this is the best video of the jessica tt trend i’ve seen so far

I dyed this absolutely insane mashup tee from Favorite Vegetable (available)

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

i’m just going to pig out and watch reaality tv all day

send me $

i might take a nap. i think i have pms. my tits hurt and i’m grumpy as hell.

1979 Plymouth Volare Duster at No Reserve

no more going to any grocery stores with out a list and only cash, how did i spend $100 when i went to buy grapes and flowers and i forgot to get my flowers

might buy myself new flowers for the pidgie vase, link in bio

Moon #charcoal #art

gotta get up and go to the store because i’m out of grapes and i don’t want the robins mad at me

“Basic income has been shown to reduce health care costs, including an 8.5% reduction in hospitalizations. As Dr. Danielle Martin [the newly elected Liberal MP in today’s by-election] has so pointedly said, “If we discovered a drug that reduced hospitalizations by 8.5%, we’d put it in the water.”

“This has never happened before,” one government employee tells WIRED. “I have never gotten a message like this from anyone.” government workers are getting inundated with religion in the office -- read @telliotter.bsky.social:

good morning angel

i had nightmares about deformed kittens

Crosstune #351 - April 14th I solved the puzzle in 1:54 flawlessly ✅. crosstune.io

Connections Puzzle #1038 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

harmonies #747🎧 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟧🟧🟧🟧 harmonies.io

⛳ WordleGolf - Apr, 14 🟢 Score: 8 (-6)

Strands #772 “It's a little unclear” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵

Wordle 1,760 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Spotle Movies #12 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ℹ️🟩 spotle.movie

Spotle.io #1446 📅🧑‍🧒‍🧒📈⚧️💽🌎 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Framed #1495 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ framed.wtf

too sleepy to wait for linus to show up 🦝💤

send me $ goodnight

i may never recover

i had to go put more marshmallows and bananas out for linus because this beefcake ate everything

absolute unit

the size of this possum omg

LOOK AT THESE TORTIE KITTENS

Not sure how I missed the date, but April 9th was the anniversary of DMX‘s death. This is a retelling of the post I originally made on Twitter the day he died:

today's 𝐷𝑢𝑚𝑏 𝐿𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑊𝑎𝑙𝑘 everything eclipsed by a close encounter with a winged god I've wanted to ID this mystery raptor for months now- big, not a hawk, not an eagle, always too far away for a good pic today, he rolled right up and floated directly overhead for a good 10 minutes- an Osprey

damn i had to go out more cat food out because the kitties came and ate the bowl i had just put out already

rawr

on the menu tonight for the buddies: apple grapes banana shelled/unshelled peanuts sunflower seeds blueberry bagel twinkie marshmallows and pieces of leftover meatball hoagie ripped up also a few tater tots and hard and soft kitty food for the kitties

i feel like if i don’t get some cookie dough to eat i might die