if you’re going to the game, just remember they can require extensive screening but they can’t strip out your vocal cords. so when he’s announced (and he will be), be sure to use them.

Confirming with my own eyes and pics what several fellow Washingtonians have said about this post with hundreds of shares and earnest comments: straight up misinformation

apologies in advance to everyone googling hot hockey players because of heated rivalry and off campus and learning their politics

look how they massacred my boy 😭

Saw someone I know trying to convince people (on LinkedIn) that X is still the best place for good conversations and all I could think was "but why support that though?" You have agency. Use it.

all the CEOs gleeful about AI putting people out of work don't seem to realize unemployed people tend not to buy things — including their products

tbh i thought the way CA counted votes was dumb until I heard its "bad for betting markets" now I love it

something something this is why ‘veep’ could never work now something

they came for dolly. we ride at dawn.

asked and answered www.kuow.org/stories/tran...

wait until he finds out who stormed the beaches at normandy

People love historical what if scenarios. What if JFK was never assassinated? What if the Nazis won in WW2? A scenario I never see discussed is what if the aids crisis didnt decimate the gay men of America in the 80s-90s? Its easy to forget 1 in 15 gay boomer men died. An estimated 300,000 deaths-

It's funny how the pitch for SpaceX is domination of the global AI business but the company's primary business (~60% of revenue going forward) is leasing its GPUs to Anthropic and Google at a discount because nobody wants to use Musk's MechaHitler AI.

Mamdani is gonna enact policies that thrill NYC, and when the sky doesn't fall, literally EVERYONE ELSE is gonna be like "...Why can't *we* have that?" Self-interest is a helluva motivator.

It really speaks to her stupidity that she couldn’t “frog in a boiling pot” CBS News into a gradual and more subtle right-wing organization. But that would take skill and strategy developed by not having smoke blown up your ass about being a special and talented journalist for your entire life

republicans left the city en masse and you will absolutely believe what happened next

All I’ma say is it’s a bunch of people in MSG who can afford $10,000 tickets. Y’all do with that what you will, NYC. Siri, play “Ante Up” pls

"The funniest possible outcome of the AI mandate era is about to be HR departments discovering that 'sincerely held religious belief' under Title VII has a much lower bar than they assumed, and Pope Leo handed every Catholic employee a written excuse" www.businessinsider.com/worker-got-r...

Game is tied. Brunson misses. Then this happens... Who's at fault here? #NBA

It's super that every country in the world now has their own specific Trump-related reason to hate the USA.

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

When the AI you’ve been using to sound smart goes down.

basketball is so much more fun when i don't care who wins lol

all the CEOs gleeful about AI putting people out of work don't seem to realize unemployed people tend not to buy things — including their products

the thing that’s been painfully obvious for years is that unchecked capital accumulation paired with gutting the social safety net and public goods was going to lead to commerce without customers. an economy built on consumption when no one has money to consume.

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was trying to decide if i’d rather have courtside seats at an nba finals game or courtside seats to watch trump’s name pried off the kennedy center and ngl i’m a little torn

Guessing the Post won’t make a big deal about the value of his seat.

the wheels on the bus go thump thump thump (as they drive over you)

I blogged it. knickerblogger.net/2026/06/ben-...

shoulda kept them in his bathroom

Hell yeah bud never admit a mistake

If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them.

"maga leads to flesh eating disease" headlines just write themselves

i've watched literally hundreds of nba games and never seen a fan run onto the court. ofc he had his camera pointed at himself, no doubt live-streaming the whole thing. fucking "content" has boiled the brains of self-absorbed idiots.

I waited a while to write this one. The time finally felt right.

However much you hate centrists, it's not enough.

may knicks fans give him the night out he deserves (gift link) www.nytimes.com/athletic/733...

They look like bus perverts.

the cool thing about Bluesky is that a disproportionate number of your followers are living people who actually log onto the app

“taking herman to the circus.” heard it a long time ago and it still makes me giggle like a 12yo boy.

"The florsheims fit fine" should be engraved on his tombstone.

I blogged about... well, beautiful, selfless ball; and hospitals and pain; and investing in hope rather than wallowing in doomer misery. It’s not a lesson I’m going fully embrace 24/7. That’s eminently clear. But maybe with these Knicks, I can? knickerblogger.net/2026/06/knic...

more women would smile if more misogynistic old men whose brains were frozen in amber in the 80s would go fucking extinct already

hello i am Joe Q. Privatecitizen. i am a relative of the president with enormous financial conflicts of interest who is nonetheless dispatched to negotiate international peace deals. i am just like you.

First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.

Scott Pelley has provided @status.news a statement blasting current CBS News management and even accusing them of having tried (and failed) to "inject falsehoods and bias" into his stories. www.status.news/p/scott-pell...

And a happy new employment lawsuit

clearly he had to go, extreme competence will not be tolerated on any of the rides at WeissWorld