Getting ready for my first post-cancer half marathon tomorrow. Anyone else doing the Great Eastern Run? #RunningPunks #JogDivision

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film: 1) snow 2) bearded men concealing surprises 3) compulsory party games 4) introverts shunning group activities 5) digestive issues 6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms 7) knitwear

Unsolicited Fika Pika

If the Norwegians had a sense of humour, they'd give Obama a second peace prize today.

Vladdy Jr. with his best Big Papi impression 😂🔊 📹: @MLBONFOX

Have the Cubs announced what they plan to do about their roster if they come back all the way and beat Milwaukee? Because both NLCS Game2 and Charlie Kirk's birthday are October 14 and that's obviously gonna create some problems for them.

Lot going on here. A LOT going on.

Congratulations @tim-burgess.bsky.social

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

GUYS, I POSTED THIS THREE WEEKS AGO WHEN DANNY KRUGER DEFECTED. AND NOW...

"Hello Wiggy, have you been having a nice time?" "Yes, Gobert, I've Geen Grinking Gots of Geer and Geing a Git Gascist." "Good for you, I'm going to shit out a lot of Far Right clichés & run down the judicial system to prepare for leadership." "Ge-ing a Gunt as usual, then."

Beautiful work, #BlueJays. Two more like that please.

🔴NEW🔴 Thread 🧵 @bylinetimes.bsky.social can now reveal that, during the crucial period when convicted Reform leader Nathan Gill was most active, working directly with Russian President Vladimir Putin’s most senior ally in Ukraine, he was also one of Nigel Farage’s closest confidantes 1/12

Meet Putin’s new power couple.

Last long run before the Great Eastern Run in Peterborough next weekend. #RunningPunks #JogDivision #vrc

Haha hahahaha breathes hahahaha

😂😂😂 Yeah this is going to go down well #2025RyderCup #TeamEurope #BigRory

This only happens to you once

The British Museum is to launch its own Met Gala.

Norway is stunning

this is an extraordinary canary in the coal mine

"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"

Get to fuck, Liz Truss

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Somebody put this ugly fucking thing in our view

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

If you see this, post with a concert picture you took

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If you see this, quote with a concert picture you took

View from the next hotel

It is possible to cherish the BBC as an institution while also saying that BBC News is failing very badly, day after day, in its duty to inform and that it always fails in a right-wing direction. It desperately needs to recover its integrity

WARNING: Filming of Billie Jean promo in progress

BBC push alert tomorrow: ‘The Rapture is here. Why this could be good news for Reform UK’

Reform is racist. Let’s just say it. Loudly and often. They’re racist. Don’t take them on on how they plan to fund their nonsense. They don’t care. They don’t say it because they’ve worked it out. They say it for headlines and for voters who want prejudice as policy. They’re racist. They’re failure.

Fucks hake.

Anyone shocked that Reform plan to deport immigrants with Indefinite Leave to Remain hasn’t been paying attention. Next it will be stripping citizenship from dual citizens, then deporting them. Who do you think Reform are? This. This is who they are.

View from the hotel

I was right.

Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke. Russell Brand New Heavies. Utterly vile.

Novocaine for the sole

Longest run since cancer. Now for a holiday. #RunningPunks #JogDivision

Disney didn't watch Andor

come on Disney, what are you, man or mouse

I want my country back … from those who profit as public transport is run into the ground , those who get rewards for putting shit in the sea, those financiers and bankers who will destabilise a country for a quick buck, basically everyone Farage will stand up for if he wins an election

"DOCTOR SCOTT!" "JANET!" "BRAD!" "DOCTOR SCOTT!" "JANET!" "BRAD!" "ROCKY!"

#NowPlaying #Vinyl Joy Division 7” single - Love Will Tear Us Apart

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