This is a great story, and very odd. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

pls enjoy a picture of me on my 3rd birthday with the awesome Van Halen guitar cake my mum made

[watching curling] after 1 min: ugh this is dull 10 min: spin on that stone is off 30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll 1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP

love a bit of curling

gently pulling your trousers up at the knees before sitting

amazing how mandleson kept getting new jobs, he is the infinitely recurring mandlebrot

some genius somewhere had a web page that loaded slowly so they put a little spinny wheel on top and we all just agreed yes, this is entertaining, let the web page load slowly

in stranger things if you have spent a period in the upside down can you deduct that time from gross income

got a cold which is not weird, but, and bear with me, all the snot is in one nostril, yeah that's right things got interesting

"mandelson" is an interesting word, it derives from the medieval "mandelsoner" which describes a long pole sailors would use to remove rotting seaweed from whale anuses

mark bolan sounds so cool and sexy but getting it on then banging a gong then getting it on again is a strange way to make love

working from home and there's a dog across the street that won't stop yapping and I suppose what I'm doing here is looking in advance for permission to kill a dog

it's like the reading festival for people who can't read

in Elon Musk's defence all the people who painted jesus as white also painted helen of troy as white

trying to take epstein seriously as a james bond villain but the spelling in his emails is ruining it, he's like goldfinger except clumsyfinger

weird how trump hasn't responded to the epstein stuff, maybe he only replies to emails

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

MY THERAPIST: Toast with the face of David Frost isn't real, it can't hurt you TOAST WITH THE FACE OF DAVID FROST:

people say coldplay songs aren't about anything but fix you is about owning a fiat

we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell

we're always worried about new technology ruining things but the main tool for defeating ICE has been recording videos on a camera phone

been pronouncing it "anime" all this time when you're supposed to say "anime"

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the second amendment crowd failing completely to say anything about government tyranny on the streets is such a tragic comedy

I see Liz Lemon has started posting on /r/AskHistorians.

When you gotta haunt Donald Sutherland around Venice but you still intend to have fun with it

we're supposed to get 12" of snow tomorrow which is going to lead to me answering all sorts of awkward questions in bed

given trump always seems to have the opinion of the last person he spoke to, how do you think he got the idea of a golden dome

back in the 70s there was huge controversy at a music festival when the bands Cream and The Jam were playing and they had to decide who went on first

SNL: it's too obvious, you can't setup a joke like this writer: it's true to life, they would literally do this SNL: bitch please, there is no way on earth this would happen

trump is like a teenager, you can't understand what they're saying and they're mainly into fucking round the back of iceland

TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy

you're all doing great posts but he won't understand any of them

wind power by country

all sounds like bad news for whatever canada is

this is why you shouldn't have a conference hosted by a dr who villian

fed up of hearing what america and europe has to say about greenland, let's hear from malawi

trump talks like he's just distracting the manager while his mate steals some red stripe

no us soldier, to date, has been killed by a polar bear

northern lights? we call it a bap round these parts you southern bastard

the greatest documentary ever broadcast www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTkF...

your boyfriend's favourite movie stars jared leto

your boyfriend's favorite film doesn't even customize the studio logo to represent the color scheme and style of the movie

the most pressing football question of the moment is: what's with the holes in the socks

the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday

lol what a way to go out

you can probably vibe code a solution

it's only january 15th

watched a bit of traitors, they do not solve mysteries using archeology, firm pass

TV Show Idea: ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY Phil Once is bitten by a radioactive spider which lets him duplicate people. He accidentally makes a copy of Lisa Shy, a girl he tried to chat up. Her memory is wiped during the duplication - does he have the courage to try and get with her again?