Three towel system. from The Beano. Art and script by me.

Every day. Every God dammed day.

I bought the exploding airport fire engine book! In hard back. Found it in a charity shop. Original price £22 but £1 to me. The blurb says it's got a cult of clones in it. Which was a strong selling point. I'm hoping for big and daft but also for it to take itself very seriously...

Detective Noir is romance for men.

Imagine being gay, but so in thrall to money you still willingly run into the Epstein shit storm.

The biggest conspiracy i believe in is the thick slice, medium slice conspiracy. Iceland is always running out of medium sliced bloomers because they don't make enough on purpose. To force you to buy thick slice which have less slices, so you get through a loaf quicker.

Anyone else 100% straight apart from Tom Hiddleston in the Night Manager?

Chekhov's Howitzer states that if a Howitzer is introduced in act one, it should be fired in act two. Chekov's Howitzer was only deployed once, in 1982, during an off Broadway reworking of Death of a Salesman. And never again, due to the massive loss of life...

Reading an old spy thriller called the Tightrope men. I think I've found the most Chekhov's ever. It's near the end, and they've found a nine foot long "punt" shotgun of "Brobdingnagian" proportions. & they've found it on the Russian border! If it doesn't get fired, I'll go off it!

Using AI lowers brain activity. The Government will be giving school kids, who qualify for free school meals, AI teachers. So, the poor kids have AI forced on them, making them thick, insuring that they stay poor. Have I got that right?

Nap Comix #368 This is one of my favourites in a while. Shares appreciated :) Read all the Nap Comix episodes (for free) here: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/na... #napcomix

The best baddies are those who are having a thoroughly good time!

I've seen articles saying men have stopped reading & those that do don't read books by women. I know why I stopped. In 2022, I was slightly brain damaged & it boosted my dyslexia. I've been trying to retrain my brain & get back into it. Choosing a book is difficult. Here's the books in Morrisons-

I watched The Great Flood on Netflix. I really enjoyed the first half. There's a huge flood. A mother & son have to get to the roof of their apartment block or drown. The effects are pretty incredible. The film suffers from one inescapable fact. It can't take an hour & a half to get to the roof..

Reading a book published in 1973.

Harry Hill's new chat show, available only on Youtube is excellent! youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...

Oooo! What a dramatic scene!

Oooo! What a dramatic scene!

Red Sonja is free on Prime. I'm going to watch it.

Cool! Double bill box set! Carlito's Way and Carlito's Way, Rise to Power? Starring Sean, P Diddy, Combs?

Slow Horses.

The script meeting.

Slow Horses.

92 British films came out in 2025.

Women winning fights in film and TV... I like violence in my film & TV. Fighting is exciting. 2025 was the year we achieved protagonist parity. TV & film now have equal male/female protagonists. That means women beating men in fights half the time...

Minestroney Cup-a-soup, please, sweetheart, a double. No croutons.

Do you think there's a high security care home for spies with dementia?

Cringer never wanted to be Battle Cat. He was terrified. Battle Cat was in no way Cringer in disguise. He was a distinct entity. Cringer ceased to be. It must have felt like being thrown into the void.

Aw fuck's sake, Tryin' to write this fuckin' tune, man.

Is there a single child in all the world who has even heard of He-Man? No. No there is not.

Just got back from my time traveling dinosaur safari and you won’t believe how many butterflies I stepped on! Now to take a big sip of water and check on President Harris’s trip to Davos

I think I was slightly brain damaged in 2022. I had a series of Hemiplegic migraines that impaired movement balance and speech for about nine days. Afterwards I was not the same. One symptom that remained for years after was a reduced ability to read... www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...

This is it now. It's not a bit we need to get through. This is it. Until the collapse.

The odds that America has already had its last election are not zero.

I've just taught the Queen how to draw Gnasher!

I've just taught the Queen how to draw Gnasher!

I'm on a train in my posh coat, but it's can't say why.

Well now, this sounds interesting. Clearly very early stages but I think their approach - lower budget, international pitches, multiple writers, telling stories with sophistication and wit - could be the right one for television currently. deadline.com/2026/01/blak...

Bit Beano in Next.

British education in a nutshell

On adaptation outfits. 2012 Dredd outfit was way better than 96 Dredd.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Lara's outfit, or one of them, for the Amazon series has been revealed. Personally I prefer the look of the 2013 reboot (restart?) game, but whatevs. Amazon's outfit looks a bit "Let's not do anything to make the fans grumpy."

"Phew! I'll just rest here a minute before I run the last 2k home."

Boil some potatoes and squash then round a pie tin to make a crust. Coat with oil and cook for about 10 mins. Boil a cauliflower for 15 mins and quarter it. Whisk up 6 eggs (stuff like pepper and peas optional) ... Yeah, I know. Six!

This is astronaut suits these days!?! Does Temu make them?

Nap Comix #364 No, mummy. #napcomix