i bet being a blob in a lava lamp feels sooooo good

the sunday scaries

peppercorn pork tenderloin, garlic mashed potatoes, parmesan asparagus for dinner

there comes a day in every cat's life when they discover the heated blanket. today was calvin's day

If you have money for needless wars, you have money to feed and provide healthcare for your own people

We could regulate these things but it might prevent all this innovation.

a homemade cinnamon roll got me saying things like 'set phasers to yum'

17 months sober today. happy to be here 🥰

girl i'm bored let's put our records on

It’s the United States that needs regime change.

IN ginger ale analog hobbies earnest posting community over convenience investing in yourself celebrating friends cooking at home flow state OUT irony brain oversharing being mean for likes pancakes doordash making everything a bit chronic self deprecation not reading

17 months of sobriety tomorrow! so i'm celebrating with a day downtown 🩷 going to a museum and lunch. a little solo date

is it normal to miss someone deeply and also feel relieved they didn't have to see how the world turned out

all this country does is bomb, kill, steal, and lie. there's never money for healthcare, but there's always money for violence.

i've had four ginger ales. don't mess with me.

getting into pomegranate juice lately

a very sweet moment with calvy

😋

just threw these bad boys into the oven 🫑🤤 turkey stuffed peppers

no hangovers crew, we did it, we're better than everyone

making up omens 😊

it finally happened, i fell asleep before midnight. happy new year 🩷 i'm going back to bed

2026 is the year i get an oil change

i don't need a wrapped from my period tracking app lol wtf

i survived another year, bring me the chips and dips

i finished a container of baby spinach before it went bad. that IS a flex.

i made a little bunny 🐰

have fun! go outside and make a snow angel! watch a comfort movie! make some crafts! read a book! see an old friend! get lunch with a new friend! indulge in some retail therapy! listen to a record! take a nap! remember life is what we make it! the possibilities are endless.

lavender london fog from my favorite brunch spot 💜

i might be the first person to lose weight over the holiday break

when your cat meows until you wake up it's them asserting dominance as baby

did sleepy time tea get stronger or did i get weaker

the week between christmas and new year's eve is a liminal space

hi calvin

there's still time

my only goal for 2026 is to Have Fun

i have a big doc appt tomorrow. if y'all could spare some good vibes it would be most appreciated 🩷

the thing about claire danes? she's going to bust out that cry face. #thebeastinme

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

are you a muppet? you legally have to tell me if you are.

way to capture the zeitgeist, kohl’s

my stepdad loves to call me his anarchist daughter 😂

woke up with a sore throat and hoping it's just a sinus thing and not The Virus

[me under my electric blanket] i'm fork tender!

going jean shopping is fun when it's for a smaller size

i have curated the perfect saturday breaky: an everything bagel with onion and chive cream cheese, two cutie tangerines, a handful of blueberries and a diet coke

as if myrrhy christmas wasn’t right there

marty, i’ve had crunchwraps more supreme than this

just started season 1, episode 1 of breaking bad. i am SEATED.

this cookie is falling off the bone