#THETENX5 Day 35 Robyn Dancing On My Own 2010 I'm expecting this to win. youtu.be/CcNo07Xp8aQ?...

Tonight's SF classic.

To Whom It May Concern, the following warning applies to all my posts on Bluesky: DO NOT REPLY TO THIS WITH YOUR OWN VERSION OF THE SAME JOKE. OR ANY OTHER ATTEMPTED WITTICISM. I WILL NOT APPRECIATE IT. I AM SO BORED OF PEOPLE DOING THIS AND YOU WILL GET BLOCKED. Enjoy the rest of your evening.

Oh god, these credulous numpties think they had some sort of victory over Musk because they made him charge people in the UK to use his deepfake/CSAM service. #TheseCredulousNumpties

Another Town Forum meeting, to approve the use of CIL* money for a MUGA** in St Matthew's Field, Weeke. #Councillor Photo: the Buttercross covered in scaffolding and plastic sheeting to protect it from the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of it.

This is like a version of the Emperor's New Clothes where the entire crowd are shouting out "He's got no clothes on!" except for one little boy saying, "No, he's wearing a cloak made out of very fine gold thread!"

"I was up in my loft the other day, up in my loft, and you'll never guess what I found." "What was that then?" "A Rembrandt. An original Rembrandt." "Oh yes. But how did you know then, how did you know that it was an original Rembrandt?" "Well, it was still in tune."

Bought a job lot of Play School dolls on the cheap, in a Hamble Bundle. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS WITH YOUR OWN INFERIOR VERSION OF THIS JOKE.

#EveryAlbumIOwn (Revisit) Don't Believe The Truth. Oasis. 2005. Top 3 tunes: Dead End Street, Let There Be Love, can't think of a third one You can skip: Mucky Fingers, anything not written by Noel Rating: 4/10 Yes, it's still bloody awful. The Oasis equivalent of Wings At The Speed Of Sound.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a male anti-trans activist is in need of his hard drive being checked.

#THETENX5 Day 34 Nicola Roberts Beat Of My Drum 2011 youtu.be/n_BG3n1q5KU?...

Hey I am in this photo. Fame at last!

"We'd like to do a medley for you now, of every Beatles song in a random order." youtu.be/NcS7OwzJmWw?...

RIP the Alba Party, we shall not see your like again. youtu.be/oLKyaOLb2Fs?...

#EveryAlbumIOwn (Revisit) Dare. The Human League. 1981. Top 3 tunes: The Things That Dreams Are Made Of, I Am The Law, Don't You Want Me You can skip: Get Carter is least essential Rating: 10/10 Of course it's 10 out 10, it's fucking Dare by The Human League, you don't get much better than that.

I am reminded of the time the Nolan Sisters unveiled a new surprise member of the group which turned out to be Coleen Nolan.

In early 2003, the Conservatives were attacking the government for being too slow and cautious in supporting the US as it prepared to invade Iraq. Yes, it was Tony Blair who dragged us into it, he deserves all the blame, but it would've still happened (and been even worse?) under the Conservatives.

#THETENX5 Day 33 The Feeling Set My World On Fire 2011 youtu.be/ThCE4hf73J4?...

I used to live in one of those houses. Never saw this twat though, he was long gone.

TONTY BLAIR IS NOT BEHIND THIS

Tonight's SF classic.

A hundred years of science fiction authors raise their eyebrows.

#EveryAlbumIOwn Metals. Feist. 2011. Top 3 tunes: Graveyard, Bittersweet Melodies, Undiscovered First You can skip: Anti-Pioneer Rating: 7/10 This passed the time on my delivery round very pleasantly but nothing leapt out at me. Well, apart from a small dog. Preferred Let It Die and The Reminder.

yeah but he had the biggest jewelled egg in the world, definitely worth it

#JonnysTrekTrek The Thirty-Sevens

I can't think of anything.

#THETENX5 Day 32 Carly Rae Jepsen Call Me Maybe 2012 youtu.be/-qTIGg3I5y8?...

I'm a bit confused about the bit about a t-shirt???

Possibly my favourite bit of Rik Mayall madness. youtu.be/0f64qJorLrY?...

Suede’s best lineup: Brett Anderson (vocals), Bernard Butler (guitar), Mat Osman (bass), Simon Gilbert (drums), Stephen Fry (euphonium), Ian McKellen (kazoo), Pam St Clement (vibes).

Which brings me to my hot take: I have come around to thinking Paddington was a failure. Paddington Bear is supposed to be a monster but you made him read as cool enough that misguided people see him as admirable. An amoral show that ages phenomenally poorly.

Time for another Charles Dickens. But with songs!

More money for the Gibb coffers. #totp

When you’ve got #TOTP at 8pm, but got to trap the Batman at half past.

I can't believe it's not Bowie. #totp

Pop fact: Wuthering Heights was inspired by the novel Jane Eyre. #totp

This woman sounds suspiciously like Barry Gibb #totp

The teachers from the maths department doing Shawoddywoddy. #totp

I think the ones at the end of the Boyzone line are bouncers to stop the ones in the middle from getting out. #totp

I see they've undergone a Fabulous Fourpenny Ones transformation. #totp only @deejsaint.bsky.social will get this reference.

That sort of melancholic piccolo music that would accompany Charlie Brown walking on the spot with trees and bushes sliding past him. #totp

has it gone quiet or is it me #totp

speak up love #totp

Love the supey furs. #totp

"Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Geri Halliwell!" "But you /are/ Geri Halliwell". #totp

#totp youtu.be/HlBYdiXdUa8?...

oh it's the song from Brooklyn 99 #totp

I remember Bjork saying that this sort of music sounded like bread. #totp