gay for pay; gayer for prayer

Watching Thief, which is about a thief

I carry a bag of popcorn around so that people will think that I’m paying attention

Telling a girl in the bathroom at the bar, “Don’t bother with that guy. He’s immune to pussy. It doesn’t work on him at all”

I wrote an essay about Wicked! Specifically regarding the question of how a work can attempt to expand the work of another writer, and how the presence of the original can deform the attempt

BORN TO FUCK/FORCED TO FUCK/SOMETIMES THINGS JUST WORK OUT

Men in cities across the nation are organizing “brother clubs” where they get together and pretend that they’re all one family of rowdy brothers

when laws are illegal, only outlaws will have laws...

Reading outfit: chosen

It started out as a sex cult but as it went on, we were lured into the leader’s desire to be the CEO of an accounting firm

Now the reading is done, so it's time to announce it everywhere! Coming in October 2027 from @traumbooks.bsky.social: POWERHORSE and Other Stories, a collection of all my stories about weird guys with bad ideas

I think one of the things about bluesky is that for a lot of its users, it represents a kind of retirement from social media. Like I’m tired and I want to get out of the game

a reminder that, as long as Waymo is undercutting the popular will for public transit, they are actively making people *less* safe

It comes out next year, but we need to start lobbying for a Horse Fiction category in the Lambda Awards NOW

Donald Trump hasn’t appeared in public because he ate a bee and his under chin area is all swelled up

Until I find a gallery that wants it, I hung it where the TV used to go. Makes u think

Now the reading is done, so it's time to announce it everywhere! Coming in October 2027 from @traumbooks.bsky.social: POWERHORSE and Other Stories, a collection of all my stories about weird guys with bad ideas

The reading is starting NOW

running out of time to pre-order the book that's been called "dishy and dirty, thorny and sweet" "dispatches from the crabs-in-a-bucket frontlines of modern transsexual life"... (pretty soon you'll only be able to normal-order it)

Reading outfit: chosen

The users of this website can promise only one thing: they will NEVER check to see if someone else has already made that joke in the replies

As it happens, I wrote a book to counter a certain Cold War triumphalism, in which I read the collapse of the Soviet Union as prefiguring the collapse of the United States....

You might have to cover up your Harry Potter tattoos, but I’ll never need to cover my knuckle tattoos that say MOBY DICK GOOD BOOK unless someone notices that my left hand says “dick book”

When white people smoke dmt they see the inside of a weird Target

Real

Terrifying reality check on Al Jazeera. Israel is systematically detonating and completely destroying entire civilian towns and homes across Southern Lebanon. This is not a war, it is a deliberate campaign of ethnic cleansing and total erasure of Lebanese communities. Where’s the outrage 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Gehrman would have thrived in this scenario

If Bart Simpson did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him

This is tomorrow! If you come, you'll be the first to hear a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT I will be making during the reading

I think that as a narrative-consuming culture we have traded away sincerity and the ambition to better capture experience in favor of trope awareness and plot formalism in a way that brings back the worst of the sixteenth century. I think we all need to do better as readers, viewers, gamersss

I haven’t seen or read this play before, but if I know Edward Albee, I’m sure I’m in for a lighthearted romp :)

Since apparently it’s a day to share takes, I’ve got one for you: autofiction isn’t real, it’s just fiction. Memoir? Also fiction

when you’re eating an orange, which do you eat first: the disgusting sticky fruit or the delicious rind?

I saw him eat a whole lemon once, bones and all

This is tomorrow! If you come, you'll be the first to hear a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT I will be making during the reading

Before the pretzels, he was just *movie trailer score swells* Wetzel

I have some incredible news: my son was just born, perfectly healthy! And don’t worry, your wife is recovering well from the birth

this book is great! you should read it if you like magic realism, wry humor and unbearable drama queens!

Can't overstate how fucking fantastic this book is. I love these messy bitches so much. June's writing is so FUN, it's just a delight to read. She's clever and sharp but handles these characters with such care. If you can't find something that resonates in this book, that's a YOU problem tbh.

It's trans day of visibility, so you should buy my book about trans animosity, a goddess of transfemininity crunching on pills all day, shapeshifting houses, and the biggest bitch in the world traumbooks.com/love-aggress...

You bastard. You italicized all the spaces in this document.

June's essay on this was so sharp my ex sent me a text message about it (and then requested that June write about the sequels) so you know we've got dynamite here! www.typebarmagazine.com/gregory-magu...

i have too many friends who are geniuses, and here is one of them, on the curse of the reframing prequel and the way it near-inevitably hamstrings itself through reliance on its source material

You know what, this worked for me once before: does anyone know of any small presses that would be into a very postmodern retelling of Orpheus and Eurydice

I wrote an essay about Wicked! Specifically regarding the question of how a work can attempt to expand the work of another writer, and how the presence of the original can deform the attempt

I’m sorry I proposed to you in the bathroom at the gas station. But given the state of the floor, you have to admit I was pretty brave to get down on one knee

New painting! This one is called "Political Cartoon" 36" x 24" acrylic on canvas

I’m reading War and Peace, and you know, probably a lot more people would read it if they knew just how extremely cunty the dialogue is

Whenever my info gets leaked in a data breach, I remind myself that there’s no such thing as bad publicity

POWERHORSE would win this. You do not know what POWERHORSE is