A touching tribute to Mike F

new jersey devils, wyd

This is why I’m pushing for a state escrow account that holds federal funds before sending them on to Washington. If Trump wants to steal our tax dollars that were legally appropriated by Congress, then we should just be paying ourselves.

PLEASE stop

The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.

I need these guys to go away for 10 years so I have time to adjust, this is making me car sick

I have no idea but

INCREDIBLE

dude is staggering levels of cooked, it’s wonderful

in the club blasting Hazy Maze without a single apology

one day I will see an ad for that DOC show starring Molly Parker and not think of Ron Donald puking and yelling "CALL AN AMBULANCE" next to her. but it is not this day.

tapping the sign again

what a team

you know what would've been a much easier and more effective statement my good dude?

because the United States has such a great fucking track record on this front, let alone with a geriatric lunatic in charge

Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

Excited to see how this new persuasive gambit of "if you don't like AI, can you please stop making fun of us" works out

"Guy in charge of the stage at the Sugar Bowl becoming increasingly frustrated" is a Tim Robinson character.

I like Dr. Pepper as much as anyone but at this point, someone needs to nuke Fansville

happy new year

Since 2022, we've made our final post of the year a tribute to the Yankees who've gone to the great ballpark in the sky. We're doing so again for 2025. Rest well, gents.

need the whales to orcastrate something here more (victimless) orcanized crime if you will

Deeply appreciate this. Laughing and sad at the same time.

almost every time i say "it's good" i follow it up with "I just invented it." a true timeless post. RIP.

the puzzle helper

bring back insane 4-team trades IMO

almost irrationally annoyed at how much Stranger Things has wasted Linda freakin' Hamilton. sheesh.

Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!

Aaron Rodgers fumbling away a playoff clincher by losing to the damn Browns would be... lol

if only man

pop tart bowl forever

wow this Hallmark movie has Erin Cahill, Paul Campbell, AND Brain Care Online in it!

eat your heart out, Frosty

TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/

probably not a unique opinion, but this is too many games across pro sports on Christmas

it is time

praise be

festive lad

It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the

last effort: I run a baseball site with some of my best, smartest, and most talented friends. we do fun and engaging work all year long, and it's about to get more expensive to read that work as of 1/1. I'd much rather you get in the door as cheap as possible. It also makes for a great gift:

Phil Hartman as the Grinch, from a 1994 Behind the Scenes special on TNT. Not directly related to The Simpsons, but this clip was too good to not share, since Phil was a regular Simpsons guest star during this time.

well

this is the sound it makes when daffy duck runs directly into a telephone pole

hahahaha eat shit Bari

ask and you shall receive (via Evan Rosenfeld over at the other place)

The most devastating punishment of all recent longtime Mets has been levied on Jeff McNeil, goodness gracious David Stearns

a cold chill just went down my spine thinking of rings