I'm drinking a FourLoco on Zoom if you want to join me. us06web.zoom.us/j/8952461375...

Incredible.

When a dog butt comes along, you must sniff it. - Bark Mothersbaugh

An escape room but instead of trying to get out, you try to break in and you get to keep whatever you find in there. Also it’s a real house.

My favorite online comedy show, Halfwayokay, has badass fans that make comments like "Can we not talk about buttholes while I'm having a dole whip?" Bingo is live NOW www.twitch.tv/halfwayokay

This episode: Dog Problems.

Alamo is a perfect example of taking a simple pleasure in life (going to a movie), and just adding more and more garbage features no one really wants until the whole thing is unbearable. It feels like every type of business does this and it’s exhausting.

‪I wonder what those two funny ladies from the Denny’s commercials are up to now?‬

good news

Raisins: why?

Thanks to Trump, moms are now more expensive than ever.

I’m like a pie, crusty on the outside, but on the inside, full of rhubarb.

Happy Mother's Day to my Mom, who has always been there for me these past (check's driver's license) 48 years.

Wearing a graduation gown to this first date.

I’ve been soft-cancelled because I did not get an Emmy for today’s episode despite clearly deserving one.

thinking about sandwich

Noooo patreon.com/berkeleymews

Me: just checking in, where are you right now? The kid: hanging out with Dylan and Nick Me: ok. Having fun? The kid:

It’s #kidlitartpostcard day! YAY!! I’m Autumn Seybert and I’m an illustrator looking for work drawing for picture books, magazines, and more! I’m also seeking representation My website is autumnseybert.com. Stop by and say hi!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The State of Wisconsin!

Hopefully this episode gets you through whatever you’re dealing with. screamingatclouds.libsyn.com/may-7th-2026

you’d never do me wrong, Utz keg of cheese balls

KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS. Director’s Cut. Restored and Remastered. In Theaters October 16.

A lil' featurette on one of our animators, Tilly Fidler, which prominently features one of my favorite puppets I worked on— a little sparrow named Ember. #LAIKA www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM5_...

Alternate timeline Leonardo DiCaprio

I wish I did research about today before eating those five jars of mayo.

We deserve a Met Derby, the people demand our horses wear the latest in haute couture.

Daniel Krauss won the Pulitzer? Nice!

On this week’s #ChartChat @therachel.bsky.social is discussing Foreigner-related Supergroups and every time she says “Lou Gramm” I think she’s saying “Lou Grant”

I recorded this dressed like C-3PO screamingatclouds.libsyn.com/may-4th-2026

Star Wars was so much better before George Lucas digitally removed all the smoking.

Top-shelf Listen While Getting Shit Done music, here.

Belly itchers could be good at baseball if the fans just believed in them for once in their goddamn lives.

“Um…thanks? Ok…I’m going to finish putting these groceries into my car now, you two have a nice day…”

It’s kinda wild that Rudolph Giuliani is still alive.

Me putting pants on while standing.

I had to confirm some suspicions, so today when I watched Blue’s Clues, I didn’t say anything to the tv and Steve found the clues just fine.

Only eating sugar cubes today.

Ate the One-Piece Popeye’s happy meal and my bones disappeared.

What can Brown do for you?

It’s 1987 and you’re about to have the most disappointing experience in your life

I’m doing a three-minute daily morning show again. So now if you subscribe to Screaming at clouds, you will get at 400 shows a year? Is that right? No one knows. screamingatclouds.libsyn.com/may-2nd-2026

BREAKING NEWS

Question for artists who sell merch (specifically t-shirts). What vendors have you had good experiences with? Are there ones you would avoid?

My favorite streaming service, Eternal Family, just added the WFMU doc to their library. Gonna check it out now. youtu.be/6WVrBoh4Z6E?...

Steak-umms, but no Steak-errs or Steak-uhhs?

Knock knock jokes just hit different before they invented doors.