it figures that i’d have a good costume idea for the first time in my life months before halloween and my hot and cool and funny wife would wait for the 11th hour to piggyback on my idea but make it hotter and cooler and funnier

oh this sucks. RIP angel it was an honor to be nipped by you from time to time

let my chihuahua at bat

thinking about this guy

reached some kind of Dude Apex (read and cried through much of the final third of Lonesome Dove)

shaved my mustache off and no one has said anything to me about it. guess i better grow it back

i even have a pretty good from-scratch brownie recipe that isn’t much harder than a box and i still acknowledge box + salted browned butter superiority

the best brownies are a ghirardelli box brownie but you sub the veg oil with salted browned butter. you’re welcome

im off instagram rn so here’s some exclusive @garfooble.bsky.social on cinestill 400

he is riding BART

it says something about the stability of the real life relationships around me currently that i cried a little finding out that dan and phil have been together almost since day one

having the transsexual’s wine varietal @catfitzpatrick.net

I cannot understand people who are frightened of unhoused people. I interact with unhoused people every time i go out in Chicago. They're mostly friendly and cool! They have problems i don't have but that doesn't make them scary or dangerous! Just share the sidewalk, you fascist baby!!!

i saw something saying that the shutdown might mean no blue angels and may i just say as a leftist? i “hate” that 😡😡 im so “mad” 😡😡 sure would “hate” if we never had to deal with i mean witness their beauty again 😏😏😏😏😏😏

a very specific pet peeve of mine is pseudo or pop science that “backs up” enjoying or practicing art. what does that actually add to the experience of enjoying or practicing art. nothing, i’d argue

if youre wondering this day ended with me getting shidded on by a bird

anyone know how to stop being grumpy about the indignities of everyday life

can anyone tell me why my chihuahua barks at earthquakes like they are dogs

how we doin earthquake heads

capitalism is RUINING the impractical sports car industry

the most depressing model of car i’ve ever seen is probably the ford mustang crossover SUV

if you want to see some good posting you should open tumblr in the year 2025 and search the “juggling lab” tag

i was living in the bay when google glass came out and remember a guy wearing them to the weekly lindy hop dance and people refusing to dance with him and telling him to his face it was weird that he could be recording them! crazy we have to do this again

one of the longtime swing dance DJs just drove by playing stompin at the savoy at full volume

i have for years kept a list of songs people blast from their cars because i live on a street that feeds directly to a popular highway onramp. someone just drove by blasting The Crane Wife 3 and that might be it for me, i might have to stop

The Sting is a very good movie but something that restrained and dry making $1.8B is fully bonkers. Hypothesis that Butch Cassidy audiences had simply never seen two men as hot as Redford and Newman in the same movie before, and when they switched facial hair all bets were off

lets go baby

if i could give one piece of advice to any newish-ly out trans person it would be unfollow influencers. especially the ones you look up to

it would be nice to participate in my hobby that requires being in large groups and sweating a lot without needing to wear something on my face that makes it impossible to see my facial expression and means i have to shout to be heard and makes me break out in order to avoid debilitating illness

i hate the novel coronavirus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

had dinner on the amtrak dining car with our mandated two strangers, a boomer couple on the way to a wedding who were extremely normal about helen and i and referred to us with the correct pronouns effortlessly. a good reminder that it’s not actually that difficult!

im right!!

now that “karl the fog” as an idea is 15 yrs old i can say it rubs me the wrong way. if we’re gonna anthropomorphize the fog i don’t think the fog is a man

my brain has such a powerful eject seat for stuff like this. i read like three sentences seven times and my brain will not let me continue. thank you, brain

im always explaining how i feel about chappell roan by saying that her stuff sounds so much like i should like it (and nevertheless i just have not been able to) that i’ll probably LOVE her second album

it's streptococcus summer

honestly sf is the blueprint for the evil shit the federal government is now enacting on unhoused people. some of it we got to vote for and if theres one thing ca voters hate across the board it’s any legislation that might benefit poor, homeless or incarcerated people

the “fear” that sf residents, even progressives, have of homeless and poor people is just hatred and we should start calling it that. people express “fear” to give hatred a reason that isn’t “i don’t want to see people whose lives my government is ruining for my (a tech worker, usually) benefit”

the only news item ive ever seen that almost got me to text a specific ex i never talk to and be like “are we seeing the same thing here”

“the chef of your favorite special occasion date night spot from the 2010s is in the boutique store-bought cookies market now” is a sentence designed to make me, specifically, insane. and it is real

stepped on a rock and hurt my foot and now my foot hurts. has anyone ever heard of this happening

sick watching the soviet war and peace movie. tolstoy’s feelings are always so enormous in the text, it’s easy to forget that actual slavic people basically need someone to die in front of them to show emotion on their face and even then they might hit em with the 😐

watched a middle aged man make a little bed for his dog on the BART seat and then rub his dog’s belly…who says sf doesnt have the juice

@garfooble.bsky.social, winner of @wormmo.de’s Sicko’s Bingo

its fookin mad men innit

sorry but im soooo sick of what no theory does to a mf

the baker/the goods

anyone accusing me of having no soft gooey center should know i am a staunch Piano Rock Defender