I know it doesn’t make sense, but I feel like AI wouldn’t be a thing if we allowed kids to think smoking is cool.

Duke Von Duck

We as a people do not lower nearly enough grand pianos from skyscrapers anymore.

"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.

Had a nap. 10/10.

Good being cozy inside on a snowy Sunday music.

Cannot wait to get out there and eat all this snow.

If I find out Dick Van Dyke has been AI for the last two years…

The ghost of Christmas just give me ten minutes to wake up kids.

Releasing my edition of A Christmas Carol where I copy/paste “and everything smelled like shit.” every five pages.

Announcing my ensemble movie just to see if Adrian Brody shows up.

(Werner Herzog voice) “Hello. My name is Werner Herzog.”

The Shining (1980) Dir. Stanley Kubrick

"Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus."

“Where are the blow jobs?” -Dan Ackroyd reading Christmas Carol

Happy 100th birthday, sir. You can come out now.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

I already do.

Banker: Well, I think everything is in order here. We should be good to go on this business loan. Me: Great! Thank you for- Banker: (Pulling out yellowed paper) all that’s left is to review your Permanent Record Card. Me: (Muttering) fuck

“Do you want to tap a button instead of a screen? That’ll be 200 bucks.” -e-readers

I would buy a microwave that only had this button.

I’m at that point in my life where I take you less seriously if you have an opinion about Star Wars.

well maybe he wouldve made more money if he got a JOB cratchit

Rosie is the Robin Hood fox of robuts.

Taking a couple of needed days off from podcast stuff. Uncle Morty will be back on Saturday! In the meantime, please enjoy this episode where a dear friend shares a beautiful story that is as mysterious as it is bittersweet.

GODDAMMIT

My only lifelong goal is to never become Time’s Person of the Year.

Santa’s accountant brother’s name is Cash Crinkle.

I speak from experience when I say you do not want to anger typography nerds. I once saw a guy impale another dude’s eye socket with his t-square for using the Chiller font.

If you have grade-school aged kids I highly recommend interviewing them and saving the answers because when they’re older you can show them stuff like this.

Just had a door-to-door “energy rep” knock on my door telling me he could switch my energy provider so I go back to a fixed rate. That’s always a scam, yeah?

My favorite part of Santa Claus is Coming to Town is when Santa tells children to break the law.

Kinda wild spleens became a thing.

Great movie if you love the Goodman Grin™.

Christmas criminal.

Aside from the fear of clowns, being five was pretty fucking sweet.

I don’t know how he got in there either.

It’s honestly impressive that he can be so wrong while maximizing the ick factor.

Mr. Snuggleupandkiss.

It’s that time of year where I share my favorite ornament hanging on our tree.

Good movies or bad. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Matthew Lillard ever give less than 100 percent in every role he’s done. He’s a great actor.

just broke the news to my grandma and she hurled her fake teeth into the ceiling fan and locked herself in the closet. we all deal w grief differently

What the hell? A new ep on a Sunday? Yes! Ep 8 of Empathy at the Apocalypse is up! Andy & Josh talk about everything from ice cream, graphic novels & potato chips to robots & the best way to make your bed. Two nice guys for two nice hours. @joshseybert.bsky.social @empathyapocalypse.bsky.social

OH MY GAWD BECKY, it's another episode of Empathy at the Apocalypse.

Watermelon is my favorite Elemelont.

This song asks the question “What if ABBA was metal” and I’m loving the answer.

You have to be a real square to drink De Stijled water.

mfw I steal the nucleus cheese fry off the share plate