i think we can safely assume nothing good will happen at that monastery be bought near aspen

costco should sell cpap equipment

applies to colorado too

calling in a hard drive check on tim sweeney

i got the AI doctor being deployed in Utah to provide me a hypothetical protocol for microdosing psilocybin. naturally, it cites Reddit www.doctronic.ai/r/7F4W3KYTS5...

mash used its 2.5 hour finale to once again bring the horrors of war and ptsd to every living room in america

if i ran a social network i would have the software hand out completely random 24 hour suspensions to active users. no warning just mandatory grass touching time

what the fuck was that harry enten segment

@colorado.gov you should resign for normalizing someone this evil

Denver City Council voted against a #KeyLimeAir lease at #DIA, citing #ICE as a major factor. Thank you Denver, and thank you to everyone who called. #ICEOut. #AbolishICE. No Kidnapping for Profit. coloradonewsline.com/briefs/ice-f...

whole new levels of juicelessness when john freaking hickenlooper is windmill dunking you

tonight you will be visited by three spirits

i hope someone has signed the duffer brothers for new shows but not given them so much of a budget that they can spend four years making one season of television

but john hughes made more than four movies?

at age six i got one of those vtech toy computers and then found a book on BASIC in my elementary school library. also my second grade teacher had a mini computer lab of apple IIs and IIIs people had given her after upgrading to pc/mac (in wyoming!) 30 years later and shocker i'm a software dev

i took my dog for santa photos

So, I accidentally went on a date with a Nazi this past weekend. No, I did not know she was a Nazi going into the date. Then, the next morning: 1/n

@schnorkles.bsky.social another for the rural-ruination files

COMMENTARY: Why I'm raising money for a food bank in a deep red, pro-Trump area during the government shutdown

i want a netflix show that's just sliwa meeting bodega cats while telling the camera about all the times the mob tried to kill him

Tolkien, who saw almost all his friends die in the Somme, and knew the seduction of despair, wrote both Denethor and Saruman as doomers.

“politically correct sirens” sounds like an all-women punk group led by neko case

@bencollins.bsky.social Bad Pedophile at Rise Comedy in Denver, tonight 6:30 www.crowdwork.com/e/the-onion-...

chucky kirk was a shit human being and i refuse to mourn his death

costco has good prices on champagne fyi

colbert/lamar 2028

our large adult governor

soon

as a longtime former twitter employee, seeing what it's become is like watching your favorite child become a skinhead

taken in the gop house cloakroom

chicago pope means ketchup on a hot dog gets you excommunicated

the episode of letterkenny where the hicks and natives team up to beat the shit out of some nazis

@kylec.bsky.social Do you know if the chaos with federal grants affects Denver's veteran housing programs which, AIUI, were largely funded with VA grants?

i've binge-watched letterkenny like a dozen times does that qualify me for canadian residency

I’ve spent about 2-3 hours each day on calls or chats with my US gov friends. Here’s an anonymized recap of what’s going on. First, I am so very sorry that they are living our last year at Twitter. I never wanted to think about that time again, and I hope my advice is helpful. 1/

i took a beginner pistol class today and many of the other students were trans folks who said they're there because they're scared and want to know how to defend themselves

not an ingredient but: thermoworks thermometers

Wow, it's almost like Trump is enacting a radical, incredibly unpopular agenda that he never mentioned or explicitly denied during the campaign, and the Democrats and press are so mentally committed to servile accommodationism that they're pretending he has a sweeping mandate for that agenda!

SINGLE ROLL CALL! 🗣️ Quote this with your best selfie to let Bluesky know you’re single, perhaps your boo is here! 🤭

Trump's freezing of all civil rights cases at the DOJ is not part of an anti-DEI agenda, but an anti-civil rights agenda. DOJ was *founded* to protect Black rights during Reconstruction. That this difference is unclear speaks to the success of conservative propagandists and the failures of liberals.

DID YOU KNOW for 25 years Matthew Shepard had no permanent resting place due to concerns his grave would be vandalized Reverend Budde learned of this, she invited the Shepards to inter him inside the Washington National Cathedral. www.matthewshepard.org/matthew-shep... She was and is a real hero.

yes. they couch it as restoring the constitutional order, but the plain fact is they want to bring back a legal regime that sanctioned apartheid

It must also be said that the resistance of the broader US public to the lure of fascism in the 1930s was not due to any moral clarity but because they were relentlessly propagandized by FDR and allies to reject these ideas and embrace more liberal ones. They weren’t better people than we are.

i was at lambdaconf 2016 (i know, i'm sorry) and he was holding court with some other dumbasses. everything he said was transparently stupid but if you couch it in enough technobabble you'll find a market

pornhub should hire the old buzzfeed news crew angela white narrates the steele dossier

COMMENTARY: FEMA's administrator, a longtime Coloradan, is being attacked as a "DEI hire" because she's a woman. Here's how we straight white guys, regardless of politics, should respond to that trendy slur. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqX2...