me every single day

AI uses em dashes because it was trained on literature stolen from authors that, say it with me, used em dashes.

Emily Dickinson is very well known for her use of em dashes, in her poems, letters, and even recipes.

NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. Our latest:

em dashes have long been a common punctuation mark and no more an indication of AI than anything else

the way that AOC can modulate her voice to keep from screaming or wavering at these pieces of living shit is so impressive to me. she must do EXERCISES, i swear to god

I don’t like to -what’s it called- leave the house

Now, justice on the doers!

On that last point: the car only suddenly accelerated after they shot her. The vehicle wasn't a danger to anyone until they made it one by killing the driver. It was only dumb luck that it crashed into a pole and not a person.

I realize this is a story from like 50 years ago in internet time, but I wrote about how it was journalistic malpractice for major news orgs to claim that "Grok apologized" when it literally CANNOT do that, and there is no sign that xAI has made a single change to its deepfake porn generator.

if you need a feelgood story, i just spent 14 mins watching drone video about a 9yo rescue dog that ran off and got hurt but still made it 26 miles (!!!) before this incredibly nice dude used his drone to find her. ❤️ story is below, and the raw video is here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/pf3s6...

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey to ICE: "Get the fuck out of Minneapolis."

if you don’t want to see a video without actually playing it yourself, shut off autoplay

i’m not gong to link to the video of that ice thug murdering a woman in cold blood but i cannot emphasize enough what a fucking lie the “official” story is. she wasn’t trying to run anyone over, she was trying to LEAVE and they were trying to drag her outta the car. any other take is bullshit.

surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational

I want to find the consultant who convinced Dems to stick with this framing, tie them to a stake, light a match, and tell everyone they have to decide between caring about saving them or caring about milk being 2% cheaper

my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.

Living is one of the greatest defiances and the sweetest revenge.

a little dirt snack never hurt anyone who already lives with human filth

A tribute to how fucking stupid Bari Weiss is that her iteration of the CBS evening news instantly became a laughably partisan joke, when the obvious better strategy was to play it straight for at least a few months and keep it as a legit-looking sleeper cell to activate before the election.

So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social

if you need a feelgood story, i just spent 14 mins watching drone video about a 9yo rescue dog that ran off and got hurt but still made it 26 miles (!!!) before this incredibly nice dude used his drone to find her. ❤️ story is below, and the raw video is here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/pf3s6...

Look, I think I have the solution: let the USA lease Greenland for 36 months, with only $40B due at signing, and the US has to buy the Wear & Tear Platinum Protection. If, after 36 months, the Green Danes don't like the ride, the Danes get it back, and trump & co. can possibly buy New Zealand.

oh no BBC baby what is you doin

CBS News has fully fallen, and I hope the honorable journalists left there are looking for quick, safe landing pads. I know the expectation is always “Just quit!” but that’s hard for most normal people to do without going broke. My thoughts are with all of them. This is grotesque.

every day that goes by that Gr*k isn’t shut down by its stupid dumb fuck owner is one more Tesla you are legally allowed to light on fire

just the dumbest fucking timeline

i fail to see the error here

wait until they find out what Rick Scott oversaw as the CEO of a hospital chain that paid out $1.7 billion for defrauding medicaid + medicare — at the time, the largest healthcare fraud settlement in US history. Scott left with a $300 million payout. www.commondreams.org/news/rick-sc...

“you won’t get away with this”

we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work

he “picked” her? she’s the VP. she’s next in the line of succession whether he likes it or not. what is this framing?

Oh so it doesn't count as a war, which you guys claimed to be against, if you don't cross the Atlantic

secretary breakfast gin is trying to make good on his threat against mark kelly for daring to tell servicemembers they have the right to refuse illegal orders. kelly isn’t having it. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/u...

hate it when my elite pedophilia related government cover up gets in the way of my domestic ethnic cleansing and starvation campaigns while I’m trying to invade other countries

Republicans ban books for fear a fifteen-year-old might read The Bluest Eye. Meanwhile, the GOP's biggest donor has built an international salad shooter of child porn and Nazi propaganda, and Republicans are silent.

Pretty hard to square this with freezing the Gang of Eight out for "security".

American media (confidently): if you arrest a president you get to choose the new one

it can be hard to keep track within the cast of thousands but ashley is one of elon musk’s babymamas

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

some men would rather order a coup than go to therapy

Many Venezuelan-Americans were initially euphoric thinking Trump was liberating Venezuela from Maduro. Now, especially with Trump unceremoniously kicking Machado to the curb, they realize he only intended to liberate them from their assets and resources.

holy shit this game. if i actually cared who won i'd be losing my goddamned MIND.

oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already

Some journalists get into it because they want to hold powerful people to account, while others just want powerful people to take their phone calls.

once they master cause and effect we’ll work on object permanence

Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

they so desperately wanted their “killing of bin laden” photo and instead i just see a bunch of terminally online dopes gazing at their own reflection on X

the main thing to know about the maduro arrest is there are hundreds of thousands of epstein files we still haven’t seen