[taps microphone] [takes a deep breath]

I really want a senator, rather than explaining the math, to just say "We all know what's going on here, Mr. Secretary. Trump said a moronic thing and now everyone in the administration, including you, has to pretend it's real. You know it isn't real. But you can't say that because you're a coward."

I’ve been critical of the SPLC lately but this indictment feels like a stunt. It targets one of the primary enemies of their shared cinematic universe at a time when MAGA is divided over the war. Me for MSNOW: www.ms.now/opinion/sout...

republicans: LET THE VOTERS DECIDE wait not like that

Left: How people think Mississippi votes Right: How Mississippi actually votes

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

For the record: The Washington Post is run by partisan hacks who think we won't remember that they took the *exact* opposite stance when it was Republicans pushing their own gerrymandering grab in Texas last year -- *without* putting it up for a vote.

oof. what a shitty break for the spurs.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

[heavy sigh] [sob]

queen

They had a pitcher lose 26 straight starts when Giuliani was mayor, FYI

remember when they were big mad about obamacare death panels

but … it’s the mets

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

The average American family paid $1,700 in tariffs last year, according to the bipartisan Congressional Joint Economic Committee. Few will ever see any of that money back. The refunds will go to companies, if doled out at all. What a joke.

and people say nothing good ever happens on monday (congrats @bencollins.bsky.social + team!) 🎁 link

kash patel always looks like he just found out kash patel is head of the fbi

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

With the possible exception of JK Rowling, who missed the point of the Harry Potter books.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Head of federal law enforcement stages authoritarian crackdown on political enemies in attempt to appease Trump because he's afraid the journalistic exposé of his uncontrolled alcoholism is putting his job in jeopardy

you there! fetch my smallest of stringed instruments

in a world of lauren bezoses, be a connie ballmer

All you Dem MFs running in the midterms, you can't point to polling anymore as your reason for being wishy-washy on this right here. So we'll know damn well where your bread is buttered if you do

sad as i was for the warriors to be out of the post-season, this okc beatdown would’ve been our fate too 😬

really want to see this okc team play wemby and the spurs. very few other teams can keep up.

me: THAT'S RIGHT DYLAN BROOKS TAKE THE FLAGRANT YA BITCH my husband: "ladies and gentlemen, my wife"

this absolutely sent me

One of multiple parts of the Atlantic story that is one hundred percent true is President Trump’s frustration that the MAGAfied feds aren’t jailing nearly enough of his political enemies so u can read his words today in the context of liking his job title and wanting to keep it

Trump’s “complicated relationship with the Bible” is a lot like my complicated relationship with Charlize Theron

Sir, we’ve lost the whites.

Why is it that Democratic politicians are always doing this thing where they legitimize right-wing caricatures of Democrats? Which Democrats are referring to people in prison as the "justice involved population?" That's just not a thing any elected official is saying.

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

you there! fetch my smallest of stringed instruments

rare miss for the guardian. trump’s “antipathy” isn’t rooted in anything but his own wounded ego.

hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently

Jalen Brunson took a kick to the nads and the foul was announced as “dead ball contact to the groin area” and my inner 12yo boy may never stop laughing

it is imperative that democrats win the senate and keep the senate until one of these fuckers keels over like scalia did and then they hold the seat open until a dem can nominate someone

everything is terrible so here’s mamdani and obama laughing and reading to kids to soothe your soul

I consistently repeat to folks that they do not in fact ever *succeed* on their own. Sometimes the assistance is visible, often it is submerged. None of the USian billionaires *succeeded* on their own. In fact, most of them continue to benefit from your money, labor, etc....

in the 1970s Hillary Clinton made a hundred grand trading cattle futures and 15 years later the news media made a decade-long scandal out of it

last week i wrote a 5-figure check to the IRS. i should’ve just made it out to him and cut out all that messy bureaucracy in the middle.

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

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my fellow girlies, a moment of your time: it appears the drop waist is unfortunately attempting to come back in fashion. remember that it is our sacred charge to hold the line

the 90 tubers who just posted their “seems like joe is cooling off trump” videos