hi we've been trying to reach you about your pussies extended warranty?

me: do you think i have pooner hips?? do you think im giving fakeboy ngmi fujomaxxer AAPcel? the 50 year old bicurious divorcee i bagged: [sprinkling rat poison in my tea] time for breakfast babygirl i mean they i mean he

oh wow more girls that get surgery are evil discourse that's awesome

I feel like there's a lot of information missing here

crazy work out here

oh boy I can't wait for the app to be even slower very nice

If I had someone else's credit card I could so fix her

do I give off autism vibes or something

Update she's not mad at me

asking if I can substitute a train of women with increasing dick sizes instead of the soul source dilators.

pharmacist we need a pharmacist consult hold on just don't get pregnant on this okay? it's gonna be hard but I'll try

getting this tatted on the mons if you even care

why does everyone get upset when I refer to dilating as jelqing, same skin same concept. ykwim

Another way to have reasonable replies is to post well

This cannot be real and yet

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Guys I don't think the breathing exercises are working

I think it's wrong to narc on doctors that prescribe extra hormones but that's just me.

oh fuck am I edging mania rn

why the FUCK this shit so expensive oh they gave me every refill all at once lmao heehee

rin gets new boobs and some fun.

I love updating my profile

$2000 Facebook Miata, that $10,000 was the best ever spent $22,500 I ever spent

asking if I can substitute a train of women with increasing dick sizes instead of the soul source dilators.

I think a gay commune in the woods where I'm just ouppy would be kinda swag

everyone is talking about discourse but I am yet to see any of the said discourse.

1 million vague posts

getting this tatted on the mons if you even care

@dilfkink.kindboys.online if RBL accidentally makes my clit too big am I allowed to claim t-boy swag?

why does everyone get upset when I refer to dilating as jelqing, same skin same concept. ykwim

Edging is stupid. Just cum already dipshit

epic win for black market suppliers

*finishing the last of my Dunkin Iced Coffee* oughh why do I feel violently ill like I'm gonna shit myself, throw up and take a screenshot all at once

Can we talk about how harassment and borderline stalking of trans women by gender critical activists has become entirely normalised? Why can’t a trans woman do a bloody Parkrun without having her privacy violated and her data amassed on a website?!

Maybe the boys will be okay. Remember, if it's not an enthusiastic "yes", it's always a "no"!

with a neovag all sex is frotting if you think about it

sorry for deleting everything and getting weird and vanishing before you could say anything, I hallucinated you being mad at me so I punished myself for you so you don't have to worry about it or waste your energy.

Imagine recovering from SRS here.

It's funny seeing a screenshot of this pop up in the surgery support group lmao

they should invent a version of smoking that looks hot and doesn't kill you.

Let's call this policy what this is. It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs. It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct. It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.

I got called a size queen for saying the orange dilator looked small

with a neovag all sex is frotting if you think about it

Can't beat that

Imagine recovering from SRS here.

Supercharged, 19k-Mile 1999 Mazda MX-5 Miata at No Reserve

not now, kitten. the walls are closing in on mommy

I really do just look like a normal ass woman huh, this clicks for me when I post lewds for attention in queer spaces and it's like damn I'm basically just posting a photo of fucking loaf of white wonderbread like yeah of course nobody cares lmao