literally can't stop thinking about it

is it just me or is he hot

ahhhh fsa nightmare shit holding me back from finishing my return so annoying

how the fuck is the unemployment website even more impossible to use than it was last year??? they updated it and it's even shittier. im just trying to download a tax form from them and they won't let me set a new password this is insane

when i succumb to brief moments of nihilism: HERESY when u succumb to brief moments of nihilism: 🫂

i cant find this top amd im so fucking upset about it

i think it's telling that the dem vote scold types never push for election day to be a national holiday

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Ready to slay at a moments notice 🖤🔪

i'm banned from the dick sucking factory premises because when i worked there i sucked too hard and degloved a guy

i’m doing edward 40”. it’s where i take 4 10” cocks to my body and i can’t untape them until they’ve all been degloved

she's getting her penis degloved for an amazing reason

Like... I'm sorry, but to win future elections, you need a good chunk of the people who sat out in 2016 or 2024 to vote for you, and I just don't think that sneering at them and saying it's their fault that things are the way they are right now is going to win them over, even if you truly believe it

Compare Booker's tone with Mamdani's. Which one is going to get somebody's vote?

we're gonna win

i alluded to this last year but i think we're gonna see new coalitions forming that surprise us bc we're still hungover from late 20th century politics. idk if that's gonna be good or bad but it does provide *opportunities* to those who can actually grasp the moment for what it is

eh let the pope cook i say

My homie got banned for evading a ban that she got for having an episode about bitdizzy (look, whom amongst had no menty b about bitdizzy) She is a real one on god on top of recovering from surgery and preparing for college she is helping organize a tenant union in housing. If you can spare— onegai~

Unhappy to report the phishing one is quickly becoming a real problem now. Why go to the trouble of social engineering when people will just give up their ID, financial info, biometrics, etc. to an AV portal? There's no standards so how can you differentiate a fake one from a real one?

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded. “This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.” www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

you should cut off your penis to impress that weird artist you like

"we've got to talk like people" honestly really funny watching dems grasping around desperately like "what are normal ppl like??? i think they like kitchen tables???"

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

I got my first prescription glasses

"there's a reggae music festival going on near u" oh cool maybe i should check it out "it's 90 dollars for one day" ah, well,

there was one bug in my weight gain powder but it was dead and i couldn't find any others so hopefully i don't die after consuming it

ah yes. an illegible pocket square. truly the pinnacle of resistance

Oh my god this gender drop down menu for therapist has options man (cisgender) woman (cisgender) trans man trans woman

This is disturbing. No one should have to forfeit their sensitive biometric info to enjoy a game or a show in New York City. That MSG is using their invasive surveillance tech to track and discriminate against a Knicks fan who is trans is absolutely appalling.

ur laughing. my penis was degloved and ur laughing

slapping someone w my degloved penis skin to challenge them

buddy if u think ur gettin out of here without ur penis getting degloved, ur deeply mistaken

i keep thinking about the phrase "penis degloving"

i feel like this is a permission slip for newsom to go all out on cutting health care for trans people, and it is designed to be so

so are u guys excited for the intra-republican gender wars where they have to fight over whether it is chromosomes or reproductive capacity that defines a woman

see it's simple ur a woman when u have a vagina, uterus, and ovaries at birth except when u have those and a Y chromosome also u can have a penis or something in between and a hormone imbalance but if u have XX chromosomes ur a female. fuckin libtards cant define a woman

"it's just common sense"

New grifter just dropped [Times] Kerr claims he was 'indoctrinated' by the gay community to think he was trans. "his desire for a trans identity grew out of “social contagion” and a traumatic experience." He started to transition in his 20s. Waited 2 years for an appointment.

having boobs is the probably the best thing that ever happened to me

Oh u ate a huge dinner should we throw a party should we invite jelly roll

moms will be like you look so feminine and beautiful meanwhile their sons look like this

ppl will be like "comedy is how we fight fascism" and then get offended when u make fun of rape culture

ppl will be like "comedy is how we fight fascism" and then get offended when u laugh at a nazi getting punched

I think of this a lot

i would really like people to get over the idea that comedy is particularly dangerous to authoritarians. if it was we wouldn't be here. It's a nice thought, but the evidence ain't there.

how did we let bruno mars have this much power anyway he's pretty strictly mid

i cant keep hearing that bruno mars song again. please help me

so excited for my pussy but also god it's gonna be nice to have a non-fucked up jaw