Joad The Wet Sprocket
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about 1 month ago
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every time I hear about some movie everyone likes being on the criterion channel part of me is like "you like movies enough to subscribe to a channel of criterion, you really don't have that one somewhere?"
about 5 hours ago
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yeah honestly nothing good is gonna come from letting us know about this
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about 5 hours ago
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how the fuck do you type something like this in and think "yup, looks good, I am asking for help and/or information well" god I miss forums, this everybody-on-three websites stuff is the absolute worst
about 7 hours ago
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movies used to tell you what time of day it was with lighting
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about 8 hours ago
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I know I don't have what it takes to sit in that seat. I do not have it in me to not hit her with "you jerked a guy off in the audience of a play and your shithead spawn can't stop your grandkid from wandering off." Couldn't do it. "Shade" doesn't work for me here.
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about 8 hours ago
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you guys remember that scene in Avenue 5 where the rich idiot spaceship passengers keep getting into the airlock to "prove" they're not in space, and even after the first set another wad of them go in to do the same thing only with even more gusto
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about 9 hours ago
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yeah that's a great sign-hold but if she somehow wins her first vote is gonna be for jeffries to be speaker
about 9 hours ago
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I've been kinda worrying about New Hampshire the last few cycles.
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about 9 hours ago
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Tom McH
about 11 hours ago
nearly all of post-WW2 american history can be explained by the split-second in Back to the Future when the bullying shifts from George McFly to Marty McFly, and George all but explodes in happiness at the idea of getting in on the torture on his own son, the new guy in town who sucks
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about 12 hours ago
ODU at 1:30 p.m. tomorrow (Sunday) Then a procession with songs and signs to Elation Brewing, about a mile away at 5104 Colley Ave. From 2-9 p.m. at Elation, a celebration of Good’s life and work with poetry & mysic Donations accepted to create a annual poetry award in Good’s honor.
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literally a game about blowing up pipelines
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about 13 hours ago
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another Son of Liberty is born
about 14 hours ago
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when that one guy in the groupchat names his #1 De Palma
7 months ago
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pandas' white fur always looks like the carpet at that friend's house you only went to once
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about 14 hours ago
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anyone else feel like banksy abandoned us when we needed him the most
about 14 hours ago
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Norm Charlatan
about 15 hours ago
Attending this year’s Stump Party, unclear where the real me ends and Norm Charlatan begins
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it's just very hard not to notice the journo groupchat springing into action when it happens.
about 15 hours ago
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did a snickers bar fuck NPR's wife or something
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about 15 hours ago
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Area Man Actually Just Dehydrated
about 17 hours ago
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1 day ago
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2 Mello
1 day ago
Xbox would still be alive if they had put a third jet set radio on there.
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You know who else thinks Computer Means It's Nobody's Fault? The people firing all the journalists.
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
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Captain ACAB
1 day ago
Gonna be honest here, I think a massive tax on all YouTube, streaming and posting related income would go a long way towards fixing a lot of modern day ills. Some of our faves may have to find an actual job but so be it
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oh, is there a courtsball on?
1 day ago
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I got REAL far into typing a post before realizing that was the search bar
1 day ago
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bleary
1 day ago
Hosanna in the highest H-O-S-A-N-N-A
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buying AR glasses so there's constantly a floating reminder that it's not worth getting my ass kicked to ask someone if they really don't own headphones in my field of view
2 days ago
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Guys be sure and delete all your old posts complaining that virtual console got replaced by a subscription before you start complaining that these aren't on NSO
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2 days ago
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she's just like me (kinda dumb)
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2 days ago
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Shoegaze Dad (edited)
2 days ago
I hate when products say "enjoy" at the end of their instructions. Don't tell me what to do, Metamucil
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US Postal Service is short for Ulysses S. Postal Service
2 days ago
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they got her doing the humiliation ritual huh
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2 days ago
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Jeff F
3 days ago
I get what he's aiming for but he's like the popular kid whose whole shtick is moaning about how bad this school sucks
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“I used Torment Nexus giftcards for literally anything that I would use a credit card for,” says Trivieri, who works as a product lead for the Torment Nexus.
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Hard to ignore the "doubters' damnation is inevitable" component of this crew's whole thing.
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3 days ago
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post malone ergo propter malone
3 days ago
I would rather have a Bluesky where people are loose enough to make mistakes sometimes. but if you look at replies and QTs there it is extremely clear that people are understanding this as something that is not true. and I do think we all have a responsibility to the truth.
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Hell yeah brothers continue to learn nothing
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3 days ago
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relax guys, it’s still ken
10 months ago
i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day
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I don't think I like this.
3 days ago
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Sky Marchini
3 days ago
I don't have to explain a fucking thing to you.
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right before Asteroid City started I found out from my phone that the Supreme Court took $10,000 from me. I don't really get mad at movies, even if they suck. I enjoy the medium too much.
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3 days ago
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weeder
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nobody™️
4 days ago
I don't get vicious responses because I post nothing but heat and when I don't post heat, it's because y'all don't understand. What I'm saying is it's never my fault
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Microplastics Sommelier
4 days ago
the carlos mencia of bluesky
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Matt Zoller Seitz
4 days ago
RIP Tom Noonan, a friend for 18 years. Often typecast as villains, he was an actor's actor, a unique playwright & filmmaker, a gifted composer, and a pianist with a sweet voice. My kids & I used to go to his tiny apartment for dinner (pizza). We'd have a few drinks & he'd start to play. Magic.
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we're doing agile now
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4 days ago
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