The sensation that will haunt me the rest of today is when I picked up what looked like a dark piece of kibble with my bare hands off the carpet this morning. Reader, it was not kibble, though at one point it may have been.

I fear we're at the "We can't give up power, there would be consequences for what we've done" stage.

whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote

Finally found someone who went to a worse first ever date movie than I did. Much worse.

Because they like swords and can't read. Saved you a click

They had to shut down every Spring in order to rewire the rides in March.

My wife will leave me someday after I’ve pointed out impossibilities/errors in geography in a movie or show one too many times. Will that stop me from continuing to do so? Are the jagged mountain peaks just west of Boston covered in snow this time of year? [The Last of Us, 2024]

Delightfully unhinged!

my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !! big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org

2026 feels like that time we all agreed to meet at the 24-hour diner after the bar closed, only to find out the diner was also closed.

This might be the best thirty minutes you spend all week. youtu.be/jrsUeuBPFhM?...

Has anyone actually ever seen this movie? Seems kind of made up. My mom had the soundtrack album, which I never played because Barbara Streisand has not ever been my bag at any point in my life, but I’m not even sure she saw the film. If it even exists. I think they made it uo to sell the album.

Captain America and the

Avatar movies are like CBS dramas. Nobody knows anyone who watches them but they make a million of them and they’re all wildly profitable.

Anyone else find it low-key hilarious how much work a member of the Trump cabinet (Hegseth) is doing to raise the heroic profile of a guy (Mark Kelly) who has to be considered to be on the shortlist of potential Dem 2028 presidential contenders? I mean, these are not smart people.

Doctor Spaceman Jr.

you guys ever see Looper

Especially for @doritosfont.bsky.social

Oh, you're Ace? How long has this been going on??

I never contribute to the morning walk feed because I only ever walk from my front door to my car, but this was a pretty NoVa sky.

This, tho. Lest we forget

Nothing makes me feel like an old-timey frontiersman more than judging the age of the cat puke by how warm it feels through the paper towel.

Dan Campbell crying as he addresses his players after the Lions season ended is giving big “I love my dead gay son!” energy, but in a sincerely touching way.

All the CBS NFL studio guys wearing conspicuous 🇺🇸 pins on their lapels. None of the FOX NFL studio guys are. Terry Bradshaw is wearing something on his lapel—looks like a golden bulldog? Idolatrous.

Is that Jeff Goldblum’s real family in those Xfinity ads?

Tom Brady is a billionaire, right? He owns parts of Raiders & Birmingham FC, maybe other sports clubs too. So why is he constantly on tv shilling everything from pizza to rental cars to god knows what else? And he’s also getting like a billion from FOX for tv work? WTF dude weren’t you breast fed?

Love me some horrors of the deep

Respect the point! Ha’way the lads! #SAFC

What a bunch of diving cnuts this Spurs team are.

Everyone is morally obligated to listen to—or play—The Cowboy Song today

Remembering the legendary Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzy, who passed away at the age of 36 on this day in 1986.

Kind of an odd, choppy start. Probably to be expected when you play four games in two weeks. #SAFC playing with fire at times playing out of the back the way Spurs are pressing.

The pink private eye is a place the pink matador is no longer allowed to go.

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.

New year, same old HOT JAZZ SATURDAY NIGHT on WAMU and thank god for it.

I think that if you're wondering if the US should have the World Cup stripped from them after kidnapping a head of state in an illegal military action you need to understand that it's increasingly autocratic regimes that organizations like FIFA prefer to do business

Absolutely wild AFCON game going on in Casablanca, where it’s windy, cold and pouring buckets—as one expects, in Morocco. Mali and Tunisia heading to penalties eventually, assuming a dozen other insane things don’t happen in the next ten minutes. It’s impossible not to love African football.

We’re all waiting for a bad guy to catch a consequence that’s not “die from natural causes at 90”

(from left to right) Gronk! Jim Nantz! Tony Gonzalez! Jimmy Johnson! It’s the all-new NFL Today on CBS!

Diarra starting for Senegal in their AFCON knockout game vs. Sudan. #SAFC

I’m baking cookies about it.

Nottingham Forest being forced to make an injury substitution at goalkeeper. The injury is “extreme embarrassment.”

when you experience not understanding what's going on, your choices are: 1) do the work to understand 2) decide it's not for you and move on 3) freak the absolute fuck out and churn out take after take about how [thing] is destroying society. if you chose 3, congratulations! you are Conservative

Incommminnggg!!!