me and my hag on our way to the abbey for brunch !!

"platonic soulmates aren't rea—"

need a faghag who's ride or die with me like candace owens was for kirk

is this too mean

i’m a theyfab trapped in an amab’s body!

hold on maybe (diet) pepsi is kinda tasty ....

them columnist tumblr theyfab daughter or pinknews columnist drag race son? death is not an option

maybe i am a separatist

i have nothing but respect for people who id as queer and other ambiguous labels or prefer not to use any labels, but i need everyone to understand that to capitalists, such tendencies are nothing but dollar signs to them

scrolling through them's homepage, i found 0 articles on trans people being segregated from and within the olympics, and just 1 article that was related to trans women's ability to compete in sports, with on the IOC's transphobia. but there are articles on chappel roan in fortnite and heated rivalry

"The 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics are shaping up to be extremely gay." i fucking hate them i hate them i hate this fucking publication thinking they represent us i hate these people oh my god

it's interesting how getting on T has retroactively altered my perception of my experiences beforehand

maybe im lucky for being a babytrans with so many seasoned transsexuals in my life maybe im just that charming and lovable

everyone's transition looks different but i think the process of how the excitement and infinite possibility of early transition softens into the mundaneness of daily living without even thinking about it is so beautiful. and i think both ends of the spectrum can benefit from each other

John Cunts Priest Father Of Groom California, County Marriages, 1849-1957

me when i pretend like i went to the record store for records and not for old men (no one believes me)

chaser who doesn't want you to go on T not because they like you being feminine but because they're biphobic

alright so ray blanchard and will powers are both naked and covered in oil who's winning the twerk off

fucking ray blanchard so good he creates a freudian psychosexual typology for trans guys

if you put me and dr. ray blanchard in a room together i'd walk out with a full load down my throat and an hsts certification in my hand

misandry is real (record store didn't have any steely dan)

ENOUGH. I CAST SPELL OF PERIOD SHITS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOO DID I MISS AGE GAP DISCOURSE??

guy who does this to me with his "milk"

im gonna be real idk what anyone is saying ever

bad bunny do you fw tboys

take me to the dude ranch above the sea...

if he's YOUR man why is he picking ME up and throwing me against the wall like a stuffed animal full of beans

wallow about it wednesday

"bi" god? just like supernatural...

by god it's wilson wednesday!!!

js cop: you! i know ya guilty ya bastard, you make my fairy princess itch suspect: what on earth js cop: I can smell crime, mate. it alters the ph balance of me slice of heaven

Jason statham cop: you know the interesting thing about me? suspect: is it that you talk about your vagina with the careless violence tough men in movies talk about their dicks, subverting expectations & holding a mirror up to society js cop: nah. I'm a werewolf

good cop: we just want to hear your side of the story jason statham cop: you pullin my puss mate? you tuggin me twat suspect: what jason statham cop: don't piss up me cunt and tell me it's raining good cop: what could that possibly be. that's nothing js cop: don't munt me minge

it's such a good thing im too stupid to understand numbers because i would go crazyyyyyyy with quantifying my appearance and looksmaxxing if not

sorry for having supple guy boobs and mental problems

hold on everyone stay still im sending a telepathic image of my nude body to you all. . . . . . Okay it's been sent now . Thoughts?

trade or joes: gay brothel/coffee bar

every time i see myself naked im like how the fuck am i single and then i remember everything else about me

calling in sick using prophetic perfect tense

walls so thin me and the neighbor are communicating in morse code with our vibrators

触って（狂聡）

see sharp? Yeah but only when i put on my glasses

daddy i'll be honest princess can't get it up right now because of his antidepressants

does anyone want to be boy best friends

gay t4c is always a cis soyboy and a low-dose transmasc when it should be THIS

preparing the serum to inject into my boyfriend’s balls, which will either cause them to produce a usable form of hrt or cause him excruciating pain, depending on how accurate my simulations were

actually as a trans man i have privilege over cis gay men because DL guys are more likely to —

whatever [curls up into a little ball and has an adventure]