yeah swing your fuckin towels now

Gonna watch the new Emilia Clarke show on Peacock to see how they deal with her being 3'-11"

Just means the Ravens get the ball back sooner. Trust the plan, patriots are in control

"Jury of My Peers"

Billy Bob Thornton spending the end of his career pandering to the hogs in cell phone commercials that trade on the character he plays in streaming lugenpresse slop feels like a fitting punishment for being so obnoxious at his peak.

I hope this shitty fucking Ravens team wins the Super Bowl and it has a score of something terrible like 13-8

Do they sell them with rando jizz

Ladies and gentlemen, Lamar Jackson

Remember when the streaming services couldn't do 60 fps and sports looked terrible on them

It took me a few days longer to quit Twitter than it should have because she followed me there

Gonna haunt them

Stancil has his haters correctly diagnosed and that whole cluster of assholes makes this place worse every day.

I agree but I also can't stop noticing nobody ever says this about videos of people acting out intergenerational incest stuff in an Airbnb. It's always kind of a begrudging "yes" when it comes to the stuff the worst straight 19 year old freshman at the local junior college jerks off to.

1998, which was not 30 years ago, was the year I turned 13 and you can tell this is a pile of dung because I've got maybe 3 tracks from this in my present day playlists.

I think an under-acknowledged factor in the weird persistence of this is the fact that it is Chud Lore that every website on the internet is full of CSAM.

2026 is gonna be the year where I don't post for a day or two, I can feel it

please buy more television my children are starving

A friend of mine used this same dumbshit excuse when someone years ago said anyone making 50k/year was a class traitor. You’re not allowed to be a fucking idiot just because you felt a feeling

you know what might really take this omelet to the next level is some olive oil mixed in with the egg, I'll just add some to the mix aaaand ah shit right, that's mayonnaise. I invented mayonnaise again.

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you know, the way retro game discourse is, you'd think flight simulators never happened. That whole genre was a very big deal! even when the discussion is PC-only, they get a footnote. Got fucking Alice in there but not Jane's F/A-18.

This guy rules. Shut the fuck up at the theatre.

For the past year I've had the feeling that the Trump administration's primary goal is the creation of content, and I expanded upon it here in the wake of our excursion in Venezuela

Kid 2 said she wanted to try ramen. So we went to the grocery store, picked this one out, made sous vide eggs to add to it, and then made it together. So if nothing else I fit one (1) unit of Good Stuff into today.

I think everyone near Trump told him the whole thing was about Oil and thats the reason he is psyched on it because he’s a deals guy but the main motivating factor is an insane Cuba-level right wing grievance to do violence and imperialism more than a practical motivation.

[different source] got an open matte scan of Mean Girls. Fun!

wife has started using the phrase "when you all start going where you go during the day again"

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

In The 1st Degree should be treated as an honorary Myst game since the trailer was on the disc

Kid 2 walking around with an insulated mug full of cider I warmed in the milk frother. Kid's got it made.

LoL dead silence from your friend and ally Bill Kristol

It's gotta matter at some point that consumers don't want to open their wallets for this stuff

this was such a good fucking post

did everybody just stop doing undershirts

TYT, whatever happened there www.youtube.com/watch?v=njKh...

you can tell when the person whose av is a Freedom of Speech edit didn't make the one they're using, because a true Poster flips horizontal so it faces their Posts

Those machines should be turned back on.

I think that's true of Musk, I don't think that's true of Ellison. I think the Ellisons share Weiss's belief that legacy media were Liberal state media, and that audiences will reward them for producing Trumpist state media in that mold.

wait they're supposed to be GAY in the hockey show? I thought they were fighting! I thought it was a new type of fight choreo!

Ok everyone got their easy dunks out of the way, here's a substantive one THIS happened BECAUSE he was completely defeated. The George W Bush Presidency had effectively ended at that point. He lost not just the House, but the Senate too, because voters hated him. You get THIS when WE WIN.

E-rated racing games doing historical F1 content:

I have once again accidentally pressed the GameChat button nintendo, pls just let games use those megaflops

a huge part of my leaving twitter in 2023 was knowing I could fresh-start away some folks

it's gonna turn out this somehow cost $250 million

Assetto Corsa Evo is pretty good now. If anyone cares.

I have Gran Turismo 4 Spec II working perfectly in 4K on PCSX2 WITH MY WHEEL....except the accelerator is inverted and I can't un-invert it. Even force feedback works! except it's still undrivable. Shoot!