Now that we can successfully bully Disney, it's time for Mickey and Minnie to fuck.

Delighted that I can revert to having no interest in Jimmy Kimmel.

Probably has more to do with the actor who played the main character dying in 1998.

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people" -Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

Deporting people who have legally earned the right to be in the country is unforgivably repugnant, and a sliver away from the full white supremacist project that drives many in Reform UK. Watch that mask slipping, remember it, and don't allow them to normalise this.

It’s incredibly obvious that the social settlement these people believe is fair (i.e. them at the top) can’t really be met by low immigration. It’s a caste system they want.

Good to see these tributes to Roy 'Spook' Jay.

Come on then, you big bastard.

Going to Alton Towers tomorrow. Might be the perfect weekend day. School holidays finished a couple of weeks ago, the Halloween bollocks starts next weekend, it has lobbed it down all day today and the forecast is quite chilly for tomorrow.

This was a great joke.

Everyone quoting this is pretending to love something cool rather than the one truly slighted by being left off the list - 'Allo 'Allo.

195 episodes of bluey, and not one single use of the c-word, which makes me think it’s not *really* australian

If the left had truly decamped to Bluesky, there would now be 463 different breakaway Blueskys.

Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning absolutely smashes the world record for exposition.

Having a child go to secondary school is amazing if you like having to continually download apps and work out the problems with login details.

Putting together an hour of respectful footage without him saying anything was pretty difficult, hey?

You spend around a third of your life in bed. Invest in good quality bedsheets and a comfortable mattress.

Every writer has days where they inexplicably can't stop using one word. Today, I have had to go through and take 'meanwhile' out of a 900 word article, about seven times.

Who's going to be the first talk show host to be fired for saying they're ambivalent about Sydney Sweeney's tits?

Still refusing to engage with the Making Tax Digital thing. Important to delay the enormous amount of pointless pain as long as possible.

We're still in the first year of Trump's second presidency, should anyone still be under the delusion that there will be free and fair elections in 2028.

This new Teletubbies opening sequence looks rubbish.

Why do I suspect that, several times in discussion over what the party name should be, "The Zarah Sultana Party" has been suggested?

The far right has stumbled across a series of reputation-washing gambits - free speech, putting up flags, wanting to debate - that the media has routinely fallen for. The attitude should be "no, we've seen your other stuff. You're not the one who gets the platform to make this argument".

I can see people arguing about Deliveroo, and I feel an important point is that it is nice to have tasty food delivered to your house.

If there are a series of Tory > Reform defections, I think we might see a few surprises in where the Conservative voters go. Because if they realise their own party is a dead duck, they might not necessarily follow the MPs to Reform.

Pretending to care about free speech was an excellent ruse for the right, but can we all agree not to fall for it any more?

Would like to see this done, but with "is your local councillor a Lib Dem?"

Big day for those people who claim to care so much about free speech. To the rescue, lads!

"Why does Noddy wear a bell on his hat?"

The major problem for Labour is that the public votes either for or against something. It has offered very little to vote for and hasn't positioned itself as obviously against what Reform stands for.

My expectations in life have dropped so much that my bucket list consists of opening a program or web page without having to close several boxes asking me if I'd like to use some AI bollocks.

H has bodegas. Why has nowhere else thought of bodegas?

I worry that loser young males are getting into far right conspiracism via ill-monitored video games rather than doing the traditional thing of repeatedly listening to Self Esteem by The Offspring.

God, I hope Trump's schedule has him outdoors all day in the rain

D obviously wins, but in order... D, G, H, A, F, C, B, E

Top marks to Starmer for making Donald Trump fly into Stansted, to be fair.

Kemi Badenoch essentially giving support to Tommy Robinson, thus allowing Reform to take a position slightly to the left and sweep up the right wing vote that don't like coked-up Nazis, has to be one of the most astonishingly stupid political moves of all time.

Just been to a museum website which destroys its usability with a pop-up that announces a magazine has voted it one of the top 39 museums in the city.

Find someone you love like SARS-CoV-2 loves Jair Bolsonaro.

Bloody hell. Wes Streeting has said something good. Never thought I'd see the day.

Care to share how long you spent living in the family home with your children post your two divorces, Nigel? Or did you walk out on them when they were still at primary school?

The best time to have left X was the instant he threw a Nazi salute. The second-best time is now.

Would be excellent to see X banned while Trump is in the country.

The correct political approach is to unapologetically and repeatedly call everyone on the Cokehead Fash March fascist cokehead scum until Farage takes their side

Also, taking cocaine, like stealing phones, has become one of those crimes that has been essentially legalised through police not giving a shit.

Ironically, you could call this a rail service.

Chris Wilder being appointed Sheffield United manager is the new Sheffield Ski Village being set on fire.

Anyway, new reaction meme just dropped