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she let me hit because i say shit like gosh and jeez

goshing and gollying in the club

sometimes i wish i had a husband so i could cheat on him

am i sad for unknown ambiguous reasons or do i just need to go to bed

before i tell this joke i just want you to know i would never ever kill a baby. on purpose. with a rock. but if i did like if i went back in time to kill baby hitler with a rock. i would say ROCK A BYE BABY

“Shut up!” screamed Toad. “Frog, Frog, where have you gone?”

im a reddit atheist except for when angelic transsexual women allow God to speak through them

does me being single have anything to do with the fact that im evil. Or do you think it's something else .

the worst part about transitioning into a man is that your mommy kink goes from endearing to horrific

i love being a hater. i love having strong opinions. i love seeing something and being able to articulate exactly why it pisses me off. haternation is my country✊

this tumblr post singlehandedly ruined the entire internet and convinced people who don't even know the definitions of the words they're using that they're poets for jerking off onto their keyboards

boypussy is a terrible word but pussyboy is kinda beautiful and true

people make fun of me cuz i don't drive. it's not that i can't drive. i just choose not to drive out of solidarity to the twinks

it's really fucked up that twinks still don't have the right to drive

woman who bites my itchy injection site

im pretty famous in pussyland

CHAAAAAAT when we all get tomodachi life are we going to add each other's miis to our islands 🥺🥺🥺🥺 is it gonna be mutuals island time🥺🥺🥺🥺

y'all mind if a white boy gets a little psychosexual with it?

hannibal is every straight guy with a god complex who loves it when the gay little faggot is sucking his dick except will's boypussy was so exquisite and one of a kind that hannibal fell in love. meanwhile will goes from pathetic no backbone painslut to scarred and hardened hunter. the roles reverse

hannigram is so funny to me because of course the gay little lamb walks right into the jaws of the wolf

i’m really sick of “the community” acting like my rights to treat my endocrine disorder and have my name and identity legally recognized are in any way related to the tolerance of the type of creepy men with misogyny kinks who constantly harass me and my sisters

transitioning is so hard for example you have to figure out how to do boy selfie poses

PSA for trans folks who have an old gmail account with your deadname in it: you can now change your name and keep your account

ohh i should have brought a little snack for my bath <-- sentences spoken by a guy who would have been a hedonistic heir to the throne a thousand years ago

it's just me and my mystery bruises against the world

imagine hating me and im just in da bath. im in da freaking bath.

why is everyone posting about the moon. did she do something problematic?

need to cry on it sorry i need to be sobbing on it sorry

pussy from a guy who smells like balls

chat do you take me to be your lawfully wedded husband

need that cobra verde in my cave of forgotten dreams. sorry

I [M36] suspect my wife [F31] is having an affair. She tells me she meets with her weekly weaving circle, but I keep catching her skulking around the side of the marketplace where the herbalist and the whores live. Should she be publicly stoned for her indiscretions to me?

god imagine getting fucked by werner herzog. id be creaming on it crazy

Guys let’s take pills and watch the Elf dvd menu screen for 7 hours

does anyone wanna fuck this pussy up? no? ok that's fine . whatever....

this one needs to be workshopped

sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.

kinda serving cock and balls

checked out 4 old men today (so far)

can anyone tell me what to do. Just in general.

he's listening to punk music and he's wearing his denim jacket that smells like a pack of marlboros and he's manspreading on the (empty) bus !!

Hyperfixation of the week: there is apparently a field called “forensic hairdressing” where people try to reconstruct ancient hair techniques. Below is one from Ancient Rome ca. 120 AD. The leading figure is a hairstylist-turned-archaeologist named Janet Stephens who also does video tutorials. Cool!

i need to hang out with a bunch of men and make really dumb jokes

i have two doctors appointments today: one to give me a disease, and one to take it away.

1 year and ~2 months on T, and i think my face has slimmed down even MORE. god i love testosterone. can't believe i ever thought i wouldn't get hot.