When I was 12 I really wanted to see this movie. My grandmother took me to see it when I was staying with her for the weekend, and afterward she asked me, so pleasantly and kindly, "so what WAS that?" Kid 1 is named for her.

Walk Hard, a movie full of funny people throwing real heat, this is always the scene I look forward to.

If you do a quick search you'll find that this whole incident was pushed by people who had previous beefs with Parker who were looking for any excuse to hound her and if you jumped in thinking you were defending furry rights contrats on being a gullible mark with a blender where a brain should be.

My hardhat got knocked off by an temporary ventilation duct. When trying to catch it behind my back I tripped and fell. The back of my head hit a 2 inch pipe a couple inches off the deck. It made a loud ping in a loud space. I remember the "oooh" from several dozen Trades types.

Walton Goggins slowly moving his hairline forward. He knows he has to slow walk it or too many of us will notice.

Hey kids!

There should be no such thing as an "ineligible receiver" beyond the line of scrimmage. If you let those big boys get down the field, they should be allowed to catch the ball.

Reddit is so cooked, man.

Star Wars Trek

the two options for a coach should be Suit or Uniform. Tired of seeing these guys show up in sweatshirts and polos.

It rules being a home user whose needs are more than met by the copy of Office 07 that came with my college

telling Michael Bay that teaching Army guys how to swim seems like it would be easier to do than making Navy guys into supersoldiers until he tells me to shut the fuck up

I appreciated Walz openly accepting culpability for losing in 2024 when a lot of other people should have. But honestly, I lost a lot of interest in having him around when he let JD Vance off the hook for running a flimsy swift boat play on him for the weeks leading up to the VP debate.

Kinda ready for Roman to start his own channel

you guys ever see Looper

Is this what it felt like to be a Liberal under Reagan? Just this constant hum of "surely it'll all come crashing down" and that keeps not happening?

One Poster Per Relationship

I think the feeding frenzy is kind of a magical chaos object in spaces like this. You can cultivate and sustain a very large following once you've tuned into what posts will cause one. But it also rots you, because everyone you do it to remembers, and most of them are still here. Waiting.

money, love, health, these are the demons you must slay to be bluesky's most prolific poster

PS5 Spec Forever is a theory like gravity is a theory

happy All The Stuff We Said We'd Handle After The Holiday everyone

me putting a pin in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! me circling back: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

It bums me out cuz 60 Minutes is like the last of the broadcast newsmagazine shows that didn’t go all in on murder

Most disappointing 3 hours in Pittsburgh since The Dark Knight Rises

Cris I don't think there's such a thing as a game winning punt

NO LET HIM TRY AGAIN

the move here is to throw a pick

OH MY GOD HOW DID HE COME DOWN WITH THAT

Missed extra point lmao this game is unserious

yeah swing your fuckin towels now

Gonna watch the new Emilia Clarke show on Peacock to see how they deal with her being 3'-11"

Just means the Ravens get the ball back sooner. Trust the plan, patriots are in control

"Jury of My Peers"

Billy Bob Thornton spending the end of his career pandering to the hogs in cell phone commercials that trade on the character he plays in streaming lugenpresse slop feels like a fitting punishment for being so obnoxious at his peak.

I hope this shitty fucking Ravens team wins the Super Bowl and it has a score of something terrible like 13-8

Do they sell them with rando jizz

Ladies and gentlemen, Lamar Jackson

Remember when the streaming services couldn't do 60 fps and sports looked terrible on them

It took me a few days longer to quit Twitter than it should have because she followed me there

Gonna haunt them

Stancil has his haters correctly diagnosed and that whole cluster of assholes makes this place worse every day.

I agree but I also can't stop noticing nobody ever says this about videos of people acting out intergenerational incest stuff in an Airbnb. It's always kind of a begrudging "yes" when it comes to the stuff the worst straight 19 year old freshman at the local junior college jerks off to.

1998, which was not 30 years ago, was the year I turned 13 and you can tell this is a pile of dung because I've got maybe 3 tracks from this in my present day playlists.

I think an under-acknowledged factor in the weird persistence of this is the fact that it is Chud Lore that every website on the internet is full of CSAM.

2026 is gonna be the year where I don't post for a day or two, I can feel it

please buy more television my children are starving

A friend of mine used this same dumbshit excuse when someone years ago said anyone making 50k/year was a class traitor. You’re not allowed to be a fucking idiot just because you felt a feeling

you know what might really take this omelet to the next level is some olive oil mixed in with the egg, I'll just add some to the mix aaaand ah shit right, that's mayonnaise. I invented mayonnaise again.