being on testosterone is so scary. What if I squeak in public.

this would fix me

need a tradgoth woman to give me tradgoth boy makeup and then we go out and dance weirdly and maybe we kiss a little bit

oh shit it's bisexual month. Who wants to kiss me bisexually

i love being bisexual it's so cool. i love women i love men i love everyone in between and outside and here and there. and i love that i love them!

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fuck off im so fucking tired man

age verification for my fucking google???? seriously???

nothing prepares u for the times when you stop being The Baby (youngest sibling) and become Old (im 23 and had to work w/ a 20 and 19yr old)

who the fuck is chotiner i was in class

guy who does the "you're talking to a future marine" bit but it's about his future phalloplasty

all blood work and no blood play makes frank a dull boy

Happy Bi Visibility day, I'm bringing this back

i just had the thought of columbo making me a nice, warm meal and i almost started crying

consider a simple analogy. imagine that we are back in medieval europe. u ask a potion seller to sell u only his strongest potions, but he refuses to sell u them, claiming that u can't handle his strongest potions

knight that says "I consent" like a battle prayer before every match

he was wearing a grandpa cardigan like a fucking whore

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

Alex Raymond

pansexuality is bisexuality for ppl who don't go outside

no offense but pansexuality is just bisexuality for biphobes

it’s so hard when you don’t fit in with women and u don’t fit in with men you’re just kind of floating in this goop where someone has to have a phd in gender to love you

two tguys frotting with their straps call that a false dick-otomy

im getting cancelled bc this one leftist song satirizing the US military makes me horny

where are the och heads at

i need to be objectified or else i die

I interrupt all the misery in this world for 90 seconds on whether chili is soup.

"testosterone won't fix all your problems" you're right. i also need a sex change.

"i'm off so many tylenol extra strength rapid release gels right now that shorty caught autism just from suckin me off"

its so crazy bees got away with rebranding their barf as "honey" like yeah okay and my cum is ambrosia

me bc im just a little princess :^3

fast and bicurious in the pussy

the feminine urge I have to chase him in the woods

forcemascing ur girl by putting him in a backwards cap and big gym shorts

if she's your girlfriend why is he at MY house getting forcemasced....

the gay demons in me are telling me to buzz off all my hair

how it feels to be a literary fiction andy asking for fiction recs and all you get is sci-fi, thriller, and romantasy

where does "outsourcing the jokes i can't make to the minorities who can make them" fall in the political compass

many of you

richard papen @ every character in tsh

i showed u my fatal flaw pls respond

getting dysphoric bc i don't smell like a guy's dirty socks he wore to the gym

bouncing on it in a way that anticipates christs return

imagine ur in the middle of fucking some gorgeous twink like ur ramming ur cock in him and he's screaming and begging for it and whining and moaning ur name and then right as ur abt to bust in his ass, he gets raptured. just disappears. goes straight to heaven and blueballs u. that'd be fucked up.

Charli xcx & George Daniel’s had a cigarette platter at their wedding in Italy which held custom matches with their names on them.