big tall buck with huge rack who makes fun of me for having stupid small antlers

almost posted something sincere. thank god i caught myself before making such a grave mistake

Toxic yaoi

the fact that im not commenting "looking sexy, king" on every photo/video that mamdani posts is a testament to my strength

figuring out how to copy paste images on my phone has changed my life

bookshelf tour tonite queen?👀 bookshelf tour tonite?👀 pics of bookshelf tonite queen?👀

the farewell tour my tits will embark on before top surgery will rival that of the greatest rock bands in american history

The pronounectomy was a success

she let me hit because she's euthanizing me tomorrow

my b

germophobe with a piss kink who douses himself in the yellow gatorade

guy who makes youtube poop noises when he's getting fucked

You a better man then me e e e. Eeeeee~

he let me hit because my panic attack noises sound sexy

Hell yeah.

the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas

[blood dribbling from my agape mouth] do uou want me

which of the four humors do i have an overabundance of if the only thing that makes me feel better is Posting

Walter Van Beirendonck is building an army to rescue us. Be ready.

Can everyone stop watching the super bowl and start liking my posts instead

somewhat related - imo women are socially trained to feel guilty for shit that was done to them and I refuse to carry that baggage anymore, I’m especially not going to let it influence my manhood.

feeling very bisexual about this image

That's literally Johnny Marr

Can i say something

he's always been a top

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

trans steely dan be like tell me where are you driving, midnite pooner, where is your cunty, of fortune and fame, i am another gentlethem loser, take me to portland, or somewhere with theys

scared of going bald not because i have any issues with baldness but because i don't wanna look like a white bald gay from weho

the mind has been activated lately... alleyway gangbang (paid service)

see hawks? Um i can just look outside my window??? Don't need a bowl for that, no matter how "super" it claims to be...

havve you laughed at my jokes. vvill you laugh at my jokes. vvhen vvill you laugh at my jokes.

モヒカンになってみたかっただけです。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I just wanted to try out a Mohawk.

fucking the pussy and saying "hooray!!!"

rizz: saying "YAY !!!!!!!!!" when she lets me hit

football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much you take it.

he let me hit because it was my dying wish

she let me hit because i look like im dying of a disease that was eradicated in the early 1900s

she let me hit because of my air of profound sadness and tuberculosis swag

she let me hit because of my bizarre physiognomy and concerning eye twitch

sorry for having peculiar facial structure and no rizz do you want me

before you post, ask yourself, is this a proper "SKEET?" Stupid Kafkaesque Esoteric Erotic Transsexual

yeah babe your kinks are so esoteric. mhmm. yeah you're totally reconnecting with our transsexual ancestors through erotic mysticism. definitely. can i be let out of the cage now please i need to get to my dentist appointment

my most erotic fantasy is that im naked, lost, and disoriented in a big forest. i try to cross the one road around for miles, and an old pickup strikes me. i wake up in a grizzled, older man's log cabin by the fire, wrapped up in a blanket. he says "hey, sweetheart, you okay?" in the gentlest voice.

Ooo u want me u want to nurse me back to health like im a baby deer u accidentally hit with ur pickup ooo

i look so sickly and unwell rn. who want me

i wanna top that aging pop punk man

Just as trans women are my sisters, trans men are my brothers. You cannot convince me we are at cross purposes. I would fight to the ends of the earth for all my siblings