we don't talk about how fake and astroturfed the right is enough

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no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

hell yeah

me and my friends should've killed the internet with hammers, i can tell you that much

if they can do that all for doggos in the neighborhood just imagine how much they can do to help the modern slavecatchers

ring is creepy and it's good more people are realizing it

ring supports ice and they will give them information from your cameras without your permission

We live in a total surveillance state, but we transitioned to it so quickly and with so little resistance that I think most people truly don't understand how much we're being monitored– searches like this are being quietly run for people all the time and it's only going to get worse.

When @mimicinspace.bsky.social and I first started dating, I was driving my mom's car and she had a six CD changer with a Kid Rock CD in it so there were multiple times where we were making out and "All Summer Long" started playing, or that song with Sheryl Crow. God he's the worst.

i didn't watch the tpusa halftime show so much as i watched (at 2x) a guy watching the tpusa halftime show with his cat and even that was still too much

If You Think Our Rulers Do Bad Things In Secret, Wait Til You See What They Do Out In The Open They launched a live-streamed genocide in full view of the entire world. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/if-you-thi...

got back from the farmers market and realized i basically only bought citrus

every super bowl i am reminded of the time lady sovereign got me kicked out of my best friend's super bowl party because she wouldn't stop talking about how dumb american football was compared to cricket

for $180 it should at least have a flared base

You couldn't pay me enough money to click on this AI summary, Google.

Oh no, sorry, this is The One Ring to Rule the Mall! I totally understand the confusion. No, yeah, this one only really helps with like food courts and escalators.

Oh wow fifteen years ago today my old company got bought by a French ad network and they flew me to Paris for two weeks to help the transition. It's hilarious they thought I was going to fly there and work really hard training my replacement, I just used it a free trip to France to party and eat.

Hahaha OK that's pretty good.

I never noticed this either.

this one is very good. whole channel is great too.

kid rock was the original name for epstein island

i just saw this picture on a story about a place in my old neighborhood in vegas that closed and i can't get over rule three

fine hospitaliano pasta dinner

if you don't like homeless people on the street, build homes. if you don't like drug use on the street, build safe consumption sites. if you don't like shit on the streets, build public restrooms. every single one of these things is a choice we have made. we can do better.

i will say one thing i have learned is that i can instantly tell what kind of person somebody is based on how they treat homeless people.

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

don't go trying to bring your trattoria bullshit to this nice osteria

@atomly.com with a normal size coffee cup

moss said i need a good drug wizard robe and i can't say they're wrong

i can't get over this one

he's an expert in cars from like 1904 so rich guys have to fly him all over the world to their fancy estates to fix their old duesenbergs or whatever and the whole experience obviously sounded very similar to every time some rich executive needs my weird gay ass to save their company's tech systems

speaking of his little belly

i love when i run into elia out walking around because he always acts like i caught him sneaking around doing something he wasn't supposed to be, but he starts meowing at me and he insists on leading me back to his place so that he feels comfortable and i can pet his belly in a place he feels safe.

me showing up to wipe your gender floppy

the windows were all closed when we got on our redeye flight so that everybody could sleep but these people got on, opened their window, and then put blankets over their heads

🐢

hey guys it's right here

pov: you're a slice of delicious pizza about to be eaten by atomly

another beautiful day for a walk around the lake

what are you supposed to do when you see your k dealer on feeld

twenty years ago today my best friend @j3s.bsky.social and i quit our jobs to travel around the world. i'm just looking at pictures from our going away parties in chicago and they're so good.

making friends at the birthday party

lol i forgot the super bowl is here this weekend there are a bunch of dipshit dudes down here for it with badges

it's already t-shirt weather in the bay! it's so wild how nice out it is already, especially after being in snow and below freezing weather in chicago weather a few days ago. we're so spoiled with the weather here.

the color in jes's bathrooms are so good

i think he's smaller than my boot, even if you count his puffy jacket!

chopped uncle & scrambled eggs