saw your boyfriend's wrapping paper that doesn't have a grid on the back

Dare we dream @mutablejoe.bsky.social?

this bad boy rendered with over 8 polygons

enjoying the odysseus trailer 𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ: ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ˢᵉⁿˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵃᵗ 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ: ᵇᵘᵗ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒᵐᵉ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᶜˡᵃⁿᵍ 𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰

host: so what do you think plato, is it cake? plato: truth exists in the realm of the forms, an abstract dimension of perfect concepts, in reality we have only the perception of imperfect copies host: so cake or not cake plato: cake host: it is in fact not cake

he's making a list he's checking it twice gonna find out who's naughty or nice santa claus is trapped in the dichotomy of good and evil in liberal western morality

ghost of christmas past: we see a year ago trying to make a cheesecake, it was a failure ghost of christmas present: this is you trying to make a cheesecake, it is a failure ghost of christmas future: here we can see you trying to make a cheesecake

*trying to explain how good Santa is to a nine year old* he, like, totally sleighs

Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/

why I'm here

this absurd you can't even go to Manchester and ask for a cob they'll beat you up and cover you in barm cakes

still laughing at this photo whatever they were going for it's come out as Margaret Don't Tell Anyone But I've Sharted

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes

inside you there are two wolves, one who loves lamp and one who despairs of lamp

it was only a few years ago i realised filofax is short for "file of facts", how am i supposed to cope with AI

logged on to see what opinions are happening and I'm sad to report almost all of you are wrong about most things

glad I'm not the agent who has to sell the white house after all this

in your boyfriend's car with his little smelly tree

they should rewrite shaun of the dead so simon pegg wears a fluffy ball and he is sick on a strict prostitute and they turn into cannibals who eat their parents and then it could be a romzompompomvomdommomnomnomcom

listening to tool, i've gone to the tool zone where i nod my head to the music incredibly badly

I heard there was a secret meat With paprika, and spicy heat But you don't really care for sausage Nduja ...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

wikipedia says ~60% of the US population is white, are we measuring white in different ways

trump is like a guy doing an impression of himself but he's done it so long he's forgotten it's an impression and he's transformed into his own caricature

quietly waiting in the corner of the kitchen so I can rearrange the dishwasher after your boyfriend fills it

working on a k pop demon hunters spinoff for dads called fleetwood mac quiet sit down wanters

trump suing the bbc for $10bn which is like three bonekickers

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

it's so bad they're powering their AI with ZX Spectrums

turns out I have ADHD which makes sense given the number of job interviews i've had where they were asking questions and i was thinking about how if i was a burglar in home alone i would have just waited until he left the house to go shopping

love christmas, love the john lewis ads, love the drinks, but most of all i love not abhorring the virgin's womb

people are posting "this is beneath you" at trump in the comments to that post but what is beneath tartarus? i would assume france

can you just release a book covering trump's presidency that calmly explains the events that occured and then shows his posts about them

asked my wife if she wanted to try some roleplay in bed but she'd fallen asleep by the time i'd rolled myself up a dwarf paladin with charisma 3

at this point can he even spell it?

sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from the technology required to change the time on a car clock

failed at a wordle for the first time in 52 days, whatever sex life I had is over

he's making a list he's checking it twice gonna find out who's naughty or nice santa claus is in contravention of the data protection act (2018)

great, it's great you have the money to do this but not a mystery drama, that's terrific, plough on

do you like warhammer do you like space marines cinematically murdering do you like delicious non-AI animation this is for you www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpK4...

pixar lamp bang winnie pooh pixar lamp bang winnie pooh with bulb pixar lamp bang winnie pooh with bulb turned on pixar lamp bang winnie pooh with bulb turned on winnie pooh is enjoying

25 'MOST BLUESKY' POSTS OF 2025 Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?

saw your boyfriend singing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and he really enjoys over-accentuating the "ish" in wish

*bellowing howls about the morning* and in case I don't see you *bellowing howls about the afternoon* *bellowing howls about the evening* and *bellowing howls about the night*

We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.

do I get to keep the little drummer boy "no" so I just get drums

mary: you booked a hotel yet joseph (playing wooden xbox): yeah no i'm on it

TV Show Idea: LOST TIME Marcel Proust is sat in a cafe contemplating a cake when his mordant contemplation on the nature of time is interrupted by a frantic Marty McFly who tells him they have to go back an hour in his winged car to ensure the cake exists

arsene wenger to step in with a bid of 108,000,000,001

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10