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need to do something gay and irresponsible soon, any suggestions

like i know to some extent that is true every year. most years it’s in the water and this year it felt like it was the water

hard to emerge from the angry and sorrowful mood this weekend put me in! hard to feel normal about the weekend that’s supposed to include me and people like me being instead explicitly engineered to exclude and punish us! trying to keep that anger focused but it’s hard!

i hate the fuckin mayor

Fanon:

cant stand a backronym

this pride month? i’m making people prove it.

thats my perfect baby boy professor

actual customer interaction: woman who received her coffee 20 minutes ago: um, my coffee is cold 😒 me: yes, it’s been sitting for a while since you got it. would you like another cup? her: what difference does it make? it’s just gonna be cold 😒 ????????

post-rave work fit includes a hat to hide my bedhead and to deter customers from talking to me (except real jazz heads)

thats my wife and son!!!

“yeah, the belt might be enough for most people but i wear the suspenders just to be safe. and honestly it’s the piss that really adheres the pants to my legs”

on the other hand i found a shirt!

went to get in on the muni drop at community thrift (which i did) and found some Horrors

living with me is mostly asking me to “pump some tunes” and getting “a love supreme part 1: acknowledgment” or “tenor madness” or something

i am reading the sonny rollins biography and the writer references this photo in the text but doesn’t put it in the photo insert!! cowards

that’s my boy

just got a new phone. theyve made five new iphones since i updated mine. feels like this thing’s got motion smoothing on it’s like giving me nausea every time i swipe between pages. im 100 yrs old now i guess

portrait of a woman lighting me up in several group chats and on social media (i said i wouldn’t do it for less than $3000)

his and hers @garfooble.bsky.social

[upon walking into this house] wait, where do i live? where does anybody live?

some of u

rip sonny rollins. now playing

nothing in the world feels better than knowing how to dance. nothing!!!

“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”

so sorry, how could i forget. #gpoy

im bringing back #gpoy in 2026. for purely malicious reasons

i am of the age now where i basically never want to have a conversation if i am on BART. i can’t hear you and you can’t hear me! BART is speaking and she’s must be heard

food delivery discourse and convenience culture discourse makes me foam at the mouth. you don’t want to know what i think about using it! one of the things i’m the most militant about

happy birthday to my beautiful perfect wife @garfooble.bsky.social

sometimes i am just a gay guy on classic settings. this evening i started a sentence about cole porter with “like all great literature,”

im calling it: the song of the summer is “too darn hot” from ella fitzgerald sings the cole porter songbook

bere.al/neomaxism add me too

in case anyone happening upon my article needs proof i actually am an obnoxious little gay third-wave barista here is the ten-stack cortado i made myself after i dialed today 💁

I put a lot of work into this and so did many other people, which is what it takes for an article to feel “human-written,” and isn’t that wonderful actually

i’ve had a wristwatch for a month or so now and here is my review: excellent, game-changing in my work as a dance instructor. horrific, life ruining in my day job at a coffee shop

the humble sub-compact hatchback is the only car that’s not a phallus. any bigger and obviously it is, and once it’s a coupe you’re back in phallus territory.

in picking up the perfect pair of secondhand ben davis pants i am now truly a stereotypical san francisco food service worker

back from the dead

“we should all pick up hackeysack” cut piece rebuttal incoming

this past weekend i was standing in a circle with some friends waiting for a ride and one of them was like “man this must be why people pick up smoking, sure would be nice to have a cigarette right now” and my other friend said “you should just pick up hackeysack”

if washington dc has a million fans i am one of them, if dc has one fan its me, no fans im dead etc. i love dc!!!

people who put their hoodie or purse or backpack or whatever in the overhead bin are never seeing heaven. i hope you slip on a banana peel and step on a rake like a looney tune. literally what is wrong with you

heard on a train of 30 second graders: “6 7!” one lone dissenter: “6 7’s dead!” a chorus of seven-year-olds: “YOU’RE dead!”

lets get this one to booktok: homoromantic slow burn, meet cute, opposites attract, arranged marriage, age gap (younger heroine/older heroes), star-crossed lovers, cw: SA, religious discrimination, racism, mass casualty event, DV, death in family, gore, misogyny

what if there was an affinity group where what you had in common is that you all work together and want to keep your jobs :)

it would make sense for employees to come together and resist this in some way,,, perhaps to organize…….their labor….,

this is the other nice one from a roll i filled during a time where nothing felt very inspiring to me. was nice to end up with a couple good ones anyway. helen on the el

took this sick ass photo of @rosemary.world back on halloween