oh. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

i hope the fifa peace prize voters are pleased with themselves

At this point, if a Democratic presidential candidate wants my vote, their platform has to - at bare minimum - include some version of "I am going to put all these freaks in prison for their crimes." Full stop. No compromise. I am now a single issue voter for the dark woke prison camps.

No one supports a war in Venezuela btw

The members who did the "don't follow illegal orders" video absolutely need to immediately do a "hey these were the illegal orders we were talking about and participating in them can expect to face consequences to the fullest extent of the law" video

im not gonna tell my reps that i think bombing sovereign countries is bad they should be telling us they think that to try and keep us from throwing them into raw sewage

OK, crash course in oil. Oil has two main gradings, viscosity (light or heavy) and sulfur (sweet or sour). A light (low viscosity) and sweet (low sulfur) oil is easier to process into gasoline and other products than a heavy and sour one, so the light & sweet oil commands a premium price.

like to say “he’s bombing Venezuela as a distraction from the Epstein files” doesn’t feel quite accurate because he’s so driven by immediate impulses that things are rarely that tactical; but I think it excites him to be seen as a War Leader and he will go back to that well anytime he feels weakened

Are we at war with Venezuela?!? I don't know. You don't know either. It sure would be nice to have a legitimate Pentagon press corps right about now.

Trump just started an illegal war with Venezuela If you wanna make some calls 👉 5calls.org/issue/trump-... www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...

motherfucker angling for a hat trick

Just re-upping this, given current developments:

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

Before Iraq, they at least got Colin Powell to lie to the whole world about it.

Would like to see some JAG officers on the news talking about whether these military strikes are technically legal and, if not, what sort of liability commanders have incurred by carrying them out.

and into the next

JUST IN—Yván Gil Pinto, Venezuela's Minster of Foreign Affairs, posted an official statement to Telegram. t.me/YvanGilPinto... "The Bolivarian Government calls on all social and political forces in the country to activate mobilization plans and repudiate this imperialist attack." Full translation:

so i guess we’re just doing this now?

These shitheels are making money on these war crimes.

with the caveat that Maduro really does suck shit and he's not exactly a sympathetic victim here, man, I really don't care for Operation Just Because / Marco Rubio's Consolation Prize For Sitting in the Cuck Chair all 2025.

wow crime is already down in mamdani’s new york

It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.

pregnancy in many red states is now a life-threatening condition

NEW from me: Currently on tap for Tony Dokoupil on his first day as CBS Evening News anchor -- taking a private plane to Miami to so he can go jet skiing with DJ Khaled and play soccer with David Beckham. Take that, elites! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

they say crows hold grudges for 17 years. that’s what i call “a good start.”

Gonna respond to all my personal problems and things unrelated to anything relevant with “shoulda played Kuminga”

they say crows hold grudges for 17 years. that’s what i call “a good start.”

I feel in my bones that the wave has started to crash back in and Certain People/Companies who thought they were safe to abandon everyone they’d been pretending to care about will suddenly realize that those people have money/power and I, for one, will be holding a grudge until the end of time 💜

Just flat-out declaring that everything Adams did as mayor after the indictment—in the final fifteen months and five days of his term of office—was presumptively corrupt, and undoing everything that's in his immediate power to undo with a single stroke of the pen. This is the way.

huh someone should run on this or something

lmao pete golding now has 2 more playoff wins than lane kiffin who has none

trinidad chambliss is a GOD

this thread makes me crylaugh every time i run across it and read it again. please, treat yourself.

2026 already delivering

i will laugh for all eternity if alabama fires their coach and lane kiffin bails on LSU to take the gig

Cheryl Hines is tone deaf and shameless. She couldn’t read the room 3 weeks ago before she spewed this garbage?

i was just thinking about this. when a fascist squeaks by, it’s a mandate. when a progressive wins by a landslide, he needs to be deferential. it’s such bullshit.

This is delusional. And he will never ever be asked about it when it fails to come about. Sacks & friends have been hyping Austin and Miami for years, and many of the gullible folks they convinced to move have quietly moved back.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, EUROPEAN

my one plea as we ring in the new year with Zohran being sworn in as mayor is to take some fucking wins he’s not going to be perfect, there will be setbacks and disappointments, but take some joy and some pride in the good that comes out of this good things are more durable when we celebrate them

this thread makes me crylaugh every time i run across it and read it again. please, treat yourself.

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

But the doomers assured me that the law was dead and we might as well give up apnews.com/article/trum...

just want to remind folks that pushback and public outrage stopped them from closing the CDC library. i bet pushback will stop them here, too

Leaving behind 2025 like

REMEMBER Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole

Still a few hours to go. 🤡 mashable.com/article/elon...

nature is healing

New York City has a new mayor