they don't tell you this but if you're beautiful terrible and pure of spirit enough as a woman you can eat two whole papayas in one day

fiona apple said i root for you i love you

got slightly sunburnt yesterday and now laurel is singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Rabbit

he's mister seal

combination of a rotten incentive structure for all levels of education (i.e. thinking in terms of "workforce preparation" and ROI), bad models for critical thought and knowledge generally, and infinite money and power to be madd from mis-/disinformation quackery engagement and/or outrage farming

inventing Macro bangs

concept: bundle that makes you sleepy

current inventory

in related news i got kelela's raven on 33 so we'll be finding out together whether in fact i am tough enough for love

the thing about "rebuilding lost trust" in public health, science, and/or academia generally is that these institutions didn't do anything to earn this particular loss of trust in the first place

"we have the sickest generation in history" is itself an insane and disqualifying statement from anyone in dhhs let alone the secretary

some of yous

you can eat a whole thing of papaya while you're on a walk in brooklyn. the lady will even give you a fork (:

i am normal. i am desirable. i have a functioning spinal cord. i am immune to all forms of pollen

"leyla why don't i ever see you dating men"

i have to be very careful listening to ethel cain's more yeehaw tracks or i start missing being an itinerant 23 year old mess

i need a bf who is either a 50 year old post-colonial studies professor or a 31 year old chef with hand tattoos

dismantle the tommy atkins mango industrial complex

no shade (some shade)

rabbits are allowed to listen to joni mitchell and be sad while they do their spring cleaning

thank god i love sneezing

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

They made a speedball that’s exactly halfway between “drugs you take in high school because nobody has real drugs yet” and “Miami circuit party blackout juice”

happy wednesday to the tiny baby grabbing my hair on the M train ONLY

delancey & essex kind of sounds like a t4t couple

need an outlet for the accumulated libidinal tension of today's 4 consecutive medical appointments

reading the QRTs and getting a kick out of the average bluesky user being so oblivious they think people are leaving these messages because they're mad at MAGA republicans and not because they're, like, racists, woman-haters, or qanon

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

i love being Imperious

the way white kids talk to their mothers triggers my fight or flight response

stupid boyfriend

t4t lezzing out so i can be with someone who actually likes sports

prohibition but for sports gambling, now you’re only allowed to do it if you go to a dingy bar and place your bet with a guy named vito four fingers who makes it extremely clear that if you welch on him you’re going to join him in the four fingers club

back to civilization (ridgewood, queens)

those who approach homosexuality as a mere biological impulse are homologous with those who approach the quran as a mere lawbook, and while it's tempting to call the former a secular counterpart to the latter (one of many possible, for either term) the truth is that these are both secular positions

Watch Where You're Pointing That Shifter Signifier, Buddy

ohhh the rays are nothing but an entification of the spoken words they bear ohhhhh

big structural tension in single-payer style systems (medicaid, NHS) where the state's insuring body, being essentially political, can foreclose whole fields of care that are politically "hot". no idea how the resolve this but really don't like having a baked-in right wing veto on my healthcare

rabbits actually love mint ice cream

the christians really ate down with those little chocolate hazelnut carrot guys they sell for easter

it's impossible to be too hype for new layli long soldier this year. in case you've never read what's arguably the most significant piece of american verse this century: www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/161866...

yeah no euro-reaction is not running on a third crusade redux or even a bush doctrine war of ideology or it's just straight-up undiluted race hate

my little uk pension has grown to the point that i have to file an FBAR/FinCEN form 114 this year for the first time in my life so you can basically think of me as a titan of industry

save me boyish transgender woman top

> Khomeini

We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline

agnostic migraine-haver has the better theology i fear. recompense is in the akhira not in the dunya ☝️

you're telling me the guy whose career as a programmer peaked with half an undergrad degree over two decades ago isn't a computer scientist

goodnight moon

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