sufjan beep boop christmas is so goated

a good slice of buttered toast runs circles around like 60% of food. if i had any followers this post would probably ruin my week

max’s “heavily” “anticipated” favorite movies i watched for the first time this year just dropped

my coda is that years later i was proofing a criterion booklet (brag) and i was reading one of the essays without having seen the byline and i was like “sounds like some shit professor miller would say” and folks,

i unwittingly took a class w/this guy in undergrad about italian american cinema. he found gay stuff in those movies you wouldnt even believe. he rocks

they should invent a grocery store with reasonable egress

i saw benedetta alone at the opera plaza theater which felt overindulgent seeing ELVIS (2022) with my buddy who was all-in. we kept turning to each other in the first hour and being like “this fucken rules” F9 was the first movie i saw in theaters after lockdown and that audience was so fun

i have such an unreasonable petty vendetta against local coffee beat reporter. everyones gotta have some one sided beef i guess

saying “can i say something” every time bois reveals a daguerreotype of a 19th century inventor

i’ve never worked for a coffee shop that wasn’t losing money and only one that wasn’t losing a LOT of money lol. maybe he just means starbucks idk. i thought this guy was supposed to be smart

bringing up baby (1938) on criterion rn. if u even care

Mad Men 4K

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

the dj/the record

i felt the tiniest little shake unexplainable by anything going on in the house or on the street, suspected an earthquake pretty far away and i was RIGHT

a thing about me is that i didn’t grow up christian but i was adjacent to a lot of christians who were also emo kids. which is how i get weird opinions like “forget and not slow down by relient k has no skips and is a top 5 breakup album”

these were the best pastor tacos ive had in sf. yes im gatekeeping

somebody call 9-1-1/shawty tummy hurting on the dance floor, whoa

The Sacramento Kings may not be good, but they're doing whatever this is

Against my better judgment, I wrote about the Kings. 🔓 www.teamziller.com/sacramento-k...

the song my genx parents (dead)named me after is just uncommon enough that i haven’t heard it in the wild since i renamed myself…until now!! and let me just say,,, no thanks!!!

i’ve been lucky to read a lot of books that have been eye opening in vastly different ways in the past few years but i didn’t know anyone could do what delany does in (everything, but especially) stars in my pocket like grains of sand

once a year or so i go teach a dance class for the club i used to be president of and take my opportunity to also get a boba from the oldest boba shop in town and also a libertarian hot dog and sometimes a late night donut

youtu.be/byHu3p6KloQ?... if you cant do this literally dont bother

anyone who wishes to woo me need only a strong left hand, specifically on the stride piano

there are bay area residents, who knows how many, who never had the pleasure of crying on a classic BART car and never will. tragic, really

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

hinge bio: looking for the girljim to my boypam #office

the moment when we handed out candy to the 800th kid of the night, not even into hour 2

still not on insta on my phone so here’s a cortado i made today when the light was just right

it figures that i’d have a good costume idea for the first time in my life months before halloween and my hot and cool and funny wife would wait for the 11th hour to piggyback on my idea but make it hotter and cooler and funnier

oh this sucks. RIP angel it was an honor to be nipped by you from time to time

let my chihuahua at bat

thinking about this guy

reached some kind of Dude Apex (read and cried through much of the final third of Lonesome Dove)

shaved my mustache off and no one has said anything to me about it. guess i better grow it back

i even have a pretty good from-scratch brownie recipe that isn’t much harder than a box and i still acknowledge box + salted browned butter superiority

the best brownies are a ghirardelli box brownie but you sub the veg oil with salted browned butter. you’re welcome

im off instagram rn so here’s some exclusive @garfooble.bsky.social on cinestill 400

he is riding BART

it says something about the stability of the real life relationships around me currently that i cried a little finding out that dan and phil have been together almost since day one

having the transsexual’s wine varietal @catfitzpatrick.net

I cannot understand people who are frightened of unhoused people. I interact with unhoused people every time i go out in Chicago. They're mostly friendly and cool! They have problems i don't have but that doesn't make them scary or dangerous! Just share the sidewalk, you fascist baby!!!

i saw something saying that the shutdown might mean no blue angels and may i just say as a leftist? i “hate” that 😡😡 im so “mad” 😡😡 sure would “hate” if we never had to deal with i mean witness their beauty again 😏😏😏😏😏😏

a very specific pet peeve of mine is pseudo or pop science that “backs up” enjoying or practicing art. what does that actually add to the experience of enjoying or practicing art. nothing, i’d argue

if youre wondering this day ended with me getting shidded on by a bird

anyone know how to stop being grumpy about the indignities of everyday life

can anyone tell me why my chihuahua barks at earthquakes like they are dogs