Just won two tickets (caller ten, FTW) to see the Washington Wizards play the Atlanta Hawks next Tuesday night, so I think we’ve definitively answered this question.

This is an excellent story. We got similar pitches from the same writer at Defector and if they had not been entirely generated by someone plugging prompts into The Fabulism Device they really would've been cool.

Just watched a crow take a big dump on the hood of my car—right in front of me—never breaking eye contact. That’s gotta be good luck somewhere, right?

What asshole called it “Hump Day” and not “What Do You Mean It’s Only Fucking Wednesday?”

At the most Mexican place on Earth, the Raiders-Cowboys tailgate 🇲🇽

Well, wasn’t strep or Covid so that’s good. No idea what it is so that’s not great. Told me to gargle with saltwater & gave me some lidocaine spray, told me to come back in a few days if it’s not better. We’ll see. Ambiguity sucks but at least it’s not the known bad options I guess. Thanks everyone!

The NFL running an ad showing Bills fans “baptizing” their infants by laying them on little mini breakable tables, while cute, isn’t exactly dispelling the notion that Bills fans are a cult.

Have spent 3 days in agony with a throat that feels coated in glass. Not getting any better with rest & fluids so I looked up my symptoms @ TIL you won’t get over strep throat (if that’s what this is) without antibiotics. Thank god I found a CVS minute clinic nearby with an opening this afternoon.🤒

A truly cursed and possibly unwinnable game.

Heard you decided to watch the Dolphins and Commanders play a football game.

There are two cats in this photo.

It may not be immediately obvious, but AI is a gift to the fossil fuel industry. That’s because AI’s massive energy use is giving fossil fuels a lifeline when they should be rapidly phased out in response to the climate emergency.” www.commondreams.org/opinion/clim...

I bet these professional sports analysts absolutely love being forced to read AI analysis provided by sponsor Microsoft Copilot live on-air. They may as well call the place they sit a cuck chair.

I’ve never met a woman who wasn’t sexually harassed or abused at least once in her life (usually before she even turned 18) and I feel like we as a society aren’t mad enough about it.

Jesus Christ, #SAFC defender Omar Alderete not even in this game against the #USMNT gets himself a red card by taking a swing at an American player during some sideline handbags in injury time. Guess he won’t be getting back up to speed in Paraguay’s next friendly. Poor refereeing led to all this.

When your sentences run concurrently.

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Glad there’s a Washington Spirit game on today before I hatewatch the USMNT game later.

Y’all might remember Kuro cost us a few thousand in vet visits starving himself & throwing up when we first brought home the kittens. We’ve been using this stuff for a couple of months now and it’s like magic. Are they all buddies now? No, but he not only tolerates their presence he hangs with them!

Movie Cat of the Week is Silky from the Korean horror film THE CAT (2011). Silky (along with the other cats) is protected by a vengeful spirit, and anyone who harms or mistreats them becomes the spirit’s next victim. Read more in MEOW! CATS IN HORROR, SCI-FI, AND FANTASY MOVIES. amzn.to/4iJYvTb

I get shit like this in my Meta feeds all the time. Sharing this for the brilliant question their AI contributed to the discussion.

Hey @beckyhammer.bsky.social your rabid fox made the news on WTOP!

I, for one, welcome our new trash panda overlords. But for real, fascinating science on how we might be seeing the very early stages of domestication in action in wild animals. 🧪 By @marinacoladas.bsky.social for @sciam.bsky.social

A Very British Mystery

“How come no one is talking about [thing everyone on here was talking about for a solid 2-3 hours yesterday]??” Life comes at you fast, sugarpuss. There’s a lot going on, try to keep up.

nothing good has ever happened on a treadmill!!!

I agree with this article—that #SAFC should dream big and chase European football—but dammit if I don’t live in a city (D.C.) where the American Football team made an equivalent decision, only to crash spectacularly this season, probably setting themselves back years. Hashtag Relegate The Commanders

Les Affranchis [1990]

Something like 40% of military families face food insecurity issues. A literal pizza party would have been more helpful than this shit.

Imagine my twisted delight to discover new old Tom Waits concert video from ‘98. He’s like the beatnik Howling Wolf. #tomwaits #musicsky youtu.be/P4CmBTG-kL4?...

One thing about pedophiles is a lot (most?) of them think they’re perfectly normal, that every man has these urges etc. If you’ve ever travelled solo in Southeast Asia you’d know this all too well. I‘ve had some truly repulsive attempts at friendly conversation thrown my way by skeevy Western dudes.

It strikes me that it’s going to be up to us to make sure there is a cultural memory for what’s been happening in the last 15 years. It’s clear that if we don’t force a drastic change of perspective on basically every institution, all of this will get memory holed or “reinterpreted” to be less awful

“Last Monkee Standing Tour” was right there, Mickey. Oh well, you’ll get ‘em next time.

Enrage a Spaniard today by relaying this tidbit I caught on local radio when one of our Washington Commanders players was asked what he’s looking forward to on their upcoming trip to Spain. “The food. Gonna get me some tacos. Gonna get me some churros.”

February 23rd, The Birchmere, Alexandria VA! There’s a video in the link of Billy playing with his solo band in the studio. Apparently one of the Haim sisters is his drummer? Seems like a straight blues-rock experience. Surely they’d slip in at least a couple ZZ Top tunes too, don’t you think?

Only a bunch of clueless dipshits would think it’s a good idea to piss off and put into a corner the guys who can make airplanes come down wherever they want them to.

Reverse cowgirl because I just had my hip replaced

ZZ Top played a show in Las Vegas night before we left town. I was *this close* to buying tickets—they’re in my “top ten favorites who I’ve never seen live” list—but we were so exhausted by our trip at that point and were leaving the next morning so I passed. Still, sorry I’ll prob. never see ‘em.

This is excellent, but you gotta supply your own “a-haw-haw-haw-haws.”

James Bond: Quantum Leap of Solace

If I could pick two people today from my skyline to have dinner with it would be the guy who reports on Jeopardy! players shaking hands and the moot who tracks how bad people are at guessing the value of a boat showcase on the Price is Right.

The Price is Right way of saying “fuck you“ is putting a boat in a showcase. Nobody knows how much a goddamn boat costs.

Boat Showcase remains undefeated. Dude underbid by 15 grand. Nobody knows what a fucking boat costs. Nobody.

Dude was over by almost 20 grand! 😂😂

First time in months I’ve been able to catch a Showcase Showdown. Mfer got a boat showcase and DID NOT PASS it in to the next guy. Let’s see how that works out for him.

Ayahuasca is a beautiful name for a girl.