The US empire needs to be put down. No state should have this power to interfere with international justice.

Jimmy Carr:

CUSTOMER: Hi. EMPLOYEE: May I have a nice day? CUSTOMER: No. EMPLOYEE: Okay.

Could that have to do with Harry Chudnow? The hairy chud in the photograph?

♪ Turn around and turn around and turn around and face an eternity of poison sauce ♪

Come with me, monsieur! But remember, keep your hand at the level of your hands!

My sister's child was the child of death!

If you were from where I was from, you'd be from where I was from!

Remember when those members of hospital staff were punished for accessing Ed Sheeran’s patient records? Now the government is giving Palantir unlimited access to this kind of data and it’s apparently fine

back to the future scene where marty pulls out a family pic to see he's fading away but also the twin towers come back one by one and a third one appears

In a just world, Christopher Luxon would have two options: do something about this, or be dragged out of the Beehive and skinned But then again, in a just world, ICE wouldn't exist

What do you call camps where people keep disappearing and dying

what use is a strike system if some people can rack up 48 strikes but link is permabanned at 4 or whatever?

Villain, I have done thy mother.

For the record, my graduation song (Class of 2011) was "Party Rock Anthem"

I'll tell you what, maybe it's time to denazify the State of Maine

[@warframe.com] Does anyone know the name of the remix of "Ascension" used in Ordis' room on Larunda Relay? It's very emotionally effective

i actually think any tech CEO that claims to gave created AGI or to be on the cusp of creating AGI or to be pro-creating-AGI should be treated the same way we would treat someone if they enslaved a person

It's late, but ... happy Mother's Day to my mother, wherever she is

weve reached the "trans people are trans BECAUSE they used kiwifarms" stage of the leftist trans women kiwifarm gamergater conspiracy. that didnt even take a week

Trying to get makeup advice off reddit is just this xkcd

"every time someone says I Don't Believe In Fairies, there's a fairy somewhere that falls down dead" as doctrine of the supposed forefront of technological innovation. You have to be niceys to us and write about how good and wonderful our magic robot is or else it'll be bad

Sam Alito has already started drafting his ruling against the estate of Octavia Butler

“We, the creators of the Torment Nexus, are now suing the writers of the classic science fiction novel ‘Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.’”

I appreciate the public figures who have responded to clearly inflammatory questions such as "Can a woman have a penis?" by pointing out how the speaker is obsessive, hateful, and acting in bad faith. But. But, I must point out that "yes" is a perfectly good answer to that question.

He has acted more sympathetic to the NYPD than they deserve, but this unironically rules and should be enacted in every city where good homes sit empty as investment properties

In practice, "they should just move!" is just the liberal excuse for abandoning trans people. Nothing more.

Two genius bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"

he’s responsible for what may be The Perfect Joke:

That's weird. I could swear I had a quote tweet of this. What happened? We need to contact Bluesky moderators.

Oh no, not smoking meth recreationally!!!!!! I do ecstasy recreationally, who gives a fucking shit. These losers smoke weeb and think they're superior to us harder drug users. And so what if some trans women struggle with addiction? Is that a moral issue? Because it certainly isn't.

I've just slept the better part of 15 hours and honestly you could have fooled me. I feel fucked.

Looked at the trans community on Twitter and it's not good folks, you've got trans women convincing themselves transfeminism was an op

I hope I'm not like that. I hope you're wrong about me.

No man, no madness, though their sad power may prevail, can possess, conquer, my country's heart; they rise to fail

Not entirely surprised it's Barro; he's been the chud who speaks fluent woke for a while now

Hope you like giving a detailed explanation to your landlord every time a man visits your apartment so he can make sure you're not one of those *whores.* He is, after all, just fulfilling his duty to help "end demand" under the Nordic Model when he shows up to your door demanding answers.

You wanna rent an apartment? Well, now your landlord has a legal duty to ensure you aren't using to take naughty pictures and post them online, lest he be charged with pimping! Hope you like being surveilled to make sure your *propriety* is intact, woman!

"You allowed a woman wearing *skimpy clothing* while *being Asian* to buy a drink at your bar? Probably a sex worker, here's your fine" This is the reality of the Nordic Model - a set of laws that force *everyone* to collectively police *every* woman, lest they be punished for associating with SWs

Sweden's "Nordic Model" legislation basically deputizes every random person on the street to speculate on whether any given women they encounter is a sex worker, and requires them to shun them and refuse their business if they think they are, under threat of criminal penalties if they don't

The most intelligent among us have been saying: The "Nordic Model" is just an excuse to legally restrict women's rights and ability to move freely in public in the name of "ending prostitution", but dressed up in liberal-friendly language about "protecting women" and "punishing pimps, not SWs"

Thinking of that WKUK skit which is no longer current because the punchline is "we wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?" and, well ...

Here’s the thing, the reason you don’t “accidentally” get a Nazi tattoo is because the vast majority of tattoo artists refuse to do any Nazi shit (and they’re very up to date on their Nazi shit for “not wanting to be a Nazi bar” reasons) so anywhere with one piece of Nazi flash, has other Nazi flash

I do reverse origami. I unfold a crane into a big fleshy sheet. A lot of people don’t realise you can do that and it’s always a surprise to the crane.

I was a werewolf in my twenties but wolves don’t live that long, so every full moon now, I turn into a pile of wolf bones.

The original source of the Torment Nexus our product created was internet text that advocates against the creation of a Torment Nexus

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the SCP Foundation has a copaganda problem

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the SCP Foundation has a copaganda problem