They had a pitcher lose 26 straight starts when Giuliani was mayor, FYI

remember when they were big mad about obamacare death panels

but … it’s the mets

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

The average American family paid $1,700 in tariffs last year, according to the bipartisan Congressional Joint Economic Committee. Few will ever see any of that money back. The refunds will go to companies, if doled out at all. What a joke.

and people say nothing good ever happens on monday (congrats @bencollins.bsky.social + team!) 🎁 link

kash patel always looks like he just found out kash patel is head of the fbi

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

With the possible exception of JK Rowling, who missed the point of the Harry Potter books.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Head of federal law enforcement stages authoritarian crackdown on political enemies in attempt to appease Trump because he's afraid the journalistic exposé of his uncontrolled alcoholism is putting his job in jeopardy

you there! fetch my smallest of stringed instruments

in a world of lauren bezoses, be a connie ballmer

All you Dem MFs running in the midterms, you can't point to polling anymore as your reason for being wishy-washy on this right here. So we'll know damn well where your bread is buttered if you do

sad as i was for the warriors to be out of the post-season, this okc beatdown would’ve been our fate too 😬

really want to see this okc team play wemby and the spurs. very few other teams can keep up.

me: THAT'S RIGHT DYLAN BROOKS TAKE THE FLAGRANT YA BITCH my husband: "ladies and gentlemen, my wife"

this absolutely sent me

One of multiple parts of the Atlantic story that is one hundred percent true is President Trump’s frustration that the MAGAfied feds aren’t jailing nearly enough of his political enemies so u can read his words today in the context of liking his job title and wanting to keep it

Trump’s “complicated relationship with the Bible” is a lot like my complicated relationship with Charlize Theron

Sir, we’ve lost the whites.

Why is it that Democratic politicians are always doing this thing where they legitimize right-wing caricatures of Democrats? Which Democrats are referring to people in prison as the "justice involved population?" That's just not a thing any elected official is saying.

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

you there! fetch my smallest of stringed instruments

rare miss for the guardian. trump’s “antipathy” isn’t rooted in anything but his own wounded ego.

hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently

Jalen Brunson took a kick to the nads and the foul was announced as “dead ball contact to the groin area” and my inner 12yo boy may never stop laughing

it is imperative that democrats win the senate and keep the senate until one of these fuckers keels over like scalia did and then they hold the seat open until a dem can nominate someone

everything is terrible so here’s mamdani and obama laughing and reading to kids to soothe your soul

I consistently repeat to folks that they do not in fact ever *succeed* on their own. Sometimes the assistance is visible, often it is submerged. None of the USian billionaires *succeeded* on their own. In fact, most of them continue to benefit from your money, labor, etc....

in the 1970s Hillary Clinton made a hundred grand trading cattle futures and 15 years later the news media made a decade-long scandal out of it

last week i wrote a 5-figure check to the IRS. i should’ve just made it out to him and cut out all that messy bureaucracy in the middle.

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

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my fellow girlies, a moment of your time: it appears the drop waist is unfortunately attempting to come back in fashion. remember that it is our sacred charge to hold the line

the 90 tubers who just posted their “seems like joe is cooling off trump” videos

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

little fella claimed to be "politically homeless" just last week

bailing pre-IPO is the part that made me blink. walking away from free money is just NOT something people in this industry typically do.

BREAKING: “I made a mistake, and I am sincerely sorry,” Philz Coffee CEO said after having ordered Pride flags removed. I say again, the power is with the people! www.advocate.com/news/philz-c...

Remarkable.

there’s a through line between people with AI psychosis and billionaires who surround themselves with sycophants — both result in brainmush that convinces them they’re right and everyone else is wrong

LET’S DO THE FUCKING NEWS

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

just looting the US treasury. as one does.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

Using facial recognition tech, the Knicks surveilled a trans woman, tracking her every move out of fear she'd show up on MSG's tv broadcast And they can do it to any "enemy" of Jim Dolan, who's built his own deep state. From @noahshachtman.bsky.social & me @wired.com www.wired.com/story/madiso...

person, woman, man, camera, TV, corner, store

“You Never Can Tell" by Chuck Berry (from Pulp Fiction). can’t hear it without channeling uma doing the twist.

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name