I have a busy summer and I need to finish this novel so I’m going to log off for a while, unless I end up having stuff to promote. See you later bluesky.application

If I was on the Terror it wouldn’t have gone down like that. I would’ve convinced Hickey to try an even more idiotic scheme

The real locus of power in any queer community is the person who writes the bylaws for all of the sex party LLCs

for those asking, the official English version is being published by @peow.bsky.social if you wanna pick up a copy! (pictured: the original 1981-82 printing, which i found at Mandarake Complex in Tokyo)

My illustrious career as a film extra has begun. Watch this short film if you want to see exactly one (1(☝️)) of my breasts

if inventions did not exist, it would be necessary to figure out some way of addressing that

america yearns for the george bush bean memorial reflecting pool

they call it “green” salsa because it’s money in the bank

This Father’s Day, the best way you can express solidarity with those of us without fathers is to kill your dad

I hate this guy but you can't just make up things he said even if you're pretty sure he says shit like it

I’m listening to @tuck.bsky.social’s podcast Gender Reveal in what I assume is the traditional order: first, the episodes with my friends in them. Next, acquaintances. Then enemies, and after that, ranked by hotness

logging off when a post has 30 likes and logging back on when it has 4000 feels like waking up at the wheel of a speeding car

I'm a rom-com protagonist. My endearing quality to offset my alienating beauty is that I keep accidentally discharging the handgun that I'm open carrying

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

this guy is crazy if he thinks a bunch of money and fancy tech will ever get Speed Racer to turn his back on family

Okay fine, I'll take over X-Men. New storyline is that someone has strapped Cyclops into a big engine that powers a massive boat. He's secured by the head so his legs are just kind of dangling

One time I tried to get June to end an essay with an absolutely brutal pun and she replied with one of the most hilariously firm "nos" of my editing career.

They don’t like it when you waggle your fingers and say “Don’t mind if I do” above an open casket

Got some crowd work videos going around. People really like the ones where I fire a shotgun into the crowd, even though it’s not really my best material

Wikipedia editors keep changing my article to be in the past tense no matter how many times I assure them that I'm alive

Look, I'm sorry for attending all of those Peter Thiel secret society meetings. I was just there for the food. I'd fill up my plate with premium meat, and when anyone tried to talk to me, I nodded and said "Sure thing, buddy"

*through gritted teeth* nothing human is alien to me

she’s chilling

just finished Love/Aggression by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com and fucking adored the hell out of it. magical realism where the realism is the absurd mess of trans women trying to exist together, and the magic is the logical conclusion turned into symbolist weirdness. truly fantastic.

this was really good! I kind of need it to keep happening!!

Gotta be Absolute Radiance in Hollow Knight. Though hopefully Silksong DLC has an even tougher one

This was so great! The readings were super varied in style and tone from serious & sad to weird & funny to horny tentacle sci/-fi but they were all awesome. The crowd was great too and the Stud works surprisingly well as a venue for this sort of thing. You should definitely go to the next one!

I cannot describe the degree to which you missed out if you weren’t there. All five of the readers absolutely knocked it out of the park

the state of art in san francisco in a nutshell imo

I’ve got the mandate of heaven in the garage beneath some boxes. I never use the thing, probably has a bunch of spiders in it

did you know the guy who invented chemotherapy wasn’t trying to do all that. he was just trying to irradiate a boy

Hey buddy. Have you considered posting, talking, or thinking about something other than yourself? Could be neat!

Tennessee Williams visiting Lauren Bacall backstage at the Royale Theatre during the original Broadway production of Cactus Flower, 1966

Hey girl, you’re so hot. I really hope we’re part of the same market segment

You’ve got nothing left to lose! Or gain! This is pretty much it for you

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

I only knew she was alive because she kept sending me pictures of her breasts from various exotic locales

A friend sent an image from Europe of a remarkable Hockney painting I had never seen before: David Hockney, "Still Life on a Glass Table," 1971

it is unbecoming to be so desperate for catharsis

If you haven’t seen this thread, your day is about to get QUITE A LOT better.

I have an impacted molar. I am in excruciating, unbearable pain. All the dentists are closed because it is Friday at 9 PM. I am so fucked up by pain and unable to focus I ask my friend Ash if she can come over and find me an emergency dentist. Best she can find is a telehealth call. I take it.

before he could be born, they had to invent a new kind of pussy

the tarp isn't set up to cover the letter removal, it's so the workers can eat ortolan bunting

#RIP David Hockney 📷 Arnold Newman, Polaroid, London, 1978 "Hockney’s life can be seen as one long quest for brighter sunshine, stronger colours, sharper light." - Jonathan Jones

all lesbian fantasies are fantasies about primitive accumulation. All sex fantasies are but the dyke ones are the ones I know. They all dream over there of money and its evil power on the earth, just lurking in wait inside of people, like spring tension in a bear trap

depressive episode while surrounded by beautiful redwood trees. can’t beat it

great news! they’re rolling out group chats that you’re not a member of!

This is happening THIS SUNDAY! Come out and see this incredible lineup of trans writers!!

This is happening THIS SUNDAY! Come out and see this incredible lineup of trans writers!!

Just watched “The Apartment” and it brings me no pleasure to report that C.C. Baxter’s first initials stand for “Cuck Chair”