Homemade concrete tiles for a fire surround I'm yet to make. You know, like how old fires had tiles on either side? Spacers are just for measuring.

Johnny Harris is fantastic in Legends on Netflix. He's all bottled up emotion. He radiates turmoil without showing turmoil... somehow.

Weird. Not at all the vibe i got off of breakfast telly and the news. Hmmmm...

If I had the money, I'd pay to have kept where it is.

My reply about how good a capybara in a Hawaiian shirt looks. 115 likes. My thread on why large infrastructure projects always overrun and go over budget. 8 likes. This is why we're in the state we're in people!

To understand how large-scale infrastructure projects seem to always take longer and cost more, you have to know about sub-contracting... The government wants a thing built. So they ask a tier 1 firm to build it...

Successive government's unshakable faith in the private sector stems, i believe, from career politicians having never worked in the private sector. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

You can tell Legends on Netflix is based on a true story because, if it were made up, Steve Coogan's character wouldn't have a Northern accent.

I've watched loads of Married at First Sight. Because my wife loves it. I'm not surprised by the allegations. You "Marry" then move in together. A two bed apartment. Then, the whole vibe is that eventually, they will consummate the marriage. Not will they? But when?

Duck mums are all, like, "Come on, kids. This way. Up this kerb. Have most of you made it? Good. Okay, let's go! Most of you is fine. There's about 12 of you. Losing 3 of you's is hardly gonna make a dent."

This really is lovely and charming in the nicest way! I've never watched the Avengers, but it seems there's no requirement to have to thoroughly enjoy it.

Wes Streeting reminds me of those times in sitcoms when the character you don't like embarrasses themselves so much you feel sorry for them. We now go live to Wes Streeting's bid for party leader...

Just said hello to my neighbour in Aldi, but she seemed a bit surprised. Then my wife tells me she has a twin. So now there's a 50/50 chance it said hello to a woman i don't know.

Wes Streeting reminds me of those times in sitcoms when the character you don't like embarrasses themselves so much you feel sorry for them. We now go live to Wes Streeting's bid for party leader...

I feel treasonous saying this, but children's comedy today is way better than in the past. I loved the Beano in the 80s, but have you read it lately? It's fifty times funnier now. And the remake of Dangermouse? Way sharper, snappier and more amusing than the original. Try them.

Anyone else, when they're colouring comic strips for the Beano, take a copy of the line art layer, lock it off then do a little Jim Bowen from Bullseye impression and say "That's safe." ? Who's Jim Bowen? What's Bullseye? Never mind. Doesn't matter. Me neither.

AI "assistants" If you're asking something what to do and doing what it tells you to, Who's assisting who?

Are there any experienced comic flatters who work in Clip Studio? It's a requirement to keep the files in Clip Studio format during production (there's been issues with converting file types in the past), so I'm hoping to find someone who can do that. #comiccolorist #comicflatter

GET RID OF STARMER!!! GET RID OF HIM! STARMER OUT! Wes Streeting "I'll do it!" GIVE STARMER A CHANCE!

A lot of people with nothing blaming the fact they got nothing on other people with nothing.

I watched Tron Ares I have thoughts. Legacy was a triumph of style over content and Ares doesn't look anything like as good, because it's mainly in the real world. Having Grid vehicles in the real world was a great idea that didn't work...

Lol Farage on BBC already saying "councils don't have enough money, we can't promise miracles!" coz he knows what an absolutely dogshit job Reform does running a council.

I watched Tron Ares I have thoughts. Legacy was a triumph of style over content and Ares doesn't look anything like as good, because it's mainly in the real world. Having Grid vehicles in the real world was a great idea that didn't work...

Star of stage and screen, Brian Cox makes an appearance in this weeks Beano. Art by @laurahowell.bsky.social script by me

Ideal first date movie.

Star of stage and screen, Brian Cox makes an appearance in this weeks Beano. Art by @laurahowell.bsky.social script by me

Everyone's being dramatic in this weeks Beano. Art by @geogantart.com Script by me

Beano has plenty of drama in this weeks Bash Street Kids. Art by Shannon Gallant Script by me

You can tell the Beano is just a silly kids comic because it has silly bonkers stuff like politicians doing anything for money in it. Nothing like real life. Art by @npbeanocartoonist.bsky.social Script by me

I make a nice pie thing for tea. Her- Is there anything to go with it? Me- There’s that salad in the fridge Her- is that not old? It looks old. I don't trust it. Me- what are you putting it back in the fridge for!? Her- you'll probably have it Me- I'm not having it! It's old! You said! Also me

Farage received a £5 million gift from his friend Christopher Harborne, who wanted nothing in return. That's some friend. For me to give someone five million, I'd have to feel a profound and all-consuming love for them...

Wish a friend of mine would give me five million pounds as a gift for no reason, expecting nothing in return.

Some sort of frittata pie with a smashed new potato crust?

Is this little thing famous? Surely everyone on who walks past it at King Cross must take a picture.

Watching Jumanji The Next Level. The thing in these new Jumanji films where the characters in the game don't look like the characters in real like doesn't work at all in any way. I'm at the start before they go into the game again. I haven't a clue who anyone is.

This disabled dog was spotted while trying to teach a pup with its same problem how to stand up on its own. Original post

On my way back from drawing with kids at Gosh! Comics for free comic book day. We were all sat round drawing and one kid said, "This is the best day of my life."

On the train, so am reminded of this. It's got the line "Can't describe, I only got a C in English" Which is my "Should have sent a poet." From contact.

Me "Are you not doing a mist coat?" My wife...

It’s FREE COMIC BOOK DAY! Come along to grab some free comics and check out our day of events including several kids workshops and a killer signing in the afternoon. We’ll give out 5 free comics in blind bags, free with every purchase (free for kids!)

The habitat on Anthrax island was developed by Miskaonic University for their research in the Antarctic mountains... Wait... what? The Department of Defence has a been it's bonnet about Antarctica, don't ask why. 😃 I'm loving this book.

Im on my way to Gosh! Comics!!!

Bought a new book. I have no idea what it's about. Never heard of the author, but look at the cover! Explosions, helicopter, hot smart chick and a Ford capri!

If you're Kermit typing. i'm Shia clapping for you. But right now i'm monkey pushing laptop.

In this week's Beano there's a right scene. look. it says "a right scene" Art by @npbeanocartoonist.bsky.social script by me

in this weeks Beano.

Just a quick reminder, voting ends TOMORROW for the Glyph Awards FAN AWARD for BEST WORK category. Please consider giving Toddler a vote. Thanks! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

In the early 2000s you could rent a film from blockbuster for £2 (£3.87 in today's money) Now you can rent a film off Amazon for a fiver. Amazon doesn't employ anyone to do that and doesn't rent a shop on the high street and doesn't have to produce a physical copy.