Scoliosis implies the existence of the ailment Mulderitus.

1. Get hired as food critic. 2. Write “Someone had a little too much thyme on their hands.” 3. Immediately retire. 4. Die with zero unfinished business.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA deep breath HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

for Dawson & Co

Literally going insane that we have a Puppy Bowl, but no A-cat-demy Awards.

Hands down these are the best thing in Chex Mix.

On edge? One time a penny on my living room floor gave me a jump scare.

Ep 429 is up! Andy talks about Justin Timberlake’s arrest vid & Afroman: 1st Amendment hero. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel delivers pt 4 of her Free to Be... You & Me listening party with guests Julie Klausner & Tavie Phillips. @therachel.bsky.social @julieklausner.bsky.social @tavie.bsky.social

They should have made a spinoff of Sesame Street called Hooper and the Bird, where Mr Hooper and Big Bird solve murders.

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid.

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid.

I too have some thoughts on the Shy Girl mess (free to read) www.patreon.com/posts/mia-cu...

I hate being warm.

The Stuff (1985: dir Larry Cohen)

“Thousands and thousands of meme posts and I’ve been wearing cargo shorts this entire time.”

If you were stuck on a desert island, which 3 desert islands would you take with you?

TONIGHT in Pittsburgh - the first Weird Paul Rock Band show of 2026 happening at Government Center - Saturday, March 21st!

A koala just told me I sleep too much if you’re wondering how I’m doing.

Please listen to my show. Please! C’mon please! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! I really want you to listen! Im begging you! pleasepleasepleaseplease! Just try it! Just listen to one of them. PLEASE IM REALLY REALLY SERIOUS I NEED YOU TO JUST LISTEN TO ONE OF THESE PRETTY PLEASE! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🥺🥺🥺🥺

thought i saw a crow splashing about in our birdbath, but it was just dave navarro again

Got this is for Xmas. I like it, but it’s unfortunately incompatible with Congress.

The secret meeting of the Global Cheese Council. “Gentlemen, it would appear that our work here is done, cheese cannot be more disgusting.” From the shadows, a gravelly voice. “Done?!? I dare say you've just started.” “I'm sorry, you are?” “I go by many names, but you may call me Mr. Bleu.”

New episode up. As soon as I uploaded this, the McArthur Foundation called me but it was a wrong number, so congrats to Structural Biologist Jason McLellan on the genius grant i guess.

Wait, I'm only supposed to have madness in March?!?

This is my favorite YouTube channel that not enough people watch. Everything is edited with such care and thoughtfulness (and with zero AI!), and the result is something that rises above the gimmick into something else entirely.

I would like to watch the Zach Galifianakis gardening show right now, please.

Ep 428 is up! Andy talks with Lynn Harris about her life as a standup, writer, & entrepreneur. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel delivers pt 3 of her Free to Be... You & Me listening party with guests Julie Klausner & Tavie Phillips. @lynnharris.bsky.social @julieklausner.bsky.social @tavie.bsky.social

Magnolia (1999, Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson)

The Afroman trial is worth your time.

At this point I think it’s safe to assume no one’s gonna help me out of this corn maze.

I got kicked out of my yoga class for saying "big stretch" too many times

People think baby wants a baba when baby is actually asking for a bobo.

Here's a thing childless people don't know about babies...they can play the harmonica.

I miss the good ‘ol days when you owned three books and that was your entertainment for the rest of your 30-year life.

Nobody bother me when I’m in The Cone.

Thomas Pynchon isn’t as much fun to read as Thomas Tickleon.

Telling the dogs the special of the day (kibble).

(Chris Farley Tommy Boy voice) “sinners”

Let Neil Hamburger host next year you cowards.

After all this fuss and excitement, I’ve decided to try watching a movie this week.

Finally we can all stop talking nonstop about Anora.

What if Thomas Pynchon got on stage

My power was out. Did Money Plane win anything?

The audience won’t stop chanting “Chair chair CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR.”

All Muppets have sleep apnea.

Blade RUNNER? Not around the pool, I hope

The new Larry David show looks baf (bleak as fuck)

IMHO, this is when Lego peaked. How about you?