DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Those "strangers on the Internet" paid for Brianna's funeral because her family couldn't afford it. www.gofundme.com/f/brianna-ghey

I'm single. No kids, no claims, no pre-existing conditions. The cataclysmic leap from paying $50 a month to $1,228.28 a month is a level of devastation the depth of which I'm struggling to articulate. I wasn't going to be able to afford when I thought it was going up to $350 a month. And now...😵

If it's possible to bully Elon Musk into enjoying a sunset then I will finally accept that there are use cases for bullying

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

The BBC lost two high-profile figures after an 'error of judgment' in how a Donald Trump speech was edited, but here are seven terrible decisions the broadcaster made that didn't lead to resignations 👇

genuinely thought this said ‘Stirling Castle’ for a second

Thread everyone should read. These were heroes. The heritage foundation and those that complied to their demands are coward shameful pieces of shit for doing this.

This whole debacle is so transparently an attempt by the creators of Project 2025 to install a sympathetic figure as head of the BBC. Look at the parallels in the US. Bari Weiss and CBS, Bezos with the Washington Post

Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal

he’s the worst person to ever exist but this is, objectively, very funny

It feels winter 2025 all right

whenever something mildly inconvenient happens the bairn has taken to whispering ‘I’m in my sad era’ and adopting the posture of a sloth

Happy Sunday! 🦛 💙 Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago! 📷 by me #Archaeology

Not here to be disappointed. Not here to be concerned. Here to replace them - and then take on Reform. Join.greenparty.org.uk

putting "graceful smile" down on my cv as a skill

put a sock in it, Barkarella

Genuinely: Trump could keel over and die at a public event and people would be like ‘lol what is he like eh’

Caveat: I don’t want dysentery

Three Orchards - 13 April 1888 https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/3109569

When you suddenly realise you've been saying hello to all the villagers without changing back into human form.

Irish speakers help please. I'm doing some artwork. And I'm translating the phrase "let it be a tale"..My Irish isn't bad but not perfect. I've translated it to be "go mbeidh sé scéal". Translation apps don't agree. But I don't like the translations.. they're just off on the meaning

The Irish language is in an all-time underfunding crisis, with Gaeltacht housing ever more unaffordable and record secondary school exemptions. Rather than lowering our expectations, we need to fight for Irish and for everyone’s chance to access it m.independent.ie/opinion/naoi...

Chan fhaca mi Lannes aig Ratasbon no MacGillFhinnein aig Allt Èire no Gill-Ìosa aig Cùil Lodair, ach chunnaic mi Sasannach san Èipheit… —Somhairle MacGill-Eain (Sorley MacLean), “Curaidhean” (“Heroes”) Sorley MacLean was severely wounded at El Alamein, 1942 #RemembranceSunday #poem #poetry #Gaelic

Brilliant comment from local shop worker to her colleague there: “That’s the Mass crew gone. Now we have the alcoholics!”

If you liked that chart you may like this cartoon

we all need to start wearing robes again

This is very ‘baby shoes, never worn’ because you can immediately visualise the backstory

Adorable animal-themed public art on the NYC subway (5th Ave & 59th Street N/R/W station) by artist Ann Schaumburger to start off an early Sunday morning www.mta.info/agency/arts-...

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Looking for something chill and fun to do this Sunday? Check out my new Solo-Journaling RPG "It's Been A While", available for download! As an innkeeper, snatch glimpses of the lives of the adventurers who cross your bar. Buy now on @itch.io: chrislaumanson.itch.io/its-been-a-w... #ttrpg #writing

boomers do not and will never grasp what ‘bots’ are

all those billions and AI still can’t replicate how emotions are expressed on a human face

oh Pluribus is good!

Dunnes in Ireland has some Gaeilge language home stuff and look how nice it is?

Gorbals girl, Glasgow, 1964, photo by Oscar Marzaroli.

It’s still absolutely wild that the police raided her house like she was Walter White in a huge media event, then came out two weeks later and did a press conference publicly blaming Crown Office for non-specifically ruining their investigation, not granting them a search warrant at the first ask.

just listened to the Lily Allen album and OUCH

He could have been crucified, buried and resurrected wearing a high ponytail like Ariana Grande and we wouldn’t know

At the 2024 funeral of Pål Enger, who stole Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” from Norway's National Gallery in 1994 (leaving behind a note: “a thousand thanks for your poor security”), not one but two photos of his getaway ladder were displayed, and his coffin was draped in a reproduction of "The Scream"

nobody knows what Jesus’s hair looked like and I’m tired of everyone pretending they do

engage with music, art, writing in any you can. it doesn’t matter how you do it. just doing it will make your life a million times more valuable and worthwhile. you’ll feel so strong, in comparison with these nobodies who have deluded themselves into thinking they own the world

This keeps happening, over and over, in the US but also here. Publish something awful and delete it. Come out with a hideous, racist statement and follow up with ‘oh I didn’t mean it’. Hold press conferences where you pretend you don’t know anything about anything; obfuscate and lie and lie and lie

btw I think it would have been much, much more impressive in the cinema. The set pieces are beautifully staged and the costume design is out of this world

Tomorrow's front page 📰 Ceasefire violations are 'repeated and deliberate'

Vision gets 4 strands of hair eventually and then he turns into Trent Reznor