The Bullpenis is real and it’s fabulous!

On the lengthy list of ways to throw away a game, this is certainly one of them.

Oh, this bullpen 😭

MATTY?!!

McCook, Illinois Pop: 220 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCook,_Illinois Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=134464394 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=134464395 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=89417498

Good kitty

MATTY

Open invitation to the monarchs 🌱

Mouse says no getting out of this chair.

Highland Heights, Kentucky Pop: 7,065 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highland_Heights,_Kentucky Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=105573775 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=177137645 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=63866221

Morning bird chaos

This was Joey’s walkoff grand slam game. I was there! But not for the grand slam, bc my kids had already sat through a long rain delay and they had school the next morning. I was listening to the game on the 2-hour drive back to Columbus, and got home just in time to see the slam on tv 😭😭😭

More like Vott000,000,000s

Trying to remember if this was before or after the Reds did a Jay Bruce cereal bowl giveaway

Sewanee, Tennessee Pop: 2,352 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sewanee,_Tennessee Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=36667823 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=183252843 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=150609818

That month of Aquino was incredible.

JJ Bleday was just announced as the National League player of the month. Bleday batted .301/.387/.631 with eight homers in May. #reds

Accurate image of the inside of my brain 🌱

Blake Dunn has two walk-off plate appearances in a span of just 11 days. The last Reds player with walk-offs so close together was Javier Valentín on July 23 and July 27, 2007.

🐂💣

South Webster, Ohio Pop: 805 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Webster,_Ohio Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=46721541 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=46304495 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=133917757

Big milestone for my 2002 CR-V 🥰 It’s really just a baby, for a Honda.

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SAL STEWART holy shit

Hell of a play, Edwin Arroyo! 👏👏👏

StoryGraph wrapup for May 📚

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“You all” was what I grew up using, guess I was close enough to Kentucky. Then I spent a long time living in the South so “y’all” replaced it. Now I have three Gen Z kids so it’s just “bruh”

Oak Park, Illinois Pop: 52,381 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak_Park,_Illinois Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=82796733 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=34113295 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=126832386

While driving?? Seems dangerous

Anniston, Alabama Pop: 73,501 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anniston,_Alabama Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=147346092 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=29500400 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=159191936

Peter Thiel fleeing to Argentina seems about reich.

Hi guys. Show me your cats, please!!!

Quite rough but enjoyable.

I will make one (1) exception for my hatred of doorbell cameras and it is this. *sob*

The problem we're trying to solve is that there is bullshit, and there is utter bullshit. Then there's fifty feet of more bullshit, and then there's this.

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Mount Airy, North Carolina Pop: 19,119 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Airy,_North_Carolina Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=92515420 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=56742733 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=88079685

I love them 🥹

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“I knew it was going to rain, but I didn’t know it was going to rain like that”—person who stupidly put some seeds into a new flowerbed yesterday (me)

feels to me when someone says “you’re in a bubble” what they really mean is “I’m mad you won’t listen to my shitty opinions.”

I LOVE BASEBALL

The first baseballs called balls and strikes themselves.

Alimber Santa is the second player in MLB history to pitch in a no-hitter in his MLB debut, joining: Bumpus Jones of the Cincinnati Reds on 10/15/1892, who threw one all himself h/t @EliasSports

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