You're at shitposting. I need you at absolutely unhinged triple-digit post crashout.

Artist's recreation

Double-0 Godzilla

"Something good" is raking in a boatload of Act Blue cash.

I really love that one of the first indications Babylon 5 gives that the Earth government is becoming increasingly fascist is that it takes like 24 hours for them to send in the military to break up a labor strike.

"Shit, why didn't I think of that?" -the sculptor

literally the only thing these guys are good at is convincing tech-illiterate boomer politicians that their highly specialized tech company with no competitors is absolutely essential to the advancement of the human race, that is their only talent

Hell yeah, the average American is going to lose 397 pounds by this time next year.

I am going to figure out why it's always windiest on trash collection day, and they will give me the Nobel Prize in Meteorology for it.

libbing out is like gooning

french queer eye is called Homme Improvement

You're laughing. This guy is going to get the Come and See thousand yard stare every time he passes a Jersey Mike's and you're laughing.

I SPIL MY JICE PRESIDENT TRUMP HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)

WELCOME TO HELL IDIOTS, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEPING US OUT OF THE WORLD SERIES

give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you

It is 2:30 PM on 02 November. Game 7 of the World Series has gone to the 84th inning. All pitchers and position players have pitched and the game cannot continue. The series is called a draw and the Seattle Mariners are crowned world champions.

This guy didn't even buy a ticket for the game. He just showed up at the gate, said "SEAT" and they put him behind home plate.

"Stuff keeps on happening while we're talking to these managers." YEAH BUDDY IT SURE FUCKING DOES MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT.

OH NO A GHOST

Proof that MLB writers have rigged the season. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

I've had this idiot for eleven years today. She's going to be SO spoiled by the end of the day

I don’t know how GBBO is gonna top this but I’m sure it will

I owe my grandma an apology. I understand the draw of soap operas now.

Branching out musically is all well and good but sometimes it breaks containment and the entire internet spends a month pretending to be really into sea shanties.

Stop spreading misinformation, this was discovered in Kalos, not Jordan.

Okay sure, all of his basic statistics look like shit, but his xwCHUD is off the charts.

TY FRANCE WORLD SERIES RBI. I REPEAT, WE HAVE A TY FRANCE WORLD SERIES RBI.

Oh hell yeah, I'm about to get some financial advice that will make me SO FUCKIN' RICH.

This dog sold me the an eighth of the worst weed I've ever smoked for $60 and I wasn't even mad about it.

Ty France has a World Series at bat. 🥹

QWOP: The Movie

Before you try to slide into my DMs, just know that I'm built like this

My favorite part of this, other than the dead Nazis, is that the title of the book is phrased like a dry procedural manual.

GirlBoss GateKeep GambleRing

Animal Crossing border crackdown DLC when!?

Welcome... ...to Night Vale

Oh phew. I was afraid that my neighbors might have a woke gay skeleton couple in their front yard, but thankfully one of them has long hair, so she's definitely a girl skeleton.

As gutting and heartwrenching as last night's loss was, it's time now to focus on the important things. Like throwing so much money at Josh Naylor that he can wear shoes covered in ACTUAL DIAMONDS.

Save me glitter shoes Josh Naylor. Glitter shoes Josh Naylor save me.

MARINER.

Mariner.

How do you even score that?

I DON'T.

The FBI agent who surveils me after I spend $1200 to put shit cams in both of my bathrooms.

I regret to inform you that my dog is transphobic. Do better, Chani.

If this guy knew ball, he would be aware that Manfred declared in 2024 that only one ball will be used for each game.