When she is not writing, reading, or talking about writing, she has movie marathons and makes messy art with her daughter and two sons." Here is her winning poem: www.porkopolis.org/pig_poet/ren...

Sorry Tzeitel but you must marry THE LAZER WOLF

Every time I see Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellan do something X-Men (or Star Trek / LotR) related I get mad at how the death of mid-budget cinema means there will never be a cozy old man romance movie starring two cozy old men who share an actual long-standing platonic love for one another.

Sandra Bernhard turns 70 today, which is crazy to me because no one has ever been so permanently 35.

This is the plot of at least three episodes of DS9.

Hearing reports that the bullet club has been compromised to a permanent end but the gay community is for life.

been meaning to get one of these while they were on sale for a while now and especially now that i need to wear something to the chicago G1 show

About to sit down and mail about a dozen or so Gay Community shirts and will gladly add yours to the pile. All sizes from S-2XL are in stock. $20 plus shipping. 🤼 fearofaghostplanet.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

And she followed that up in July with the best piece on the internet about Hangman Page's win over Jon Moxley at AEW All In Texas. vgbees.com/texas-death-... Go subscribe to @bigeggwrestling.bsky.social imo.

We still love wrestling at VGBees, which is why we had @colettearrand.bsky.social write two heaters for us in 2025, starting with the very compelling case against Wrestlemania. vgbees.com/the-case-aga...

You'll be reading a lot about Hiroshi Tanahashi's retirement in the Tokyo Dome yesterday. Here's my small contribution to all that. Go ace forever. www.josephmontecillo.com/2026/01/05/t...

Ernie Bushmiller, 1947

Scott Steiner does everything you want out of a ripped babyface, Triple H does nothing you want as a figurehead heel, justice for Freakzilla.

“In the latter days of the 20th century, there arose a difference of opinion.” [Atomic bomb explodes.] Hell Comes to Frogtown is already a 15 star movie.

lmao this Ultimate Warrior footage of him bitching out the merch department is such a funny thing to upload as “found footage”

Gonna make a “Mean” Gene Okerlund fancam.

WWE was holding back footage of Andre the Giant trying to get into tiny cars for 40 years.

Watching Heated Rivalry with @meltycatart.bsky.social and so far it’s just dudes boning, with no hockey.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

had to quit doom scrolling, logged off and went to a place

Mario Kart World is the first good Mario Kart since the N64.

See you there, supposing Robert pulls my name from the Royal Rumble ping pong ball machine.

“Once a 38-page handbook, now five simple values.” Dawg the 38-page handbook was for y’all and probably had stuff about “not taking bribes” and “protecting sources” in it, which is pretty important stuff imo.

Last day for this SICK DEAL.

Social media accounts that are mostly clips from mediocre movies with captions like “this scene was completely unplanned” are the enemy of cinema.

Listened to a Sam Kinison routine on a podcast that was talking about the casual homophobia of 90s culture and realized that Donald Trump’s thing as an orator is being the answer to the question “what if Sam Kinison lived long enough to have dementia”

Saw that Naito is in Noah now, kinda moving like a potato with bad knees. This being one of my favorite kinds of wrestlers, I’m … intrigued? How was it?

idk what the fuck the deal is where everything about family has to be so fucking heavy all the time but I am tired of it

I like comics a lot but made the assumption that I’d blast through an adaptation of The Hobbit because I know that story really well, but nah, it’s gonna take a while because there’s a ton of visual information to decipher in addition to Tolkien’s text.

This deal is going for a couple more days. I am still posting essays at a pretty fast clip considering how many have expanded themselves from “fun bonus feature” to “deep dive into a wrestler/style of wrestling,” and new subs will have whatever I don’t finish by 12/31 to look forward to.

Gandalf complementing Bilbo’s smoke rings as very pretty and then blowing prettier ones and Bilbo feeling kind of ashamed of his less impressive smoke rings is a kind of gay courtship.

All these rich motherfuckers naming their doomsday companies after shit from the lord of the rings love skipping the first page of the hobbit where the secret to being a well-liked rich person is not doing anything unexpected or going on fool-ass adventures

Saw the house I grew up in because when I looked it up on google maps the tree in the yard had been chopped down, leaving a stump, and I felt kinda sad about it, but when we got there, there was a new tree growing where the old one was. Kinda healing, ngl.

Found myself thinking “what if I tried to write more about modern wrestling next year” for a bit this afternoon and seeing what y’all are posting about AEW I think I’m good.

“Servpro First Responder Bowl”

Lord of the Rings is a great Christmas watch because it’s about, among other things, having a fondness for a home you’ve long outgrown.

If you're the kinda jawn who has discretionary newsletter spending this Black Friday, you can get a full year of BIG EGG for $30 today. www.bigeggwrestling.com/black-friday

“It’s a Wonderful Life (Abridged Edition)” is a phrase so cursed it has me watching the original, which I have long avoided on suspicion that I wouldn’t like it

I should not have to deal with seeing Seth Rollins on Christmas.

I think my favorite thing about the Saturday Night match is how obviously Vader and Jack are checking to make sure Jack is bleeding because if he had his way he wouldn’t have to potato Jack more than once or twice. Their commitment to Jack bleeding is heroic, romantic, and really dumb.

The North Carolina to Michigan drive is long and boring and doesn’t allow one that really beautiful view of Cincinnati from just across the Ohio River.

These just showed up on my doorstep. All of them are accounted for, so I’m just bragging about how this @meltycatart.bsky.social x @thelvac.bsky.social x @garbageskeleton.skin riff on Burden of Dreams turned out.

I wrote about eight Cactus Jack/Big Van Vader matches yesterday, including the ear one and the tag team ones and all I can say is that I hope there’s fancam footage of their WWF ones somewhere. www.bigeggwrestling.com/every-cactus...

Get in loser, we're going west to diminish

2025 Game of the Year race was down to the wire, neck and neck, but Donkey Kong: Bananza barely takes it over the Korg synthesizer for Nintendo DS and WCW/nWo Revenge.

Decided that Laura Palmer’s Theme would sound really good over the angle where Big Bossman crashed the Big Show’s dad’s funeral.

Let’s goooooo

love letter to my favorite fountain pen