Lovely message from @neuroblastomauk.bsky.social thanking Alan Carr. Shared on their X. #CelebrityTraitors

and I was absolutely thrilled with this piece - do read it on Suw's Substack!

Not since 1998 has an entire nation simultaneously banged the table and shouted “oh for fucks sake David” #CelebrityTraitors

Give this very good girl some pets immediately

Seriously considering adopting this approach.

yes, this. It drives me mad when people don't use my actual name. I'm Kate, not Katie.

I have a tiny golden retriever…..!!

BBC: we need your review of The Traitors. Me: *CACKLES AND SCREAMS*

i mean, gilt yields are pretty well behaved for a situation where apparently everyone in the City thinks we're gonna default on.ft.com/43eNFhX

that was BRILLIANT telly and I am wrung out now #CelebrityTraitors

Alan has been AMAZING and I love the other two hugging him #CelebrityTraitors

ohmygodohmygodohmygod #CelebrityTraitors

Absolutely fucking terrible Faithfuls, my God #CelebrityTraitors

OH DAVID YOU TWAT #CelebrityTraitors

HOLY FUCK #CelebrityTraitors

OH DAVID FOR GOD'S SAKE #CelebrityTraitors

Alan is a psychopath #CelebrityTraitors

oh, they're not outside - it's a bit more dramatic with the backdrop of the castle at this final stage. I guess weather #CelebrityTraitors

that's good self-knowledge from Nick. I don't lock in to my first opinion of someone either #CelebrityTraitors

Just squawed so loudly I woke Daphne #CelebrityTraitors

ooooooooooooooh #CelebrityTraitors

COME ON JOE #CelebrityTraitors

Come on, Joe, you've suspected Cat for ages #CelebrityTraitors

Clauda's SKIRT 🤩🤩🤩 #CelebrityTraitors

How much luggage did Alan take to Scotland? He's had about three outfits a day #CelebrityTraitors

it's TIME #CelebrityTraitors

Already in love with Anita Rani's dad #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

Me: *decides it's time to sort a new NAS* Unifi:

never change, Grauniad (but maybe beef up the subbing teams a bit)

Paging @betteridgeslaw.bsky.social

I haven't read any of the books Simon nominates here as the worst books, but I cannot imagine they are worse than the absolutely execrable A Little Life, which is by far the worst book I've ever read. And that includes a Jodi Picoult novel I read for a book club and swore off book clubs after that.

I don't particularly like the US English "lede", but I concede its existence and use case. However, surely we can agree that "lede" is the noun (ie the intro; the top couple of pars of the story), and "lead" is the verb - "The FT is leading on its Nvidia scoop", ie that's what it's splashing on.

I hope this is right because a) nobody wants to pay more income tax, including me and b) I really don't want Labour to score a massive own goal by breaking that manifesto pledge

I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am

BBCOne, you are spoiling us tonight

Good piece from James - worth revisiting, and I tend to agree with @charliebeckett.bsky.social in the post James RTd that it prob makes more sense for creators to do deals with the AI companies. Which creators will of course hate.

This is absolutely fantastic: great reporting, brilliantly presented

This lad is 19 today. Hope I look this good (and “I take no crap”) if I make it into my 90s.

"And now, a Sky News investigation can reveal the platform is boosting right-wing content, extreme content, and politicians Musk favours." No shit, Sherlock. It took you all this time to work that out? news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

Just to be clear, the gag I reposted here was originally posted by @happytoast.co.uk, so giving them the credit bsky.app/profile/happ...

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I have now seen the John Lewis Christmas ad and when I am head of the world, it will be punishable by death to take a certified banger and turn it into a wispy cover version for a John Lewis Christmas ad.

this is a terrific book, btw

The fact Cameron Roh is still in possession of all his teeth is proof positive that Britain is a peaceful country.

me, to <colleague>, several times this past week: DON'T USE GERUNDS IN HEADS AND CROSSHEADS Colleague: **returns third draft of piece WITH A NEW GERUND IN A CROSSHEAD** Seriously considering sending them this photo of Daphne looking exasperated

Filming people without their consent to shame them on your socials is absolutely weapons-grade arsehole behaviour. Even if you don't show their faces. It makes the world that bit worse and compounds the arseholery that you're shaming.

Me: I will quickly order my foundation from the MAC website as doing it online means I will dive in, order, and run out, and not spend ages hovering over the counter trying and buying eyeshadows and stuff I don't really need Also me: orders foundation and four eyeshadows I don't really need

This magpie is now a regular visitor to the fat balls on the buffet. Are magpies like their crow cousins that remember who the good and bad humans are? If so, I am very keen to be on the magpies' good side

Pedestrian crossing basically out of use because of Lime bikes (that gap is not, in fact, a gap). Great work, cheers, etc