squirt them word turds while you can, Ben's Assy

[youth pastor voice] I'm not "dodging" the question I just want to know why it's so important to you "how" I met my wife

is california gonna spend Woke 2 with a Republican Governor

add him

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

if I were Homelander I would simply kill Hughie

homelander seems like kind of a bad guy now, I don't think I like that

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Pitt. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Robby's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his p

does anyone know if there's a straightforward policy solution to low birthrates whose only real obstacle is a belief in ethnostates?

they had the fancy natural casing hot dogs on clearance at Kroger. We're eating good, boys

Women are gathering degrees like they're the infinity stones and men are asking chatgpt which gas gets you highest

their version of the legend of billie jean seems way better

I didn't realize how gray

folks you gotta take the kid to the grocery store, it's elite quality time

this is how I found out she was in on all that

It's so cool that I have to run an entire background thing just to make a button on my mouse not take me to the task switcher

No I think it would work if I did it.

wait how the hell do the Obamas exist in The Boys

torrenting a show that's on a streaming service I have access to because it's easier than using their app

chillin

there's a scene in Tenet where way in the background you can see a clown flying feet first into a cannon

we're all gonna be saying this out of nowhere while sitting in a rocking chair at the millennial nursing home

Will always take the opportunity to bring up that these people have made my brother's life terrible, as a non-verbal special-needs dude with a severe phobia of dogs. Like "will scream if any dog quickly approaches him" bad. Abusing accessibility measures is evil, and all these people suuuckkk

Finding that Reddit is becoming a "pisses me off more than anything" app. Algorithmic "suggestion" ruins everything.

They're delusional but I actually could though.

It's Time.

Far as nation-states go that's a pittance

Women

if they're not gonna throw her in jail she's right

Some fundie outfit with capital could really go nuts on Busch Gardens

I've come to realize everyone other than Daily Wire who says "we're not doing woke politics" is straight up lying for an audience they know to be morons

these guys have no idea what to say to keep their movement intact

If I was in the Paw Patrol, there would come a point where I would simply let Mayor Humdinger die

I thought Harris was gonna win 🤷🏼

Great now I have to explain to my wife why I’ve been laughing and “wing a ding ding doodle” doesn’t explain it at all

I'm assuming they have the same brain parasite as everyone else jacked into Tiktok

Gonna be honest, I am fully distracted from the Epstein files

he's impeachable if you build the political will to impeach him

blood pressure ain't nothing but a number

there will never be another GTA 4

"what's that one Shania Twain song, where it sounds like she keeps slipping on a banana peel?"

Michael Vick did a horrible thing. he paid his debt to society for that thing. and he has worked to make reparation for what he did. and despite this, still to this day there are still white people who insist that Vick should never be allowed to work or live or make money.

I think Byron Allen buying the two late night slots on CBS might be the actual death of network TV

Should have just ended shutdowns when we had the trifecta, but they didn't and look at that, Trump did the worst version.

Still can't figure out how one ends up making 9 unwatchable hours of video about this meme-tastic game

oh that's CURSED

what is up with chud rabble and the Chrysler Pacifica specifically?