Seriously: If this piece of shit is allowed to be unbothered at the thought of our deaths then we're allowed to be unbothered at the thought of his. www.joemygod.com/2026/03/trum...

“Hahaha, of course I’m not a witch,” I laugh, then sneeze and burst into a dozen bats.

At some point we're just going to have to be comfortable calling the terminally stupid what they are. nypost.com/2026/03/06/u...

ok seriously what the hell kinda alien technology allowed Jayson Tatum to fully heal a ruptured achilles and come back and play at this level in TEN MONTHS

not even november yet and our move to redistrict is already having all the right outcomes

NEW: One of the most active hubs for sexually explicit AI "deepfakes" is hiding in plain sight. My latest takes a hard look at a 4chan board that's acting as a factory floor for online sexual abuse — where its users have victimized untold numbers of women and girls. openmeasures.io/4chan-ai-dee...

normally i’m against cloning but with him i’ll make an exception

this is why it’s so appalling for big powerful companies and schools to cower meekly as everyday people stand up and say “no fuck YOU”

It's also a classical journey through the warped mind of a bully- they really thought because they hit first and hard the other side was gonna curl into a ball and beg for it to just end because that is their response to being punched every time

almost like she has a red phone that rings whenever we have a dumb war with any country starting with I

the funniest defense of this insane war comes from Tim Pool, noted alpha male, who has some questions about the long-term impacts, but supports the "masculinity" of it all. I shit you not

So road trips are out And like, buying stuff

NEW: Believe it or not, it’s that time of year: the Wisconsin Supreme Court election is next month. Liberals have a huge opportunity: if they win, they can lock down the majority of this court thru 2030. That means they’d have it in the next presidential race, a big democracy guardrail. Share:

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

Me, dumb and politically correct: Firing on unarmed ships or double-tap military strikes on schools are bad things.

now that i’ve stopped breathing into a paper bag, SO PROUD of my guys. what a win. 💙💛

turns out noem’s husband was sitting behind her when she was being asked about fucking lewandowski (and refusing to deny it) and now i know there’s a congressional cuck chair

A little bit of good news, to break up the horrors. We've driven over to this house a few times when we've had friends in for a visit, and it just never gets old. I'm glad it's being protected and preserved for future generations.

same energy

sorry sorry i’m trying to delete it

holy hell

same guy lmao

honestly she’ll be replaced by someone just as bad if not worse but at least that person (probably) won’t be fucking corey lewandowski and our long national nightmare of being jumpscared by her melted face in ads will finally end

I feel the same way about this that I do when the New York Jets hire a new coach. It’s just going to be terrible and sometimes Aaron Rodgers will be there.

were we wearing a suit when we asked? did we say please and thank you? it’s important to be grateful.

a man who gets an email like this from his own mother should be legally required to reveal it to every woman he ever meets ever ever

Pete Hegseth, if he does not resign, should at least get out of the way and let better men than him talk to the nation and to the press. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Stefon Diggs punched and choked his personal chef (a woman) and the Patriots delayed the court case until after the Superbowl in the hopes he'd help them win and when your organization is rotten to the core this is what you get. Ask Commanders fans how good it felt when Snyder finally got the boot

and so ends one of the dumbest faux scandals in political history

House GOP leadership allegedly worried Reps Hunt and Crenshaw just stop showing up to vote after their loses tonight

so here’s the thing about this primary: I would happily have supported either candidate in the general and I think you should too cornyn bad, paxton worse, I do not actually want to spend a lot of time on bitter recriminations here

Maga pols are out of touch. They need to connect with the real American people in hipster coffee shops in dense urban areas.

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kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

JUST IN: Democrat Alex Holladay has flipped a GOP-held seat in the Arkansas state House. The Republican governor had initially called the special election in June, but a court moved up the contest.

JUST IN: North Carolina's Dem lawmaker Carla Cunningham gave the GOP the decisive vote to pass a law forcing police to comply with ICE. She said "all cultures are not equal." She just lost reelection BIG in the Dem primary to a progressive pastor & activist, Rodney Sadler. 70% to 22%! Context:

i'm sorry what (gift link because i'm sorry WHAT)

every election cycle i have to once again explain who dave wasserman is and why his calls are rock-solid 🙃

if wasserman says it, you can put it in the bank.

🫵 another one

or maybe it’s because bibi orchestrated this and he doesn’t give a shit about americans

tldr THANKS SUCKA

lotta words to say “now that most of the white house reporters have been swapped out for slavish right-wing influencers he and his doily-delicate skin will attend”

you can have a dinner that celebrates the First Amendment or a dinner that features Donald Trump but you cannot have both

i beg your finest of pardons

if i had a loved one in the service right now i’d be apoplectic they could be injured or killed by this absolutely unnecessary dick-swinging bullshit

this photo looks like the last thing you’d see before waking up in a tub of ice with a kidney missing

When Erik Prince takes a break from blowing up civilians in Haiti and the DRC with drones, and even he’s like “whoa man, this Iran stuff is too chaotic for me” www.newsweek.com/trump-iran-w...

Padma Lakshmi just cooked this guy. 🔥