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What begins as a high-minded attempt to pursue vermiculture and home baking quickly devolves into nothing but cannabis and wanking by March

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

Beast of nurgle is done, I think.

Worth it for the picture rounds alone

Baffling spam. A few hundred what? Just from what alone?

The winners of the Havoc Jam have been chosen! Congratulations to first place winner BONE TO PICK which puts you in the role of horrible skeletons enacting petty revenge from beyond the grave. See all the winners here: itch.io/jam/havoc-en...

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Huge news. Maybe Rascal could interview them about this

let's see how many of these blurbs for DIE RPG Backerkit will let through their quality control net

If Dungeon Crawler Carl is going to rock up to Backerkit, we're determined to at pick at their leavings; we've spun up some cockamamie engagement bait in an attempt to capture some of that crucial "People who might buy things with a 'Dungeon' in the title" crowd www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...

Hi #portfolioday I'm an illustrator maily working in games and narrative art, shedule currently clear so give me a bell if you want some weird monsters or obsessively detailed greenery! portfolio: toadlett.com contact: email is in my profile, please don't dm I can't see it cos I'm UK based.

A new kebab shop has opened up ten minutes' walk from my house and they do four kinds of munch boxes. I'm so excited. I'm gonna spend so much money on decrepit, sweating meats. God willing, this'll be what kills me

"That's heretical!" I think, incensed, and then doubly incensed realising how much I usually enjoy heresy

Wow guess I really got that one wrong huh? Turns out several types of weapon formed against me will prosper. And like, really easily

Beast of Nurgle, who is a foot. Need some more detail on the body but I love how cheery he’s turning out

In the same lane:

Bugs is always saying this

Chris and I are in this! We recorded the pilot episode with Poorna and Valiant and made a game about magical music, one crucial gig, and performing so beautifully you can break into the fae realm and steal all their enchanted hats

Not gonna lie; kinda ran out of time there on the last bit. First two gags are solid though

Sixty years of gaming. One impossibly massive basement. The DIE Metadungeon is six decades of history disguised as a honking great adventure and it's live on Backerkit now! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...

Eight years ago, I saved this passage written by @gshowitt.bsky.social because it was absolutely magical!

I have a plan.

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

In 24 hours, the DIE RPG Metadungeon crowdfunder launches. In 23 hours, we have the livestream launch party where @mytholder.bsky.social, @gshowitt.bsky.social, @exstasisgames.bsky.social and myself gather and GET EXCITED IN A STREAMING FORMAT. Details inside!

the hour-long video we shot for the DIE metadungeon backerkit (live tomorrow!) was entirely unusable. so instead you get three minutes of gentle, low-energy haranguing from me in a dressing gown www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...

Lord of Blights wasn’t big enough for me so I did a bigger one

🫂Friends 🍟Snacks 👩‍🍼Mom's Basement 🧭An ever sprawling pocket dimension through time Everything you need for the 🔻DIE METADUNGEON🔻

Commissions are open! I'm between jobs atm so please consider sharing and buying some art 💖 ✨Email me at [email protected] with a description of what you'd like to get ✨If you don't see what you'd like on the menu just email me and I'll give you a price quote!

Blind bags! Four ninety dollar books! An average pledge of three hundred and fifty fucking dollars! What am I doing with my life

We're doing our own Children of Time! To enter: tag the person to whom we should send your personal effects

My favourite thing about the Warhammer 40,000 musical gag is the way the Sister of Battle looks properly grimy and battered, that there's a holy warrior son

So, apparently I missed Transgender Visibility Day by a few hours, but the full PDF version of You Will Die In This Place is now avaliable. You should be able to access it for free if you previously got the development preview. liz-shrikestudio.itch.io/you-will-die...

Havoc Jam is over! We had 52 entries, which is wild. You can read 'em all here: itch.io/jam/havoc-en... Topics include: - Petty revenge skeletons - Scouts haunted by creatures from campfire stories - Disabled heroes from an alternate dimension - Interstellar punk raves - ONLY TRUST YOUR FISTS

My TTRPG PC’s of 2026 Game: Heart the City Beneath by @gshowitt.bsky.social and Christopher Taylor Character: Seamus Pitchwood (Gnoll, Vermissian Knight) Cause of death: Train going choo choo to hard

Havoc Jam is over! We had 52 entries, which is wild. You can read 'em all here: itch.io/jam/havoc-en... Topics include: - Petty revenge skeletons - Scouts haunted by creatures from campfire stories - Disabled heroes from an alternate dimension - Interstellar punk raves - ONLY TRUST YOUR FISTS

maybe something here I reckon

Skyrim. About time that got a second outing

It was always 3. I’m sorry to have doubted you, 3

this is art

Horn decisions. Thoughts?

When are they gonna do something that IS for the faint hearted? I've been waiting so long.

PIG AT A WEDDING is a one-page TTRPG where you must sneak a pig into a wedding and release it at the most traumatic possible moment. PDF, text-only version, and a largely unrelated dev diary here: www.patreon.com/posts/pig-at...

PIG AT A WEDDING is a one-page TTRPG where you must sneak a pig into a wedding and release it at the most traumatic possible moment. PDF, text-only version, and a largely unrelated dev diary here: www.patreon.com/posts/pig-at...