applied for a job that involves social media management and it's incredibly fucked up that i can't talk about having a moderate following on here because absolutely no one would hire me after seeing what i post about

the best thing that can come out of the star fox crossover in the mario movie is a switch port of star fox zero that keeps the gyro controls but doesn't distort the targeting reticle on the TV to justify the second screen because the game actually rips when you aren't forced to constantly look down

imo one of the deepest traps that modern fandom culture has fallen into is trying to continuously extract deeper meaning from properties that were never designed for it, at some point you have to move on and read another book or watch another show

there's nothing inherently wrong with liking media targeted at a younger audience but you have to be able to recognize the inherent limitations that come with that and to build a healthy media diet including things not beholden to those limitations in order to maintain strong media literacy skills

even if jk rowling wasn't a reprehensible person it would be imperative to bully adult harry potter fans who haven't moved on in the last 20 years

if there's one good thing about harry potter fans' refusal to move on it's that the new trailer seems to be getting mixed reception from them for being a pale imitation of the nostalgic version of the films they've built up in their minds

i didn't actually do this and five minutes later my mii fell in love with taylor swift anyway

cucking my girlfriend by making her watch me overwrite my mii's partner

can't decide on which taylor swift era mii to put on my tomodachi life island so i guess i'll make 12 of them

the new tomodachi life mii maker does a wonderful job adding new options to miis while still preserving their simplicity but my absolute favorite feature has to be separating bangs from the rest of their hair

does this mii look remotely like me or am i delusional i honestly have no idea what my face looks like at this point anymore

had to go back in and edit my mii in the new tomodachi life because i accidentally made her straight

kinda crazy that the new tomodachi life game lets you make all the miis call you sister

It was surreal living through the 2000s, seeing gamers insist that video games were art to fight against the Jack Thompsons of the world who saw them as nothing but dangerous toys, and then going into the 2010s where you'd get harassed for attempting basic artistic analysis of any games at all

too many cis people see transition as a privilege—one that not only can but should be taken away from anyone who hasn't earned it

truly there is no fate worse than being stuck in traffic while listening to an album that demands to be blasted at 70 miles an hour

Nintendo pricing physical/digital games differently is lame but at least for now it's a discount on digital instead of a premium on physical so I guess it's whatever

tbh if you get off to toxic yuri/yaoi you're in no position to criticize toxic het relationships in media

deeply embarrassing to demand that everyone else respects your need to watch a show tbh

ngl I really hate the conflation of trans sexuality with kink culture

one of the defining documents of this time in culture is that recent TV commercial for the Harry Potter theme park where a woman who’s clearly like 37 years old spontaneously abandons her family so she can pretend to be in magic middle school

i do not understand what it is about pokemon that gets people so deeply horny

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

based on actual interactions

on day 3 hair which means I'm basically indistinguishable from a boy right now

I'll never understand the transsexual fascination with hyperpop

emergency wednesday "get my hormones up as fast as possible" injection has been completed

in retrospect i have been kinda tired recently but i assumed that was just my sleep schedule

whoops that's a bit lower than i was expecting

jrpgs used to be the most efficient video game genre and now outside of remakes every major jrpg franchise takes 5-10 years to put out a sequel

i can empathize with looksmaxxers in terms of understanding where the pseudo-objectivity comes from but they need to stop blaming women for their own constructs

anyway i've been running back through chrono trigger recently and its' most impressive trick is calling back to your actions at the millenial fair to make you self-aware of all the small choices and interactions that it presents for the rest of the game

This is truly art. Accusing a trans woman who has been raped by a cis woman that she is a man and thinks cis woman cannot rape. Brilliant, then wombo combo apologizes for the rape but in a way implies, I a rape victim, do not oppose rape. Truly Art, masterful gambit.

is now a good time to admit that the only reason i felt comfortable exposing my shoulders in public the other day was because of the fucking game theory transvestigation video

please clap

the cool thing about being really stupid for the first few years of transition is that my biggest regrets aren't about starting sooner as much as they are about not needlessly holding up the process

I do really like my name and think it fits but the main reason I have so many hangups about it is because there's absolutely 0 chance it's the name my mom would've given me if I'd been born a girl

for a group of people who literally named ourselves you'd think trans people would be better at picking names

your jokes are funny but xehanort didn't want to kill sora. actually at various points he wanted

you could never make final fantasy 15 today because all of the character interactions would be replaced with procedurally generated ai slop

even if jk rowling wasn't a deplorable human being the new harry potter show was creatively bankrupt from the start by being bound to the aesthetic of the films and their accompanying theme parks and merchandise and no self-respecting person should be wasting their time with it

the main reason I'm so brainwormed is because I truly don't understand how I'm so consistently read as a guy and I'm desperate to have something to point at

very cool how venmo can now deadname me because paypal forces you to use your legal name

dragon quest 11 needs an HD-2D remake significantly more than dragon quest 4-6 do

this is the worst thing that's ever been said to me on this website

every time I see a pre-transition pic of myself it's kind of crazy how estrogen has been an objective upgrade

even if trans women had a biological advantage at sports we let people with biological advantages participate in sports all the time—at a professional level they're basically required—and no one cares because those advantages don't trigger a reflexive discomfort in cis people

im still blessed to live in a world where i don't know whatever the fuckass terms people have invented for no necessary reason to express that they're only into nonbinary people