his iconic photo. For good measure, she wore a hat to mimic the outfit. He laughed for quite a while and called his wife over to see. Glad I could make his day like he did mine.

The Fox crew doesn’t know I need to see the postgame Elly-Matty bilevel hug 🫤

They have to tell folks not to bring dogs that are in heat? Was there an…incident that resulted in this rule??

NANCY…THIS IS A VERY PUNK MEAL (🧵After Peter Huestis after Bob Gruen)

Tagalog has a far better phonetic representation of what the cow says than “moo” (yeah I heard the Farmer Says See ‘n Say voice)

An incredible night at the The Machine in Reds Country film premiere at the Reds HOF. The online version is live now. Enjoy. #Reds youtu.be/hDhtmOpK5_Y?...

The birds are back in town 🎉

I miss Joey Votto hitting but I also miss Joey Votto talking about hitting.

The real epidemic

Saddlebrooke, Arizona Pop: 10,530 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddlebrooke,_Arizona Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=122371513 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=59052639 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53540118

Fort Oglethorpe, Georgia Pop: 9,994 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Oglethorpe,_Georgia Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7720054 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=81772504 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=58815050

Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:

a.k.a.: It's Decorative Gourd Season, Mother Superior

Pumpkins should be 800

Whoever assigned PLU codes to produce *really* should’ve given this one to some kind of melons

Current* conditions near Thousand Islands, ON:

Towson, Maryland Pop: 58,347 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towson,_Maryland Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53451470 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=38544670 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=91837178

Me sowing (for real sowing & planting all the things): Haha fuck yeah!!! Look at all these beautiful plants! Me having to water everything myself after my daughter went back to college: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 🌱

Happily remembering when Joey Votto wore a BLM shirt and an "equality" shirt. And when he walked up to Ohio by CSNY right after Charlottesville.

This is just a portrait of me and all of my friends

As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today