what in the hell is the point of this

okay but i can read bathroom graffiti for free and that’s more useful than your op-eds

right to be forgotten for minors seems like the more important part of this bill

It is hard to name the kind of grief you feel as you watch the Christian movement that raised you continually justify the most vile things, all for the sake of power, influence, and money. It’s hard to name the grief of knowing that there is nothing so vile they won’t justify.

die hard killed the big muscle badass action flick genre of schwarzenegger et al

i could not possibly care less if someone tosses a bag of dog crap in my trash bin

while you gathered signatures i studied the blade

after 8pm the home depot hot dog bar should become a whiskey bar because if you're at HD that late it means your day has taken a terrible turn and you could probably use a slug of bourbon (signed, someone who just rented carpet fans at 9pm)

my dad almost killed owen wilson

my grandpa wrote bananapants insane research articles for the creation research service trying to “prove” young earth creationism

tell me you never read a philip roth novel without telling me you never read a philip roth novel

i canceled my subscription to the economist about ten years ago and nothing since has made me regret that

wealth taxes are literally mental health care for billionaires

colorado’s large adult governor strikes again

are you saying that’s not flubber

i miss when the silly waste of money was just gold plated stereo cables

working on a lawn sign. original photo is CC-licensed www.flickr.com/photos/mikes...

i worked student IT helpdesk in college and 95% of my job was just running malwarebytes on some other kid's laptop because they did exactly this one kid showed us his excel file cataloguing his porn collection to make sure we didn't delete it

also people venting their own anxieties and fears into the ether

look a green banana is probably the least weird thing rfk jr has ever shoved up his ass

colorado has far too many elected officials filled by vacancy appointment imo

I think all super bowl halftime shows should now feature non-english headliners with surprise appearances by lady gaga. i nominate the tokyo ska paradise orchestra www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMpO...

yeah i’m never giving discord my id. they can suck a fat one.

between the alexa ad, the ring ad and the melania movie/bribe i think we need to shut down amazon and salt seattle with the ashes

if you let an ai tell you how to fix a garage door you will quite simply die

i hope this game ends with zero touchdowns simply because it would be funny, to me

we should recognize that a lot of these overperformances would be flying under the radar were it not for @taniel.bsky.social and @boltsmag.org

"what problem are we trying to solve here?"

matt damon

weird al

counterpoint is that twitter had the opposite structure (jack had like <3% of the company during his second go-round as ceo) and they still fell under a billionaire psychopath

i think we can safely assume nothing good will happen at that monastery be bought near aspen

costco should sell cpap equipment

applies to colorado too

calling in a hard drive check on tim sweeney

i got the AI doctor being deployed in Utah to provide me a hypothetical protocol for microdosing psilocybin. naturally, it cites Reddit www.doctronic.ai/r/7F4W3KYTS5...

mash used its 2.5 hour finale to once again bring the horrors of war and ptsd to every living room in america

if i ran a social network i would have the software hand out completely random 24 hour suspensions to active users. no warning just mandatory grass touching time

what the fuck was that harry enten segment

@colorado.gov you should resign for normalizing someone this evil

Denver City Council voted against a #KeyLimeAir lease at #DIA, citing #ICE as a major factor. Thank you Denver, and thank you to everyone who called. #ICEOut. #AbolishICE. No Kidnapping for Profit. coloradonewsline.com/briefs/ice-f...

whole new levels of juicelessness when john freaking hickenlooper is windmill dunking you

tonight you will be visited by three spirits

i hope someone has signed the duffer brothers for new shows but not given them so much of a budget that they can spend four years making one season of television

but john hughes made more than four movies?

at age six i got one of those vtech toy computers and then found a book on BASIC in my elementary school library. also my second grade teacher had a mini computer lab of apple IIs and IIIs people had given her after upgrading to pc/mac (in wyoming!) 30 years later and shocker i'm a software dev

i took my dog for santa photos