i get the appeal of drugs because i wish i could do my T shot whenever i get sad

i think getting they'd/someone using no pronouns at all and just awkwardly calling me my name hurts more because it means they can see something Trans is afoot but, there's NO WAY that thing is trying to be a MAN, right?

i will not ask my friends what about me is clocky. i will not ask my friends what about me is clocky. i will not ask my friends what about me is clocky. i will not ask my friends what about me is clocky. i will not ask m

thinking about last time i used the mens room some guy walked in, saw me, eyes bulged out of his skull, walked backwards, craned his head around the corner to check the sign, looked at me again, shrugged, and continued in to use the urinals that were in plain sight. cis people are amazing.

does anyone. Wanna do this with me

met a guy the earlier who was amazed by a trans friend and i about our height. "where are you both from? how are you both so beautiful??? tall and thin is best, wow!!" i told him i'm dutch and my father is 6'5 lmfao. he was star struck. height guys are the funniest type of non-chaser chaser.

so many acronyms you have to learn when you're trans. WPATH. GNC. FFS. TTRPG.

happy steely dan sunday

paying for my penis surgery in swagbucks

ME: it's so dry here! If only there were something to bring us rain! THE LOFTY CUMULUS CONGESTUS CLOUD:

i need to do coke and terrorize men with a girl who looks like this

Why am I anonymous online? It's just a privacy thing really. It doesn't have anything to do with what happened in December of 1968 to October of 1969 in the Bay Area.

guy who's into temperature play x dad who gets pissed off if you touch the thermostat

u ever so bored u slap ur own butt just cuz

guy who's into temperature play that gets VERY disappointed when his new partner finally shows him the "cold play" they're so into

under woke 3, Coldplay's discography will no longer consist of mediocre love ballads, and will instead deliver on what their name promises: weird songs about temperature play that sound like rubbing two icicles together

poly borat: our wife

wait ur telling me they threw in a free lobotomy with my pussy?

talking to cis people about mundane life stuff really puts it into perspective how depressing being trans is

sometimes i’m like portland stereotypes are stupid and then i park next to a chicken at trader joe’s

this is the face trans guys make when we get misgendered but don't want to be uppity about it

[muzzled and strapped to a dolly like hannibal lecter] aaurr mmy eyesh clocky

I’m like a father to you

they're putting White Boy Swag in the DSM-6

hello mystery rash. yes i will scratch you mystery rash. no i will not tell my doctor about you mystery rash. i don't have a doctor❤️

I’m gonna get a lot of use out of this

he gets so heated when we dont wanna hear his testicle surgery story again

he's so happy

ive been trying to picture tom hanks having sex all day

shot day yayyayayyayayayayayayayayayayay

just saw an ad of toothbrushes frotting we cant be hiring gays for ad campaigns anymore man

this is how i look when i pick up my doordash order with my boy butt hanging out of my short shorts and my small boy boobs bouncing with each step

Guys lets do a shit ton of hormones

i dont have any drafts idk who put these here

at 3k followers i will lift the curse

me: hey does anyone— peter murphy in a dead wife flashback:

"trans guys just wanna look like anime twinks" trans guys wanna look like fred durst c. 9/11

blue man group drake ever since i left the city BLUE❕🔵

im the tguy bringing back nu metal my name is LIMP BIZKLIT

Every single show in this 25-year-old promo has either been recently revived or never stopped airing

what hairstyle will make me look less like a little boy😭

slime drake: 🎶ever since i left the city, GOO‼️🎵

are trans guys incapable of making art that doesn't have a tumblr art style like can one of you draw something that doesn't look like porn from the animators of steven universe please sorry no offense

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky dot app

told the esoteric english major baddie she was so exquisite corpse and she let me hit it from her cellar door

the phrase "gay guy" is my cellar door

gay guys are always saying things like Did u hear the new song from Beth. I'm like no who's Beth. And they're like shut up bitch listen to this. And then they play the worst song I've ever heard. I love u gay guy.

i think a lot of cis people don’t consider that forcibly detransitioning every trans person would still be a genocide and that’s why they don’t take it seriously which is weird because they act like you died when you tell them you’re transitioning