I'd have to do a bunch of catching up but I'm pretty sure I could do my sister's job (some kind of production exec type in the over-the-counter sector of a major pharma corp). I'd probably run my brother's firm into the ground.

Digger is an iPad movie. They did it in the iPad movie aspect ratio. You're supposed to watch it on your iPad.

2enet

Ossoff's gonna be President

Bobby Z's feature debut. seems like it might get weird re: IP rights someday

ok so none of that is gonna do anything

Holding my head a little higher now that it's ok to be masculine

🎶gotta win the dem primary🎶 🎶then win the general🎶

Logging on yesterday: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Logging on today: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Suffolk, VA. Love to see it.

why did they call it The Perfect Storm and not Death of a Sailsman

making shrimp etoufee with Kid 2 as meal prep for myself for the week. doing a delicate dance of explaining New Orleans cooking to her while avoiding the subject of all of this stemming from my dating a girl from there in the mid 2000s

scrubbing through footage of Lindsey Graham's funeral looking for Some Guy

I wonder if my Osmo Pocket 3 can work as a Switch 2 webcam

that's right folks, time to bring your A game. post a banger that goes so hard your parents read about it in the newspaper.

if you put this in a computer running SteamOS it explodes like that guy in Scanners

I never thought about this use case, but it is fully that SteamOS, the great hope of PC gaming, apparently has no idea what to do with a Quake II CD-ROM

The Second Renaissance, Part 1

if I die someday you all have blanket permission to talk endless shit. nothing is off limits. Poster's Jubilee.

Lindsey Graham? Is Mike Love even in this thing???

In other Man Parts Being Blown news,

you guys remember how in 06 every left-field event was some kind of worst case scenario for the chuds

I think jokes about Lindsay Graham being a pathetic closet case aren’t homophobic because it’s not funny that he was gay it’s funny that he was so obviously gay but refused to say so. It’s not exactly a fine needle to thread imo.

my wife: "Can you empty the dishwasher?" Me: "Sure." my wife, sitting in a different outfit, directly into the camera: "I was NOT about to empty that dishwasher"

it's so cool how youtube on my desktop will load, and the search bar will lose focus right between me clicking on it and beginning typing

somebody tried to buy uber cash with my wife's FSA debit card lmao

so are the facebook boomers who were subscribed to infowars seeing these posts on facebook and posting confused replies because the account was taken over? is that going on?

remember what they took from you

I had one of these. Sort of. My roommate and I housed one for a work friend who was getting divorced, and we were free to use it. God it was cool. Totally wasted on the beginner rider I was that year, though.

I wish I knew who my kids' future therapists will be so I can just start pre-loading stuff. Yeah, I said "that music makes me wish I was still at work." It was loud and terrible!

Gamer consumerism is a hell of a thing. This fool spent $325 on an upscaler and does not appear to understand aspect ratio.

woke Dirty Jobs. Who says no

Someone with continuous employment in their 40s has a good chance of having a solid 401k balance where their grandpa's pension used to be. Probably a multiple of their home equity if they bought more than a few years ago.

did they ask him where he lives

I don't know man, this looks like you saying that people who were able to project forward in time were "unhinged from reality". But they weren't; they were right, and you were and asshole to them because of it. bsky.app/profile/vipe...

Platner Discourse is gonna stick around for a while because that whole thing exposed a whoooole lot of people who have been leaning on tribalism this whole time instead of developing good judgement.

I genuinely believe if you ignored all the people who annoyed me on Twitter a decade ago you would live a happier life

alright the User With This Avatar Was Just Blocked account is an unfollow. looking like the danged hellthread

Yeah. See if it works. If it doesn't then they didn't want it enough.

Freddie DeBoer lies so much about his online status he writes in Cisco Jabber

this incarnation of The Onion is really great at discourse fodder, which is what The Onion is for if memory serves

Jesus Christ, Carmack

i am genuinely very glad that the platner wreckage is so bad and so documented that an entire cohort of those responsible are getting barred from their favored hunting grounds as we speak, well before they got anywhere close to the next presidential race

they sure love that thing with all the bars don't they

By using the assets they have that the rest of society doesn't, including the one that gets taxed at like 1% to pay for the municipality whose services they rely on. That's how I expect them to pay it.

Everyone who isnt in Game Chat, ignore this post. This kind of shit is why.

I am more certain than ever that Shrimp Dad needs to go to jail