did you hear me. I said it smells like manpussy in here

lizards these days... they've all got blue tongues and pronouns

Serving munt (past expiration)

if you like the smell of cock, you're gonna love my mancunt

cis people dont look at this post

it's suck his old cock sunday. repost if you want to suck his old cock.

me and my friends

tomorrow's already the tenth

when will they give the people what they want

They also made a card for the hot beekeeper who came to the rescue

shhhhh. look. it’s okay

Cum Too Hawaii, Collector of Customs, Ships' Passenger Manifests, 1843-1900

ough yes mommy affirm my gender

if duke nuken were gay he would probably say something like im here to fuck ass and snort poppers. and im all out of poppers. who else agrees

the way freshly buzzed hair feels when you run your fingertips over it🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

few things feel as good as being told you look like a genvy character

i put your boyfriend in Blender. im rotating him around and scaling him to various comical sizes. no im sorry im not letting him out. he's going to be part of my Rogue Like indie game. it will be horny yes.

daddy i wanna smoke

maybe it's time to develop some self-respect and stop calling myself a twink

dreamt my phone had thousands of photos of goth chappell roan and they all had shake hastily thrown onto them

automated content moderation is impossible to get right or even do reasonably well. women *especially* get the worst of this when it comes to automated image analysis because of the ways those systems are implicitly biased to associate female bodies with sex basically any time a curve can be seen.

what it feels like to inject testosterone

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes allies

Heimlich never saw a penny for his maneuver. But he didn't do it for the money. He did it to hump people

every time i don't gossip i should be awarded with the Medal of Freedom

this would fix me

let's see paul allen's T levels

my biggest fear with men is if something did happen I would basically be entirely alone with it and half the community would tell me I deserved it

would you have chosen a different name if you were a different sexuality. like if i was straight i would NOT be named francis

you should be willing to give to the less fortunate. for example you should let Me fuck your husband

hey

im divorced-dadmaxxing (listening to steely dan and cooking while shirtless)

this borzoi has such soulful eyes i fear there is a foppish russian prince trapped inside this canine

i do wanna talk about how some fandoms have a chaser-ish attitude towards transmasculinity but idk if i'm prepared for a bunch of bad faith responses like "you're saying all trans guys gotta be 6'5" masc tops?"

hello (non-transmasc) fandom person. before you stands a character you hc as transmasc. explain why you like this hc without saying "pussy," "femboy," "twink," "bottom," "pregnant," "cboy," "mother," or any variation of them or else you'll be dropped in a pool of electric eels. good luck

the best smiths songs are the one's where morrissey is like aaaauuuughhhh lalalaaaa im trying to have sex with this woman but im too gay and she hates me and thinks i should kill myself and maybe shes right. johnny please love me back lalalalaaaaaauughaaoowww

god the hair growing in on my face is so irritating when it's not long enough to shave yet. you're all doing this to your pussy lips ?!?!?

this is sooo meee

god i always forget how fucking ugly the queer flag is lol

is there a term for like those rly annoying queers who are basically OCs like not tenderqueer (although that probably too) but more like their bio is basically a character sheet and they always have cutesy fluffy aesthetics and terrible opinions and probably mainly consume kids media

wtf is this real??

hi professor! sorry i moaned in front of the whole class when you told me i made a great observation. by the way can i have an extension on this assignment

my rap name is lil pooner

those dogs over there don’t pass the bechdel test kill them!!!

they should invent a being in love that doesn't feel like having all your organs scooped out of your body while you're strapped down to an operating table saying HEEEEELP!!! HELP ME !!!! SOMEBODY HEEEEELP !!!!!!!!!!!!