I'm really proud of LEXICUTIONERS. The gag is that you can physically edit the game you're playing to change the mechanics and fictional world. Can you spot the one-sentence tutorial I put into the game - which is in the preview image - that encourages you to start really fucking up the core text?

this is why my Breath of the Wild cartridge doesn't have a box; I stripped the liner out of it and drew a fake Spelunky cover so my niece would have something to open on Christmas day alongside the digital download

Nate is legitimately one of the best living writers in the UK. No-one can match his absolute mastery of the grotesque. You should hire him to write for you

We'd like to congratulate Nunavut on having the most RRD games per capita. They just received lots of 1pg games for their community centre! Specifically: 🔸3 copies x 6 volumes x 13 games in each = 234 games 🔸Pop. = 36,858 (across Qikiqtaaluk , Kivalliq, Kitikmeot) 🔸That's a game per 157 people!

The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)

I remember chatting to my dad about Corbyn, and he said that I shouldn't believe everything I hear from progressives, that politicians don't deliver what they promise. And I said that if they all don't deliver what they promise why shouldn't I vote for the guy who's at least lying in my direction

I read Borges’ Ficciones when I was twenty one and, having found the ideal book, largely stopped reading books

just couldn't stop myself. one month off. one month off after ten years and then I have to start writing dumb shitpost games

hahaha jk jk... unless?

I've got a new game out this week! It's called EVERYTHING SEXY BATTLE WIZARDS, and it's a one-page mashup made for @gshowitt.bsky.social's One Hundred One Page Games Jam. It's a tables-only game about… pretty much what it says on the tin, I guess itch.io/jam/one-hund...

swear to Christ Cheney died at least four years ago. five? definitely after the monster factory he was in but before covid. not 100% sure this is kosher

It's over. There's no more games to make, no more worlds to conquer. You think you're safe? No. A new phase begins. Playing Games.

let's engage in honourable bloodshed with mama

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

I picked up a copy of the Atlas of Fantastic Worlds, which is fuckin delightful, and want to tell you that the creators have a new KS up now for a similarly collaborative work (available in English too) www.kickstarter.com/projects/144...

Happy birthday goat girl!

blimey, Jump Space is a bit of all right innit

I wrote a newsletter that's also a big spooky mansion, to celebrate Halloween. mailchi.mp/a3befad0b12c...

Happy Halloweekend, I asked everyone for their spooky rpg reccs and they said "fuck off wretch" and "I'm not doing that" Here's the list 🧵

I am the very model of an ancient trunkless leg of stone, My shattered visage lies half buried with a sandy sneering frown, The sculptor carved my arrogance upon these broken lifeless things, My name is Ozymandias, the self-describèd King of Kings!

order my X Files zine 🙈 www.blackdragonpress.co.uk/products/the...

finally sorting out the back pages

joke's on you, I do both of these at the same time, and while it's twice as much effort I can confirm that it barely works at all

You can pre-order royal blood now which is a great time to wheel out the greatest marketing attempt made at RRD

weird to say this but Emma Thompson just became *more* attractive somehow

okay. you can buy the dice now. here you go mailchi.mp/225ba6fa5f3f...

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL is my one hundredth one page game. YOU ARE A GOAT GIRL. It is always your birthday and God Himself could not stop you from doing exactly what you want. PDFs (including text-only) and design commentary here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...

Most elaborate Crash Pandas set up yet

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Part 2 of the KAMPING KITBASH blog is up, featuring: - Nightmarish horse "mask" - Anxious mithering about the nature of art - The gastric endeavour known as: The Broom - Everything you need to run your own kitbash workshop (aside from keen young Belgians) www.patreon.com/posts/141943...

Hey folks I'm an MCM this weekend on table L2 in the artists alley, come find me!!

you had me at "SHIRTLESS ON A ROOFTOP"

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be the funny co-worker

they. keep. asking. for. copy. about. dice

If you look very closely, you can see where I began to struggle to describe brightly-coloured cubes in this copy rowanrookanddecard.com/product/eat-...

I'm into the idea of nihilist bodyhorror dog-coded lesbians piloting nightmare giant robots. I don't know how I'd approach a group about playing it - it's very much not *for* me - but I'm glad it exists anxiousmimicrpgs.itch.io/girl-frame

Absurdly nice cubes. Just some of the best cubes you can get your hands on

genuine pleasure this morning going back and forth with our marketing person @naomithinksit.bsky.social deciding whether or not we can claim that seeing our new beautiful Eat the Reich dice will make you shit yourself or just straight up cum we're entering a bold new era of RRD messaging, friends

This is good stuff! It takes the piss whilst really appreciating the source material. It's funny and it's heartfelt and clever. And it pitches an astartes squad as a gang of Paladins all trying desperately not to break their vows, which is a solid angle

She wears short skirts, she punch it hurts, she's cheer captain and my spine is transverse

Please enjoy OUTRAGEOUSLY ROWDY CHEERLEADERS (or O.R.C.), a dice-stacking game about the 'ardest cheerleaders you ever fuckin seen conjuredcraft.com/en-gbp/produ...

"I get it now, it's about working out the worst thing you can do to Nazis and hoping the dice let you do it" a paraphrased review of @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social 's Eat the Reich

Incredibly pleased that ICHOR-DROWNED will be available as part of the Ways & Means backerkit offerings from @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social - you know, the people who wrote Heart in the first place? What greater honor. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...

also includes my thoughts on Belgian drunk food

This month, instead of a one-page game, I'm writing a (very) long (and often tangential) report on last week's Kamping Kitbash 2025. Part one is live here: www.patreon.com/posts/141368...