Josh Seybert
@joshseybert.bsky.social
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I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.
I know it doesn’t make sense, but I feel like AI wouldn’t be a thing if we allowed kids to think smoking is cool.
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Duke Von Duck
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We as a people do not lower nearly enough grand pianos from skyscrapers anymore.
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nixCraft
5 days ago
"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
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Had a nap. 10/10.
about 7 hours ago
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Good being cozy inside on a snowy Sunday music.
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Rosetti Noise/Chrystal Garden And A Coda
YouTube video by Harold Budd - Topic
https://youtu.be/OQyXelqg5e0?si=jBNZovLuAlkWLCcr
about 11 hours ago
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Cannot wait to get out there and eat all this snow.
about 11 hours ago
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If I find out Dick Van Dyke has been AI for the last two years…
about 23 hours ago
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The ghost of Christmas just give me ten minutes to wake up kids.
about 23 hours ago
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Releasing my edition of A Christmas Carol where I copy/paste “and everything smelled like shit.” every five pages.
about 23 hours ago
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Announcing my ensemble movie just to see if Adrian Brody shows up.
about 23 hours ago
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(Werner Herzog voice) “Hello. My name is Werner Herzog.”
about 23 hours ago
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The Shining (1980) Dir. Stanley Kubrick
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"Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus."
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“Where are the blow jobs?” -Dan Ackroyd reading Christmas Carol
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Happy 100th birthday, sir. You can come out now.
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more mr. nice guy
1 day ago
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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I already do.
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2 days ago
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Banker: Well, I think everything is in order here. We should be good to go on this business loan. Me: Great! Thank you for- Banker: (Pulling out yellowed paper) all that’s left is to review your Permanent Record Card. Me: (Muttering) fuck
3 days ago
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“Do you want to tap a button instead of a screen? That’ll be 200 bucks.” -e-readers
3 days ago
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I would buy a microwave that only had this button.
3 days ago
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I’m at that point in my life where I take you less seriously if you have an opinion about Star Wars.
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alexis simpson
3 days ago
well maybe he wouldve made more money if he got a JOB cratchit
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Rosie is the Robin Hood fox of robuts.
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Taking a couple of needed days off from podcast stuff. Uncle Morty will be back on Saturday! In the meantime, please enjoy this episode where a dear friend shares a beautiful story that is as mysterious as it is bittersweet.
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Low Rent: Advent With Uncle Morty - Dec 10th, 2025
Josh steps in to open flap number 10.
https://screamingatclouds.libsyn.com/advent-with-uncle-morty-dec-10th-2025
3 days ago
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GODDAMMIT
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3 days ago
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My only lifelong goal is to never become Time’s Person of the Year.
3 days ago
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Santa’s accountant brother’s name is Cash Crinkle.
3 days ago
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I speak from experience when I say you do not want to anger typography nerds. I once saw a guy impale another dude’s eye socket with his t-square for using the Chiller font.
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4 days ago
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If you have grade-school aged kids I highly recommend interviewing them and saving the answers because when they’re older you can show them stuff like this.
5 days ago
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Just had a door-to-door “energy rep” knock on my door telling me he could switch my energy provider so I go back to a fixed rate. That’s always a scam, yeah?
5 days ago
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My favorite part of Santa Claus is Coming to Town is when Santa tells children to break the law.
6 days ago
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Kinda wild spleens became a thing.
6 days ago
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Great movie if you love the Goodman Grin™.
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Christmas criminal.
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6 days ago
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Aside from the fear of clowns, being five was pretty fucking sweet.
6 days ago
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I don’t know how he got in there either.
6 days ago
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It’s honestly impressive that he can be so wrong while maximizing the ick factor.
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6 days ago
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Mr. Snuggleupandkiss.
6 days ago
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It’s that time of year where I share my favorite ornament hanging on our tree.
7 days ago
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Good movies or bad. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Matthew Lillard ever give less than 100 percent in every role he’s done. He’s a great actor.
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7 days ago
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kim
7 days ago
just broke the news to my grandma and she hurled her fake teeth into the ceiling fan and locked herself in the closet. we all deal w grief differently
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Andy Mascola
7 days ago
What the hell? A new ep on a Sunday? Yes! Ep 8 of Empathy at the Apocalypse is up! Andy & Josh talk about everything from ice cream, graphic novels & potato chips to robots & the best way to make your bed. Two nice guys for two nice hours.
@joshseybert.bsky.social
@empathyapocalypse.bsky.social
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Episode 8 - I LOVE ROBUTS?
Podcast Episode · Empathy At The Apocalypse · 12/07/2025 · 2h 3m
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empathy-at-the-apocalypse/id1788785171?i=1000740089944
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Empathy at the Apocalypse
7 days ago
OH MY GAWD BECKY, it's another episode of Empathy at the Apocalypse.
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Empathy at the Apocalypse: Episode 8 - I LOVE ROBUTS?
The boys talk about what they've been up to since the last time they spoke, ambiguous endings, extreme haunted houses, William Castle, Matinee (1993), Uncle Morty hosting Mary Versus the Movies, ...
https://empathyattheapocalypse.libsyn.com/episode-8-i-love-robuts
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Watermelon is my favorite Elemelont.
8 days ago
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This song asks the question “What if ABBA was metal” and I’m loving the answer.
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Ritual
YouTube video by Earth Tongue - Topic
https://youtu.be/qkmZ-KsNgZ4?si=zXdeg4wcLrPzu2Nu
8 days ago
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You have to be a real square to drink De Stijled water.
8 days ago
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kerry ✨
9 days ago
mfw I steal the nucleus cheese fry off the share plate
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