she butter my burger till i. can i get one more noun and one more verb please .

They killed him. They fucking killed him. Im shaking jesus christ. Dear God .

"are you a squirter" brother my box produces a goo of a viscosity not unlike Velveeta Cheese you aren't ready for my shit

they call my pussy butterburger

how it feels to ask a question and be given new, enlightening information

WHAT DOES LRP/IRP???? MEAN I TRY TO GOOGLE IT AND I GET NOTHING BUT EVERYONE ON HERE SAYS IT OFTEN AND IVE BEEN TOO EMBARRASSED TO ASK

using bluesky is like If i liked that post. I don't like it bc i did. No i didn't ❤️

idk , ❤️how 2 pose in selfie❤️s

(to the tune of fem queen) feel like a cis twink !

Help us jeremy fragrance ur our only hope

maybe i could make a home and belong in illinois. it's not far from here. hm.

This is cool (the first one especially)

acai means all cops are ignoble. what. what the fuck do you mean it's a berry .

i fear it may be frosted tips summer......

destroy my root chakra daddy🥺

spiritualist chaser: nooo baby please don't get the surgery, you're gonna destroy your pussy chakra

chilling freakily with my spindly legs in a creepy style

This picture of a juvenile secretary bird appeared on my tumblr feed the other day and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. the legs, the hairdo, the expression?? what am I supposed to do with this information

the most boring people ever have "Let's debate [philosophy 101 topic]" on their Hinge profiles

oh so when the president wants to do weird gay freudian stuff that's okay, but when i wanna do the same with random men...

I’m gonna hit him with a hammer

[after seeing someone annoying and clocky] i have GOT to inject more T and eat more food !!!!!!!!!!!

console wars? i would never . wars are bad and they should feel bad...

Old man with freakishly strong grip

if i were a cis man id be a twink wearing a tiara in a crop top that says "princess" in the barbie font and id be dating someone's dad but im not cis so i don't get to do any of that fuck my chungus life !!!!

guys im the motherfucking princess (man though)....

using queer as a verb is defense contractor coded

i do have my own criticisms of the conceptualization of queer identity bc there is kinda a focus on aesthetics there that can lead to problems sometimes. like i think "boring" lgbt ppl also deserve rights u know? but that's a touchy subject bc i don't wanna be seen like these cis gay republicans

sometimes it feels like to me we're always having to flex about what we're supposedly subverting or breaking when we transition or kiss someone or whatever and like. that's not why im doing any of this! it's everyone else who decided it was radical for me to feel at peace in my own body, not me

would anyone be interested in seeing a little sweetie baby soft paws angel

I have a question for Gay Guys .

"mdni" on bluesky is so funny dawg everyone here was alive when watergate broke

it's really amazing how many times ive been this 🤏 close to matching/messaging a guy on an app before seeing h*rry p*tter in his bio and swipe left so fast i nearly throw my phone

the entire state building

im climbing to the top of the empire state building and flying a flag with my perfect boy breasts on it #activism

imagine doing something this cool just to fly a flag so sauceless

you just know that shit was swanging down to his knees

need HEFTY cock from a baudrillard looking guy

it means a lot to me when a friend says something like "jesus christ you're so fucking gay, man"

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 2,1947

if he's YOUR man, why is astral projecting to MY dreamscape?

i love being picky with men. NEEEEEXT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kicked out of mime school for miming sex with my professor's wife

ugh i have to fulfill this fuck ass prophecy 🙄

you only hate me because you're jealous of my juicy ass and also because im an evildoer of epic proportions

haunted by violent premonitions all by yourself, handsome?

[sending a message after a few days with no reply] "you prolly hate me cuz of my swag.."

every time one of these cis women talks about taking a small dose of testosterone, everyone starts saying really interesting things about T