if he's YOUR man, why is he drowning ME in a shallow creek??

bro im not a homewrecker i wanna fuck your wife too

more pro-HRT propaganda 🫵

when does the penis chill out

chaser dobie gray be like give me the tboys and suck my pole i wanna get lost in your bonus hole and goon away

environmentally conscious chaser: transgender is like Kia EV6

give me it deep boys and pee in my hole i wanna get lost in your cock and balls and drift away

thats what ive BEEN saying.. .

movie rules: when theres two guys on screen, they're fucking. when there's three guys, they're fucking. when there's one guy he's trying to find another guy to fuck

every photo of slowdive looks like theyre about to invite you to a stephen king themed sex party

Lord Romeo & robot servants

DO NOT SQUANDER!! #ART

boy dinner (banana while i stand in the middle of my kitchen butt ass naked)

if he completed his SATs before the TSA started checking people's assholes for pipe bombs, i want him

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

youtube poop film festival

testosterone is evil because now i have to carve out time in my schedule for jerking off

them: "testosterone is evil 😡" me: "tesosterone is evil 😈"

Y'all really gotta stop with the "testosterone is evil" shit

pussy/dick from an any/all with pride flags you've never even dreamt of

i fucked a cishet man and felt so much shame i killed and buried him in my basement. but every where i go i can still hear the tell-tale throb of his dick and a faint whisper from the floor saying "please don't get the surgery"

GIVE THAT OLD WOMAN A THROBBING HARD COCK

i’m thinkin about…. those files

hate it when a hot guy has a ring on his finger like great now i have to try to rizz up his wife too

[fucking a cissexual tenderqueer with a degradation kink] you're so invalid

his pussy tastes like the Gros Michel banana

how it feels to do the dishes and take out the trash when you're in a depressive episode

y'all mind if a white boy speaks a little enochian?

need to head on down to CVS and print out some photos of myself so i can deface them in a way that suggests severe mental unwellness

everyone line up to hit the twink with blunt objects step on up just $5 dollars come on up

my legs are sore. do you think it has anything to do with hitting them with a wrench over and over and over and over and over and

can't sleep i just want her back (my will to live)

just because im lobotomized doesn't mean i don't know how to fucken party

the grinch who stole my pronouns

like a rolling stone by bob dylan hits differently when ur lowkirkenuinely a complete failure. i mean a complete unknown.

the suicidal griller

lowkirkenuinely s*icidal but being chill about it 🤙

hate it when i see cute art bc then im like omg i wanna draw too and then i do and im bleh blehhhh -_- i suck at dis... and i do this like every 2 months

this is what i look like irl tbh

logging on

they should invent a me that doesn't have a headache

me: so, Mr. Kennedy, now that I've brought you back to life, do you have any idea who was responsible for your assassination? JFK: How do I make an account on Grindr

My revamp of Male with Arms Up-Stretched by William Etty , 1828 I’m kind of in love with how this one turned out Also getting close to finishing Vol.3 of my Dark Vintage books! I’m hoping to have it done by January Prints: astrazero.com/product/arms...