Joad The Wet Sprocket
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2 Mello
about 16 hours ago
Xbox would still be alive if they had put a third jet set radio on there.
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You know who else thinks Computer Means It's Nobody's Fault? The people firing all the journalists.
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about 16 hours ago
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about 18 hours ago
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about 19 hours ago
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Captain ACAB
about 20 hours ago
Gonna be honest here, I think a massive tax on all YouTube, streaming and posting related income would go a long way towards fixing a lot of modern day ills. Some of our faves may have to find an actual job but so be it
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oh, is there a courtsball on?
about 20 hours ago
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I got REAL far into typing a post before realizing that was the search bar
1 day ago
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bleary
1 day ago
Hosanna in the highest H-O-S-A-N-N-A
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buying AR glasses so there's constantly a floating reminder that it's not worth getting my ass kicked to ask someone if they really don't own headphones in my field of view
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Guys be sure and delete all your old posts complaining that virtual console got replaced by a subscription before you start complaining that these aren't on NSO
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1 day ago
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she's just like me (kinda dumb)
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Shoegaze Dad (edited)
1 day ago
I hate when products say "enjoy" at the end of their instructions. Don't tell me what to do, Metamucil
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US Postal Service is short for Ulysses S. Postal Service
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they got her doing the humiliation ritual huh
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Jeff F
2 days ago
I get what he's aiming for but he's like the popular kid whose whole shtick is moaning about how bad this school sucks
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“I used Torment Nexus giftcards for literally anything that I would use a credit card for,” says Trivieri, who works as a product lead for the Torment Nexus.
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2 days ago
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Hard to ignore the "doubters' damnation is inevitable" component of this crew's whole thing.
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2 days ago
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post malone ergo propter malone
2 days ago
I would rather have a Bluesky where people are loose enough to make mistakes sometimes. but if you look at replies and QTs there it is extremely clear that people are understanding this as something that is not true. and I do think we all have a responsibility to the truth.
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Hell yeah brothers continue to learn nothing
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2 days ago
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relax guys, it’s still ken
10 months ago
i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day
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I don't think I like this.
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Sky Marchini
3 days ago
I don't have to explain a fucking thing to you.
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right before Asteroid City started I found out from my phone that the Supreme Court took $10,000 from me. I don't really get mad at movies, even if they suck. I enjoy the medium too much.
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nobody™️
3 days ago
I don't get vicious responses because I post nothing but heat and when I don't post heat, it's because y'all don't understand. What I'm saying is it's never my fault
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Microplastics Sommelier
3 days ago
the carlos mencia of bluesky
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Matt Zoller Seitz
3 days ago
RIP Tom Noonan, a friend for 18 years. Often typecast as villains, he was an actor's actor, a unique playwright & filmmaker, a gifted composer, and a pianist with a sweet voice. My kids & I used to go to his tiny apartment for dinner (pizza). We'd have a few drinks & he'd start to play. Magic.
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we're doing agile now
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4 days ago
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my dad had that book
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4 days ago
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Tiny Brontosaurus
4 days ago
okay, the rule of thumb on force projection is 50 victims to one aggressor, and that's math that assumes the aggressor is drawing actual blood. 7k agents gives them best-case force over 350k voters (that they would have to *murder* for this math to apply). Over 112m people voted. show your work.
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19 days ago
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just gonna do a quick blockity block before someone sics their followers on me
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Bill Clinton's "Sister Soulja moment" was also a face-to-face betrayal of Jesse Jackson and the Rainbow Coalition, if you need another reason to wish it was him instead.
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Norfölkology
4 days ago
😭😭😭😭🫡🫡
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Look, I post a lot about video games, but if you sound like this you should really take a beat and assess whether you're burning your best energy on the right thing.
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is he just gonna do this every week
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I tell ya, the server farm jerkoffs gobbling up all the RAM while swearing they're creating new life have done more to open my mind to the possibility of God being real and cosmically supreme than anything that has ever come out of a church
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Lincoln feels like the last dude we never got footage of and Spielberg and DDL went and made the footage
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4 days ago
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I'm the only one in my PMP cohort having any fun with the zoom backgrounds
5 days ago
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RIP Robert Duvall
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5 days ago
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eating and drinking healthy costs extra, we know this
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5 days ago
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jimprov
5 days ago
also saw this kickass mazdatruck while getting a hairscut
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useless username
5 days ago
The only Republican president I respect:
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Yes it is an absolutely perfect time for that.
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5 days ago
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I don't know how to explain to you that conservatives lie all the time.
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It's already happening there. There's no "precedent" being set here. The chuds don't wait for our permission to do that kind of thing and it's perfectly fine to chuckle at one of their own having to eat the dogfood.
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Smooth Coke
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