some of you do not have the equipment to parse the day-to-day goings-on of the Senate

It's good to correct the record but I don't know that we can blame the initial misidentification of the man on the internet. I was scouring social media to find hints for the name as the news broke and the first place I saw him identified as "Gordon Findlay" was in the captions at Getty Images.

if you're gonna tell me how brave some white dude who ran away out of amorphous fear is, you need to do better than "is willing to do swears"

dear evan hansen fandom foreshadowing a campaign where people pretended he’s a child despite being in his thirties

No.

"Good one-on-one" is something I think online spaces are built perfectly to miss about a lot of really awful people. I get the sense lucid Trump was very good one on one. He also did a lot of stuff we call "retail politics" among his social set - remembering things conversations, sending cards, etc.

just goes to show: better leap to trans defense, or trans will make you past tense 🏳️‍⚧️

guys he's back www.youtube.com/watch?v=J90T...

Kid 1 wants a camera for Christmas. she's gonna find out Santa's elves buy used

If you're going to call someone else's posting "performative," the thing you're doing better not also be performative

new euphemism for "carnival" just dropped

one of the TV channels is airing the SNL from February 29, 2020. It's wild.

haven't looked into it but there's no way that Ground News thing I keep seeing advertised on youtube isn't some chud laundering operation

It's kinda wild how, decades into this fairly mature industry where 8 figure capex for a project is commonplace and 9 figure capex for a project isn't all that remarkable, outcomes suggest that project management is still completely un-figured-out.

His lawyer:

the zoolander gasoline fight is so unrealistic, they would be choking on the fumes before they would ever light a cigarette. ruined the movie for me and my three adult sons

Nope, not wondering that.

what would releasing the Epstein files even do

I'm really curious to see if the entire FireTV business has been propped up by easy piracy this whole time

Look, I'm happy for everyone it makes happy, but the Entireprise D is a perfect collection of curves and contours and it simply does not fit that medium

Andreesen Horowitz make this guy Daniel Penny's boss

solid stunt perfectly underlined by the Speaker of the House hitting the entire government with this bad boy

he's so mad the grim reaper keeps missing

For those of you who lost track of the lore, Brett Cooper is the former Daily Wire person who everyone instantly remarked looked like Ben Shapiro in a wig. She was also the star of their never-finished (started?) Snow White adaptation.

That lady who used to lipsync to Trump really didn’t have a pivot to anything huh

is this child being educated

I once described Conor Sen as "generally fine," so if you'd like to issue me an L in the replies I suggest doing so.

this is so sick

god damn it. editors, just read a few of alice’s columns, and it’ll be immediately obvious that it deserves a good home, perhaps on your pages

GAMBLE TENT GAMBLE TENT GAMBLE TENT

Today I wrote about the Thoughtful Gesture Industrial Complex--new things people are expected to buy to be good spouses, partners or parents--and the fact that almost all of this is astroturfed from TikTok. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-get-s...

Giving my beloved mutuals a heads up that paynushurts is doing a joke character

Virginia's power monopoly built itself a glass skyscraper in Richmond

I am somewhat annoyed that Spanberger basically cut Jay Jones loose for the last few weeks despite being about as ahead as one can be in a contested election.

DIS-COURSE DIS-COURSE DIS-COURSE

Jared Myrrh

Registering support for my friend who's eating a bunch of dunks for speaking his truth about a show that is more comforting than it is funny.

The Hobie Doyle fandom is dying REPOST if you can SENSE YOUR SADDLE

patient is no longer retaining geographic memory of his residence and workplace

1/ Virginia next-day thoughts. Spanberger's margin (+15.2) beat most polls and expectations. Small caveat though - Henrico County, Spanberger's home county, is giving her a 40% margin *and* a greater raw turnout than 2024. I am pretty sure that's an error, so we're taking some points off the board.

you could say that we are sitting at the table of success. do you see that waiter? that used to be your hater.

I expect to see these filled out by Friday

remember when she got handed one of Georgia's Senate seats and couldn't even hold it for one election lol

"everyone get off Twitter" means everyone.

oops here is the gift link