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US has amazing landscapes, incredible universities, magnificent diversity, contributes massively in medical research, drives technology forward, but yes you can also eat chick fil a in a car

difficult one this because Bosnia put Wales out in qualifying but the American kit looks like a barber pole

england aren't going to win this world cup but they sure as hell aren't going to win it

what i was saying earlier, forget all that

bring john stones on to secure this draw

if only we could bring on Phil Foden or Cole Palmer, they wouldn't score but their delightfully blank faces would cheer us up

winners of this face mexico, which presumably means the losers have to face canada

find myself saying Elliot Anderson like ET

stop putting in crosses like a sadomasochistic vampire

few harsh words from tommy tickle at half time, down a bitter, quick fag and a piss and back out refreshed and ready to sort it out

put both his congos into that save

their right winger can cross with his right foot and their left winger can cross with his left foot, someone needs to explain to them this isn't how we play football now

their left winger looks properly up for it, I would guess he's mad at us for the Bonekickers situation

why have they got Tottenham defenders didn't they get relegated

jude bellingham looks all young and attractive but then you try to have sex and he keeps diving at you feet first

nothing worse than getting beaten by a team with a bad kit

Venus and Serena, or as they're collectively known, the Tennisy Williams

back to soft rock covers then www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

if taylor swift is reading this, i can't come on saturday i've booked to rent a pressure washer

saw the Supergirl movie it was ok

I don’t think those four Beatles films can possibly live up to their best portrayal on screen from Walk Hard The Dewey Cox Story

YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH WE CUT YOU IN HALF SHOVE SHIPS IN YOUR BACKSIDE THEN BACK OUT YOUR MOUTH

A man, no plan, a canal, Ponnama

current status

having a diarrhea nightmare, pounding that pan like a twelve gauge, in the ass hose squat pose, the squirt hurt, the Henry Winkler mega sprinkler, a pump action shit soaker, I'm scuttling the ship with the ass yips, the old yes sir gosh a pressure washer

"We control the Supreme Court"

watched Sheep Detectives and it was good, my daughter loved it, but I have to warn you that despite being set in England many of the sheep have American accents

*talking to my next door neighbour who is a ninja* difficult weather for you lads

don't forget to leave a saucer of snakebite out by the back door for any passing goths

Look, Americans, British homes aren't designed with air conditioning in mind. Our architecture values other things: heat retention, space management, trapdoors, automated breakfast-serving mechanisms which can be operated by a literal dog

bugs bunny didn't eat a carrot so you can tell me AI is "iwevitable"

great to see the Brazilian fans as a sea of yellow and the Scottish fans as a sea of either bright white or bright red

are you allowed coffee in the hydration break

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

ghana let down by a complete inability to stop defending

Westminster is a postcode whose currency is power – and power is shifting, and like the shift key, it's next to control, and this restart will need a control, shift and a delete, but you can't simply delete Burnham, he will undo and open a new document, not a paper document but a contract made of

can AI fix daddy

Penelope just bloody sat there like a potato but she ain't a banger know what I mean. She's teasing the lads with a bit of knitting but they ain't getting a scarf I can tell you that for nothing.

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

this is 100% true, I just defeated my mother at Scrabble with a seven letter bonus of "dildoes"

While we're at it, it's an accession to a throne, not an an ascension; you accede to a throne, not ascend. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

happy father's day to all the dads, feel free to explain to everyone how it was a bloody nightmare getting here

enjoying the refereeing this world cup, it's great to see games just continue around the fallen bodies of slightly tapped calf victims

trump may end up forced into fulfilling a campaign pledge and draining the swamp

You can't call us tech Luddites when we're all on board for a robotic tail.

classic match of the "punching a cow" genre, where it's like watching someone try to punch a cow until it falls over

which way, western man

As I just heard someone comment: He has actually failed at surrendering.