idk man people who get migraines should get a trade off like free iced coffee for life

how i like my eggs

i am the youngest person at this Big Boy

the reese's easter eggs are exceptional this year, 4.9/5

i love free will

making homemade pizza for dinner because i love whimsy and making things harder than they have to be

this is what spring is going to feel like

when people spell my name wrong

i love staying up late on thursdays

summer trend alert: the return of fun, beauty, art, flirtation, mild delusion

cracking open a couple cold ones with the boys

i respect the grind but i respect the recline more

calvin too cool

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the first two seasons of Fargo are some of the best television ever written

i'm really into bowling lately. it's my suggestion when people want to hang out and it's always a hit.

don't judge me but i bought my first plant for my apartment :) a golden snake named patricia

who up feeling Weird

this is what leaving a group chat feels like

big week for me and music

i love stardew valley, malcom in the middle, girl scout cookies, scroll on phone time

here's to unbecoming all the things we thought we were supposed to be

when i have to hold my horses

i won’t tell anyone my spark is back but there will be signs

no your computer isn’t sentient. can your playstation fall in love. can your car get depression. do you hear yourself dude

i am having the perfect sunday: slept in until 11, huevos rancheros for breakfast, a gorgeous walk, car wash and flowers, everything shower. now i'm baking cookies and reading my book (the stalker by paula bomer). i don't take days like this for granted.

i can't think of anything more american than rebranding sweatpants as athleisure

i love that first weekend when it's warm enough outside to open the windows and air out your space. it's soooo refreshing

i love fashion because it's like what if we made architecture you could wear

this women's history month, i pledge to become ungovernable

today marks 19 months of sobriety!! the best decision of my life!! happy to be here

almost all my stitches dissolved!! the swelling is gone!! i no longer have chronic pain due to an aggressive tooth infection that spread to my jaw bone!! i feel like myself again. it's wild how chronic pain will completely change your outlook. i'm excited for my follow up w my doctor next week

sent an email without any exclamation points

i could rewatch arrested development forever and never get tired of it (there are dozens of us)

20ish years later and this album still slaps

when you think about it cats are furbies. they wake you up in the middle of the night and start saying furbish, a language you don't understand

just had my first solid since tuesday: overcooked mac and cheese with extra butter. it's delicious, a delicacy

this is what march is going to feel like

osseous surgery is so fascinating because we're only three days out and i'm like oh this is what gums are suppose to look like

my dad said one of the kindest things he's ever said to me yesterday. he said i don't always have to be brave. i'm brave about so many other things: at work, i travel on my own, i stand up for people. it's okay to lean on others when your scared. i think the weight of those words just registered.

driving home after staying with my parents like a mom excited to see her son (he is a cat)

the cool thing about surgery is they give you meds that make you feel like a lava lamp

my surgery recovery plan

just got home from surgery!! the extraction, reshaping, bone graft and pt 1 of osseous surgery went well. i'm very swollen but proud i got over a huge fear today.

it's my last work day before surgery!!!! i am the first appt of the day tomorrow. i'm v excited for my jaw pain to be a thing of the past. everyone tell me i'm so brave.

sorry if I'm a little grumpy I woke up on the wrong side of history

i love making dinner early on sunday. it tricks my brain into thinking i have more weekend :)

i'm on intense antibiotics before my surgery on tuesday and omg the persistent jaw pain i've dealt with for months is gone 😭 i'm terrified for this but i'm so ready to get it over with!!!!! you guys it's so close

sunday mornings are for staying in bed and pretending the world isn't real yet.

i am full of pasta and sin