James May youtu.be/kKrpTnql-cY?...

hard to emphasize enough how absurd it is that 'take over Greenland' and 'make Canada the 51st state' and 'rename the Gulf of Mexico' are, like, the 104th, 105th, and 106th most infuriating things this administration of assholes has put us through

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

this picture looks like Kid Rock is never going to financially recover from this

nothing, in my ears at least, is more unmistakable than the guitar tune on an Allman Brothers track you can drop into any second of their tunes - first, 97th, last - and it's immediately recognizable to me, be it Duane, Dickey, Warren, whomever

Area Serial Racist Posts Racist Meme But We’re Still Gonna Pretend Like Maybe He Didn’t Know It Was Racist - the New York Times

Just wait until they refuse to feed the legal rulings they don't like into AI, that becomes canon, and we get to relitigate everything we've ever fought for. Enjoy Arbys

literally the only way you could have burned that money faster is by signing Jeimer Candelario to a 3-year, $45 million contract

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

oh to be underperforming 'fartcoin'

I named each of these alarms years ago and while I do tweak the times the names shall remain perpetual ad infinitum

remember the glory days when there were multiple comic strips about orange cats

The president constantly lying about stolen elections, after staging a coup attempt, & now threatening to federalize & steal future elections, should be the primary news story in the country 24/7 & on every front page until he is impeached & removed next week.

man's somehow more cooked than his brisket

I have long held that Tyler Anderson is the Chase Anderson of Brett Andersons, but I guess I was wrong.

AVOID THE NOID

For those keeping score at home:

Thinking once again about Jeff Bezos's giant boat's giant boat

The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.

an entire agency of guys built like bobby hill in unwashed jeans and tactical gear who think they’re call of duty man. press f to wipe chef boyardee on shirt

when I said this was a Big Trouble in Little China appreciation account I meant it, full stop

well well well would ya look at just how much better Geno Suarez was against RHP last year than he was against LHP! [/does math] love 2 pay $22 million for a combined two-man 3B patrol when Sal Stewart was *right there*

oh my god I get ptsd just reading the prompt to this question

Whoever figures out how to sterilize milk will be so famous they’ll probably name the process after them.

it's 1990something and I'm wearing a short sleeve t-shirt over top of a long-sleeve t-shirt and gray corduroy pants that I've worn every single day for three straight weeks I'm not sure what smells worse, the cords or my sweaty blue chucks

when Wendy's gives me regular nuggets even though I ordered spicies and I didn't check the bag until I got home

I can't wait for the day when I no longer have to listen to this sniveling little shit dictate policy.

Hey in case anyone didn’t know. Those of us in Southern WV and Eastern KY have 2+ inches of ice on everything. But hey, it’s not happening in TX or TN. We are the United States forgotten place unless someone needs pictures of poverty porn. Got to get more traction sand.

Colorado, famous for its Mediterranean Februaries

Columbia administration looking especially craven and incompetent about now.

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

Unmarked car, no lights or police insignia. Masked armed men leap out. Victim not in the act of committing any crime. This is not how a serious federal law enforcement agency acts in a free society. How is this not supposed to be a “right wing paramilitary force loyal to the regime”?

Haustin Ays

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

Another proud day of the Department of Justice doing everything in their power to never release the Epstein files

Oh man I am pumped to hear Joey Votto on NBC’s baseball coverage. frontofficesports.com/nbc-lands-vo...

man's forehead has a forehead, and it's bigger than yours

just choked on my beverage

i'm sorry but is there a dumber fucking title out there than 'border czar'

Calling the Gestapo “the Gestapo” is causing the Gestapo to act like the Gestapo.

This is when pathetic becomes dangerous. The US DNI, who is supposed to be protecting the country from all sort of nasty things, is spending time fulfilling the twisted delusions of a president who can’t concede a 5-yr-old election in a state whose vote was twice audited. Now they’ll make stuff up

“are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” has been knocking around my head all day

for some

Lmao this is what happens when you don't put criminals in jail