I should sleep

man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut

y'know, the one that said "if it wasn't for pussy, every man would be gay"

how many O'Keefe paintings is it normal for a straight man to have

i still cant get over when Carol starting fucking plurbing Zosia right at the camera that was fucking wild

*the monkeys paw curls* Blizzard announces StarCraft Infinite on mobile. It has NFT gambling and 3 battle passes per season. Half the art is GenAI.

wow the libs really liked this one huh

who up watching plurbo on they ipod nano??

SIZE DIFFERENCE SIZE DIFFERENCE SIZE DIFFERENCE

I'm maybe just too fucked up at this point but I'd just upload the video to torrent sights.

oh, i drank half this diet coke 2 liter in one sitting :sob:

okay, name one time communism/socialism failed where the CIA wasn't involved. I'll wait.

diversity win

i bet this goes so hard if you’re fucking stupid

need a free use dick to stim on when I'm bored

It looks like it's been scrubbed from every official 60 Minutes page now. It's only a 30-second promo but here it is if you didn't get a chance to see it.

speeding cameras are literally 1984 and you’re a mark if you think otherwise

If I had a pussy I would be so into free use

gaming with ur free use sister cw incest

"cancel culture?" you mean being held accountable for your actions?

Read this as: the solution to insane views of the queer community on trans women is for all the cisqueers to get jobs and realize making money and moving out of their parents house is actually good for you and that wearing unemployability as a badge of honor is quite fucking retarded

The most unemployable NEET shut-in 25 y/o womanchild you've ever seen: "yea trans women are actually male socialized and need to unlearn toxic masculinity and also taking HRT is bioessentialist and literally Hitler"

how do people go through so much laundry detergent, I'm still using the same jug I got in March with plenty left

Imagine hitting yourself in the nuts this many times in a row in front of a Global audience.

what a good puppy like you really needs for christmas

This is just sad.

Fwiw I think the “apologize for being white” thing is very clearly about making sure white people don’t feel an obligation to alleviate past injustices or make society fairer. Ultimately to do that you have to raise taxes and the billionaires holding Vance’s leash don’t want that.

Y'all really gotta stop with the "testosterone is evil" shit

discovered a way to completely eliminate hallucinations and errors in LLMs/GenAI (turning it off)

Another game studio on the boycott list

I fucking hate Waymo

welcome to bluesky we have - screenshot of a reply - screenshot of a post - screenshot of a screenshot of a post - aaron rupar - dracula flow - transition timeline - cissexual discourse still somehow - porn - aaron rupar again

How is STI testing discourse???

Hey guys, turns out mixing Ultra Zero Monster and Whole Chocolate Milk is a bad idea

Omg lmao

I am assuming that every elected member of Congress is a pedophile and in the files from this moment onward

Im at the stage where I just assume that any Dem that says we should "settle down" about this is in the files I do not care.

actually it's good to get tested for STIs regularly and if you're discouraging sexually active people from doing so you're a terrible person and i hate you

im starting to think i might be running out of time with my dog

being trans in 2025 is like playing quietly on your game boy in your room not bothering anyone and then your drunk parents kick your door down and start beating the fuck outta you for "ruining the entire family" but all you've done is play game boy in your room without bothering anyone.

Pirated DBT Workbook jpegs my beloved

Thank you Gemini, this is the number one thing I'm worried about while googling for car insurance agents.

I love YouTube homepage

I hope I live long enough to see Leagues major Client&Engine update in 2027

I'm gonna contact steam support and ask for a refund for E33 because it was not disclosed that Gen AI was used.

wait, BBno$ quit music??

I WANNA KNOW WHAT FUCK ASS TACO BELL THIS GUY WENT TO FUCKING PAID ACTOR ASS

THIS IS TRUMPS AMERICA, IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR???

trans kids should have access to healthcare. same as cis kids. ANYTHING that their parents and doctors think would have a positive impact. Not complicated.