quick, what's another conspiracy we can hype to cash in on before the house of cards folds. has anyone done red mercury lately? I have the sole untampered formula to produce red mercury that I salvaged from an abandoned Singer sewing machine factory. buy my red mercury before China does

digging for more Minoru Kawasaki movies, getting desperate enough to watch... Neko Ramen Taisho, aka Pussy Soup (2008)

This seems like a uniquely appropriate time in the cultural zeitgeist to share this racehorse-themed izakaya I went to that specialized in serving… uh… horse

Could God make scenery so big that even Tim Curry couldn't chew on it? We see here the answer to that question, and that answer is, "Almost, but no."

it's 2007. you're scrolling your favorite rss feeds in google reader. the internet ad market has led to a boom in mid-sized blogs that can employ tens of writers and editors in a relatively niche subject. you don't know it, but this is the last time journalism will be any good.

haven't done one of these in a bit because I was starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel but it looks like he's ramping up filming new stuff so, uh, now watching Takashi Miike № 78 New Abarenbō Shōgun (2025)

@dither-fish.bsky.social walked in said "I got you something" and handed me a toad that then pissed in my hands. minutes later, first time ever, the fluffiest cat carried two large toys in his mouth into the living room, dropped them, and sat politely. anyway, nw… Ura Horror (2008) Koji Shiraishi

come and take it

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come and take it

🚨🚨🚨Baby Assassins Everyday! (Season One) is coming to HBO Max in October! 🚨🚨🚨

timeline cleanse

love this movie, it's so damn oppressive. hope is a lie that lifts you up just so you can fall that much farther

timeline cleanse

Disney+ is now max

they hate this asshole

so let's say you're betting that the Rapture will happen this year. just hedging or what, what's the gameplan here

Ruri Rocks rules because every episode they make a life changing discovery but will also still do the "it's all just quartz" thing

new Blowback season 🥳

small change of plans, have to finish Shirome tomorrow. for now will just have to settle for finding out "what if onsens fell victim to a series of shark attacks, somehow" … nw: Hot Spring Shark Attack (2024)

what if Koji Shiraishi forced an actual girl idol group to investigate an abandoned building for a ghost that grants wishes and/or kills you? good thing we don't have to wonder, we can just watch what happens. nw... Shirome (2010) dir. Koji Shiraishi

no surprise having liked-to-loved every other entry in the series, but the latest FDQ is solid as hell

our first time at Gettysburg and we're visiting not the actual museums with certifiable relics, but the diorama museum that depicts all participants as inch-tall cats, made by two sisters

who up jugo-ing they de caña

do not chili neighbor us for this, we were objectively correct and her family has sent us multiple texts thanking us

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

priority mail 😭

I have a Sony Xperia 1 V with a 3.5mm jack to plug Moondrop Blessing2:Dusk IEMs into, it fucking rules

Getting into anime from 2002

my sincerest hope is to at least sometimes be a face like this for you when you find yourself staring at something with 500 logs

Olivia Nuzzi dimming the lights, lighting some candles, and throwing a few hundred ball bearings into the dryer

I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...

2024: next year will be great, train's really pulling into the station 2025 train pulling into the station:

just admiring the bubbles of peanut oil trapped inside these chips. love to fry one (1) potato, as a treat

ive said it before and ill say it again

these damn lantern flies

having a really bad day, but at least not "crushed by the Warhol painted BMW M1 Group 4 Art Car on the National Mall" bad www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/p...

knifepoint horror well there's your problem psuedopod 5-4 the worst of all possible worlds too late, taken ladies ✋😤🤚

big shakeup at work re: benefits new retirement plan is ≈

lol, first baseball game since moving here and it's rain delayed

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

as a recent transplant to Maryland I can assure you that if you made this alcoholic the mid Atlantic would buy it in droves and make it a more inevitable online touchstone than Chicago has made of Malort