I don’t know what I’m doing here

has anyone done this yet

I checked out the local art supply store the printmaking collective recommended and I was blown away! Goddamn!!

this used to be the capital of the confederacy. good things are possible

Got back to my hotel. Group got on elevator same time. Man (probably mid 40’s) sees a drink on the floor of elevator. Says it looks “brand new. Ice isn’t even melted.” Him and his girl both start drinking it. “It’s great. Rum and Coke!” THE FLOOR DRINK! THE DRINK FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF AN ELEVATOR!

this is, of course, a hidden verse in a classic Tragically Hip song: 🎶Where the walls are lined all yellow, grey and sinister Hung with pictures of our parents' prime ministers Wheat kings and pretty things Wait and shoot the ostrich he brings🎶

My two main thoughts when I play power wash simulator 2 are "better pause so I don't waste water" and "I bet it was really fun and an absolute slog to find the names for all the parts you have to clean in each level"

An important demonstration of the gaping chasm in protection without universal or federal anti-SLAPP laws. @lukelebrun.ca and @pressprogress.ca are at risk cause they are in Alberta. Free speech protections shouldn't be a post code lottery

Aging poorly, Joe Rogan is setting him up to look like an asshole. It's everything I love to see

{shivering in the wilderness of what is now north carolina} Did the Womenfolke Ruin Our Goode and Plentifull Settlement of Roanoke? {a lone wolf howls in the distance}

Imagine if we'd kept Google reader and the Google discover page showed your Google reader subscriptions instead of random shit it's just guessing about

Omg Aardman greyhound

Etsy: "inspired by your interests--" NO. INCORRECT. THAT WAS TWO DAYS AGO. I HAVE MOVED ON TO THE NEXT HYPERFIXATION. NOW I SEEK THE PERFECT RETICULATED PORCELAIN BOWL

Chilling on the couch next to Tom who's gaming with his buds And I hear him go 🎶Emergency penis situation🎶

[jeopardy] me: *finishes off gallon of milk* ken jennings: jerry, you control the board

[hot ones] me: *finishes off gallon of milk* sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing

Trying something different

Another criminal owl off the streets. We won’t stop until every last one of them is behind bars.

"people in cities hate farms and the rural way of life" wrong. People in cities hate leaf blowers

Well, this is timely! New evidence presented ahead of the 50th anniversary of the disaster prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in heavy seas because the captain drove it under the water instead of on top. "I guess he was trying something new," say researchers.

Oof. Big headache :(

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

"ideological entrepreneur" is a great phrase for trad influencers and i for one can't wait to aggressively overuse it to the point of rendering it meaninglessness

If you’re a normal person who doesn’t pay attention to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, you probably aren’t aware of the bizarre goings on between the Hall and 2025 inductee Chubby Checker. A short thread:

I think I might get some canada post stamps and reopen my print orders for Canada at least. I was sending them lettermail before which was the perfect amount of workload for me personally. I suppose I could do international but I'm wary of mailing anything to the US :/

lashed a big box on to my bike so u know it's a good day

Big girl! 🎄 what would you like under the tree this year? #aesthetic #cottagecore #frog #christmasvibes #knitting #decor #Whimsical #christmas #cutecore

good morning fish fuckers

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discovered that the local paper has a beefs and bouquets section and seniors are being extremely normal within

Quilt chaps to keep my leggies warm when I'm cycling

It's so funny how everybody is interested in SEO again because of AI search hype and I'm brought into all these conversations about AI search and nobody actually asks me "do you think there is value in AI search tools and optimizing for them?"

The posting is about to be unreal. It's like if there was 400 of that squirrel

Ziwe we thank you

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

I'm joining the fight on the side of the carnivorous death ball

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

Of course I can seperate the artist from the art. Thats why I fucking love devil's food cake.

I read the article and this part is followed by the national suicide hotline. So I think it is meant to mean "I'm ending this conversation and you need to call 988"... But you can just continue the conversation and it *sounds* like a human is at the keyboard now which just makes everything worse

Tattoo is itchy. Had to plug my apple pencil onto my iPads butthole to charge it. So many life problems

now that there’s fewer flights, the airport should let me ride the little rollercoaster that suitcases get to go on

I love the gingerbread eevee 🥹

Feeling the itch to carve some lino and do some printing Feels nice tbh!!

This is really well stated by Jesse. I definitely felt the same in the middle of moving sometimes. But her conclusion is where I land, too.

@kristadb1.bsky.social have you seen the latest gold updates

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP

This thread is a wild ride but flights in the states are getting cut by 4% right now and 10% next week and nobody knows what is going on lmao 😬

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party