Mutable Joe
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eg Artist, Dog lover and avid Reader
great news my 9yr old daughter is playing the trumpet for the first time
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TV Show Idea: BARK IS WORSE THAN BITE David Bite, a mute vampire, tries to live his life morally but his friend Phil Bark, who is a tree and talks too much, keeps dragging him down
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Prof Frank McDonough
1 day ago
PHOTO OF THE DAY. A policeman stops traffic to let a man carrying an inflatable rubber giraffe cross the road on his way to the British Industries Fair in London (1935) 📷 google images
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love all the regions of new york with funny names like "noho" which means north of houston street and "tenderloin" which means 23rd to 42nd street and "new jersey" which means fuck you
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Donald Trump is the funniest president of all time and i think you have to acknowledge it
3 days ago
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the coolest barbary pirate
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Ali Bitchin - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Bitchin
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Simon Pegg
3 months ago
I still love pointing this out every so often.
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you're all very mean he also did good things possibly
4 days ago
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the only vital news of the day
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the Coldplay song Yellow is about cooking with turmeric
7 days ago
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for halloween we are watching the most terrifying film ever made which is genuinely Return To Oz
8 days ago
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*taking picture for your youtube thumbnail* ok so let's gurn, gurn harder, let's turn that gurn up, good gurning love it but let's push the gurn, can we mr beast gurn, gurn it baby
8 days ago
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fuck off I'm doing my yoga
13 days ago
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io
13 days ago
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
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got one of those battery powered stick vacuums now and before hoovering a room i cock it like a shotgun
15 days ago
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we don't say "gonads" for balls anyone I swear that was more popular in my day
15 days ago
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it just gets better
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
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Louvre thieves’ slow-motion getaway using furniture lift was caught on video
Footage showing two men appears to have been filmed from nearby window in museum
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/23/louvre-thieves-slow-motion-getaway-caught-on-video
16 days ago
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actually Frankenstein isn't the name of the monster it's the name of the scientist, the real monster is me, the person posting this
17 days ago
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well, it's not the black one
17 days ago
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little did president trump know that his friend ford prefect did not in fact work in advertising and that very soon the demolishing of his house would in retrospect be a small problem
17 days ago
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rarely get very patriotic but I keep seeing youtube videos about how tom cruise driving a motorbike off a cliff in mission impossible was the greatest stunt of all time and listen, james bond did this in goldeneye
17 days ago
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Jonny Morris
17 days ago
It's the castle next to Balmoral. Immoral.
add a skeleton here at some point
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The Conjuring 58: Is It Still Behind You Only $16 To Find Out
17 days ago
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so, like, italian
18 days ago
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watched the new Superman movie, it's alright, I respect how they told the story one time like if it was rashomon but just once
18 days ago
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imagine how embarrassing it must be to concede an open play goals against arsenal
18 days ago
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shaking my fist at martinelli
18 days ago
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trouteyes
18 days ago
Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view.
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2024: logs, logs for sale, get your logs 2025: AI enabled logs for sale, get the log you can talk to about anything, carry your AI log and stroke it
18 days ago
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Richard Smyth
18 days ago
ok but that's not how bread works
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨
18 days ago
October, USA: Ooh time for candy apples and spoopy films and sexy costumes and carving funny pumpkins 🎃 October, Ireland: It is IMPERATIVE that you eat the LAST of the BLACKBERRIES before the PÚCA takes a SHITE on them
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going to
@bcdreyer.social
's Halloween party dressed as the missing apostrophe
19 days ago
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due to the AWS outage puppies are now forced to rub you with their Ps
19 days ago
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Rachel (ish)
19 days ago
BBC Sounds is starting a repeat today of Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully, one of my absolute favourite radio sitcoms (written by
@eddierobson.bsky.social
btw) You should listen to it, it is *funny*.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully - Pilot - BBC Sounds
Sitcom about an alien invasion of a small English village. Starring Katherine Parkinson.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b01k9hmd?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile
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this one is for the boys with the booming systems top down AC with the cooling system when he come up in the club he be blazing up got stacks on deck like he saving up and he ill he real he might got a deal he pop bottles and he got the right kind of build he cold he dope he might sell coke he
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19 days ago
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pornhub is down and you can't even see the advert for how to get it up
19 days ago
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it's been a difficult week for me and i'd just like to thank the french, their security advisers and their robbers for making it bearable, merci beaucoup
19 days ago
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president macron giving a press conference "The robbery at the Louvre is an attack on the french people, an attack on history, but most of all an NOT NOW CATO"
19 days ago
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not saying it's anything to do with me but I was in North Virginia yesterday
19 days ago
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reading about how for the london sumo tournament they had to reinforce the toilets, as a dad i am fascinated by how they did this
19 days ago
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congratulations to this tiny sumo wrestler and his dad
19 days ago
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wheeling out Sherlock Holmes who has already solved The Case Of The Louvre Heist but he's just going to look at them across the channel with his smug face and say nothing
20 days ago
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standing on the white cliffs of dover chanting They Robbed You With A Ladder, Like Some Shit From Blackadder, You Tried To Stop The Looters, They Got Away On Scooters
20 days ago
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international journalists asking the french police why they are having a two hour lunch while the thieves are out there and the police explaining the thieves are likely also french so will also be having a two hour lunch
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Robert Langdon walking round the Louvre right now examining symbols for clues and he's like "these ancient graphics represent the duality of sexuality" and they're like that's the toilets rob
20 days ago
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driving through Virginia and it's very nice, very pretty, lots of trees and plants, extremely colonisable
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when you're stressed online and it's all too much you turn to the king and upon your soul he lays balm
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A genuine treat for £1.60? Try the shortest railway line in Britain | Adrian Chiles
There is an even shorter route in Germany, but that runs less frequently - which gives the shuttle train in my home town the moral victory
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/commentisfree/2025/oct/16/shortest-railway-line-in-britain-stourbridge
22 days ago
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chat gpt and grok arguing with each other about if you can put ginger in a bolognese and I'm in the corner stressing I don't want to be involved man I don't care about ginger leave me out
22 days ago
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trying to use AI to do a joke about AI by getting the Simpsons "now is the time to invest heavily in pumpkins" joke gif but it can't do it
22 days ago
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TV Pitch: "Live and Let Live" Immortal landlord Phil Live has a house called Live he's trying to rent but can't because of a neighbour he hates called Jeff Live who is dying and Phil is thinking of killing him.
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