I wouldn't normally link to The Sunday Express but worth sharing. www.express.co.uk/travel/artic...

Well, you've all certainly had a lot of fun.

#JonnysTrekTrek Death Wish. Whilst it was fun to re-meet some old friends, this was super-talky even by Star Trek standards, and the micro-budget attempts at surrealism did not impress.

Years ago (not now) Labour had a problem with people* purporting to be Labour supporters who posted awful things on social media (you can imagine). I always thought the best way to have dealt with them would have been for the leader to publicly quote reply with "You do not speak for Labour. It is

At a No 10 briefing today we heard about the government's commitment to "a whole-of-society response to antisemitism”. Asked if this might involve the government leaving X, where antisemitism is not only rife but monetlised, were were told it is "something we always keep under review." So: no.

still reading Bleak House, very funny to me that there's a bunch of shit clearly Going On but it all keeps getting pushed to the side every twenty pages so Charles Dickens can be like, attention reader: I have developed a New Buffoon

#EveryAlbumIOwn Deja-Vu. Giorgio Moroder and friends. 2015. Top 3 tunes: Deja-Vu, Right Here, Right Now, Tempted You can skip: Back & Forth Rating: 8/10 Took me a while to get into this, these are slow-burn bangers from the synthesizer svengali. Diamonds, Wildstar and I Do This For You also top.

JW Severance S1 & S2. Very good, loved it, recommended, and stop reading now if you think any sort of opinion is a spoiler.

STOP. POSTING. REFORM. TWEETS. OFF. TWITTER. ON. HERE.

"No, the kids loved it. They want us to do another one at Easter. They want to see us nail up the dog."

The reason droids aren’t allowed in the cantina in Mos Eisley isn’t residual clone-wars anti-clankerism, but rather that the bar has live music, and R2 is a holographic recording device, and Threepio is basically a walking LLM. Tatooine musicians’ union has strong thoughts on plagiarism machines.

#EveryAlbumIOwn Turn Back The Clock. Johnny Hates Jazz. 1988. Top 3 tunes: Shattered Dreams, Turn Back The Clock, I Don't Want To Be A Hero You can skip: Don't Let It End This Way Rating: 9/10 It's true, I do hate jazz! How did they know! What a pity they couldn't keep going for a bit longer.

Our Green candidates are opposing the idea of Winchester having a Liveable Neighbourhood ie no "rat runs" and roads safe enough for kids to walk or cycle to school. Nuts!

I do think it sums up “the weird way the Internet shapes politics unnoticed” that “some chants that people should knock off but are mostly an ignorable part of an in-person march” are given more explanatory power than “the website that is full of antisemitism of every stripe that MPs hang out on”.

Tonight's SF classic. Another one I've been wanting to see for /years/.

I gave Clippymena the text of a novel I am writing. She took a few seconds to read it and then asked "It looks like you're writing a letter! Would you like help with that?" If that is not proof of consciousness, what the hell is consciousness for?

#JonnysTrekTrek Dreadnaught.

#EveryAlbumIOwn The Light At The End Of The World. Erasure. 2007 Top 3 tunes: Sucker For Love, Storm In A Teacup, Glass Angel You can skip: How My Eyes Adore You Rating: 9/10 Oh, the blessed relief of a band having a return to form after a creative 'rocky period' shall we say. Sunday Girl also top.

Delivering.

"Where Claude Went Wrong" "Some More Of Claude's Greatest Mistakes" "What Is This "Claude" Thing Anyway" "Well That About Wraps It Up For Claude"

TBH I think dry soil smells better /before/ it is rained on.

Happy Star Wars Prequels Day! #StarWarsPrequelsDay

"After forty-five minutes of solid stand-up I had to be pulled off to ensure me own safety. But that's viagra for you."

Off the top of your head, without thinking about it, name your top archeological mystery drama

Make tomorrow a real holiday at Cricket St Thomas (near Chard).

Late to the party as ever but I've only just realised.

Top 15 TV shows, off the top of my head. Doctor Who Sapphire & Steel A Bit Of A Do Frasier Hancock's Half Hour Just Good Friends Star Trek (TOS) GBH Ready When You Are Mr McGill Tenko A Very Peculiar Practice At Home With The Braithwaites Modern Family Cold Feet 1997 General Election Coverage

'What's your favourite item available in Sainsbury's at Waverley Steps?' 'Hmmm, tricky. I think I'd have to say...'

#EveryAlbumIOwn Tripping The Live Fantastic - Highlights! Paul McCartney. 1990. Top 3 tunes: SPLHCB, Coming Up, Golden Slumbers etc You can skip: Things We Said Today doesn't need a guitar solo Rating: 6/10 The "Highlights" turn out to be all the Beatles songs, Coming Up and two off the new one.

Made this years ago.

Do you like rain? Then come to Winchester, we have all of it. #StarmersBritain

I admire your commitment to recycling Labour's 2019 manifesto.

Your annual reminder that Paul Darrow from Blake's 7 wrote a novel based on a computer game based on the music of Queen.

Who could have predicted that a film sequel to a BBC TV series for schools from five years earlier would not have people rushing to their local fleapit.

I think this a positive step away from spending all his time trolling Americans on twitter.

Tonight's horror classic.

The answer is, of course, Notorious.

That's the west coast mainline for you

Ah, the Bride of Frankenstein recipe song. #totp

Okay so this is surprisingly topical. #totp

Yay let's have it again #totp

This has to be in every edition of #totp under Shania law.

Lorry reversing. #totp

where is our ibsen trailer #totp

Oh we are now in the Hampster Dance era are we #totp

SIR TOM IN THE HOUSE. #totp

ROCKET MAN CLASSIC. #totp

If this post isn't part of a stream of FUCK OFF BONO posts I will be very surprised. #totp

This is why Dido had to happen. #totp

Pop fact: Sting is not Sting's real name. His real name is Gideon Bee. #totp