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three has been my favorite age so far because like. we’ll be talking about elmo or whatever and then my kid will ask “what time will everyone on earth be dead? like the dinosaurs” and then halfway through my answer he’s like “elmo is red :)”

thinking about a sarcastic version of raffi’s “thanks a lot”

we got a children’s dictionary for free from the family next door whose kids have outgrown it. tried to show my son its utility only to discover “poop” isn’t even in it. no wonder they gave it away

we went to the Cal student lego club’s community event today. they called it UC Brickeley and it was very cute

great drag name

My MIL once refused to take the bus in Seattle an instead drove her big ass truck because of “the conditions”. So that’s what my wife and I say whenever we encounter anything nice in a city

in my family when it’s a particularly nice day one of us will inevitably say “another DISGUSTING day in SAN FRANCISCO”

pissing off my friends on this San Francisco trip because i won’t stop growling “IT’S A WARZONE” in a right-wing propaganda voice while we walk around some of the most beautiful city streets in America

the baby keeps excitedly presenting the dog with all our best hot wheels cars. the dog has not reacted because he is old and blind and possibly sleeping, and now the baby’s looking at me like “what’s with this guy”

I will day this, the Disney Adults have proven themselves much more ready to meet this moment than any Harry Potter Adult has.

we finally got a cheap frame for this cheesy souvenir photo we took on a trip to chicago in 2016 after we’d been dating two or three months

I was born in the right generation. I love pizza rolls and being able to block a number

i dont know their names either so this feels pretty fair all told

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

when the lady from the fifth element carries a backup vaporizer she's leeloo multipax. thx y'all

when the lady from the fifth element goes to costco she’s leeloo multipacks. thanks

“Whose Line Is It Actually?” an improv show with three comedians and a fact-checker

my kid (3.5) was kicking his feet at bedtime and his dad was like stop and my kid was like “my feet are fighting” and I said he should try to make his feet friends again and he said “they were never friends!”

It has long been my opinion that Hollywood is frittering away the generational dance talents of Channing Tatum & Tom Holland by not putting them in a musical together. Not a remake, but akin to Gene Kelly & Donald O’Connor in Singin’ In The Rain. I strongly believe this would make a billion dollars

my kid (3.5) was kicking his feet at bedtime and his dad was like stop and my kid was like “my feet are fighting” and I said he should try to make his feet friends again and he said “they were never friends!”

friday night hot take: channing tatum tap number should be just as popular as tom holland umbrella dance

i think every girl should be issued an obedient murder of crows upon reaching the age of 12

i would like to formally amend my previous statement: this does not include baja blast zero sugar, which rules

there is much pain in this world. but not in this Taco Bell, where the Caramel Apple Empanada™️ is back at participating locations for a limited time

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i used to get in fights with people on twitter but on here i've been pretty good about blocking anyone who even slightly annoys me. otherwise it's the same

my son (3.5) came up to me with a measuring tape and wordlessly took some measurements before telling me “mommy…you’re long”

my husband introduced our son (3.5) to zillow and his nosy ass loves it. "show me the inside of that house! let's see the bathroom!" he's definitely mine

checked in on the baby via the built-in monitor in the fancy “smart” crib that claims it can track your baby’s sleeping habits and it says she’s been in there asleep for 24 straight hours

the neurologist started talking to me about nurtec and i visibly perked up and she was like "oh you've tried that one?" and i had to be like "no i just know it because lady gaga's the spokesperson"

"From 2017 to 2024, she was the Washington correspondent for New York." neat! why did she leave

"Fat Mike," of the failing Fat Wreck Chords (who is no longer even "FAT" by the way) has been funding these Terrorist Bands for YEARS!! Well we're going to put a Stop to this and restore MXPX as our Country's top "Punk" Band

a girl i went to high school with once posted on facebook that she changed her stance on abortion after someone handed her an anti-abortion flyer outside the community college. so

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

i'm intrigued to see how fashy 911 and 911: nashville will be next month to be honest

ABC's escalating censorship comes as no surprise to those of us who saw what they did to Doctor Odyssey

i saw goody proctor making inflammatory posts about charlie kirk

does anybody else feel like they are watching a mass psychosis

i can't do sesame street discourse rn

those two guys from supernatural

This is really good: bidoun.org/articles/hou...

I think Melania Body Doubles is probably the wildest conspiracy theory I straightforwardly believe, at least a soft version

when taylor swift sings "leaving like a father" that's stolen valor because she was raised by both parents

A think tank is when I remove my brain at night and put it in the jar on my nightstand to wash away the horrors

does anyone want to start a "think tank" with me. idk what that means exactly but i heard people will give you money for it

he got recalled by a bunch of whiny crybabies who wish we still had a freeway along the embarcadero