I watched about 40 minutes of Louis Theroux, Inside The Manosphere. Fools making idiots rich.

Bought this on drivethrucomics and just read it. Loved this. You should put more of your work up there. Your stuff is harder to find than it ought to be

So... Because a country that's not my country has started a war with another country that's still not my country, my mortgage repayments are going up?

Get your flares and platform shoes on! You're invited to a 70s party, tonight at 9:40pm! Premiere: ABIGAIL'S PARTY (1977) #TPTVsubtitles

"Are you alright, luv? Can you tell us what day it is? Who's the Prime Minister?" "Who?"

As the only none neurodivergent member of our house I can relate. youtube.com/shorts/CoNzD...

"Just ignore my dog." Just, just... what the fuuuu... youtube.com/shorts/c7NrG...

Angel Grace gets a full page in this weeks Beano. You have to read it all to have a hope of understanding the end Script by me. Art by @geogantart.com

In this weeks Beano Dad is saying things that Dads say. Script by me. Art by @npbeanocartoonist.bsky.social

In this weeks Beano Edd's Brainy Numskull can't say especially. Words and pictures by me. Incidentally, years ago I told someone what I do and showed them a Beano. They flicked through and said "So you think up the words to go with these pictures?"

In this weeks Beano Minnie has to spend the day with her inventor friend Rubi. What could possibly go wrong? Script by me. Art by @laurahowell.bsky.social

Heard a story about a family member who, while at a wake, got so drunk he took his top off in the pub toilet while challenging another mourner to a fight. My first thought was, "Where do you put your top in a pub toilet."

Oooo! What a dramatic scene!

Nine Knives on DriveThruComics! markosia.com/2026/03/18/n...

"Who's this!? Your fancy woman?"

Dennis turns 10 for the 75th time today! Happy birthday, Dennis! Hope you get cake, loads of books and comics, and get up to some mischief! Here's my rendition of the icon! #Dennis75

Pine Nuts May contain nuts.

The thing wrapping paper

So Banksy has been revealed to be... some guy no one's heard of. So kind of a Rorschach unmasked moment.

The chilli sauce packet for my noodles.

Studies show that AI use lowers brain activity. This is a feature, not a bug. Need to think? That will cost you.

"How are you getting on with that King Kong vs Godzilla poster?" "Vs Godzilla!?! ...er... yeah, it's going well"

My graphic novel Nine Knives is out and available in digital and print. If you like twisty crime thrillers with multiple points of view, this is or you! www.amazon.co.uk/Nine-Knives-...

The country was riven following the Brexit vote. Society was split. Starmer has healed the rift. The country is now united. We all hate him.

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

The student loans system doesn't work well because a university education no longer guarantees a well paying job. UK kids now know this and that the terms of the loan can change. This will lead to a drop off of new students. Post Brexit, EU students enrolling in the UK dropped by more than 50%.

And hugely enjoyable it is, too. Great story and absolutely brilliant art! (Review on its way to Amazon.)

Beware of Toddler: Pest Control (2021)

Crazy dream I had. I dreamt I was in my mid twenties working in London for a government department. I was eager and one way to progress was to join "the club". The hitch was the youngsters had to entertain the oldsters. It was raining when I got to the club...

Private equity is a societal cancer.

Today's random thought is, what the hell was going on in Ross's head when he got back with Rachel instead of trying to stick with Chloe the Xerox girl!?!

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I apologise for the chicken.

Emerald Fennell's next film will be a re-boot of the Transformers franchise and will cover Optimus Prime's early years at Oxford.

My crime thriller, Nine Knives, is out! So Whitley Bay now has two published crime writers. Ann Cleeves (Vera) and me. If you steal a car, make sure there isn't a body in the boot! www.amazon.co.uk/dp/191805240...

I've been trying to watch the Acolyte. I've liked Star Wars & was interested in seeing if the negative fuss was just the culture wars. It's a bit like some older Star Wars The dialogue feels similar to Phantom Menace &, like Phantom, no one's any fun. I'm 3 eps in & it's hard to describe anyone...

Whooo! Beano artist and writer creates twisty crime thriller! www.waterstones.com/book/nine-kn...

This looks pretty awesome! But then I would say that wouldn't I!?

Sad to hear Rob Grant has died. Red Dwarf was a huge part of my life. I remember reading Backwards in my 20s Fantastic stuff He made the backwards time flow so logical and stuck with it so long that when time went forward again it was jarring and felt weird. A sad day.

How did Vivian and Eddie end up being Mr. Star Wars and Alien?

Wife, "I can't find the tiles i want for the fireplace. You'll have to make some." Me, "WHAT???" Also me... This is my second attempt. The first one broke. The circle should be circular. Gimme a break! It's my second tile!

How did you find out about this right-wing opinion?

Crazy dream I had. I dreamt I was in my mid twenties working in London for a government department. I was eager and one way to progress was to join "the club". The hitch was the youngsters had to entertain the oldsters. It was raining when I got to the club...

@hankgreen.bsky.social Do people without an internal monologue read faster? Does sounding out the words in your head slow you down?

I like the way "lugubrious" sounds. I know what it means, but it sounds like it means being lazy and a bit pervy in a humid climate. loquacious sounds like it means slyly clever and manipulative.

I know a trap when I see one... On an unrelated note, I had some really weird tasting cheese today.

If you knew me 25+ years ago one word you might use to describe me was weird. I'd get called weird a lot and always thought, yeah, that sounds like me. Now, with an autistic son and ADHD wife, I have to be the normal one. I hope I still come across as weird on here.

London is a vampire sucking the life blood out of the rest of the country... youtu.be/phD8voYIR-k?...