"Stop WRIGGLING, human. You are disturbing me."

stupid bastard game

I'm incredibly angry I needed to write a piece about the bizarre stupidity of the Hatzola ambulance ‘false flag’ conspiracy theories, but apparently this is the world we're living in now. Please read & share (including with idiots you see parroting this stuff) www.jewishnews.co.uk/bizarre-stup...

this explains everything

the "Gaza" retweeting scambots are a) incredibly annoying and b) not even trying to look authentic. Same photos, over and over again. @safety.bsky.app, when are you going to get on top of them?

Blimey, that's some hefty hail

lordy, it's cold out there

So much to 🙄 in this, from the catastrophically bad framing of it as "Doge of the left" to the blithe assumption that there's low-hanging waste and fraud waiting to be cut. Reform is imploding on contact with the reality that that is absolutely not the case at all.

I thought this was surprisingly good: it centred "Ryan", and captured well the horrible dynamic of being caught in a controlling, abusive relationship with someone who is grimly and knowingly exploiting a huge imbalance of power. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Good.

Bloody fox. I put a peanut butter dispenser up for the birbs, and the effing fox has taken it

Good morning, everyone. Daphne has cancelled Wednesday.

I'm old enough to have watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon, and I love that we have the science to return humans to the moon. But also I think in the 21st century, this money should be spent on earth, not on some schoolboy dream of moon bases www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...

in shock news, travelling while PM in an increasingly tense world when geopolitical certainties are being upended because there's a fucking maniac in the White House costs money. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I'm watching this evening's #Masterchef and I am torn between being wildly impressed at the detailed work in the food and aghast at the astonishing levels of fiddly pretentious wank. Putting bits of flower on food with tweezers is ludicrous faff, even with three Michelin stars.

Weird choice of photo in the Times for a piece about stupidly expensive coffee in London: this is Kate Moss at the Cafe Flore in Paris, taken apparently in 1993 🤷‍♀️

Very glad to see this www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Rage Rage Against the Dying of the Blog, Do Not Go Gently into That Pivot to Video

once more I am begging those of you who post videos: please also post a transcript so that nobody has to try and scroll through your 18-minute video to find the relevant bit.

This is really good and thoughtful from @stephenkb.bsky.social on how civic-minded and financially secure older people do a lot of below-the-radar work lots of charity/community orgs and institutions going, and the looming problem of less secure younger people who won't be able to pick that up

Big purchase requires big Internet. This is simple math

I don't very often do "look at this cunt" posts, but dear God, some people's brains really are totally fried by antisemitism.

how on earth are you supposed to have 97 tabs open so you can flick back and forth comparing flight times/prices/seating maps on your *phone*, for heaven's sake?

This is a BANGER

If they make an adult Toy Story movie about the lives of sex toys, the main characters would still be named Buzz and Woody

Pspspspspsps

Extremely pedantic point of order: "money is the root of all evil" is a contraction and misrepresentation of the original quote, "love of money is the root of all evil". That's the usual rendition of the Latin "radix malorum est cupiditas", famously used by Chaucer in The Pardoner's Tale.

A curated feed of estate agent listings, so people can roomscroll

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS HALF-ARSED SMART HOME STANDARD

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS LATTICE

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SATA

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PLATEAU

Are there even any routers made in the US??

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SCATTER

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS NATTER

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS HATTER

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER

still doing this BLOODY GAME

This is so beautiful

I have seen *far* too much of this disingenuous garbage today. Come the very fuck on: four ambulances owned and operated by a Jewish community group were torched.

This is such a lovely, clever account - it's almost as lovely as my catflap account, @daphnethecat.com. I wish they'd share their code, though, not least because I'd love to know how they've tapped into the Sure Petcare catflap and its recognition of individual cats as there isn't an official API.

Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱

Hatzola is still operating, ready to serve the whole north London community, regardless of what god they may or may not believe in. “To save a life is to save a world.” www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Always lovely to see this darling old lady getting some sunshine and a spring breeze on her floof 😻

It takes two to Taco

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"SERVICE, human."

I just had a look at my pension fund and 0/10, do not recommend as a Monday morning activity

This is very good from Fraser Nelson frasernelson.substack.com/p/how-jews-a...

Destroying ambulances run by a Jewish group does not make you a good person: it makes you an anti-semite. And wanging on about "but Israel" as you seek to defend destroying ambulances run by a Jewish group similarly makes you an anti-semite.