big day at the slop factory for taylor swift

i know a place (it's just my arms around you)

straight up under it, and by it i mean the crushing weight of late stage capitalism

embarrassment kills more dreams than failure ever will. imagine letting that run your life. put yourself out there, push through it and have fun! i'm going to hold your hand when i say this: get over yourself

my brain is an unsaved word doc

she's a 10 but that's just october 🍂

unironically love when people post slice of life stuff on social. not aesthetic, not curated, just real. somewhere along the way that got confused with wanting to be an influencer or providing entertainment, but to me it’s just sharing with your friends.

my favorite part of a football game is when they kiss

it's criterion saturday! now watching: Serial Mom (1994).

This is the dumbest apocalypse.

call me lasagna the way i'm warm, saucy and full of cheese

a vibe

stop calling me dramatic, i'm living *theatrically*

ginger ale is the champagne of soda

brits are freaks for baked beans

the purpose of posting is to hold the mirror up to the timeline

october is a state of mind

my body is a thermos for various soups

you can eat an entire liter of soup for lunch, no one can stop you

post breakfast celebration 🍾 good morning

that moment when a pet realizes you're leaving is so tender bc it's like i really am your entire world 🥹🥲

some of us live in sin every day, i'm not worried about any rapture

it's criterion monday! now watching: Clue (1985)

if you see me smiling at my phone, it's because i'm looking at soup photos

it's criterion sunday! now watching: Paris, Texas (1984)

detroit style pizza sunday is my favorite

can i come over and watch Young Frankenstein (1974)

still my birthday weekend, so yes we’re marathoning my favorite halloween movies today

Happy birthday to one of the best people on social media

it's criterion saturday! now watching: After Hours (1985)

when i say i'm caked up this is what i mean

the best birthday brunch i've ever had

the streets are saying it’s my birthday ☺️🧁🎉🩷 here's to another trip around the sun

people singing happy birthday to you is a humiliation ritual

i won't calm down but i will get funnier

we just ordered culver's for the first time mashed potatoes should be an option everywhere

they're doing this to me tomorrow

i am the nicolas cage of this meeting

my brain is a claw machine that only grabs the silliest thoughts

tell me goodnight like you're unplugging me

i need to have a ginger ale about this

craving a day without a single ounce of bullshit

my favorite cake pop is a corn dog

bark if you want pizza

it's criterion saturday. now watching: The Daytrippers (1997).

(flirting) what that subconscious do

i love when the comedy show is on a friday because hell yeah i'm ready to laugh in all caps

Some of the cattiest bitches I've ever met are men.

you won't change your life if you're shy. get loud. raise your hand. take up space. ask for what you want. shoot your shot. have fun.