amy brown
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writer in tech, parent x2 el cerrito via piqua, ohio my lore: amybrown.xyz/wendys
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just got my first message from someone offering to redesign my website. it looks like this on purpose :) i like it. thanks!
about 1 year ago
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overheard a misbehaving kid at fairyland tell his adult âI donât listen to stupid people!!â
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disney should go back to making movies about how itâs ok to steal from rich people
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Ben Rosen
about 17 hours ago
I was born in 1601. I am a vampire. And for that reason Iâm out.
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michael lutz
about 17 hours ago
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
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Doghouse Reilly
about 20 hours ago
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
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Roxy
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I know Iâm not the first person to say it but the hyper commercialization of the Grinch story is pretty sad and a perfect illustration of the ability of capital to absorb critiques painlessly
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Hildur KnĂștsdĂłttir
about 21 hours ago
Tonight KetkrĂłkur (Meat Hook), the 12th of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He loves meat and uses a long metal hook to steal mutton hanged up in rafters for smoking. Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
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Timothy Burke
about 20 hours ago
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Jay Willis
about 19 hours ago
It is so essential for People In Charge to remember that, when it really comes down to brass tacks, they actually donât have a CMS login
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i finally watched "one battle after another" and my only critique is that i think vin diesel should have showed up during the final car chase
about 23 hours ago
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me: âim gonna nap while the kids napâ also me:
about 23 hours ago
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you rang?
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Solomon
1 day ago
Yâall got them dogs pushing the buttons forming complex ideas Nope⊠not me i need an idiot
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i need to be a fly on the wall in cardi and megâs group texts about nicki. please
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the baby is running around with one of those long cvs receipts shouting âMONEY!!â
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Viktor Winetrout
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Everyone at work is mad at me because I conjured The Devil
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inventing a service where, for a small monthly fee, you can ask a chatbot any of your questions. and then on the other end itâs me, lying my ass off
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laura olin
1 day ago
There's still time, girls
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bari weiss killing every christmas piece at cbs until someone lands an interview with santa
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please stop tapping on sally jenkinsâ enclosure. it makes her too excited and she starts to slam her head against the wall
3 months ago
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goodnight mush
1 day ago
feeling very represented at glowfari this year
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end of year checklist update: glowfari completed đ«Ą
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did you screenshot me to quote dunk to your 37 followers? use alt text next time at least
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2 days ago
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Jack Metzler (cleaned up)
2 days ago
then one foggy Christmas Eve all the reindeer were like bro Rudolph would be perfect for this And Santa was like aw that's chill less go
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my kid doesnât really understand the central premise of Rudolph because heâs like, why are they so mean about him looking different. the woke indoctrination is working. my children will defeat Christmas once and for all
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my son (4) said he built a âcrazy trainâ with his train set this morning so I introduced him to Crazy Train the song and now heâs playing trains and whisper chanting âCRAZY TRAINâ to himself
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when my grandma died and we were dividing up her stuff I took the Ohio University Grandma mug Iâd given her, itâs been in my regular rotation since 2010. just occurred to me this morning that I can give it to my mom now đ„Č
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d.ly
3 days ago
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing youâd be
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cow tools daily
3 days ago
tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
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SFGATE
3 days ago
Passenger sitting in stalled Waymo at Masonic and Geary due to traffic lights being out. Approximately 130,000 San Francisco customers are without power after an outage impacted a large swath of the city on Saturday. đ„ Gillian Mohney / SFGATE
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me: âwhatâs wrong with your food?â 4-year-old: âwell. it doesnât taste good. thatâs basically the problemâ
3 days ago
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Area Mom Asks About Adult Daughterâs New Tattoo, Is Dismayed to Discover Daughter âJust Thought It Looked Coolâ
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one must imagine sisyphus tidying the playroom
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4-year-old, mid-hug: âwhat do you smell like?â me: âwell I just took a shower so probably soap and shampoo. do I smell good?â 4: ânoâ
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my maternal great grandparents lived in a tenement my paternal grandfather lost both his hands in a mining accident my father had four DUIs I am a proud heritage American
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3 days ago
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Elisa Stone Leahy
3 days ago
ICE moved their group of 200 traveling gestapo into Columbus, Ohio, and for the last few days my community has been scrambling, connecting, activating and showing up in the most magnificent way. There are so many different emergency trainings, protests, etc. that I physically canât go to them all.
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the baby broke the arm off my husbandâs lucky cat so my father in law secretly took it home with him to fix it and then mailed it back. the arm fell off in transit
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sick public transit, gloria
4 days ago
The year is 2192. The voters of San Francisco are voting on the Great Highway opening up to cars again. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.
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new plan to buy a house just dropped. just gotta get my commercial drivers license and a foot in the door at swift enterprises
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4 days ago
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
In the Epstein line.
www.justice.gov/epstein
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Microplastics Sommelier
4 days ago
in this house we cherish the holiday classics đ
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this morning I thought to myself "god I wish I could cancel all my meetings today" and then the monkey paw twitched and I barfed
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as far as I can tell, Threads is the website where you post about how much you hate your spouse. why are you saying all that to the internet instead of a divorce lawyer
4 days ago
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itâs the kidsâ last day of school for 2025! over Christmas break we will be going âïž âïž insane
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Sarah Weinman
4 days ago
Season 4 of THE WHITE LOTUS
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Rudbeckia
5 days ago
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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just got this yearâs Therapy Wrapped. I talked about my mom for 1000 minutes
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kate wagner
5 days ago
I wrote about Trumpâs ballroom and the rightâs quest to remake the symbolic order for
@nyreviewofarch.bsky.social
nyra.nyc/articles/wre...
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Wrecking Ballroom
Trump is tearing down the White House. Good riddance.
https://nyra.nyc/articles/wrecking-ballroom?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1218-wrecking-ball-subscribers
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Oakland Review of Books
6 days ago
"He rolled his eyes, pulled faces, refused to make eye contact with those addressing him directly, had numerous side conversations, and simply walked away (at one point with food)."
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reports back from yesterday's Flock debacle:
www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/whipped-votes/
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Whipped Votes
Flock Deliberations, Oakland City Council Meeting, Yesterday
https://www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/whipped-votes/
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