Sweaty Cyborg
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I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.
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Be sure to do something nice for yourself this weekend instead of doom scrolling. Read a good book. Play board games with a loved one. Scream into a cave. Sort your doomsday seeds by season. Whisper the names of your enemies into the wicked ear of Crzthlach, the First God. Make a sourdough starter.
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I feel comfortable saying that Andy, Rachel, and Julie would prefer you to listen to this episode while eating ice cream to maximize enjoyment.
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about 8 hours ago
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And now to get the apple pie I have been cooling on the window sill all day…
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erika
2 days ago
they should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness
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Oh ok sure, when Mamdani does this, it’s “charming”, but when I jump into a pool wearing a suit, I’m a “nuisance” because I’m “drunk” on “BuzzBallz” and ruining my “niece’s birthday”. 😡
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2 days ago
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I'm not ashamed to admit I'm in the middle of an easy-listening phase.
youtu.be/4kFQvNtL-rk
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Natura Morta
YouTube video by Sven Wunder - Topic
https://youtu.be/4kFQvNtL-rk
3 days ago
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You’ve na naed your last sha.
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3 days ago
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Started to watch a video of someone restoring a stuffed Mr Snuffleupagus to relax and ended up in a eldritch nightmare instead.
3 days ago
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Hope this helps.
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The First "How-To" Video? How to Wear a Monocle (1930) Restored in Color
YouTube video by Did You See?
https://youtu.be/NBxByrz5BRE?is=JCoadyOHNQQzof2T
5 days ago
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5 days ago
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Need something silly and dumb so I’m watching The Monkey.
7 days ago
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When I don’t have time to get a greeting card for someone, I just give a five dollar bill for them to display somewhere for about a week and then they can throw it away while feeling guilty.
8 days ago
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Top 5 Zombie Films (non Romero edition) 1. REC (Balagueró) 2. Pontypool (McDonald) 3. Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (Turner) 4. Reanimator (Gordon) 5. Cargo (Howling and Ramke)
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9 days ago
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Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
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9 days ago
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The next election I’m voting for whoever bans publishing paperbacks where the front cover is a little bit shorter than the rest of the book.
9 days ago
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Videodrome (1983, dir. David Cronenberg)
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9 days ago
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Logging off for a few hours. Nobody post until I come back.
9 days ago
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Arr David
9 days ago
Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.
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Ten years old and still the funniest video on YouTube.
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A Whole New World With Realistic Audio
YouTube video by Tijmen
https://youtu.be/-yLsF8VMPKE?is=QEh46V7RkzAzrULz
9 days ago
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I’ve gots skills to pay the bills (know how to write a check).
9 days ago
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I’m just going to wait until Monday when all the dads are on clearance.
9 days ago
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It’s the Ritual of the Harvest, Charlie Brown!
9 days ago
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Apologies for being sincere on here. I’ve worked so many jobs for toxic people who put profit over everything else. Starting a new job where I work with people who are genuinely selfless, progressive and doing the hard work that benefits underserved communities has been life changing for me.
11 days ago
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Fun
11 days ago
oh you said MATH. no i don’t want to snort that either.
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Legit thought this was Ben Stiller for a second.
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11 days ago
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This record has been a balm during many a dark night.
12 days ago
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🏳️🌈 Ms. Marya E. Gates 🦩
12 days ago
🚨 The Prisoner complete series coming to Criterion Channel in July!!! 🚨
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Ruth Nineke
14 days ago
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Secretary (2002, dir Steven Shainberg)
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12 days ago
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Bringing back Circus of the Stars would heal us.
12 days ago
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You need to watch this if only to find out what’s wrong with Rico.
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Emma And Rico's Friendship
YouTube video by Morphin' Legacy ⚡️
https://youtu.be/A1X2HZKamjA
13 days ago
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Sometimes being the parent of an older kid means pretending to be interested in the Persona games.
14 days ago
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We should encourage the Knicks to win a championship once a month. Seems good for our mental health.
14 days ago
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Dogs are so cute and adorable until they find an injured bird.
14 days ago
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Explain your @. I used my real name for a long while but changed it when I was doing some serious job hunting. Sweaty because I have hyperhidrosis, and Cyborg because that was my nickname in college (rhymed with my last name).
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14 days ago
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Sweet potatoes and man alive I wished I liked them cause that shit is healthy.
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14 days ago
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Advertisement: Are you worried about- Me: shut up yessssss.
14 days ago
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Getting out of this bathtub of Elmer’s Glue and waiting to do the most satisfying thing ever.
14 days ago
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I don’t know who needs this information, but at the main branch of the Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh, you can borrow a theremin.
15 days ago
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“We now take you live on the scene with Anabolic-Steroid-Caillou.”
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15 days ago
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Rogs
11 months ago
Can someone lend me a hundred bugs
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When I was a graphic designer, the one thing that all the CEO’s and upper management had in common was a hatred of negative space.
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15 days ago
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A genuinely creative and weird guy, even if his music wasn’t for everyone. Terrible way to go.
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Musician Oliver Tree, 32, killed in helicopter crash in Brazil
Alternative singer and internet personality among six who died when two helicopters collided over Rio de Janeiro
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/14/musician-oliver-tree-32-killed-in-helicopter-crash-in-brazil
15 days ago
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H e t e r o t o p ia
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Saw (2004, dir James Wan)
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As a Pirates Fan, I get it. Congrats to NYC.
16 days ago
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Corn on the cob is in the pocket of Big Floss.
16 days ago
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Time to listen to the new ̶𝖢̶𝖠̶𝖭̶ ̶ Osees record again.
16 days ago
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