Um, what’s going on here?? Down at the end of an NYT story on the Bondi firing www.nytimes.com/2026/04/02/u...

OK then

Researchers: we have discovered that when men yell at women to get back in the kitchen they are not gallantly offering them a first-rate opportunity. Similarly, when the same (white) guys yell about the loss of the Confederacy they are not respectfully offering black folks a great farming gig

reminder that the number one issue that the press covered in 2016, the one they told voters was THE MOST IMPORTANT thing in the election, was Hillary Clinton's compliance with Presidential Records Act record-keeping

We all go out the window www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kw1...

Purge all ladies, poll again, let's see where we are

Seems like this is also being bandied about www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

It was bored

Oh, so it's "imminent"

It's actually mindblowing to watch this movie and think about how much I would rather see EITHER the characters played by Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin, and Jane Fonda OR the actual people Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin, and Jane Fonda replace the current executive branch

Good lord. This woman sounds absolutely amazing -- an environmental scientist turned politician who was reportedly preparing to run for US Congress. Dead at 38

the mission will continue once NASA subscribes to Microsoft 365

I take your stuff to kill others. Do you like this

I am generally in favor of football poetry with dramatic strings

Semafor reporting Bondi about to be fired

If you're at a Red Sox home game and you want to send me a song request, this is the best place to do it. If you prefer to send it via Twitter, that's okay. If you prefer to send it via some other means, I may or may not see it in time. Thanks! Let's have an awesome Red Sox season together! ⚾ 🎹

The notion that any person born here should be denied U.S. citizenship because their parents happened to be immigrants is an anti-American perversion of legal principles that actually pre-date the 14th Amendment. The only support for that proposition is Dred Scott, which is of course no longer law.

The vast majority of Americans are birthright citizens. Unless you naturalized or were born abroad to an American parent, you are a citizen because of the 14th Amendment. There is nothing constitutionally distinct about Americans born here to non-Americans. We are all literally equal citizens.

How does current EPA administrator Lee Zeldin feel about child sex trafficking rings? Just curious www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/u...

Incredible

Great day for Moon fans.

$5.89? Jesus

This is great

The only sneakers I have ever returned for giving me devastating blisters on the first wear www.wsj.com/business/ret...

The cat’s new hobby is fighting raccoons on the porch roof through the window screen, and I am frankly here for it

Omg. This dad-in-space vibe is amazing 💚

Buddy, my closest Somali friend speaks at least four languages and is a partner at a global investment firm, hard as it may be to imagine for a guy who allegedly paid someone to take his SATs

sorry have to add my favorite one

Chag sameach to all and wishing us all a kinder, freer, more peaceful world.

Wild

Yeah that’s cool

I kind of want this from @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social, though, and more things should come in “lox”

Imagine spending the first few weeks of your child’s life suing the Social Security Administration so your baby won’t be deported.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Demolishing homes and blocking residents from land they have held for generations doesn’t really scream “security”

Delightful

This is so wack and creepy. Sending blood, frogs, lice, boils etc to everyone involved with this decision

Kristi Noem's Husband Gets Busty & Lindsey Graham Spotted at Disney World youtu.be/qADTr7d6gMU

A Throne Fit for a King (2026)

The Emperor’s New Chair

This is so unfortunate. Now we lose info from a SCOTUS reporter (with excellent politics, btw!!! Good lord, people) because people are harassing him over one piece of wording. This is not the enemy you’re looking for, folks

"He is not, however, the owner!"

BREAKING: Judge Richard Leon enjoins Trump ballroom construction in suit by National Trust for Historic Preservations. Order stayed for 14 days to allow for appeal. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

BREAKING Trump’s executive order directing federal agencies to stop funding NPR and PBS is “unlawful and unenforceable,” a federal judge ruled. Doc buff.ly/WcnQN4A

6-8% swing since late 2024

You wasn’t devastated when you was separating children and sending them to the camps

You wasn’t devastated when you was flying around America kidnapping people with your boyfriend

Here’s the thing… don’t be devastated be helpful

Yes, well, that's what happens when you're too busy installing a bed for two on your luxury anti-immigrant plane to tend to the homefront

To be fair, he has probably never been in a library except for a gala or something, which explains why the "library" has no books or papers, just AI people in tuxes