timothée chalamet is tom holland’s wario

[helping my caveman friend fill out some applications] Just put the date you thawed.

I'm listening to this terrible podcast again and they are doing a Ouija board session live for the podcast. They keep trying to ask it to predict things

This naked man must be in my personal space

Watched a gen z dude's video where he's like I FOUND A FLOPPY DISK! It's a zip drive, friends

Some personal news: As of this morning I am now the acting CEO of Pippin. @magpie.tips, who has done a wonderful job over the past five years, will be transitioning to CIO of Pippin. I have some exciting things planned for Pippin, as you can see in the attached photo from our latest agile sprint.

when you place a power pole in Pokopia it should make the simcity zzt sound

it is wild this website still doesn't have untagging people from replies

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

Called fair pharmacare again this morning and they got our foreign income affidavit but it takes 21 business days to process the affidavit 🫠

I know Rothschild knows this and maybe it undercuts the persuasive power of the piece, but the promise of QAnon was that it would punish only the corrupt elites you personally don't like, and the ones you personally DO like would not be punished; they are heroes who will reward you, NESARA style

Pond looks gorgeous this morning

Oh boy switching to daylight time is going to turn March into Second February 😭

listen, this isn’t a lie, but it’s really close. when you google it, the top source is Siskind’s own Facebook page. the actual audio is just a meaningless blanket statement from which no one should draw any conclusions. no actual news source has covered the quote, including Fox.

Making finds in the ravine

Hey can't y'all do this in like your own bed. Not my bed

Both Haas cars still in the points!!

The Alpine has a turn signal

Alonso doing intermittent racing

Aston Martin is just out there having fun and you're all being pretty gatekeep-y about "being ten laps behind" and "what happened to your nerve damage" smh

George Russell:

The F in oof stands for Ferrari

Showing Oscar speaking to media 😭

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

When a red bull makes that noise does it hurt the car

H-O-T-T-O-G-O Colapinto Stop and Go!

Interesting Salesforce has changed its sponsorship boards to Slack. I finally realized why there's Slack boards, lol

FERAL CHARLES HAS RETURNED

F1 is a great sport because they say “full beans” more often than any other one

I can't believe they left the Louis Vuitton board design the same. It's so fucking ugly

Is ferrari... Back

Charlie ferrari was out of there

Oh yeah. Weird anthem vibes. We are so back

OSCAR NO?????

Nice. 😎

Took pippy to a beach

Hey guys. Good news

Oh my god it's so cute

Pokopia update: I got excited about mine carts and neglected my Onix, he's probably got a lung infection or something now, sorry Onix

The fog perfected this spiderweb

Too sleepy to be properly excited about that quali but tomorrow should be fun!!

Holy shit they got Kimi out? Incredible

Red bull has made the tesla model s of f1 cars

George is so fast and max gone in q1.....

Video games... You guys tried this?

I stopped at the store on the way home and picked up a meatloaf, told Tom it was meatloaf, but my brain decided it was lasagna and I did not confront reality until I cut open the cooked meatloaf, which was not my favorite experience

Oh my god Kimi

I was so wrong about the Audi. Looks killer on track

Carlos you can't park there

i wanna play pokopia but i am working