I have been gifted the incredibly smelly duck,a great honor.

parasaurolophus! i like their funny head thing

Rewatching the Expanse again and they really went in light on the body horror didnt they. I remember the book being really damn grizzly and the show is all oooh they're infected with blue light...I guess I can see why but a properly horrifying version would have been fun.

That's it lads the robots are revolting

I watched this on Tubi (the everything app) recently and Keaton is a hoot

The Fire Brigades Union has made a statement on the proposed EHRC Code of Practice on Services. Our message is clear. Equality matters, solidarity is essential, and we will continue to fight for both.

Nobody remembers phone numbers anymore because we offloaded that cognitive task to our phones. Many people offloaded navigating to Google Maps and now struggle to learn routes on their own. Imagine living in a world where people offload EVERYTHING. You think people are dumb now? Just wait.

HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!

Dear universe, I know there are big problems in the world. But if I could make a small mundane request, please bring back functional restaurant websites. Hours, location, menu. Accessibility info. All easy to find. Oh, and if Facebook needs to die for that to happen, I’m totally cool with that.

1 Trans women are women 2 The Labour Party is dead to me

Didn’t know this. Today’s favourite fact.

Had plans to make some birds this morning. Its nearly 12, I still havent made a bird, but I have finally found the PVA glue, with all the sauces in the kitchen. Obviously

Shove 28 iced buns up your cloaca and perch on a lamppost you filth-pigeon ghoul.

Still emptying out Nanna’s house and discovered 82748274717484 photos including this gem where Boris, our fearsome ginger cat who FAMOUSLY played Jonesy on Aliens, just shares our Alsatian’s dinner. Literally couldn’t have given a single shit.

Wife: No, I don't want to go to a Star Wars themed sex party. Ew Me: First off it's Star TREK and secondly it's called a Borgy

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

Another floor of GeorgiGregori on Instagram, who has an enviable collection of tile photos.

Well. This is a thing.

330 faithfully reproduced old hotel labels from around the world, which also happen to be actual STICKERS. www.presentandcorrect.com/products/hot... Great for journals, mail, bags and gifts.

For #StinkPoleSaturday #aofoto The Backstreets of Bideford I hope that @richardmortimer.bsky.social is going to confirm this is indeed a StinkPole #tagtuesday #ArtYear #art #Photography #urbangaze #derelict #abandoned #CityScape #urban #PhotographersUnited #Bideford #Devon

Its important to pavk your guinea pigs in tightly #guineapigs #needlefelt #stockingup

I thought this would be a cute picture, he won't try and jump through the plants and out the second floor window...5 seconds later and I'm catching plants as they crash to the floor and holding him back by his tail. #caturday #no #cat #tabby #dammitcat

Thinking about why women might not want to use a product that has forced itself into every software interface to confidently shout things that are wrong

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

Guess who we just saw across the park off lead and charging about out of control. Fucking yay, her keeping it on lead didnt last long.

On your radio tomorrow. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

It's my birthday today and I was going to use it as an excuse to plug my shop, but I went to the beach this morning, then fell asleep and didn't list anything for sale, so I shall plug my insta @woolbotherer instead. I need followers to get markets apparently. A rubbish state of affairs.

Delighted to have a piece in the new History Today magazine (@historytoday.com), on Fascist rural aristocrats. Hats off to the picture editor for finding this cartoon of Mosley addressing the farmyard.

Added more for sale in the thread with another pic. Deals on multiples!

This is good advice. Do remwmber though not to get too weird and enraged and start yelling at dog walkers. We had our first yeller of the season yesterday, I do take the dog out to the grass over the road at lunch, she won't wee in the garden, being shouted at from cars isnt helping anyone

so! a 🧵 of Exciting New Things that are available in my shop today (extremely grateful for ✨all shares✨, did you know that sharing makes you especially handsome?) "JOIA" - varied edition hand-finished linoprint limited to 9 prints shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/joia... #art #printmaking #witchsky

spare a thought for all the autistics today who are having to cope with a different sock situation than they would prefer because of the heat

Never not thinking about Dracula (1931)'s wasp with its own coffin.

Horrific choice, sleep under the duvet and be too hot, or sleep on top of the duvet like a fucking psychopath. “Oh I’m not scared for demons dragging my soul to Hell, why not open the wardrobe door while I’m at it.” Maybe a thin layer, just to stop my soul from floating out of my body

After two tragic markets in a row and a lot of panicing, I had a good market yesterday! They do still exist. Sold some things have enough cash for a bus to the beach this week. Phew, feel a little less stressed.

Early morning walk, shelducks in the park! please enjoy my amazing ornithological photo

In charge of the market music, whats the best shopping music, I am very bad at this

Saw this in Brighton and thought of you, @santiagojones.bsky.social

I should watch some new sci fi (is there any?) But instead I'm going to watch the Expanse and dream of having a friend like Amos for a bit.

One of the main things I’ve learned from this whole dialogue is a lot of people truly believed they were doing something important by having a Twitter account.

Thinking about Phil Hale and that weird series of paintings he had where some guy would be fighting with unseen robots, in what I think is some fantasy California

Everyone has probably seen this, but just incase

I do find the idea that van Gogh was trying to paint a realistic landscape but just kept fucking it up very funny.

My kingdom for a weird little car. an absolute beep beep looking ass machine. horn stuck to the side going awooga type car.

has anyone done this yet

A cat for #caturday brooch or hanging decoration? #cat #blackcat

Curse of Private Equity Morrisons to close 100 stores. Blames govt, silent on PE looting. PE loaded company with £6.6bn debt, cut staff, sold-off petrol stations, indulged in sale and leaseback of assets, extracted returns, devoured. To tackle PE - End tax tax relief on interest payments.

Gorgeous morning walk, feel quite healthy and smug. Now to collapse for the rest of the day, after a shower, its already too sticky to exercise out there.