date my wife

This is what it looks like when a girl wants to kiss you for being autistic about the subway and taking really good photos about it. @mbbischoff.com

spark

out for 2026: • being mean to @katesloan.com in for 2026: • being nice to @katesloan.com

i will not be posting photos from 2016. thank you for your understanding.

a few recent photos of @ultraviolet.gay i posted to @glass.photo and a bonus hand pic for you freaks. ♥️ glass.photo/mbbischoff

You should purchase this beautiful magazine of trans photography. My photographs are included in it, including several that haven’t appeared anywhere else, and they’re truly some of my favorites. I’m really looking forward to seeing everyone else’s work. 💛

my girlfriend @ultraviolet.gay has photographs in this magazine. you should purchase a copy because they are beautiful photographs. 💛💜

it me glass.photo/highlights/c...

I am morally obligated to repost this INCREDIBLE passage from The Tragedy of Heterosexuality whenever it comes up in my Readwise

can i say something without everybody getting mad at me? and if so, what is it

Took this photo of cacio e pepe 8 years ago today, on my 2nd date w/ my now-wife It was the most nervous I’ve ever been for a date in my entire life, because we had been falling in love over the phone for a month at that point & I was supremely smitten Knew this dinner was significant even then 📸

We had our holiday party last week to start the new year on the right foot, and what better way to get together with (almost) the whole team than a pasta making class? 🍝👀❤️🔥 (Also, kudos to Chefs Paola and Laura from farinolio.com. We hope we were good students! 😅)

i think at a certain point my therapist is going to ask me if i’m capable of maintaining relationships with other humans without some kind of elaborate gimmick attached and i’m not going to know how to answer

weird freaky gf x even weirder freakier gf

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Picnic Magazine will never use AI or hold water for fascists. We will always be gay, horny, and against the empire. We love our readers and hope they all outlive the death machine.

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ok but seriously, where’s Aperture?

poppers koozie

the court accepted my name change documents today. you may reply “good job mb” or similar.

girlfriends, on the other hand, have teletypes.

if you’re a boyfriend and you don’t have a printer but could, get on that. boyfriends have printers.

Weird, we don’t remember making this.. 🤔

big ◡̈ hours

me: “i don’t think i’m autistic” also me: *overstimulated by a gentle breeze*

first step in every wikihow should be: 1. love yourself

if you care about photography, subscribe to @ultraviolet.gay’s newsletter in the next hour. buttondown.com/ultraviolet

OH: “the way you two feel about Altoids is the way i feel about poppers”

NEW for premium subscribers: Dominance, romance, ghosts, & boundaries katesloan.email/archive/domi... wrote about a dom who recently ghosted me, & how that made me reflect on my romantic attractions being deeply linked with my D/s feelings, sometimes to my detriment

first step in every wikihow should be: 1. love yourself

oh you're a trans girl? what's the specific heart emoji you prefer when you're talking with another girl?

i am the happiest i’ve ever been.

💛👟 @ultraviolet.gay

just finished updating my huge SongAWeek 2025 album with all my handwritten lyrics + chords! katesloan.bandcamp.com/album/a-song... some of my fav weird vocab words in this past year's songs: calamity, cranium, encapsulate, glitch, harbinger, hooligan, nomad, scraggly, swagger, velocity, vigilante

i’m the kind of guy that is michael

seattle, wa! this is tonight (and sure, also all month), but if you go tonight you can talk to @ultraviolet.gay about its amazing photographs of kyoto & my sister.

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So proud of my wife for being selected as the keynote speaker for this event!!

Please come by the Elevation Project tomorrow Jan 8th from 6—9 where I’ll be exhibiting two enormous panoramas and two black&white prints. I think they’re stunning and I am extremely excited to be doing my first ever gallery show!! Also, I’m going to wear a beautiful red dress.

Hey friends. If you're in Seattle, you can see my photographs on display in two places this month! 💜 buttondown.com/ultraviolet/...

Holy shit a politician who realizes you can just do things? Maybe he's the real deal after all

pondering Julius Pringles

out for 2026: • being mean to @katesloan.com in for 2026: • being nice to @katesloan.com

peak randino hours

"Being a little bit broken in public," is how I've often described my job.

for some reason if you push the buttons on this thing in the wrong order people get really mad at you

i’m the kind of girl that is mb