On the next episode of Dr. Phil, the leprechaun and Jennifer Aniston will sit down and talk for the first time in 35 years, healing not only the rift between themselves, but perhaps... the nation?

I don't hate this. Why do I not hate this?

Tom Six www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozez...

Nothing makes me embarrassed to work in my industry more than watching drug commercials. The person who came up with the brand name Bimzelx should quit their job, move to the woods, and never speak to another person as long as they live.

Sick burn from Argath, though.

Cal Raleigh's special interest is home runs.

All Food Things...

Make a Bond movie casual Leafraker

On Vixen! On Vixen! On Vixen and Vixen!

Foster Griffin is an extremely Baseball Guy name. However, Griffin Foster would be an extremely Football Guy name. In this essay, I will...

banning goatse? you mean covering the spread?

This is a good time of year to help folks who are struggling and need a hand.

Ah, the long-standing Philly Christmas tradition of leaving a hoagie out on a trash can for Santa.

[a full week later] Oh hey sorry, I gotta catch'em all.

One Grinch After Another

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We're not going to talk about the Ms record in the six games I saw in person this season though.

God I love Philly so much. You just don't get news alerts like this in other cities.

[replying to a personal email] Thank you for your message. After reaching out to my colleagues, I have determined that I will be able to attend your dinner party at Buffalo Wild Wings fifty cent wing night. Please don't hesitate to reach out if you need further information. Kind regards,

I don't think the browser back button has ever done the same thing twice on this site.

Falling to my knees and screaming at the heavens like Kirk in Wrath of Khan.

LOGGING ON

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

robert eggers presents The Blovvjob

This makes so much intuitive sense and I hate it.

Having a fanbase that covers the largest geographical area is just as good as making it to the World Series, right?

Juan Soto's about to get paid half a million dollars per walk in 2026.

I would like everyone to know that my taste in cinema is unimpeachable.

Qdoja Cat

@sweetbobby.bsky.social and me when we went to Oktoberfest together.

Bryce Harper is gonna be the first player in MLB history to get suspended for taking colloidal silver

I'm pretty sure it was the horse bot, y'all.

Maslow's Hierarchy of Deez

To the surprise of no one, The Atlantic has a worse take on an issue than a 2005 episode of Veronica Mars.

I'm doing an annual training module that has a computer-generated voice that is so nightmarishly grating that it makes me long for the AI TikTok voice. Holy shit, this is like half a step up from Dr. SBAITSO.

Margot is cool, help her out if you can.

Anyone with a passing knowledge of macro ecumnomics knew this already.

There are two futures before us: If the current AI/LLM garbage achieve sentience then Bam! Straight to SkyNet. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200. But if DHB achieves sentience then it's either Star Trek or The Culture. Either way I'm good.

[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Am I sober enough to drive?

Getting this printed on a shirt so I can wear it during our next cameras-on meeting about how Copilot will save my filthy soul.

A new horror book store just opened in Manayunk! Hell yeah, go buy your nerd shit at a new local business. thrillerdelphia.com

when someone starts aggressively defending libertarianism, my immediate follow up question is asking them their opinion on age of consent laws 💀

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

This is an incredible (and completely accurate) sentence.

I'm putting it in my will that I will be given a 21-gun salute with hot dog cannons at my funeral.

I am an Eagles fan now.

They never tell you that the dishes are made of stardust, too.

My Babylon 5 rewatch and my The Black Tapes relisten both hit the episode titled "Shadow Dancing" today. This means something, probably.