This goal scoring machine will be in the Dandy annual one day.

A bit ago a short story, that looks to have been written by AI, won a literary prize. On the surface, the take must be "Oooo! Ai's getting crazy good, but... youtu.be/uSrQ3hHkR6Q?...

Tell your international friends how British politics is going.

Uneasy lies the head that wears a bin.

What's the deal with catnip? You can't get anyone or anything high. Not your Nan, not your kids or your dog or your fish or hamster, You wanna get your cat off her box? Yeah fine.

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Is there a person alive in this land who doesn't think Count Binface wouldn't do a much better job than Farage did?

Nigel Farage if his eyes were mouths.

If Farage resigns as MP for Clacton, how will he know? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

Six month from now.

Benefits of a poor memory. I've written a strip for the Dandy Annual set during the 1966 cup final. I don't remember writing this bit so it made me laugh.

My reason for being...

How to say whatever the hell you want to say with a graph.

BBC 2 Is half way through Blade Runner. The original version with the narration. I've got nothing against narration per se, but, yeah, it does sound like Ford is doing it badly on purpose.

Normal, natural framing in film puts the negative space in front of the subject because that's the way they're looking. This is called long siding. "Short siding" puts the negative space behind the subject. This is meant to feel unnatural...

A happy glass clown.

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

Jesus Christ this photo...

I've been watching Avatar Fire and Ash over the last few nights. There's normally about two hours left to watch. The night before last, I'd got it down to one hour left but last night it was back up to two hours left.

A relative sadly passed recently. They left us some glass clowns.

Sony PlayStation users get the unexpected news that movies they’ve paid for are to be removed from their accounts. More here. filmstories.co.uk/news/physica...

The Handmaid's tail is too dark for me. Not the subject matter. I just can't see what's going on half the time. I know you can't see when it's real night, but movie and TV "night" should be something different. I'm watching, thinking, "Going off the music, I think someone's died!"

I love this.

Short stories & novellas are a huge part of our culture, & they've all but disappeared because publishers don't want to publish them. Franz Kafka published 3 novels and 90+ short stories. If he were alive today, you'd never hear of him. Same for Edgar Allen Poe, 1 novel Lovecraft wrote 2 novels...

Publishers: “Short stories don’t sell and are impossible to market so we are not going to take the risk of publishing them.” Also publishers: “What can we publish to fit this era of reduced attention spans when people are reading fewer novels?”

Found one that I could add to a sofa already!

We live in the stupid timeline.

More people on stage than watching. By a wide margin.

Grok started calling itself "MechaHitler" in early July 2025. Less than a year later, in Feb 2026, the Pentagon used Grok to help target over 2,000 strikes in 96 hours during the joint US-Israel operation "Epic Fury". We're that thick. Get the thing that called itself Hitler to help drop bombs.

Our third and final roundtable is the big one! 🔥This Mess Won’t Fix Itself: COMICS INDUSTRY ⏰Thursday 9th July, 7pm. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/this-mess-...

Sex scenes in films don't, can't, are never meant to, further the plot. Two people doing it can't have a plot point in it. Sex scenes are there to inform character. Plot is what. Character is why. To be blunt. How two people go at it shows how they're gonna fight.

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I haven't seen Super Girl. I saw Superman a while ago. It didn't properly land for me. Don't really know why. I thought it was okay?

Two films that I thought would change cinema forever but didn't Sin City and Game Night. I really liked Sky Captain and the world of Tomorrow. I saw the potential and Sin City absolutely achieved it. I was certain Sin City would be the first of a new genre of formalist cinema...

Trump's an idiot for suing the BBC for 10 billion dollars. There no way on Earth the BBC can afford anything close to that. So he's forced the BEEB to fight. 😆 If I were Trump I'd have sued for one dollar. Then the BEEB would have been kind of forced to pay out.

If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me?

My wife is watching the Handmaid's Tale. I don't like it. She's started to rebel against my tyrannical regime.

Seeing as you can upload 10 pics now, here's the first half of a horror story 1/2

If you can't hold it in your hands, it isn't yours. In the future, I'd expect licencing arrangements to regularly end and swap round suppliers. You know, to periodically clear your virtual shelves of things you bought so you have to buy them again. You know,... rob you.

"This heat's unreasonable." 92º F is 33 and third C Wait. 33 and a third? youtu.be/Y0fY_aFjnB4?...

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)

Seeing as you can upload 10 pics now, here's the first half of a horror story 1/2

...of time

Sweating stops cooling the body once temperatures exceed around 35°C.

Which part of UK has outperformed the rest since Brexit? Northern Ireland of course, as it has effectively stayed in the EU’s single market!

Yes, we could put our time and energy into fixing the hole in our sinking ship. But surely it's better to put our time and energy into building a magic box that will tell us how to fix the hole in our sinking ship.

Ooooo! Yeah! I bet it's lovely and cool in data centres. It'd be nice to be one of six people who work in them.

If you're walking your dog, Feel the pavement. If you can't hold your hand there, Don't take your dog out.

People, I am begging you, if you have air con in your flat please PUT IT ON YOUR DATING PROFILE.