A new daily word game launched today, and it’s fun! tiledwords.com

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

I’m in the middle of Les Vampires and it’s been a lot of fun! Ok, everyone! Back to feeling despondent or whatever.

I’m telling you, all these dudes look like they’ve been on Pawn Stars. They made that their aesthetic and it’s wild.

Just a reminder we as a country ended Howard Dean’s political career because one time he yelled kinda weird.

Can I say something without everyone getting mad?

You eat one potato chip…

Allosaurus Things Considered

Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.

“Please do not let today discourage you from passing out king-sized candy bars this Halloween” Neighborhood children

Why wear pants when we can wear gam gloves?

Every ICE person I’ve seen looks like they could be on Pawn Stars.

Be wary of any meatheads tomorrow everyone.

Fire. Bad?

here's a drawing of my favorite spot on a chess board

📢 ❗Protest Advice❗ 📢 Bring seven or eight packs of gum to chew and save each piece, if the cops chase you throw all the chewed gum on the ground and they’ll get stuck Bananas also work— makes them slip You can use dynamite if you’re out of gum

Magnificent

Chores.

4. The Birth of a Nation (1914) - The one movie I’ve been dreading. As vile and racist as its reputation suggests. Much of its white supremacist rhetoric is indistinguishable from the current events of today, which is sad but not surprising. Zero Stars.

3. The Perils of Pauline (1914) - Boring and repetitive serial. This incel dude keeps forking out money to have Pauline moidered so he can get her fortune. It’s hard to tell what’s happening because they are still learning how to movie. A dog does save the day so instead of one star it gets ⭐️⭐️.

Having hot black coffee and reheated Kraft Mac and Cheese for a second dinner.

Knock knock Who’s there? Patient cow Patient cow who? ... … … Moo

I’m reading a book about osmium, but the writing is too dense.

the dark side of the moon (nude)

What happens when I listen to Yes.

Me getting all the cups from the kids’ rooms.

If one more person tries to show me a Mr Rogers AI video…

I'm hiring for a dentistry commercial. requires tooth actor authentication.

When my kid and his friends ask me for a ride somewhere.

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

A great man once wrote: This flame in my heart, Like a long lost friend Gives every dark street a light at the end.

@ryangodfrey.com know this one?

Thinking about Christmas and all the new ways my family can purchase my love.

You may want to start cooking the turkey now if you’re hosting Thanksgiving.

Ordering Spirit Halloween on DoorDash is the most 2025 thing ever.

This time of year can be hard for anyone who has lost a loved one named “Ima Goner”.

Your pets when you fold the laundry.

My cough is bad enough that when I answered the phone my mom thought she was talking to Sylvia Sidney.

All of a sudden, I start laughing exactly like Burt Reynolds. The genie rolls their eyes and tells me I now have two more wishes.

Kicked out of art history class again for crying “magnificent!” at every slide.

2. The Great Train Robbery (1903) - Arguably the first action movie with surprisingly high production values for its time. A guy throws a stuffed dummy off the train, usually guaranteeing a five star rating, but there is also square-dancing, so it loses a star. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

1. A Trip to the Moon (1902) - Gorgeous visuals and dope beards. I heard this was secretly made by Kubrick. When the dudes land on the moon, the first thing they do is take a nap: relatable. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I will be watching every movie ever made. I think should take about a year.