Seems like Bluesky is having una pausa durante la carga de la imagen

Telemundo isn't working on the plane, only FOX. This sport is 10 times more boring in English I'm going to fall asleep

Interesting view of July 4th preparations while taking off from DCA this morning

Voicemails for Isabelle is a perfect plane movie

Goodnight

Mood fr

Telemundo announcers STRONGLY questioning that offsides call

OH MY GOD?????

My mom is mad at my dad because a feral peacock keeps coming to their house and staring through the glass door into the kitchen and it turns out it's because my dad has been secretly feeding it

Oh hello! We're working through our complicated feelings about July 4th, being driven around the Episcopal campus in a golf cart, and organizing our records autobiographically in a surprise THURSDAY EDITION of ALXtra with @oconnell.bsky.social:

BALL DON'T LIE

How am I supposed to pausa after that

A colleague of mine who's a Clean Air Act expert has been warning people not to go outside during the fireworks and especially not to let their kids go out

*alan jackson voice* es la pausa de hidratición en algún lugar

PSA part of the pausa de hidratación meme format is that you're supposed to post them during the actual pausa

Devastated that we will be rafting through the wilds of Montana on July 5 and unable to watch England-Mexico at the Azteca Whyyyy was I not thinking about the World Cup schedule when I booked this trip 13 months ago

I'd like to have a word with whoever decided to shoot colored chalk all over us at the RiverRenew ribbon cutting

That was a golazo if I've ever seen a golazo

Together, we are América

WHAT

He remembers his time in Del Ray fondly.

As usual the Supreme Court has made me feel physically ill I apologize in advance for how many pausa de hidratación memes I post later today as a dissociative coping mechanism

Waiting for SCOTUS

I get to spend my Tuesday with coffee-soaked shoes because the woman in front of me on the Metro dropped her grande Starbucks onto the floor There's no eating or drinking allowed in the trains FOR A REASON

Happy end of Pride! It's officially the last day you can use this excuse

Okay Netherlands. You like orange. We fucking get it!!!

Did Sonia Sotomayor and I go to the same Bad Bunny concert? Was she in the casita??

First Brazil now Paraguay, huge day for mate-drinking countries with Guaraní populations!!!!!!

I'm still so mad about the Colombia goal being taken away for one offside toe that I hope all other teams get a goal taken away on an equally inane basis, for fairness

GOLAÇOOOOOOOO

About to do something very dumb

On behalf of all my friends who have put in so much hard work at the ENVIRONMENT and Natural Resources Division, fuck this!!!

There are so many things to appreciate about this paragraph from the Guardian's review of Bad Bunny's London concert, but my main takeaway is that the casita seems to be the only house in the UK with air conditioning

Closing out the weekend with a bourbon sour made with homemade tart cherry syrup

[Bad Bunny voice] Canadá!!!