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Merry Christmas, I bring the gift of melody. And mouth sounds. There's a bit in the middle where I swallow a hair. Kept going though. Show must go on. soundclick.com/share.cfm?id...

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is a Christmas movie. Might watch that tonight.

Maybe you weren’t being abandoned. Maybe you were being released.

We're doing 'Xmas day' with presents and a roast dinner for the kids tomorrow, and then they'll have Xmas day with their mum while we drive to my sister's house and see my family.

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If you haven't listened to this, go and give it a listen. Justin is knowledgeable and engaging (just as he is in person - I always wish we had more time for our catch-ups when I'm in Swansea 💖)

Turns out the best defence against charges of animal cruelty is to say "we'll kill 20,000 dogs".

Matthew Bowles works for the IEA. Funded by the fossil fuel industry, gambling and tobacco. Times up. Merry Christmas! Join.greenparty.org.uk

how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

Tis the season to watch Batman Returns while wrapping my partner's presents

That's Die Hard done for another year, then.

Put some tiny lights on the Lego tree

Nights are getting longer, soon be Wimbledon

Do███d ███mp is in the Epstei█ files█

Happy solstice, everyone

When you accidentally bump the toothpaste onto your top lip instead of putting your toothbrush into your mouth like a normal person

fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man

When you accidentally bump the toothpaste onto your top lip instead of putting your toothbrush into your mouth like a normal person

Hammond and Clarkson must be gutted

We got a motion-sensitive light for the food cupboard and now I guess it's haunted.

shout out to all retail staff today (and the rest of this week) 💪🏻 🙏🏻

And the books are quite bad anyway.

'Tells pop's neverending story brilliantly' DAVID QUANTICK 'Like a treasure chest of pop riches' SAMIRA AHMED 'Reminded me how much I loved the 80s' GIDEON COE 'A delightful, curious compendium' JUDE ROGERS ‘Downright unputdownable’ IAN WADE 'Invaluable for pop fans & pop historians’ DAVID STUBBS

*extremely Cliff Richard voice* She's just a cello woman

Organisations like the Trussell Trust do such great work because successive governments have let people down. Here’s a quick way you can help… www.trussell.org.uk/winter-ppc?/...

"You think David Williams is a wrongun?" "If you were to ask me on a Monday, I'd say yeees. If you were to ask me on a Tuesday.." Etc. This. For years.

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

That headline.

I'm so fucking bored of flu now.

Would you like to buy a copy of #IntoTheGroove signed by me for Christmas? If the recipient lives in the UK, and it's before Sat 20 Dec, either email me at [email protected] or Cover to Cover Bookshop in Mumbles, Swansea at [email protected]. And we'll take it from there!

Hopefully this flu starts to properly fuck off tomorrow

On BBC Sounds now, from 1 hr and 3 mins in (after Sampa the Great): www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... #IntoTheGroove

Stop equating muslims with terrorism. Stop equating Jews with the crimes of Israel. Stop equating trans people or black people or travellers or gay people with goodness knows what fucking else. Just fucking stop. Just fucking stop.

Hate don’t keep you warm. www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...

On @bbc6music.bsky.social this afternoon at (apparently) around 2pm, chatting to @craigcharles.bsky.social about my recently published book, #IntoTheGroove.

The news at the end of last week was awful and the news this weekend was awful the news at the start of this week is awful and I just want one day where things aren't awful for people.

Happy Todger Strunk day to those who celebrate.

only if you continue to report on politics like you’re hosting Big Brother’s Little Brother

Used to be a great independent video game shop here in Gloucester

"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.

Every time I mention Linehan I have to pay my "mentioning Linehan" tax by reposting this. bsky.app/profile/paul...

Glinner: In my tv show, I invented the Enemies List, as an indicator of a deeply unlikeable character. Also Glinner: At long last, I have created the Enemies List, from the classic comedy series Father Ted

It only took ten years for a dedicated bunch of well-connected weirdoes to get the entire UK elite to unite against a tiny minority of the population that they previously barely noticed. The few to resist, like Robin Ince, deserve our lasting gratitude and respect.

Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people

Taking the kids to a breakfast with Santa at the local rugby club