2026 will be the year i start saying "oofa doofa" a lot

big things happening in glen park

mr ginkgo

letterboxd review idea for in case Bull Durham is a stinker: more like dull burham

rewatched shop around the corner (1940)

more like holiGAY syndrome 😍

wtf is "white elephant." just get me something. i dont want an algorithm

trasamerica ❤️

being a dance teacher is so silly. you say "your arm is connected to your body" and it blows somebody's mind

voice training, not to pitch up or anything, but just to get audrey hepburn's accent

dark souls font SOMETHING HAPPENED

neighborhood mediocre bakery got shut down by the health department "again" 🙄

in a just world, knowing all the flexbox css quirks would guarantee you a job for life

i probably contain multitudes, but only a couple. four or five at most

should be able to sort letterboxd reviews by funniness

look. any of your posts can be vagueposts. but they can't ALL be !!!

fun how i got ffs at the end of 2024 and then 2025 was my most dissociated year of transition yet. 2026 i better get it together

having kids over and over and over and not giving up until you get a trans one

therapist changed the diagnosis code on my bills from F64.9: Gender Identity Disorder, Unspecified to F48.1: Depersonalization-Derealization Syndrome

they don't make enough films about art forgers anymore

most objects come in different colors. but only the coolest objects come in "colorways"

we all got that one friend who regresses too much around thanksgiving

drinking a martini is so fun because it's artificially putting up barriers between yourself and life's greatest joy (eating a big olive)

idk what gonzo journalism is but it sure sounds like fun!

they should invent a scallion that doesn't immediately wilt in the fridge

all gave some... some gave all...

speak for yourself. i'm still doing a borat impression

"'my kinda town, chicago is' - frank sinatra" - helen garfinkle

i have been in chicago for three days with some of my favorite dance friends but god i need to hang out with a gay person soooooooooo bad

forcemasc

ate a chicago dog within 30 minutes of leaving o'hare. we are so back

trying to quit spotify but the library management and navigation in apple music is absolutely atrocious. is tidal any better?

as an adult you hardly ever hear about people discussing the workload in their International Baccalaureate classes. what ever happened

i'm the world's first yes-goodnik

Now You See Me heads lock in. this is our time

slammed my finger in the bathroom door so hard i almost passed out. just another day in my awesome #life

psychoanalysis is all fun and games until she hits you with the "i wonder if that's connected to what we've been talking about lately"

can there be a way to dump spotify where i get to maintain my decade-long library sorted by "recently added" pls

i'm the first person ever to have a tummy ache and trust me: you DON'T want to be the second

now they get to face the secret _true_ final boss: the minnesota timberwolves

the moment when we handed out candy to the 800th kid of the night, not even into hour 2

pov you have the world's most beautiful husband (pc: @rosemary.world)

going to "hit the sack" in ways our ancestors only dreamed of

bird cameron winter: i... i can't even hear myself squawk

i can't believe they have to play again today.

if you're in line to pitch, STAY IN LINE!