🚨ATTENTION CITIES NOT AS COLD AS MINNEAPOLIS 🚨 "ICE FUCK-IT CHALLENGE" Let's keep this hilarious trend going by using lots of rakes laid on the ground and/or banana skins everywhere. Bonus points to the city that uses cartoon scramble-not-to-fall sounds like in the Flintstones.

🚨ATTENTION CITIES NOT AS COLD AS MINNEAPOLIS 🚨 "ICE FUCK-IT CHALLENGE" Let's keep this hilarious trend going by using lots of rakes laid on the ground and/or banana skins everywhere. Bonus points to the city that uses cartoon scramble-not-to-fall sounds like in the Flintstones.

The sad, pathetic, paedophile fucking accepted it as well. He'll genuinely believe he's the recipient.

Whether true or not, Tommy Robinson being gay is utterly irrelevant and if you're mocking him for it you're reinforcing homophobic attitudes. He's a hateful, racist, violent little cunt. You don't need more.

We've switched out Commander Riker's synthehol with actual alcohol. Let's see if he notices. *twelve drinks later* www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wY...

Phantom Wanker Who Wanks In Carparks unaware of what own hand was doing while he was innocently walking through the car park all those times, or why people kept shouting at him for wanking

Maccabi Tel Aviv fans arming themselves with steel bars from a construction site before going on a rampage in Amsterdam. This is why they were banned in the UK.

"We want to make Star Trek real......... But first, White Supremacy and Child Porn" - Elon Musk

"We want to make Star Trek real......... But first, White Supremacy and Child Porn" - Elon Musk

Ruin a band by changing one letter Pimple Minds

Much like the hero who said it, the word “Protector” is likely redundant.

I hope each and every one of them dies a slow agonising death, alone and terrified

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

Keir Starmer, through a mouthful of burger: This burger is so disgusting. It's terrible. *eats more burger* We should ban this disgusting burger. *rubs tummy and burps*.

Keir Starmer, through a mouthful of burger: This burger is so disgusting. It's terrible. *eats more burger* We should ban this disgusting burger. *rubs tummy and burps*.

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

They mean Pro-Teen

As is always the case, the go-to solution is to restrict the children to avoid the risk and not call out, identify and punish the creepy, predatory men who put them at risk. We also do this with women by expecting them to change their behaviours to avoid having to deal with toxic men.

My apes........

100% this!👇

If you're a transphobe and you're following me, may I politely request that you do one. I would also impolitely request that you go fuck yourself. #TranswomenAreWomen

My apes........

They mean Pro-Teen

In news which should be shocking to absolutely no-one with an ounce of commonsense or humanity, providing gender affirming care to trans young people reduces risks of harm. Preventing trans young people accessing treatment has never been about "protecting children" www.advocate.com/health/trans...

As is always the case, the go-to solution is to restrict the children to avoid the risk and not call out, identify and punish the creepy, predatory men who put them at risk. We also do this with women by expecting them to change their behaviours to avoid having to deal with toxic men.

Londoners: I'm filming my latest stand up show tomorrow (Monday) at the Queen of Hoxton at 8pm. It's had 5 star reviews and I'm really proud of it. You should come along! Tickets available on the door or from the link below.

A deleted tweet by a Toronto Sun national politics reporter.

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

🎶ICE. ICE. BABY.🎶 This week's global news

JK Rowling's raison d'être

Jesse Ventura on America's direction.

Are you tired of STILL having to rely on fundamental natural forces when coming down snowy mountains at speed? Well more you can tell gravity to FUCK RIGHT OFF with our new Battery Power Skis!!

Renee Good tells ICE, "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you" - then ICE agent shoots her and says "f*cking b*tch" America, how can you be ok with this?

Surely this escalates the issue into it now being a genuine transaction for CSAM. Paedophile rings now a legitimate perk on Musk's subscription plan. Starmer is going to demand OFCOM really up their tone in the strongly worded letter to Digital Epstein

Reports coming in that Andrew Windsor has inexplicably locked himself away for the last week for a "Top Secret Twitter Project". More to follow.....

Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic

Report X to Apple to get it removed from the AppStore: reportaproblem.apple.com/store/333903... And for Google Play, report the X app “com.twitter.android” here: support.google.com/googleplay/a...

thinking about how long leftists were blamed for making twitter inhospitable for MPs who are refusing point blank to leave now it's full of nazis and child porn

People living in UK - especially GB - should not be thinking 'at least we're not as bad as America,' when Northern Ireland exists and civilians were being shot by state forces there for decades, and recent governments have given those forces amnesty. @grantsana.bsky.social leading bsky voice here.

The best part is that this is an LLM trained on millions of posts by women. He wasn’t just rejected by the AI - he was rejected by the digital essence of millions of women all at once.

BREAKING Irish Govt to move Grok to another parish.

Donald Trump takes a fond walk down memory lane using Grok and some old, redacted photos.

Donald Trump takes a fond walk down memory lane using Grok and some old, redacted photos.

Reactionary rightwing posters who have never seen my act: "You know she just goes on stage and says lefty things her audience agrees with" Me: "Ok so my next character is Bonnie Poo, a woman who has diarrhoea 1000 times in one night"

Nina Power, for those that don’t know, is perhaps one of the few people alive in the UK you can openly call a Nazi without any fear of her suing you for libel, since she lost her suit and through legal discovery was revealed to be obsessed w/ Hitler. She still writes for the newspapers, though!