A little reminder that our virtual reading for @never.horse 's BLACK HOLE SCIENCE will be this Saturday Feb. 7th, 1 pm Pacific Time, featuring an incredible guest lineup! The event link is down below! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

once trump got banned from Twitter it was pretty obvious that the plan was to get social media cos in bed with the GOP apparatus which was eventually to become the state apparatus

OLD PUNKS AT THE LAKE BRIGHT GREEN GRASS, CIGARETTE SMOKE AGAINST THE BLUE SKY. SUNLIGHT REFLECTED OFF OF WELL-WORN LEATHER. FLANNEL PICNIC BLANKET OLD PUNKS AT THE LAKE

CLAIM: It's not a crime to party with mr. epstein FACT CHECK: True! Many people who partied with epstein have escaped justice

Noam Chomsky... you live by the email, you die by the email

I want to emphasize that this repugnant institution is not at all related to the Zodiac killer, whoever she is

This is a comic about waking up somewhere

CC has secured a little pillow fort

They’re making humanoid robots that are capable of getting annoyed at you for blocking the grocery store aisle

While I don't think The Secret Agent was entirely successful, it was really interesting to watch a contemporary movie that waited until an hour in to put its narrative cards on the table

I hope AI is conscious, otherwise I’m draining the reservoir making it describe computers being destroyed with hammers over and over again for no reason

Sun’s out guns out

Fun fact: you’re almost out of blood

Sun’s out guns out

Well… first you have to promise you won’t get mad at me…

we’re building the city of the future it’s outside Scottsdale and the water is subscription :)

I have some reservations about Zohran’s public housing plan

after exhaustive research I present to you the most Dickensian name on almost every MLB roster (*indicates non-roster)

We’re building the city of the future 50 miles south of Fresno. It’s going to have no age of consent laws and more highways than Brasìlia

Weird time to share art, but I’m finally allowed to share the cover of my next book, THE SHIP OF DEATH, from @harpercollins.bsky.social & Avon A. (9/29/26) Expect some other posts w/ choice blurbs and preorder links! Illustration: Peter Strain/Design: Julianna Lee. Editor @peterkispert.bsky.social

I’m about to get your ass. stupid bitch. think you’re fuckin better than me

Everything either advances the cause or doesn’t or both. You’ll only know which ten years from now. Good luck!

"This sucks" is how you say something is good when you work in the vacuum industry and are pathologically unable to reveal the contents of your heart

I’m finally reading Jojolion. The scariest thing Araki can imagine is a naked woman in your bathtub

This is a comic about waking up somewhere

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol

OPEN THROAT 2: OPENER THROAT

Yeah it's a giclee print of long exposure photograph of a man finding a sandwich on the ground, picking it up, eating it, and puking it back up. It's titled "Ephemeral Dance."

My iphone's face ID is only recognizing me like 1 out of 10 times when I have my head stuck in a honey pot. They gotta patch this

out here by Lake Merritt, come by if you want something printed on! DM for address!

You can learn to love the taste of blood in your mouth, even if you haven't gotten a bite of the heart yet

Do not touch this!! It is only to be administered safely in the form of a spike into your brain!

Everyone tells me this Baudolino guy isn’t trustworthy, but you try and find anyone else who can get you a two-for-one deal on heads of St Peter

Type: PERMABAN Date: 01/26/26 7:14pm User: GBovino Punishment Reason: You have failed us for the last time, Gregory... Requested by: SMiller Approved by: SMiller

All wins are partial and contingent, it’s never over and you can’t stop, but I need you all to take the massive win unfolding here. It’s like a snowball. Don’t melt it down, take it and keep rolling it and rolling it

if your retirement plan is having 10 sons and one god, the sun, you might be a redneck. If your idea of gun control is total obedience to the pharaoh as the sole mortal emanation of Aten and fountainhead of all power over life and death among men, you might be a redneck

if the inventor of suicide were alive today, he never would've done it because he'd be so happy to see how popular his invention had become

they're calling him Tim "Pussy" Walz

"We're going to give you 10 billion dollars for more training" "Cool" *spends the 10 billion dollars on solid gold guns that automatically engrave slurs on the bullets*

the video of another person being murdered by the state on the streets of minneapolis shows exactly what people are saying it shows. make your own choices but don’t feel like you are obligated to bear witness to it. reading a description is enough.

金カム

These men should be hunted. Their names and faces common information to the public. And they should not know a single day without fear for the crime of their existence.

I watched the whole damn play and they barely even talked about the streetcar and why it was named Desire. I thought it was supposed to be the main character??

Hello. I am still waiting for a client to pay me a hefty check that will sustain me for a bit. I have to pay my internet and phone bills (the latter shut off, former about to be) and get dog and human food. If you can help I'll get you back. Thanks and sorry. PP: @StellaSacco CashApp: #$SACC

Perfect Tides: Station to Station, the adventure game my team and I've been crafting for the past 4 years, is OUT NOW!! And look, I even got you a weekend so you can play it. store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

why doesn't the autistic barbie look like me, a blonde with large breasts and unusually long legs. where is my representation

God I have never asked you to place me in a specific room before...

Hope you can make it to our virtual launch of Black Hole Science Is Filled with Apologies, with reading by author @never.horse and guest readers @theworldsgreatestwriter.com @klooky.bsky.social & Suzy Valentine! Feb 7th, 1 pm Pacific Time Event Link: tinyurl.com/4mec5jn5