“politically correct sirens” sounds like an all-women punk group led by neko case

@bencollins.bsky.social Bad Pedophile at Rise Comedy in Denver, tonight 6:30 www.crowdwork.com/e/the-onion-...

chucky kirk was a shit human being and i refuse to mourn his death

costco has good prices on champagne fyi

colbert/lamar 2028

our large adult governor

soon

as a longtime former twitter employee, seeing what it's become is like watching your favorite child become a skinhead

taken in the gop house cloakroom

chicago pope means ketchup on a hot dog gets you excommunicated

the episode of letterkenny where the hicks and natives team up to beat the shit out of some nazis

@kylec.bsky.social Do you know if the chaos with federal grants affects Denver's veteran housing programs which, AIUI, were largely funded with VA grants?

i've binge-watched letterkenny like a dozen times does that qualify me for canadian residency

I’ve spent about 2-3 hours each day on calls or chats with my US gov friends. Here’s an anonymized recap of what’s going on. First, I am so very sorry that they are living our last year at Twitter. I never wanted to think about that time again, and I hope my advice is helpful. 1/

i took a beginner pistol class today and many of the other students were trans folks who said they're there because they're scared and want to know how to defend themselves

not an ingredient but: thermoworks thermometers

Wow, it's almost like Trump is enacting a radical, incredibly unpopular agenda that he never mentioned or explicitly denied during the campaign, and the Democrats and press are so mentally committed to servile accommodationism that they're pretending he has a sweeping mandate for that agenda!

SINGLE ROLL CALL! 🗣️ Quote this with your best selfie to let Bluesky know you’re single, perhaps your boo is here! 🤭

Trump's freezing of all civil rights cases at the DOJ is not part of an anti-DEI agenda, but an anti-civil rights agenda. DOJ was *founded* to protect Black rights during Reconstruction. That this difference is unclear speaks to the success of conservative propagandists and the failures of liberals.

DID YOU KNOW for 25 years Matthew Shepard had no permanent resting place due to concerns his grave would be vandalized Reverend Budde learned of this, she invited the Shepards to inter him inside the Washington National Cathedral. www.matthewshepard.org/matthew-shep... She was and is a real hero.

yes. they couch it as restoring the constitutional order, but the plain fact is they want to bring back a legal regime that sanctioned apartheid

It must also be said that the resistance of the broader US public to the lure of fascism in the 1930s was not due to any moral clarity but because they were relentlessly propagandized by FDR and allies to reject these ideas and embrace more liberal ones. They weren’t better people than we are.

i was at lambdaconf 2016 (i know, i'm sorry) and he was holding court with some other dumbasses. everything he said was transparently stupid but if you couch it in enough technobabble you'll find a market

pornhub should hire the old buzzfeed news crew angela white narrates the steele dossier

COMMENTARY: FEMA's administrator, a longtime Coloradan, is being attacked as a "DEI hire" because she's a woman. Here's how we straight white guys, regardless of politics, should respond to that trendy slur. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqX2...

I donated — join me if you can, or just help spread the word?

i just want regular buses that show up on time. that's it.

yeah i think i'll be fine

but why are you describing the woman i have a crush on

this urge to launder rfk jr. as “just a guy who is right about a few things” is such a perfect example of how liberals are people who won’t take their own side in a fight

well this is a new level of dystopian www.denver7.com/news/local-n...

miss piggy is muppet margaret houlihan

whole new levels of exhausted bout to drop

marshmallow from bob's burgers

so has someone checked voting records to see who else is awol

I will never go to a fancy restaurant because cooking something is part of the fun of food, and I can replicate the experience of being a cook at a fancy restaurant by chugging 8 energy drinks and then chain-smoking while a small bear mauls me in a sauna

Denver has functionally ended veteran homelessness www.denverpost.com/2024/12/19/d...

the new jersey mind cannot comprehend

YES

intro to new testament studies with a prof who opened the semester by saying "this class is pointless because i have to teach you in english instead of greek, hebrew and aramaic"

Dem cheerleaders will get mad if you question the gerontocracy and say “you need to respect their decades of accomplishments”, and their decades of accomplishments are always like “voted on Clinton’s crime bill” and “toured Israel in 1979”

a crown style biopic about vaclav havel would be good right about now

does anyone know if there’s an archive of this tool? worried it’s gonna disappear after next month toolkit.climate.gov/tool/neighbo...

and he wasn't shy about it. here's Wikipedia on one of the speeches he made

late with this because i was running a fever and trying to cough up a lung, but Wednesday was the birthdate of Ralph Carr. for anyone who doesn't know that name, he was a great American. Carr was the 29th Governor of Colorado, but that is not why he deserves to be remembered. quick 🧵.

ugh. back to mastodon.

my hottest take is that the first caveperson to start singing was probably killed immediately