step one of voice training is to talk more or less like a faggot, depending on your situation

I really respect Starmer speaking out against legalising drugs. If I had been able to walk into a supermarket to purchase a legal intoxicant when I turned 18 my life might have turned out very different.

I love how whenever they need to show Star Trek Data processing lots of information they have him reading really really quickly instead of just, downloading it

woman with a tiny measuring tape on her carabiner so she can measure some of your facial features while going "hmmm"

check this shit out

watching britain get dragged into the 21st century screaming and kicking as we make them acknowledge that trans women are women and buy things with the euro

hope I live long enough to see Britain vote to rejoin the EU who then refuse to let them back in lmao

pov you are about to be exorcised by the priest's faggot nephew

I knew that liberals were racist and homophobic and transphobic and reactionary in general but finding out how viciously ableist they are too has been sort of breathtaking

my gf has obtained Nebuchadnezzar's Key

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If you do not fight at the barricade of trans healthcare you will fight at the barricade of the most stigmatized medication you are on and you will do it with fewer experienced allies because you left trans people to die.

Ethan Winters was mid wifegooning when a group of Redfields came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭 Is Ignoring the Molds while munting and mogging zoids more useful then BSAA chadfishing in the village?

thinking about ingesting some psilocybin and watching Speed Racer and seeing if I escape samsara

i just don’t think resident evil is ever gonna top beloved hero chris redfield drive bys and double taps your wife for woke reasons. for one beautiful moment they truly understood how stupid the series could be

Is KPop Demon Hunters a bad movie? Yeah. But so is every Federico Fellini movie and all those piles of shit have got Criterion releases.

I could break a wand in half right now mother of god they should kill me

Lmao

as we near the 20th anniversary of the Lockerbie bombing, one can't help but think of the similar tragedies that befall Banjo-Kazooie in their new adventure, Nuts & Bolts

woag

cis gay men are in the in-group confirmed

i fucked a cishet man and felt so much shame i killed and buried him in my basement. but every where i go i can still hear the tell-tale throb of his dick and a faint whisper from the floor saying "please don't get the surgery"

I'm making money moves, I'm linking and building, I'm on the alpha grind mindset, I'm investing

evergreen unfortunately

sorry i got off progesterone and dont like sex anymore. instead of touching my peepee do you want to talk about Heidegger's The Origin of the Work of Art while we make out

"im just like you, dear voters - i am also a lobotomite!"

many of you wouldn't make it in the earth defense force

Labour MP loves two of my most loathed spiritual enemies, never felt more vindicated in my entire life

funny how we call all winged horses "pegasuses" because of one famous winged horse, like vacuum cleaners

never ask a Dundonian about the pre-jute linen industry

shout out to Scotland I guess for somehow having so minimised their active participation in the slave trade to the extent that the mainstream American liberal position seems to be "Scottish people don't know what black people are"

if I was in star trek I'd steal all the borg research from the federation and bootleg my own hive mind but it's just me and like 15-20 other dykes with executive dysfunction

the UK has banned that thing where you've been talking to someone about your hyperfixation for an hour and they're still genuinely listening and you realise how much they've been looking at your mouth and smiling gently and then she places her hand on top of your hand

Live feed of Shiv at any time youtu.be/WGUu5vJXSao

average Siobhán Casey moment

Guardian advertising a political party promising to make your wife your formal and legally binding property while Mumsnet stirs them into a sparkling wine-fuelled frenzy about the TIMs coming for their protected spaces (bake sales)

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

what if I lived on a riverboat and I was wanted for murder

Wes Streeting conversion therapied himself into pretending to be gay because he hates women that much

The only polycule I'm interested in being in is with the father, the son, and the holy ghost 🙏

some of u on here

"I irreversibly shredded my libido" mfers after a month of not missing any of their medications and remembering to eat breakfast every day

lesbian sex repost you agree

wrong. the point of pride is to tell straight people to kill themselves

me: that's it, I'm done, no more electoralism, no more waiting for a saviour Zack Polanski: *likes my post calling labour a bunch of pedophile red tories* me:

i think i hate star trek now i watched too much star trek

the british army has been shelling my street for 3 days over a rumour someone watched a suspect JOI video.