my love language is central air

every neighborhood has one guy who treats the fourth of july like he's defending the republic personally

23 months sober on July 4. your welcome America

fuck it al pastor for breaky

sometimes someone replies to a post and it's like ok i hear you but why are you yelling

This is Nala. She thought your face had disappeared. Turns out it was behind your hands the whole time. Incredible. 12/10 (IG: goldennala27)

someone is happy the cabin has AC

Good stuff.. When I was a kid we went on a school field trip and toured the plant in Detroit. It was a big deal to get a free "pop" at the end of the tour!

my heart 🧡

what if i said ginger ale is better than coke

every summer i remember i actually hate summer

my toxic trait is thinking i'll enjoy outdoor seating in june

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

i love making dinner early on sunday. somehow it tricks my brain into thinking i have more weekend left :) tonight's dinner: chicken meatballs with marinara, garlic roasted asparagus, and chicken-flavored rice. dessert: root beer float

archie is the cutest boy

Dutch newspaper won the European Press Prize for their investigation into 114 Palestinian kids shot in the head & chest. 114 children deliberately shot in the head & chest, & not a single media reported on it. www.europeanpressprize.com/article/what... substack.com/@mirandavida...

i do not want an ai assistant i want water in the great lakes

they should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness

i’m in music purgatory where 80% of what i listen to is early 2000s indie rock

my cat let me sleep in two weekends in a row. i must be on his good side this week 🥰

when men stomp their foot do the balls wiggle wiggle

me when it's da weekend

i don't skip leg day. i need strong legs to carry around this big ass heart

the grocery store rotisserie chicken is one of the few things left that unites us

i’ve lost 38 pounds since november. now that i’ve got my nutrition under control, fitness is next. after years of poking fun, i finally bought an apple watch. i love how its fitness tracker seamlessly syncs with Cronometer. if anyone has favorite third-party app recs, holler!!

hey can you pull my brain out and blow on it like a nintendo cartridge thanks

Elon Musk could afford to literally pay every adult, child and infant on planet Earth $120 each and he still wouldn't have a single friend who cared enough about his to text him on his birthday

what booking a flight with miles feels like

I'm sorry for commenting "again?" on your pregnancy announcement

just got diagnosed with needing general tso’s chicken, fried rice, and a spring roll with a diet coke

Happy Litha! Here’s to barefoot days, late sunsets, and letting things bloom in their own time. Thank you for sharing...Makes me feel like this❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍Sending you Love from the Archangels of the 7 Rays. Namaste, Sherri

since i stopped drinking i've become a soda sommelier. i know exactly when the situation calls for a diet coke, a ginger ale, or a root beer. this is the way.

happy summer solstice to those who celebrate <3

Solstice wildflowers

[person from michigan] i'm drinking pops you've never heard of

pull up chair. cheddar brats, wild rice, garlic asparagus and corn on the cob is for dinner

i'm going to start calling conformists pod people

i just ate three (3) cinnamon rolls who want me

woke up next to this little angel

maybe your cat is meowing because they're trying to figure out what your deal is

i trust people who get excited about a really good peach

she took a little hiatus but my Hyperfixation Salad is back and better than ever

after years of not talking, my dad and i finally reconnected last year. he's been such a huge help through all my health stuff this year. i'm really excited to make his favorite homemade german chocolate cake for father’s day 🩷

it's nice when you see yourself represented in media

Hey!! If your company is giving you Juneteenth off tomorrow, take five minutes to read what the day is about and THEN drop a lil money at a Black-owned local business. Be real punk rock about it

happy birthday Isabella Rossellini

oysters are sea fajitas. i’m only ordering them for attention

it's time