it's so important to get morning cuddles in. it sets the tone for the day.

you're never too old for ants on a log

me: benjamin, what are your thoughts on today’s current events? benjamin:

people will be like "the man, the myth, the legend" and the whole time it's just some guy

i'm always saying this

omg it's only tuesday

this is what life feels like lately

this weekend is an introvert’s dream ❄️🌨️

If you’re able, please support this verified GoFundMe for Alex Pretti’s family. And if you’re not in a position to donate, sharing it far and wide matters just as much. It’s at $300K and counting.

my cat woke me up (🥲) so i finally looked into tiktok's new privacy policy and immediately deleted it off my phone. nope. i refuse to engage with anything doing this.

crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours. please keep sharing with your networks.

watching everyone else get snow

one (1) night without my humidifier and now i look like this

This is what love looks like.

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

having a cool boss who you vibe with will absolutely change the trajectory of your career. feeling v grateful

"let her cook" except it's me and my heated blanket turned up to the highest setting

my christmas tree is still up bc it brings me joy. next question

hey while you're up can you get me a ginger ale

the dean on Community is one of the funniest characters ever written

feeling like a freak on a leash (wearing wired headphones)

i finally got my nintendo switch fixed and accidentally spent all afternoon playing stardew valley

fuck it taco night on a sunday

living in america

i just changed my license plate all by myself. watch out mechanics i'm coming for your job

lookie what i just found at the grocery store 🍒

saying 'don't fall in love with me, kid' to the trader joe's cashier

we're in that part of winter where i tack on 10 more minutes. i'm so warm and cozy in bed: 10 more minutes. it's so warm in the shower: 10 more minutes. the cat is asleep on me: 10 more minutes (legally binding).

enjoying the snow

i went here and everybody knew you

per my last breakdown

can someone braid my hair and very gently explain everything to me

you're being very "it is what it is" when i need you to be "wtf no"

i had my appointment yesterday. my treatment plan includes osseous surgery with a bone graft and rejuvenation. i should have it scheduled in the next month or so (coordinating with my work + insurance this week). FINALLY some movement!!

question for the chat! would anyone be interested in a bluesky march madness league?? i'm thinking about putting something together.

my latest hyperfixation meal

i don't think woke culture has gone far enough

after what feels like an eternity, i finally have my periodontal exam on monday. my gums aren't in great shape but i'm ready to hear the damage and start working towards fixing it the most annoying part of all of this is how i'm told i need to deal with this ASAP and it takes weeks to get in

me after one (1) day of not working out

i'm making pizza rolls if you want to pull up

Today is a great day to remember that a memo leaked from Pam Bondi that suggested charging people who film ICE with domestic terrorism. That’s how badly they don’t want to be filmed. Today is a perfect example of why. Everyone who filmed Renee Good’s murder has ensured the truth will out.

will there be ginger ale at the function or should we pre

if you don't condemn ICE, please unfollow me

AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

second week eating spinach before it went bad. we are nourishing ourselves in 2026

does anyone else take multiple gummy vitamins? does it sometimes feel like you're eating fruit snacks lol multivitamin vitamin d calcium lions mane

i bet being a blob in a lava lamp feels sooooo good

there comes a day in every cat's life when they discover the heated blanket. today was calvin's day

If you have money for needless wars, you have money to feed and provide healthcare for your own people