Faster on My Own Chapter 3 is up! In which Steven blows up his entire life to prove a very important point. If you want new writing from me every week, sign up for my Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/140519...

I'm gonna make myself scarce again because it seems stupid on here, but the mod riot that jay, etc. are going on is really funny

After an unsuccessful reading attempt that got ADHD'd from orbit earlier this year, I'm back to reading Oleander Grip by @vaporlight.bsky.social! I have heard nothing but good things about this book, and this time I'm determined to finish it 🩷🙏

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I may have lost the Lambda award, but I looked good doing it! (Picture by @cara.city)

I think I’m gonna be mostly logged off of here for a little while. I spent too much time putting my mind through the dopamine spin cycle when I was in quarantine and I gotta reset

Pumping crowd noise into the bedroom so that the guy I’m sleeping with can’t hear advice from his coach through the earpiece

sorry you do have to write to be a writer. if the noun is mostly a verb, you have to do the verb to be the noun

I picked up this objectively silly top at a sample sale a while back

This scar? It's where I tripped while cooking and stabbed myself with a chef's knife. That one? I was carrying a gun in the back of my waistband and forgot and sat down on it when I got on a rollercoaster and it went off while we were doing a loop. Oh, this one? Appendectomy

Everyone knows that I’ve been saying “Al Horford has a couple good years left” for the last five years

One Battle After Another is a great movie to watch if you’re a burnt-out leftist

in jami, joseph's escape from zulaikha takes the form of a trans-reveal at the critical moment, as if remembering he is a man, joseph becomes an agent of pure access who penetrates through every door. no longer the fish or gazelle, he is likened now to a falcon. then she tears off his clothes lol

The Lambda Awards ceremony next week might be online but you better believe I’m still gonna wear my fanciest dress

suck ‘em if you got ‘em

Beleaguered babes in YOUR AREA need to lie down immediately

Medbed that jacks you off. Medbed that gives you a tender hug. Medbed that gives you a tender hug and jacks you off. Medbed that cures kratom addiction and jacks you off

Walter Wiggum

One Battle After Another had the perfect tone for a movie about a burned-out leftist revolutionary. Everything is very silly, but not a joke

I think people would like me more if I was on five podcasts and it was impossible to escape the sound of my voice

Personally if I was a 5’11” cis woman who had gotten a lot of work done, I wouldn’t devote part of my standup set to bashing trans women

Mikey and Nicky (1976) - 1:35:50 Dir. Elaine May Runtime 106 minutes 🚬 x 30, or one cigarette every 3.53 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/mikey-and-nicky/

regarding the coming Portland military occupation, we need the answer to one critical question: what is the Subaru equivalent of a Toyota Hilux?

Faster on My Own Chapter 2 is available for my Patreon subscribers! In this chapter, Steven gets a mysterious letter and puts forward a disingenuous argument about pizza www.patreon.com/posts/faster...

It used to be that Playboy would pay big money for short stories, and nowadays you can’t get your story into porn even if you give it away for free

Make sure you sell the advertising rights for your funeral when you’re alive. Don’t let your loved ones rake in the cash, it’s your day

yeah because my friends keep knocking the glass out of my hand whenever I try to drink water

free association will cost you everything

CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian. ME: That’s right, Isaac. CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women? ME: I do both of those things yeah. CHOTINER: That’s so cool. ME: Thanks Isaac

I have been certified 100% non-coronated and I am free from the terrible little room

people are calling this incisive and ground-breaking; who am i to judge

I originally engraved Love/Aggression on a series of bullets, but realized afterward that paper made more sense

Elijah was one of our best, with a wry, unflinching vision and one of the deftest hands there ever was. Goodbye, my friend.

Here it is, my last piece for @eater.bsky.social: my treatise on the last 20 years of food culture, and how food turned into fandom. I really hope you read it. www.eater.com/food-culture...

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Miami Herald: Two-Thirds of Immigrants Held at “Alligator Alcatraz” in July Have Disappeared

enormous L for the meta oakleys if even ICE agents are wearying the ray-bans

Self-portrait in the little room

Look, you don’t need to worry about leaving sexy enough underwear behind when you get raptured. It’s a concern that forecloses upon itself

small poem. i've been playing a lot of "name the 500 biggest urban areas in the US" type games lately to keep my mind busy when i'm fretful

holy shit Skarrsinger Karmelita is a good fight. that feeling like you’re dancing with a boss is exactly what I want out of a game like this

I saw a guy get raptured. When Jesus pulled the dude up into the sky, he said, “I’m just taking this guy. I only need one guy.”

Oh damn, I have to write an acceptance speech on the off chance that I actually win a Lambda award in two weeks

Self-portrait in the little room

hey man. i can see from your replies you probably don't have object permanence. and that's fine. but some of them are so bad that i have to ask: do you even have subject permanence

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Today's art share, an old sketch from my hobonichi: Street Fight

Tara gently leaned her head against Shawn’s stiff cock and muttered: “this is the loan issuance department. We have a preapproved offer of $50,000 in the form of installment loan. To be added to our do not call list please press nine. Press two to be connected with our team…”

As the bullet entered his neck Charlie Kirk, thinking of the safety of the people behind him, plunged his own tongue—trained to be incredibly strong and nimble by thousands of hours of debate—through his own flesh, interrupting the path of the bullet and catching it

I recently bought huckleberries at the farmers market and the vendor closed our conversation with a solemn "huck it up" and I hope I never forget that moment