Taylor Swift could be doing a post-game concert and it still wouldn't get the ticket price of a game featuring the Rockies over $50.

Mariners going to the postseason with the, uh, walk-off (?) from Trent Thornton

@rotowear.bsky.social DO YOUR THING

WEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEE

Might as well

CAL SAID THE NO NO WORD

Angie Mentink was so close to crying during the post-game interview with Naylor, anyone who has ever said anything negative about her goes to jail.

ALSO PAY JOSH NAYLOR WHATEVER HE WANTS GIVE HIM THE SPACE NEEDLE FOR ALL I CARE JUST EXTEND HIM

UGLY UGLY WIN BUT THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFF I AM FUCKING CRYING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mortal Kombat (2021) is the best movie ever made because it features an Australian who gets so racist that it gives him superpowers.

Some lady named Aubrey standing outside the Magic Kingdom surrounded by a sea of mid-30s moms, summer 2028

[Sarah Langs style] WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

So fucking mad that Mariners @ Astros was an ESPN game tonight. I wanted Goldy on every single one of those calls.

This looks a thousand times cooler than it did on the video feed, and it looked REALLY FUCKING COOL on the video feed.

Holy shit, Robles could've turned that into a right field unassisted double play.

Graphic design is my passion.

You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to the Astros, but I'm not going to argue with any Astros fan who's pissed about this ump doing favors for the Mariners tonight. ...the ump called an absolute bullshit strike against Geno as I was typing this, nevermind.

MVP SEASON IS OFFICIAL NOW.

If you'd asked me before this year if I thought I'd ever see a Mariner pass Ken Griffey Jr as he single-season home run leader for the Mariners, I would have said no and probably laughed at you for even asking. Holy shit, Cal.

This motherfucker has a 20/20 season, and he got to 20 stolen bases like a month before his 20th home run.

Good evening, folks. JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That is all for now.

Bring back vans that kinda look like Star Trek shuttlecraft.

NSFW a band Battle Breast

Cut it out, Adam Frazier.

Smash two movies together: The Cabin Boy in the Woods

I don't think I've ever hated a commercial as much as I hate that god damn Ram trucks "never stop being American" commercial. Sure am glad it airs during every fucking commercial break during baseball games.

An episode of Seinfeld where Kramer is the only one who doesn't get radicalized by QAnon. It's heavily implied that Newman is Q.

i'm here you fuckass bitch

On back-to-back pitches, Cal Raleigh just passed one all-time great and tied another. 60 home runs is back on the table, holy shit.

BOMB CANZONE 🤌🤌🤌 #tridentsup

Move over, Pound Town, there's a new location that I'm asking women if they want me to take them to.

Hello, fellow leftists! When and where are we meeting up to do crimes against capital? DM me your names and contact information, comrades!

The most intriguing thing about this article, to me, is the thought it inspired in me: "what if every baseball player's personal charity was audited?"

The Mariners are playing the Royals in Kansas City tonight, and you know what that means. What kind of absolute what-the-fuck chaos are you predicting? My guess is a game that's like 3 - 2 in the 9th, and ends 15 - 14 in the 16th. #tridentsup

Somehow I'm not surprised that the guy who wouldn't shut up about how libs are soft pussies is begging to tap out after six months of having a job that's only slightly less fake than podcasting.

smh kids these days don't recognize a picture of Robert Duvall when they see one.

13-year-old me in 1994 was so disappointed by the end of TNG, and I latched on to Earth 2 big time. It was such a bummer that this show didn't catch on.

If the @mariners.com PR people have any sense whatsoever, they will find the Etsy witch and have her throw out the first pitch in a playoff game.

AI! For when waiting on Jon McNaughton to pump out his diarrheart takes too long!

"We are the weirdos, mister."

brb, putting Ready Or Not on for the millionth time

It's a good thing the Mariners' series against the Dodgers is a homestand, because I'm pretty sure Bryan Woo is going to be arrested the next time he sets foot in California. #tridentsup

Wait, I mean Tyler Robinson. I don't think Tyler Anderson, starting pitcher for the Angels with a BB/9 rate of 3.8, is nearly that accurate.

The annoying thing about Mastodon people is that I agree with them on most points, but they just insist on being Like That.

Tyler Anderson has blue eyes, white skin, and pink nipples. COINCIDENCE, LIBERALS?