or maybe it’s because bibi orchestrated this and he doesn’t give a shit about americans

tldr THANKS SUCKA

oh hey look more proof positive that the best response to a trump lawsuit is “fuck you, make me.” hope everyone who gave in without a fight feels like the utter rubes they are.

lotta words to say “now that most of the white house reporters have been swapped out for slavish right-wing influencers he and his doily-delicate skin will attend”

you can have a dinner that celebrates the First Amendment or a dinner that features Donald Trump but you cannot have both

i beg your finest of pardons

if i had a loved one in the service right now i’d be apoplectic they could be injured or killed by this absolutely unnecessary dick-swinging bullshit

this photo looks like the last thing you’d see before waking up in a tub of ice with a kidney missing

When Erik Prince takes a break from blowing up civilians in Haiti and the DRC with drones, and even he’s like “whoa man, this Iran stuff is too chaotic for me” www.newsweek.com/trump-iran-w...

Padma Lakshmi just cooked this guy. 🔥

dibs on calling my memoir ‘Intense and Paranoid’

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

oh hey look more proof positive that the best response to a trump lawsuit is “fuck you, make me.” hope everyone who gave in without a fight feels like the utter rubes they are.

yes, nothing says "innovation reinvention" like a nepobaby trust fund brat with no meaningful experience being gifted a massive hollywood empire by his technofascist dad, who leveraged his corrupt influence over the country's pudding-headed autocrats to box out competitors (?)

This is the correct energy against our media overlords

musk has spent his whole career telling lies for money so of course he’d reward people for doing the same thing

jfc he is just profoundly stupid

As a historian, I'd just like to remind the politicians who follow me that it is not, in fact, 2003 anymore and the current GOP war in the Middle East is not, in fact, even remotely popular. So if you're a weathervane who just tries to do what's already popular, full-throated opposition is it!

my name is Ty, or Brent. i am 42 years old. i think hearing Spanish is the worst thing that can happen to a person. i have sexually harassed every woman who works at the nearby starbucks. all my sons are named Bryson. last year i drunk drove my dodge ram into a day care center

zendaya and tom reportedly got married recently. mazel! (but years ago we all knew it was for keeps)

i say this periodically but if you aren’t using alt text you’re not only cheating people who use screen readers, you’re missing a prime spot to have a lil fun

posted this in a group chat and was scolded for not providing a content warning

look how handsome he is

Every time something like this happens and we express concern, their immediate response is “Oh, so you’re on the side of IRAN?” This is a tactic to change the subject from the fact that congress had no say and that Republicans have completely torched the constitution. Don’t let them steer.

i can’t let myself think about it too often or i’ll spiral but dammit we were so close to never having to give a shit what he said ever again

He is a proper man’s picture, but alas, who can converse with a dumb show?

Because we put... incels in charge of the Pentagon???

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Even by cult standards, this is just bonkers.

I think bluesky would be roughly 300% better if people here were capable of reading “this is an assessment of the empirical reality of a situation” without assuming it comes with an implicit “and therefore I endorse the reality of that situation”

I do appreciate that this administration is too incompetent to manufacture even the thinnest pretext for this, so we don't have to relive that 2002-2003 run when opposing an obviously idiotic war basically made you feel like the one sane person in a Twilight Zone episode.

folks we’re going to see some wild litigation between the world’s worst people

On top of all the reporting that this war of aggression was planned well in advance, it seems that the reporting also indicates that the US political leadership are quite literally too stupid to understand basic diplomacy. I mean literally not smart enough.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

The FBI being on high alert for terrorist actions is important right now. Too bad they fired and gutted their counterterrorism capacity

It’s insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. I’m introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.

guys who love cats = the greenest of flags

bluesky clippy: hey there! you seem to be mad at something but not the person you’re yelling at. would you like some help self-regulating?

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

too many people are being waaaayyyy too consent manufacturing shaped right now dawg. they fucking blew up kids. if your gut reaction to what's going on right now is anything less than "holy hell this should never have happened and it needs to stop immediately" you need to do a lot of self reflection

A man who has never learned that actions have consequences should never be allowed to start a war.

happy 10-year anniversary to this razor-sharp political prognostication

me every single day

found the silver lining

Guys it’s fine if you get rid of one supreme leader another one spawns and you keep doing it til you get one with stats you like

MUH SOCCER PEACE PRIZE

oh thank god they took out a bunch of extremely dangerous [checks notes] little girls

well yeah where else would secretary breakfast gin have 24/7 access to a bar

Golden State Warriors forward Gui Santos has signed a three-year, $15 million contract extension with the franchise, sources tell ESPN. The deal includes a player option in 2028-29.