So he tripped and fell and accidentally entered and impregnated you, and then later tripped again and money for an abortion fell out of his wallet? That’s some bad luck

People of the Bay Area! I’m hosting a new reading series called Text Change, in which five trans writers are invited to read work on any topic other than transition! The first show is at The Stud on June 14th at 6:30! (flyer designed by @cara.city)

You got your sword from a stone? Fuckin weird, I got mine from the King Store. They got all kinds of stuff that makes you the king

Another new painting! This one is titled “All Here”

I saw a dream come true today

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

These bedside buttons allow husband and wife to signify that they’re interested in sex without fear of rejection. If both of them press the button, a foghorn goes off for ten minutes

hey so lots going on i know but this right here is a whole fucking slow motion ongoing tragedy

I have to say, being asked “Are you trying to die?” is some of the most artless street harassment I’ve ever received. The threat of violence is supposed to lurk potently beneath the surface, man!! That’s how it’s done!

Humiliations In No Particular Order

Nose alert

Another new painting! This one is titled “All Here”

New painting! “It Has Been Built.” Acrylic on canvas

I hate it when I’m on the train and there’s a guy yelling and cooking up a nasty bouillabaisse. No one’s gonna eat that, man

Friends! An excerpt of my novel has made its way onto the Literary Hub. It's like the diner scene from When Harry Met Sally if they were both sociopath-adjacent space devils. lithub.com/plastic-pris...

This character is challenging, conflicted. He possesses an urge towards violence, but also aspires to a higher calling, more refined pleasures. His name is Trashfuck Killyourdad

it's considered gauche to admit this but the reason bluesky has lots of burrito taxi discourse is that every big account gets 50 DashPoints credited to our account every time we bring it up, positive or negative. all of us are feasting on ebike-delivered bloomin' onions and all of us are on the take

I know you're upset with me, and I should've been paying more attention, but it's like they say: when God loses a child, He opens a window

Yeah he's such a visionary. No one had even considered that cheating on your wife was possible before him

A seven foot tall guy has a sport through which he can become beloved and famous and rich, while the man with three asses sits in the dark on his chairs, loved by no one

I’m SICK of caricature artists always drawing me with a shadowy figure lurking behind me and holding a knife to my neck!!

These days, they would’ve just hit St Sebastian with a Jeep Wrangler. No erotics of pain there, let me tell you

We got switched at death, wrong coffins. I went to the little Mormon planet with all of his family, and he went to my place in the burning lake in hell

I would’ve been the funniest person on the Titan submersible. I would’ve had them doubled over laughing when it imploded

New painting! “It Has Been Built.” Acrylic on canvas

Disabuse yourself of that foolish notion, playboy

Is this your business wife or your pleasure wife?

@cara.city asked me this question and it stressed me out so much I started pacing

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.The credit belongs to the little birthday boy who is actually in the arena

a new piece: "Another Small Absence" infrared photograph with laser-cut + acrylic painted wood and golden thread. a memorial to living on a changing planet.

get well later. no rush

hey man, is everything alright? your last few outfits of the day have been a bear pelt and a spear. you didn’t even remember to list the designers

There's enough stuff to be genuinely scared about for good reason. No sense in adding to it. This happens offline and on with lots of everyday trans people...but the Content Creators who don't take care to be measured about it, that really sticks in my craw.

I didn’t get big… the britches got small

Last month, Aleanna Royal Bechdel, a 31 year-old Black trans woman who was a DJ, promoter, and artist, was murdered in a housing complex in New York, and a 54-year old man was arrested. There has been very little press coverage on this, including by queer outlets run by cis white people.

I hate it when I get shadowbanned from the art gallery. All I could see was a bunch of framed blank canvases instead of the paintings

Finally started reading @theworldsgreatestwriter.com’s Love/Aggression on the train today and basically dropped everything else to finish it this afternoon. I will be bringing this book up to people all the time!!

he was the finest jockey of his age until he had that vet stitch him to the horse. after that he was just a beast

Sy Ableman??

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Texas Children’s should run this like an old school gender clinic. Unless you played with the right toys, had the right dreams, and get a blowout score on the Cogiati, no detransition for you

they’ll put anything on a pizza if you point a gun at them

captain’s hat, never worn

i’m going to spray you with a water bottle until you stop talking about trans people

michael douglas now claims to have gotten scurvy, once again from eating too much pussy

A solution for this hantavirus problem: if you go on a cruise, you may never return to land. The ocean is your home now

Honestly, it's The Piano Teacher

I picked up Love/Aggression by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com after reading "Dating After the Death of God" (via a Discover Feed link, in fact). I'm afraid to look inward, but @sesmith.lol's All My Dead Cats and Other Losses comes to me in July.

I do think a lot of the pointed publicity on Microsoft's dealings in Israel came from BDS specifically, so this is legitimately a huge victory for the movement