Bluesky knew the strait of Hormuz, Graham Platner, and AIPAC democrats were all cooked months before the experts did. Meanwhile Twitter was convinced Spencer Pratt would win and the Odyssey would bomb. Which site is the not-real-life echo chamber again?

Fuck you, my heart will go on ~ Rage Against The Celine

why did you crop out the final part of her post

NEW: It's not something you see everyday nowadays: A state run by Republicans has expanded voting rights. Missouri adopted a law last week that rolls back felony disenfranchisement, restoring voting rights to tens of thousands of people who are currently on probation and parole. Learn more:

he is definitely dumb enough to think ordering the vodka sauce requires them to card you

were those hats bought with a groupon

Translation: Unlike the stupid Dems, we believe women are all lying whores.

Me: I'm anxious My brain: THEN LET'S START THE DAY BY DRINKING FIVE COFFEES AND READING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BABY

he is definitely dumb enough to think ordering the vodka sauce requires them to card you

The late great ROBIN WILLIAMS — born 75yrs ago today — as a Denver Bronco’s Cheerleader in 1979. Always missed.

Singing “Cyyyyyyclospora” to the tune of “Oklahoma”

Every faux intellectual profile of these ghouls is an editorial choice to not profile someone running an abortion support network, a union drive or an ICE rapid response group.

I kinda think it should be a career destroying scandal that the head of DHS (a department that shouldn't exist) is completely hallucinating hordes of drones that didn't exist that DHS didn't shoot down.

oh is it time for quarterly performance reviews already

bryson dechambeau is the name of a high school bully who torments molly ringwald in an 80s-era movie and you will not convince me otherwise

$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"

My favorite part of this it seems to have been posted by the guy, to show how terrible pro choice people are, but we all think she rules.

In a free country, failing to comply with law enforcement does not give the state license to murder you

whatever you think about hunter biden (and i really don’t care either way), he’s been through it. this is excellent.

is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it

there are few good uses for AI but one is definitely extracting his rotting husk from every world cup photo

trump being led off the platform like the old lady with the walker meme

Yea, dost thou jeer

christ i'm so sick of him getting his shitstains all over everything

curious how the one through-line between all these people is close personal proximity to pedophiles

Happy for this guy.

someone please make this happen

when you want to have a dinner party for your enemies but won't do it for full price

German broadcast. Nailed it

i said what i said

trump sitting there watching a truly international contingent that he’d have arrested on sight anywhere else

shakira is like a sentient dashboard hula girl

ok now see they hid the real surprise stars of this show: the muppets

pausa de hidratación

Seeing some “Tate dresses like a gay man” comments and wanted to say two things: 1. Nothing wrong with being a gay man/fuck homophobia. 2. Y’all need some gay friends because I have many and not one of them would dress like that even for Halloween.

run them out of every part of polite society. years ago sarah huckabee sanders was asked to leave a restaurant and there was much clutching of pearls, but this is exactly what SHOULD happen when you enable a fascist regime.

It rules that the list of cities to host a World Cup Final is like London, Berlin, Rio De Janeiro, East Rutherford, NJ

If someone calls when I’m holding my phone i always react like it’s a stuffed fish that somehow suddenly came back to life

If you have time this weekend, please check out the doc (~30 min.) my team & I released this week on Musk’s push into Greater Memphis with xAI and its noisy, methane gas burning turbines, data centers, broken promises & impacts on majority Black communities next door. www.cnbc.com/2026/07/16/e...

(guy pointing at the first toaster) is this a bread witch

Thread. Rapists running a coercive sex ring AND transmitting CSAM AND inducing other men to abuse women and girls in turn. The alleged behavior is legitimately monstrous and it’s a HUGE deal that the Trump regime is undermining law enforcement to help/free them. Epstein in real time

My pre-write turned out to be 70% a. CDC's comms have been wildly irresponsible; b. If I couldn't prove lettuce is not from Taylor Farms, I wouldn't eat it; c. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...

THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.

Two more Americans dead, one missing. The president must tell Congress why he’s gambling with the lives of U.S. service members. www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

Remember why they are in the US in the first place: the Trump administration lobbying on their behalf to free them from Romania.

I like how Platner was this singular irreplaceable figure and within ten seconds everyone was able to go “never mind this other guy is just as good”