bird cameron winter: i... i can't even hear myself squawk

i can't believe they have to play again today.

if you're in line to pitch, STAY IN LINE!

Columbo and Slutty Columbo this year with @maksheadroom.bsky.social

i keep having to teach trans women who lou sullivan was and i'm sick of it!

last night was simply a special case of a broader phenomenon or pattern

happy one year anniversary to collapsing in the shower because i had lost so much blood during my FFS three days prior

howdy

it's sooooooo important to be from minnesota

whoever invented the marcella hazan tomato sauce was straight up cookin

[referring to a trans guy] He is Fuzzy for an Amazing Reason...

what if i gave up on silksong permanently right before beating the final boss... ha ha ha maybe!

world's best photographer who lives in my house

if one more person mishears my name as Allen i will fling myself and them into the sun

this sounds so uncontroversial but you'd be shocked: if you're a DJ you have to actually listen to that kind of music for fun. you have to like it

@maksheadroom.bsky.social and i are coming to chicago next month, dear windy city mutuals: bar recs? bookstore recs? want to get a beer?

attn san francisco: today is the first day of winter in terms of the mood

kind of want to make a group chat for all the other trans helens out there. there can't be all that many of us

party time bugs style

let's go

jazz is the greatest music ever made...... i want to Move my body!

a san franciscan

this is the energy we need this month #spayghettiandnoballs

ugh i totally forgot to celebrate michaelmas yesterday...

they should make a Doing Your Shot that doesn't hurt really bad like 50% of the time anyone have any tips for this

does anyone with a PhD and a power fantasy want to do this with me PLEASE

math teacher domme named Lowest Common Denominatrix

boy, it sure is good that pride doesn't cometh before anything. if it did i'd be screwed!

i keep dying to this gay little bug

heading into the transbay tube and guy next to me said "it's Tunnel Time, sir" to no one

two-factor authentication should just be one digit. give 'em a chance, you know?

lying opens a world of possibilities in terms of sentences

thrilled to report my relationship has every single thing on this list

pair of praxis

hey anyone know where party rock is tonight?

if i could give one piece of advice to any newish-ly out trans person it would be unfollow influencers. especially the ones you look up to

spoiler alert but i keep dying to this giant fucking bug

everyone stop getting covid right NOW!!!!! i mean it!

i think I'm not meant to play videogames. when i'm stuck on a boss i go completely apoplectic, and when i beat it i pretty much feel nothing at all. is this just me

saw a bumper sticker "yeah, i pee in my wetsuit" and now i'm imagining if that person wasn't a surfer

i passed through here on the Coast Starlight Amtrak train and everyone knew you

if you see something, slay something

i had one of these rugs in my bedroom as a kid and it was my favorite canvas to play with my toy cars until one time i got the stomach flu and barfed on the rug and my parents threw it away :(

hotels love to give you exactly one blanket, which keeps you absolutely roasting all night long

party time bugs style

a long way is frankly the ideal amount for a little to go

always a good day when you get to introduce someone to Llama Public Relations, the world's best cross-species sport

every flight should have a board-certified anesthesiologist aboard in case i get fed up

yeah i love D&B