another for @b3ta.com Cartoon Music challenge

Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard https://theonion.com/trump-wakes-from-beautiful-dream-kissing-underage-girl-to-find-face-being-licked-by-st-bernard/

Mock Tudor while you can. He won’t be in the country much longer.

Robin Askwith is suing

If you know anyone who’s dreading putting together their wedding speech - send them my way! www.mathew-owen.co.uk If you can re-post this I’d really appreciate it 👍

Beautiful morning for a #Parkrun #RunningPunks #vrc

A Burst Glass Dicket do Doddingham Please

Edgar Wright made the trailer, here’s the poster

Hard colours to carry off, but executed immaculately.

Curaçao's change strip for their first ever World Cup is so very beautiful.

What’s going on with Clegg’s barnet? Is he going for posh Notting Hill fop? Hugh Can’t.

Two Princes. I’m ready to confess to being Jack the Ripper just typing it.

This should end his career. This should end his career. This should end his career. (It most probably won't.)

Garden visitors

Nicked this from someone who doesn't alt text

Can’t help thinking that the Trump administration helped with the concept for this restaurant.

Search your camera roll for ‘Hell’

I’d give it a few minutes, I’ve just unblocked the Straits of Hormuz.

When you’re listening to the football and McGinn and Maguire clash… m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJS8...

Been to an exhibition today about the indie club night that ran in PBO in the late-80s - early-2000s. My wife and I spent loads of our Saturdays there so super-pertinent to us. Nightlife is definitely v different these days.

Spring has sprung in PBO

Could we put the oil on the blockchain? @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Today, the Academy announced its final lineup of presenters alongside one truly earth-shattering revelation: Comedian, actor, musician, and vocal maestro Matt Berry will be this year’s announcer.

BET LYNCH MOB www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I always knew this movie was basically a documentary

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

Do these count as Great British animals?

Edwin Díaz’s entrance *in Puerto Rico* is one of the most electric moments I’ve ever witnessed in sports.

Who knew Tobias Funke was the role model for all those Rangers fans?

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it. The Fargo Woodchippers.

Imagine the irony of a US President accusing the UK of being late to join an armed conflict. Just imagine it. Oh.

43

The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai

Played it earlier

This is like calling Fred Durst when your music festival is already on fire.

What the fuck is this shit?

37

45

More headlines like this please

Have a lovely day, everyone.

Tell if someone’s an ass-guy (gender neutral) by holding a buttock up under their chin.

Did.. Did the Music Factory go out of business?

Once again I implore Nigel Farage to consider what he's said to the Mail on Sunday. Then to find a physical copy of it, with all the supplements, then to roll it up very very tightly and push it completely up his racist arse.

I deeply resent “working class” being taken by much of our political/media class to mean “mostly racist”.

"Everything is politics...You don't get to make art in a fascist state" CMAT delivering, mar is gnách. 👏 (Same goes for sport btw) #Speirgorm

Leeds fans. Shitheads. #MOTD

You see, war isn't *all* bad