Resident Evil 2? More like Resident Evil: Too Scary.

It’s my birthday! I am planning on doing what I usually do, which is watch Bloodsport and Hairspray, the two movies that came out the day before I was born. Couldn’t ask for better filmic heralds.

There were a lot more “wrestling cities” in the 90s than there are now, man.

Season three episode eight of twin peaks may be the best episode f television ever

As someone who knows that the ultimate fate of Warner Brothers is to tank any entity foolish enough to purchase it, this might not be *all* bad.

this is extremely fucking important, esp with what just happened in kansas. they are trying to criminalize every aspect of our existence. i try not to be alarmist about things but this is where we are and it is BAD bad

Sluggo noooo

I just donated and you can, too. This Bathroom Bounty Bill has no grace period, no safety for trans folks, and worst of all literally strips them of their identity. TCP is doing what they can to quickly and immediately help trans folks move to Colorado. bsky.app/profile/redg...

Operation Exterminate Chumba Casino

it took an expensive, coordinated effort & a lot of people saying “this doesn’t matter” to get from a bathroom ban costing one state $400 million & a gubernatorial race to “trans people must turn in their documents which become invalid in a few hours or face fines & potential jail time” in 10 years.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

David Lynch making a mixtape like

Gordon Cole / Loudred

I thought it was bad when sportsbooks opened up for wrestling gambling, but betting on MrBeast is a whole new level of depraved.

Watching this. youtu.be/3WqCtow2DrY?...

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

I hate to be an asshole and, if I’m making some kind of mistake here I’m open to being corrected, but the survey cited in this instagram post making the rounds is not saying that 401K trans people have moved to a new state since the 2024 election. www.mapresearch.org/2025-norc-su...

Happy Twin Peaks day.

Oh my fuckin god they’re still publishing Jesse Singal essays

Legit was talking about how much I miss TNV in the office last week.

It’s honestly kind of touching how they kept Sheriff Harry as an active character in The Return. Also, Robert Forster is astonishing. Big shock.

Just when you think you’ve come to understand how little culture the evangelical right is capable of creating that isn’t merely an empty referent to the financial success of other properties, you get a whole-ass feature film like this.

If you've been dilly-dallying on a Gay Community tee, I've got about 20 of those left. fearofaghostplanet.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

I saw one of the most important shirts I’ve ever seen last night

From two years ago: Wrote about records from Mary Timony, Careen, Geotic, and Little Kid:

Oh hey, I'm reprinting the *very* popular John x Johnny shirt, this time on a different color shirt. I'm only making 25, so hop to it. fearofaghostplanet.bigcartel.com/product/john...

It should be illegal to make the Olympics a premium feature of your terrible streaming service 😔

50 shares and 3 donations 🙃 if you are housed, please chip in what you can to keep other people housed and safe too!!!!!

Bobby Briggs sees a pic of Laura Palmer 25 years later and instinctively does a phantom bump of coke off of his thumb.

I finally did it. I finally made a perfect baked potato.

Thrilled and elated that the fuckin god of wrestling crit is back.

It is my duty to inform you, the shirt-buying public, that just one 2XL shirt remains. 18 shirts overall.

This is what gaming is all about

i can't justify buying another one, so maybe you should buy it!

Oh hey, I'm reprinting the *very* popular John x Johnny shirt, this time on a different color shirt. I'm only making 25, so hop to it. fearofaghostplanet.bigcartel.com/product/john...

It's hard to even post about hobbies when every hobby feels like it's in a constant state of investor-induced freefall.

The “lesbian group” in question is an anonymous Twitter account with less than 400 followers and a page selling the cheapest coffee mugs imaginable. Any and all coverage of their “letter” is basically PR work for a scam

people get mad about everything being mogging this or that-maxxxing, when full ass adults are out here writing "journalism is better when it's backed by live markets"

I should make a zine about all of the great Charles Bronson movies on Tubi so I can pass them out to the front row kids at @themountaingoats.bsky.social shows

dawg the elephant man is a movie that will fuck you up

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“When will the left be excited about tech?” Brother, wait until you hear about mRNA vaccines.

This is Fanfyte.

Watching Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces, and goddamn if some of the best/most harrowing stuff in the whole series wasn’t cut from the movie and only released because of a DVD box set.

One reason that it’s asinine is that Suno as a platform retains commercial rights to everything “created” on the free version of the app, so it is exploiting the “creativity” of the working class user for the financial gain of the corporation.

People who attend FLUKE 2026 (March 28 in Athens, GA) will receive one of these exclusive glow-in-the-dark buttons. What a joy!

The look of a man who absolutely has had a @themountaingoats.bsky.social song written about them.

Denise should have won Miss Twin Peaks.

🎶 it’s been a long road / getting from there to here 🎶