noise canceling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to shut up

i made you a cookie

have you consulted the fool within

having a good day like ok diva

not my house but i know my way around

showing up to the function with stuffed peppers

cats love giving themselves an aggressive bath right next to you and then clocking out

life is too short to not prioritize having fun and that's why i'm going to prague

oh you don't like The B-52s? keep that shit to yourself that's high key embarrassing

i made the perfect salad: buffalo chik'n veg patty, baby spinach, tomato, cucumber, red onion, bell pepper, avocado, slivered almonds, a couple croutons, feta 🤤🤤🤤🤤 i eat it multiple times a week

that crispy diet coke will save you

off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? you certainly will not regret eating chips and guacamole

look at this big ass bouquet i got today 💐

i need spring to wake tf up

chewing on my anxiety until it's soft

every morning i let my cat play with the shower water while it warms up, and every day he wants it sooner 😭😂 i yearn for water, möther

you know what i feel like? a mother effin' root beer

how i like my eggs

the reese's easter eggs are exceptional this year, 4.9/5

i love free will

making homemade pizza for dinner because i love whimsy and making things harder than they have to be

this is what spring is going to feel like

when people spell my name wrong

i love staying up late on thursdays

summer trend alert: the return of fun, beauty, art, flirtation, mild delusion

cracking open a couple cold ones with the boys

i respect the grind but i respect the recline more

calvin too cool

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the first two seasons of Fargo are some of the best television ever written

i'm really into bowling lately. it's my suggestion when people want to hang out and it's always a hit.

don't judge me but i bought my first plant for my apartment :) a golden snake named patricia

who up feeling Weird

this is what leaving a group chat feels like

big week for me and music

i love stardew valley, malcom in the middle, girl scout cookies, scroll on phone time

here's to unbecoming all the things we thought we were supposed to be

when i have to hold my horses

i won’t tell anyone my spark is back but there will be signs

no your computer isn’t sentient. can your playstation fall in love. can your car get depression. do you hear yourself dude

i am having the perfect sunday: slept in until 11, huevos rancheros for breakfast, a gorgeous walk, car wash and flowers, everything shower. now i'm baking cookies and reading my book (the stalker by paula bomer). i don't take days like this for granted.

i can't think of anything more american than rebranding sweatpants as athleisure

i love that first weekend when it's warm enough outside to open the windows and air out your space. it's soooo refreshing

i love fashion because it's like what if we made architecture you could wear

this women's history month, i pledge to become ungovernable

today marks 19 months of sobriety!! the best decision of my life!! happy to be here

almost all my stitches dissolved!! the swelling is gone!! i no longer have chronic pain due to an aggressive tooth infection that spread to my jaw bone!! i feel like myself again. it's wild how chronic pain will completely change your outlook. i'm excited for my follow up w my doctor next week

sent an email without any exclamation points

i could rewatch arrested development forever and never get tired of it (there are dozens of us)

20ish years later and this album still slaps