Sadly I am allergic to something in hot dogs. But shellfish is just a no. They've spent their entire evolutionary life growing their bones on the OUTSIDE! That's a sign lads! And what even IS that mush inside crabs? Brown "meat"??? Anything with a shell, no!

Laughing so much at this, thank you @bluesnowflake.bsky.social xxx

Since PTSD is being invoked to excuse any and all abuse and misconduct, let us acknowledge where it is most common. .... From my book Recollections of My Nonexistence.

Reform UK’s #Makerfield Candidate Rob Kenyon can’t answer a simple question. This isn’t new politics, it’s dodging any fair scrutiny. Share far and wide!

I tried to play this video but it literally made Lupin cry

"Grandpa, what did it feel like living through the 2020s?"

What an extraordinary photo

Back from vets with Min. More ketamin more buprenorphine. On we go until the Reaper comes calling

Just nearly evicerated middle child for unacceptable comments. I might be a cripple but I'm still the boss around here 🤬

@welshgasdoc.bsky.social really genuinely pleased to see you 💗

Starmer at his most prime ministerial

Rioters, not protestors.

@drmikefarquhar.bsky.social hello Mike! Great to find you on here! How are you? Xxxx

@trishaelliott.bsky.social hello Trish! I am so pleased to find you on here! How are you? Xxxx

@doctoramc.bsky.social Andy! I am SO pleased to see you! I thought i had lost you forever 💔 I have also followed @welshgasdoc.bsky.social too, so very lovely to find him too! I am not expecting him to follow me back though tbh, cos he's all fancy and has millions of followers;-) How are you?! Xxx

Life goals

There are wild peacocks in ##TheVillage Someone in a big new house got some, and then realised what a pain they can be. He tried to get rid of them but some escaped into the woods. I caught them singing once on Merlin I will see if I can find the screenshot

I honestly don't know why this is so hard for some people to understand. Do they not think, not ever, that we would actually choose to live such small lives?

Nice to see through you, to see through you, nice!

I have just sent Mum to the corner shop, basically to see if she can do it. I feel exactly like I did when my firstborn walked to school on her own for the first time 😱

"Did you ever, in your puff, see such a perfect perisher"

The grass under the tree where my betrothed lives. I am staying another day because Mum is still a bit shaken. Then I have to go home tomorrow because Min has another one of those "is it time yet" visits to the kind vet 💔

Show me the pufflings 🙏

2 June 1934 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Jacob Louis Halle was born in Amsterdam. In August 1942 he was deported to #Auschwitz with his parents Leopold & Johanna and brother Robert. The mother & boys were murdered after selection in a gas chamber. The father perished some weeks later.

Please God let this be true

Surely the time has come for more of us to be a bit more assertive about MPs, councilors, journalists, blueskyers and mutuals who are still on/boosting Twitter? X is controlled by a crazed billionaire attempting to foment a civil war. This is what is meant by tolerating intolerance.

What an extraordinary, beautiful thing

He knew once more, at last, after this long, bitter, wasted time, who he was and where he was. But where he must go in the years to come, that he could not see; and he feared to see it.

With his fingernails.

Happy Pride, Y'all!!

This is priceless! The Strait of Hormuz helpline...

I haven't listened to this yet, but I am endlessly fascinated by language. My dog and I live together 24/7, she has, after 12 years together, the most extraordinary vocabulary. I have to spell out words when she's there. Ironically this is mostly to Ruth, who has profound dyslexia! :-)

A TL without the orange cnut

Well this breaks my heart. My Irish lineage is just a generation away from an Irish passport. But I am more distressed by this GP's entirely reasonable fears about this country. Dear God what have we become

URGENT CONTENT

Deliveroo is about to enter ##TheVillage There may be crowds. Possibly with pitchforks

Monday 1st June 2026: I have been closed for 89 days, 11 hours and 25 minutes There are 341 vessels waiting to cross me

Before I came over to help mum i sent a deliveroo Waitrose delivery over to mum's house. I can't walk as far as the local shop, and mum is still recovering. I have to pop home tomorrow so I am trying to do another one, this time with mum. Mother of God give me the strength 😖

If only the path forward was always so beautifully lit and obvious. Yes, I’m speaking metaphorically and literally 😀☀️🌲 I wish you all the day you want and need 🩵✌️ #trails #trees #forest #nature

Yes we are.

“And it was just over there that Michael Hordern was chased by a weird cunt in a blanket.”

I am staying with my mum because she had a collapse on Friday (the heat, she's fine thank God) She is quite surprisingly horrid to me, whereas my brothers are the perfect men. I doubt that I am alone

There is a Wren who lives in the rose bush that intertwines with the ancient apple tree in dad's garden. His song is unspeakably beautiful. He has asked for my hand in marriage I have, of course accepted He brought me this as a sign of our betrothal

The failure of some people who don’t get that being Jewish means you don’t agree with everything the Israeli government does is quite staggering. The ignorance is almost wilful. Almost.

Once more for the bigots and stupids. Jewish people are no more responsible for the actions of the Israeli government than Muslims are for the actions of Hamas.

My mum collapsed and fell in town yesterday. My brother and I are obviously out of our minds with worry - she lives alone -quite isolated. My mum's reaction: youtu.be/PAqLyvdtGtI?...

Lovely Magpie I have had him since 2015. He thought Min was his mum because he was a 4 week old rescue. Then he was a great foster father to the others, Swift and Erwin. He knows I am sad, if not why

It’s a stupidly high bar but I believe this to be Craig Brown’s finest work

For shame Southern Water, for shame #Kent

From my da #Spéirghorm