new quil just dropped

update: got the syrup

Ok but what if you ordered pedals for your sim rig and fucking Google Pay put your old apartment as the delivery address and Logitech "can't" cancel it, so you leave work early and wait near your old apartment for a FedEx truck and the box is just RIGHT THERE on the ground and it's a normal doorbell

It's never people with real jobs who say that kind of thing. Airline pilots are never like "yeah dude you gotta grind yourself into a pulp if you want that paper"

Bro did you know you were shooting a video today You look like you just got licked by a camel, bro

update just dropped we have Dale Earnhardt at home

since the dawn of time video games have had 3 true genres: flying, driving, and golf

I know we're all focusing on how gacked out Rubio is at that lectern but did he get hair plugs

It IS porn spam, actually

pill NyQuil doesn't hit right

watching my favorite christmas movie and once again asking what kind of family brings a man his birthday cake while he's taking a bath

4K Bluray playback off the disc on an AMD PC, let's fuckin go

MY SOUL IS READY, BONDI. HOW ABOUT YOURS?

Pretty sure I'm sick, that's good

bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public

GOTTA SPIKE HARDER THAN THAT, BARI

I always found the GamersNexus guy low-key annoying because he had a habit of getting hyper-righteous about what are basically treats. That all goes away now that he's found proper targets.

Dudes Rock

I wrote about Bari Weiss, 60 Minutes, CBS News, and what all of this says about the state of mainstream media. www.readtpa.com/p/the-kill-s...

For my last Buying Power of the year, I wrote about one way to think about the divergence in consumer sentiment (bad) and behavior (free-spending) this year: It’s the YOLO economy, typified by the expanding popularity of services like Klarna and Affirm. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

that whole crew's takes about #NoKings look pretty fuckin dumb in retrospect

great googly moogly

John Beast operates with an intentionality that makes his whole deal so much darker. He has calculated how many of us would dunk on his most recent stunt and decided to go ahead with it.

What it's like to cross Virginia Beach Blvd at Pembroke

There should be an Amazon Anti-Wish list where you put things you very specifically do not want to receive.

One of these has to be the one they've been staging at the port in Portsmouth right

Chat, she got her pets back.

There he is. John Jamiroquai.

TOM CRUISE: (pensive) america, good afternoon. by now, you should have received the alert on your mobile devices, your devices, your smart tvs. the programming should be taking hold at this moment. please know, that no matter what happens next, thank you for loving the movies. goodbye

In 5 years anyone who can read 20 pages in one sitting will be Magneto

I don't think Bari Weiss is flouting public scorn to demonstrate the Right's supposed invulnerability. She, like her tech dilletente benefactors, thinks that the public will embrace a right wing version of what she imagines a mainstream news org to be, and she's costing them a fortune doing so.

Monday and Tuesday are gonna be dumb as hell work days

I am so ready for Christmas to be over

Mourning

say what you will about the krassenstein collective, robert mueller and the rule of law did in fact go

why bother getting up in the morning anymore

proud DeWalt Battery household checking in (every battery and tool I have is a knockoff)

I really hate Discord, could we all just go back to IRC

Discourse is the mind killer

getting downvoted into oblivion in r/switch2 for telling a bunch of nerds that "gatekeeping" isn't when someone online doesn't agree

heading into 2026 like

Ice Spice is in the new SpongeBob movie, just to give you an idea of how long it takes to make an animated film

how cool would it be if it happened on christmas

the master bedroom TV has an indoor antenna. why bother with the rooftop unit if that's good enough to give you a clean signal???

me when the credits rolled on Fast X

The great old comedy writer Larry Gelbart said that your style is formed by what you can’t do. I wish more people understood that. That and the Martha Graham quote about keeping the channel open.

Santa drunkenly naming one reindeer after the director of Lethal Weapon 2 and straight up calling another one a whore

we never did get that spider-man christmas album did we

do I just throw out the xbox one kinect?

please don't bother me while I'm watching Casualties of War on my PSP