Actually the only real doctors are PhDs

Not gonna make you battle 13news’ ass website to get to the good stuff, which is that the VBPD is a white supremacist organization, in line with 100 percent of law enforcement in the United States

the data center thing really does feel like a brain twister to me as a lifelong Hampton Roads resident, because it enables me to take my carbon footprint and move a big chunk of it to Northern Virginia

🎶 cis het in a leftist space

Buc-ee’s is good for one thing and one thing only: the bathrooms. Every other aspect of that entire operation blows chunks.

The Taco Bell Spicy Potato Soft Taco

I'm gonna spend the next five months pretending everybody's talking about Bill Paxton, who is alive and well

guys are you, uh, sure about this strategy

wait wait wait wait wait wait Adebisi is in Euphoria???

never gonna get used to a Pope who speaks English with an American accent

When this guy was president you could still fuck the popcorn

imagine paying $950 for a Steam Deck in 2026

Kids These Days are kind of bad at spotting ads in their feeds, but when they notice one, ohhhhhh boy

I'm increasingly convinced that if the Electoral College and the Senate aren't dealt with, this thing stops being one country.

STOP SUGGESTING NEW MUSIC STOP SUGGESTING NEW PODCASTS I AM 40 YEARS OLD

how it feels to chew 5 gum

I would've gotten it right. I would've said those were big brown paddle bones

can't stop thinking about Mike Love's off-the-charts stage presence [the y-axis doesn't go into the negative]

RIP Big Bad John Cornyn

michael jai white is a national treasure

we've got all these legitimate maniacs running around, and a bunch of us (I'm doing it!) are hoping they kinda dissolve into a powerless rump faction when Trump isn't around to make them gel and man what if that doesn't happen

lucasfilm: yeah yeah we’re thinking we’d like to do more Kurosawa in space the chad Tony Gilroy, High and Low pilled: yeah like sweaty, desperate people in offices lucasfilm: no— the chad Tony Gilroy: just the most pathetic people alive arguing

it is very funny how much sense this bundle makes

NEW EPISODE DAY realized we forgot to do tier rankings for a long ass time so here are the last 23 (!?) albums we’ve covered, ranked and tiered. As well as some other miscellanea, enjoy!

Alright, guys. Better be good.

poly types are never beating the allegations

just can't stay mad at him

every really good youtuber seems to reach a point where they make a 5-8 hour thing that is an unstated magnum opus and they're basically done after that

new season, baby

joaders they've got BBW pop tarts now

lolcow culture

if you see someone who goes to work every day for a wage and has a pot to piss in and think, "that guy's pot means he's Capital," you're a chud. cool hammer and sickle, you're a chud.

running for president on a platform of dismantling rural broadband access

anyway, this is frank luntz's house

Mr. Trump, this Memorial Day, I remind you that none of the people who died on the Titanic were awarded the Medal of Honor by woke William Howard Taft. But it's not too late,

dudes be named Mike McHargue

John Delorean and Grogu

You're not gonna come out the other end of this thing without enemies.

opening the Discover feed

force choked to death because I won't stop calling Grogu "Greg"

Didn't ask, Google!

It was once an ambitious "sequel park," a theme park designed to be visited only later in the day. Now, it's been abandoned for three times longer than it operated. Watch The Abandoning of Celebration City now on Defunctland!

Food is body horror. It goes in and poop comes out. Nobody can explain how that happens.

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Popped into Threads for the first time since bouncing two years ago and literally the first thing I saw was a serial deactivator with a big following describing this website as "woke gamergate"

Ken Burns: